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night terror

2008-10-12T18:53:41-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-12-08, Published: 10-12-08
Status: Complete

Even Uchiha Itachi has a fear. For him, it is that his redemption and his condemnation walk hand in hand. ;; itachicentricdrabble

cognitive dissonance

2008-09-20T21:33:26-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Karin & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,349, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-20-08, Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

we’re all addicts here, in wonderland;; sasukarin, slight karinjuugo

Insomniac

2008-09-02T20:53:49-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Anko M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,623, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-2-08, Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

When you have insomnia, nothing is real. You don't understand any of it, and then you die. : Because every man kills the thing he loves. Itachi/Anko with a side helping of Fight Club. Slight AU...ish.

Stained

2008-08-29T13:35:48-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dark Ichigo
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,061, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-29-08, Published: 7-29-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. It’s black on white on black — bleached-blank memories and red-stained hunger. A coup d’état leads to a new twist in this tale: his story from the dark side of the moon. –post episode 124– ::What would happen if Ichigo's Hollow side won?::

Kill All Your Friends

2008-08-15T13:41:02-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Anko M. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,943, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-15-08, Published: 8-15-08
Status: Complete

we’re all a bunch of liars—tell me, baby, who do you want to be?: She was six years his senior, and he was wearing more nail polish than she had ever worn cumulatively in her life. There was something inherently wrong here. :crack!ItaAnko:

Loathing

2008-07-10T12:09:00-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sai
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,097, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-10-08, Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Define "hatred." Sakura/Sai.

Tastes Great, More Filling

2008-07-04T16:24:47-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,439, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-4-08, Published: 7-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Hey, even filler needs love. A collection of Bleach one-shots, all involving elements of filler. Fill yourself up — with pure, unadulterated crack. 1: In which several heads explode, and Renji and Rukia discover they maybe aren't as cool as they thought.

A Story Told by Silence

2008-06-20T07:27:32-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-20-08, Published: 6-20-08
Status: Complete

It’s an unbearable emptiness between them, a someone—shaped void around which their arms just can’t quite meet. In a way, hope kills.

The Other Side: Tony's Story

2008-05-24T10:57:00-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Dark Tower series
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,050, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-24-08, Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

—the shining— He knew that the ghosts we inherit, we carry for the rest of our lives.

Rumor Has It

2008-04-13T19:02:31-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Donald Duck & Goofy
Chapters: 1, Words: 972, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-13-08, Published: 4-13-08
Status: Complete

contest entry for loren : “Rumor has it, the next ones to go down that hill get walloped.” “Yeah, well rumor has it that I’m awesome.”

with a smile

2008-01-23T15:34:59-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-23-08, Published: 1-23-08
Status: Complete

what mask will you wear today? black angel or white demon? : the killer in me is the killer in you. send this smile over to you.

auld lang syne

2008-01-20T14:21:41-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Axel & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-20-08, Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

axelkairi. for loren: Let’s drink a toast to innocence, let’s drink a toast to time. Reliving in our eloquence...another auld lang syne. :merry belated christmas:

shotgun wedding

2007-12-08T10:27:38-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Rukia K. & Kaien S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 849, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-8-07, Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

[ichirukaien] She didn’t want to kill him, but sometimes these things just happen. [but they believe it from the tears and the teeth, right down to the blood at her feet & come on, this is screaming “photo op.”]

Darkness in Zero

2007-12-03T15:36:39-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: DiZ
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,220, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-3-07, Published: 12-3-07
Status: In-Progress

[The Life and Times of Ansem the Wise] Once there was a young boy chosen for an extraordinary destiny. This is not his story. Witness the rise and fall of one man, and through his eyes, a world. [now come one, come all, to this tragic affair] Slight AU.

