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Pretense

2009-07-11T06:15:57-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,990, Reviews: 321 Updated: 7-11-09 Published: 10-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Love Potion. Two weeks. Sasuke Uchiha is 'in love' and Hinata Hyuga is the unfortunate young lady.

Purple Crazed

2008-12-09T07:19:50-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,289, Reviews: 34 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke Uchiha discovers just how stubborn, and crazy, the introversive Hinata Hyuga is. Over a sweater. Random

Kisses and All that Jazz

2008-03-29T19:10:28-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 40 Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

AU. Hinata Hyuga is ravished by the Kazekage and her partner. Gift for SecretBox. GaaraHinataSuigetsu. You've been warned.

Oh Happy Days

2008-02-22T13:51:09-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Suigetsu H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 49 Updated: 2-22-08 Published: 8-6-07
Status: Complete

AU:: Suigetsu hated girls, girls like Karin. ::SuiHina::Spoilers::

Jiyū na

2007-12-21T19:33:19-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sai
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-21-07
Status: In-Progress

An emotionless partner, a new sensei and a mission to track an elusive missing nin wasn't what she approached the Hokage for. The Third has something up his sleeve and Hinata isn't sure she's happy or horrified she's apart of it. AU.

Head of the Hyuga Clan

2007-10-21T10:17:37-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

AU Pure crack. Companion to In need of dire help. Hanabi is curious and both males explain in the most...thrilling way while poor Hinata wants to die. :pure crack, threesome, mature...content & readers?:

The Fairy Tales of Naruto

2007-09-16T08:44:53-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 2, Words: 898, Reviews: 50 Updated: 9-16-07 Published: 7-11-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] 'What big eyes you have,' she breathed softly. 'The better to take in your beautiful features my dear,' was the cocky reply. [Warning: Fairy Tale one shots with a somewhat perverted twist] [WIP]

It's Been Forever

2007-08-28T16:20:23-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

AU It has been forever since she last saw him. He's wearing a damn smirk and she's responding in kind, flushing at the memories of what that mouth did to her. ItaHina:Drabble:hints of mature content

Chances

2007-08-28T16:16:17-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 23 Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

AU He liked taking her wherever, whenever. She did too. SasuHina, mature content

Konoha High School Host Club

2007-08-26T18:39:06-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,098, Reviews: 142 Updated: 8-26-07 Published: 8-24-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] In this twisted romantic comedy Hinata has no chest and is mistaken for a boy. Accidentally stumbling onto the Host Club, a mysterious campus group consisting of six super rich and handsome men, Hinata's life is turned up side down...

The Sun and the Moon

2007-08-18T12:32:42-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 30 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

[AU] 'You…you have the sun,' Hinata says with a bittersweet smile. Muttering Sakura replies, 'And you have the moon.' [SasuHina, SakuNaru] Angst and friendship goes hand in hand, ne?

Mistress

2007-08-18T11:06:44-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Black Cat
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

[TrainEve] She would often wonder if she is his mistress... [AU or Not?] [Flamers warned. My bunnies will eat you.]

Heartbeat

2007-08-16T13:21:14-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-16-07
Status: Complete

There are quiet snippets stolen in time where she would wonder, is this how my father felt? [Paternal Hinata Hyuga] [Hinata centric]

It Happens

2007-08-15T07:32:54-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 774, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

[Love happens] Hinata's love for Naruto, his for Sakura and hers for Uchiha san. [Hurt happens] Rejection every time the one they love denies them. [Truth hurts] To know that they won't turn and smile with the warmth they want. [Life continues] [AU]

Blame it on the Sake

2007-08-03T17:00:17-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sai & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,508, Reviews: 59 Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

AU Backed up against a wall, body sparking under the touch of this artist...thrilled and guilty and her blood is rushing, pumping heatedly against her skin and...she’s blaming it on the sake. SaiHina, mature content

Gotham

2007-08-01T19:01:10-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Chloe S. & Oliver Q.
Chapters: 2, Words: 906, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-1-07 Published: 4-26-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Sometimes stories that are unsought are better than the ones sought.

Gone

2007-07-22T06:00:58-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Fred W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

[Spoiler alert to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!] George felt like screaming, smashing and throwing things up in frustration and crying his heart out but he couldn't. A part of him had been ripped out and he didn't know what to feel...

Just one word

2007-07-22T05:57:43-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-22-07
Status: In-Progress

[Spoiler alert to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!] Because of one word, just one word Snape knew he had lost his friendship with Lily and everything that could have been. All because of one cursed word.

Special Effects

2007-07-18T16:10:26-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,468, Reviews: 261 Updated: 7-18-07 Published: 4-18-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Despite the fact that she loves Uchiha Sasuke with all her heart, Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. [Warning: SasuHina, vague yaoi mentioned]

We've Met

2007-07-16T11:49:16-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-16-07
Status: Complete

[AU] An image of a stammering and blushing teenage girl enters his mind but Kakashi blinks and the image is broken. Hinata surprises herself when she feels disappointed that the book he's buying isn't orange. [Warning: A 'what if' one shot]

Crack Drabbles

2007-06-29T17:51:16-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Drabbles on the oddest pairings. Misty's reactions to some of the male characters. Brock makes an appearance too. [Warnings: MistyDrew, MistyBrendan, MistyGary, MistyLance] Misty deserves to get with the others too, ne?

Becoming Crookshanks

2007-06-24T07:50:50-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Cedric D. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,768, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-24-07 Published: 12-13-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Cedric Diggory discovers a connection created by a certain Gryffindor with said Gryffindor's cat. His life is turned upside down when he realizes that the connection is not only in dreams but physical form too. [A Work in Progress]

In need of dire help

2007-06-14T16:43:36-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 60 Updated: 6-14-07 Published: 6-11-07
Status: In-Progress

AU VERY much in need of help. Hyuga Hinata is at her wits end with these two. :mature content, threesome, read if you've got an open mind:

No Sex

2007-06-07T07:23:13-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 28 Published: 6-7-07
Status: Complete

[AU] 'They aren’t having sex,' Ino said dejectedly. 'No sex…no sex…' she continued on like a mantra.