Masquerade

2007-12-02T08:40:49-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Shinji H. & Dark Ichigo
Chapters: 1, Words: 539, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-2-07, Published: 12-2-07
Status: Complete

You can fool any friend who ever knew you, so take your turn, take a ride on the merrygoround [& let’s see the mask behind the man.]

second nature

2007-11-18T19:37:48-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Riku & Naminé
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,621, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-18-07, Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

[replicanaminé] Because loving you just comes second nature to me. A collection of oneshots based on false memories and falser emotions. [welcome to hell. we’ve been waiting for you.]

guiltybeautylove

2007-09-30T10:37:42-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Riku & Kairi
Chapters: 9, Words: 7,890, Reviews: 57 Updated: 9-30-07, Published: 6-7-07
Status: In-Progress

[kairiku] A one shot collection dedicated to keeping the old school love alive. [ix.] broken [better for me to be broken than you.]

Lie to Me

2007-09-22T18:49:01-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Naminé & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-22-07, Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. [namiku] [dedicated to the lovely jadedraindrop] Tell me I’m real. Lie to me. And ask yourself if it was worth it in the end. [12 stones, ftw]

under the hat

2007-09-06T18:58:50-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Olette
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-6-07, Published: 9-6-07
Status: Complete

[for jadedraindrop's crack!fic contest] She'd never noticed the small kid in the funny hat much, but she's about to. [viviXolette]

The Party from Hell

2007-08-25T14:42:28-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 10, Words: 23,577, Reviews: 65 Updated: 8-25-07, Published: 8-4-06
Status: Complete

There’s a party in the Underworld! All of the major villains are invited, but what’s this? Maleficent won’t let her newest ally attend? Well...Riku’s going to go anyway! Insanity, drinking contests, and Chris Farley impersonations abound! IT IS DONE.

Drowning Lessons

2007-07-22T18:48:14-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily L. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-22-07, Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

[SPOILERS. I’M SERIOUS. I’M REALLY SERIOUS.] It amazes you that you couldn’t even hear your own heart break. SnapeLily.

Sweet Dreams

2007-07-15T16:07:39-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Riku & Naminé
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-15-07, Published: 7-15-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot, Replicacentric. [contest fic for xxlovelycollision] Everybody’s looking for something. Why not you?

OMG, HAX

2007-07-01T19:19:42-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mikami T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-1-07, Published: 7-1-07
Status: Complete

One shot. Mikami Teru takes his relentless quest to do Kira’s bidding and rid the world of evil to the Internet! Much to Light’s chagrin... Spoilers, oh no.

In a Heartbeat

2007-04-23T17:37:26-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-23-07, Published: 4-23-07
Status: Complete

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 25. Oneshot, L centric. In a heartbeat, you saw, and you knew. [as you flash emergency red to blinding white: ALL DATA DELETION]

Ice Sculpture

2007-04-19T07:13:51-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,211, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-19-07, Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

One shot, Replica centric. Your heart is an ice sculpture, all reflection and none of yourself. So you don't want to be broken anymore. [and now the snowflakes are melting]

Kingdom Hearts: The Quest for the Holy Grail

2007-03-20T18:13:36-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 17,146, Reviews: 68 Updated: 3-20-07, Published: 5-7-06
Status: In-Progress

King Mickey is on a quest—to find the Holy Grail! Also featuring Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the Riku Replica, and Sir NotAppearingInThisFanfiction. Spoof of all things Monty Python.

Rush

2007-03-16T07:17:10-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-16-07, Published: 3-16-07
Status: Complete

You can’t spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. [and how far will I let the rush take me this time?]

Save Me

2007-03-11T18:35:09-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Riku & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,291, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-11-07, Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

One shot, Rikucentric. Even if it'll be the last thing you do before you go, you are going to save her like you'd always meant to. Even if it means saving her from yourself. [and the punchline to the joke is asking, someone save us] [Heaven Help Us, MCR]

Normalcy is Overrated

2007-02-25T13:35:30-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,775, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-25-07, Published: 8-26-05
Status: In-Progress

ON HIATUS. AU Written preHBP. With Lord Voldemort busy with...other things, is it possible for Harry to have a normal 6th year? ...Probably not. A new guidance counselor, a mysterious stalker, and a pinball machine all make this year the zaniest yet!

Patience

2007-02-15T13:47:38-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Suspense
Pairing: Ansem
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,834, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-15-07, Published: 2-15-07
Status: Complete

One shot. You’ve been waiting a long time for such an opportunity. Seems a shame to waste it. Xehanort’s Heartless centric OMG. Direct companion to “Drowning.”

Drowning

2007-02-09T17:35:08-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,012, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-9-07, Published: 2-9-07
Status: Complete

One shot. Rikucentric. The dark is everywhere, and you can’t breathe, and you are willing to do anything to stop it, but you are about to find out that some fates are worse than drowning. Direct companion to Patience.

Let It Snow

2007-01-01T18:33:23-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sora & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,842, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-1-07, Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Sora wants to give Kairi the ultimate Christmas present...But how, when it involves defying the laws of nature? Merry Christmas, people!

Addiction

2006-11-30T18:30:24-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-30-06, Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Rikucentric. You lie awake at night, because you can’t forget...that some needs can never be satisfied. Rated K plus for Xtreme Angst.

The Taste of Evil

2006-11-12T07:14:44-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,296, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-12-06, Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to The Smell of Darkness! Riku wants to know the real truth about mayonnaise. But will it cost him his soul? Kairi tells her dark story... And Sora wonders about metaphors.

The Smell of Darkness

2006-10-28T14:11:19-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,675, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-28-06, Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sora asks Riku what darkness smells like, but are he and Kairi prepared for the answer? Featuring high school randomosity, Lord of the Flies, and sacrifices to the Chorus Gods. Kplus for drug references.

A Moment Alone

2006-10-27T16:30:11-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,147, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-27-06, Published: 10-27-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot, Rikucentric. As he poured his heart out to that silent, soulless white room, he was almost glad that Sora couldn’t hear him. If you’re looking for yaoi, keep looking. Rated T for Riku's potty mouth.

Empty Spaces

2006-09-30T08:22:43-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-30-06, Published: 9-30-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Roxas asks Axel what it was like to have a heart. NOT YAOI.

Double Entendre

2006-09-25T15:50:33-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-25-06, Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Larxene walks past the door to Axel’s room, and gets an earful of an...interesting conversation. No, it isn’t what you think...or is it?. T for inappropriate humor.

Free Spirit

2006-09-17T14:22:03-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 12, Words: 32,493, Reviews: 69 Updated: 9-17-06, Published: 11-10-05
Status: In-Progress

24 year old Danny thinks he’s ready to liberate himself from his chains of guilt and self doubt. But a long forgotten enemy has been liberated as well—and Danny won’t be a free spirit for long.... Odyssey of the Spirit: Part One

Silver Rain

2006-09-10T17:15:11-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kairi & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,040, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-10-06, Published: 9-10-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. During a rare summer storm on the islands, Kairi reflects on how things have changed...especially her feelings toward a certain someone... Featuring “Love’s Recovery,” by the Indigo Girls.

Mea Culpa

2006-08-11T21:59:30-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Dan Phantom
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,246, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-11-06, Published: 8-11-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sometimes...all the apologies in the world don't make a difference when they come too late. It's a Dan drabble, what else? T for death and violence and...stuff.

Twilight Dreamer

2006-06-08T19:52:16-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,785, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-8-06, Published: 6-8-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Rikucentric. All he wanted was an end to the hurt and the pain. When a voice from the twilight offered him comfort, it was hard to turn it down. Featuring “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan.

SixtyTwo Shots

2006-04-12T18:52:05-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Dan Phantom
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,132, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-12-06, Published: 4-12-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot vignette. Dan does some melancholy existential pondering at a local Ghost Zone bar. Featuring “Broadway” by The GooGoo Dolls. Random angsty drabble.

Ode to Hogwarts

2005-08-19T08:32:59-08:00

Author: i AM the Random Idiot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,893, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

Songfic sorta OneShot possibly more. This is what happens when an insane person listens to Weird Al and eats too much sugar. Spoof of Weird Al's Albuquerque. Kplus to be safe.