Sisterly Love

2007-06-06T19:02:37-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Hinata H. & Hanabi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-6-07
Status: Complete

[AU] For Hinata, death brought out the demon inside her and she was all too ready to welcome it with open arms. Warning: Character death.

Gimme!

2007-06-03T13:34:30-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

[AU] 'Stay away,' Neji croaked, 'she's a deprived ice cream monster.'

Faded Blues

2007-06-02T11:30:53-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-2-07
Status: Complete

Hinata used to see the world in only muted grays, faded blues and washed out blacks, with some splashes of white here and there. But now, she lives in color. [Hinata centric]

Light Love

2007-05-19T13:45:17-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-19-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Solitude is fickle like a rose, it makes your heart bleed in torture. Hinata Hyuga knows this very well. [Warning: Many Hinata pairings] Work in Progress.

Coffee and a Kiss

2007-04-26T14:27:27-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chloe S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-26-07
Status: Complete

[AU] When you’re half asleep you don’t tend to notice what you’re clothed in but when she stepped into the large kitchen shared among the members of the Justice League she suddenly became all too aware of what she was wearing. [BartChloe]

A Chocolate Kiss

2007-04-03T18:46:41-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 44 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

[AU] A person who didn’t appreciate sweets was a person better off dead – that was Hinata’s saying but, she thought faintly raising her hand to her lips, Sasuke Uchiha was an exception. [Warnings: SasukeHinata & Insanity]

Stranger

2007-03-31T07:51:56-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 653, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-31-07 Published: 8-10-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Severus Snape had sex with a stranger...he lost his virginity to a stranger and for some strange reason he felt happy about it. [I'm making this into a collection of random oneshots all linked together] Work in Progress.

Sacrifice

2007-03-31T07:50:52-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-31-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Neji Hyuga lived to break his cousin. [Warning: slight NejiHinata in a sort of sick way]

The Real Question

2007-02-18T10:48:22-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

[AU] The lily cannot survive in the desert but it needs it as much as the desert needs the lily to show that there is some life in it.

Wrong Love

2007-02-18T10:45:57-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Their love is forbidden and sometimes the guilt is too much. [Warning: HinataNeji]

Questions

2007-02-18T10:35:32-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-18-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] What if child!Ron, child!Hermione and child!Harry asked very...err...uncomfortable questions and the adults don't know if they should run or try explaining sex or puberty to a bunch of underage kiddies! [Work in Progress]

Father

2007-02-18T09:40:23-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

Hinata wonders if she's failed as a daughter.

Fascination

2007-02-18T09:30:20-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Riku H. & Satoshi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Satoshi knows that your eyes can overlook the smallest of things, but they are really quite fascinating.

Me

2007-02-18T09:26:28-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Dark M. & Riku H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Riku Harada hated Dark Mousey with passion, with every fiber of her being she hated his very existence. So what was she doing battling in an all out tongue war with him? [Warning: A bit of lime, not lemon]

Finally

2006-12-12T13:00:37-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-12-06
Status: Complete

Letting himself be weak for a moment assures him that he's not the monster his father and the Dark Lord is, not yet anyway. Takes part during HBP. [Draco centric]

Maybe

2006-11-18T13:49:50-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Clark K. & Chloe S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-18-06
Status: Complete

[AU] There’s hope, you know this but it’s just beyond your grasp. Maybe if you try hard enough to reach for it, you’ll get it. Maybe. [Warning: ChloeClark angst]

Loathing

2006-11-11T11:23:07-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-11-06
Status: Complete

[AU] He hates her and yet his heart clenches at the thought of her dead. [Warning: Dramione]

Kisses

2006-11-10T15:09:03-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

[AU] They kiss, Hermione and Ginny giggle. It's just another day for them. [Warning: HarryDraco]

The Charms Classroom

2006-11-10T15:06:42-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

[AU] She hates her and yet she can't tear her eyes away as her fair lady is taken by the Serpent's Princess. [Warning: slash]

Captured

2006-11-10T13:33:59-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

[AU] He doesn't care. His job is done. [Draco centric]

Living a Lie

2006-10-13T15:21:57-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-13-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] They've accepted what's happened to them, but when they're thrown into an Alternate Universe how are they going to explain that they're Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy? To make matters worse they've switched genders. [Work in Progress]

Morning fuss

2006-08-31T14:03:36-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Chloe S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

[AU] Chloe Sullivan doesn't feel up to going to work and she doubts her boss would mind, seeing that he's the reason she's still in bed!

Never Gone

2006-08-14T15:38:59-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: Hermione G. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 443, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-14-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Twenty two years into the past Hermione and Pansy come to an agreement. To get the hell out of the past before one of them makes a grave mistake like intervening in the current affairs of the Dark Lord. [Work in Progress]

Once Upon a Time

2006-08-10T09:24:50-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[AU] Hermione's determined to find Narnia, no matter how long it takes.

Those Grey Eyes

2006-08-10T08:34:06-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[AU] Hermione's mother has no idea...

Time Travel

2006-08-10T08:20:32-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,957, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

AU When Hermione Granger stepped into the Room of Requirements, she was unknowingly sent back in time. Tom Riddle. The Marauders. The Founders.

Dream

2006-08-10T07:52:08-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Mystery
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[AU] Dreaming permits you to be quietly and safely insane every night but sometimes it is better to be awake...but how true is that?