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Any Way You Want It

2009-09-01T21:46:05-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Lavi & Allen
Chapters: 33, Words: 179,992, Reviews: 1582 Updated: 9-1-09 Published: 6-22-08
Status: In-Progress

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

Geeks In Love

2009-07-15T00:54:23-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Allen
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,994, Reviews: 111 Updated: 7-15-09 Published: 6-4-09
Status: In-Progress

For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.

The Incredible You

2009-06-26T21:30:58-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kanda & Allen
Chapters: 10, Words: 19,321, Reviews: 373 Updated: 6-26-09 Published: 12-4-07
Status: Complete

AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:

The Chesapeake Campaign

2009-05-04T21:48:52-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: France & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,605, Reviews: 33 Published: 5-4-09
Status: In-Progress

AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania

Status Quo Ante Bellum

2009-04-03T20:37:16-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hungary & Prussia
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,453, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-3-09
Status: Complete

AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia

Association Socialistic

2009-03-31T21:17:21-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Germany & N. Italy
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,387, Reviews: 38 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy

Grand Duchy

2009-03-28T21:21:17-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sweden & Finland
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,115, Reviews: 27 Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland

Yellow Submarine

2009-03-02T21:14:35-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kanda & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,398, Reviews: 48 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK

Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat

2009-02-09T15:09:59-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tyki & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 44,061, Reviews: 84 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen

The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke

2008-12-30T23:43:30-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,914, Reviews: 150 Updated: 12-30-08 Published: 7-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu

Make it Last

2008-12-24T06:14:22-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Allen
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,631, Reviews: 142 Updated: 12-24-08 Published: 12-18-08
Status: Complete

Seven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."

Speculate

2008-09-22T21:52:23-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tyki & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,086, Reviews: 65 Published: 9-22-08
Status: Complete

CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen

Out of Touch

2008-07-20T16:21:50-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Lavi & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

Lavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:

Walkin' the Beat

2008-06-21T23:25:02-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanda & Allen
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,837, Reviews: 113 Updated: 6-21-08 Published: 4-9-08
Status: In-Progress

AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK

Romantism

2008-06-13T01:47:08-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jiraiya & Orochimaru
Chapters: 12, Words: 18,669, Reviews: 232 Updated: 6-13-08 Published: 10-19-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]

Rapunzel

2008-06-08T17:31:44-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kanda & Allen
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,786, Reviews: 41 Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.

Thief!

2008-06-07T23:18:35-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,967, Reviews: 97 Updated: 6-7-08 Published: 3-28-08
Status: In-Progress

AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd

Salutation, Education

2008-05-28T20:37:15-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,821, Reviews: 76 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso

Low Wage Worth

2008-05-24T10:24:07-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sai
Chapters: 21, Words: 30,274, Reviews: 518 Updated: 5-24-08 Published: 2-23-07
Status: In-Progress

The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]

Going Long

2008-05-20T03:46:27-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,135, Reviews: 113 Updated: 5-20-08 Published: 9-16-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]

Cell Block Tango

2008-05-03T22:56:52-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,822, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

Regardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/Lenalee

Double A

2008-05-01T21:39:32-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Karin & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,269, Reviews: 35 Published: 5-1-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku

Ask the Lonely

2008-03-18T08:42:57-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,816, Reviews: 109 Updated: 3-18-08 Published: 11-1-07
Status: In-Progress

It seems Naruto had more Innocence than the villagers gave him credit for. :DGMNaruto Xover: :Hiatus:

Ready, Red

2008-03-10T08:50:48-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,134, Reviews: 23 Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:

CPR

2008-02-24T20:58:19-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Air Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,130, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-24-08
Status: Complete

Akito learns how to swim. The, uh, 'professional' way, as Ikki calls it. Ikki x Akito

A Love Unrequited

2008-02-13T18:01:52-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 606, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

CRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For Niver

Gravesite Night

2008-01-19T09:35:36-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tobi & Zetsu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

For Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:

Feeling Furry

2008-01-14T19:58:32-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,766, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

Of course Vaan isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, but we can't hold that against him. :BalthierVaan::Little Red Riding Hood Parody:

All in Your Head

2007-12-22T21:11:41-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kyuubi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,309, Reviews: 43 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:

Wrestling Sasuke

2007-12-18T20:11:54-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:

Dolly, Darling

2007-12-06T16:49:22-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,216, Reviews: 40 Published: 12-6-07
Status: Complete

[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]

Coffee without the Cream

2007-12-01T22:49:17-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Allen & Kanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 35 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

AU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoi

Killer Instinct

2007-11-30T18:42:59-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Light Y.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,663, Reviews: 138 Updated: 11-30-07 Published: 8-8-06
Status: In-Progress

In which Raito Yagami is chosen to be a student at Hogwarts, but not without his own agenda. And L, the newest teacher, wants nothing more than to stop him. [HPDN xover]

Psychology

2007-11-05T13:02:15-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,248, Reviews: 94 Updated: 11-5-07 Published: 3-5-06
Status: Complete

Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]

Closet Wanted

2007-10-19T17:07:44-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Inuyasha & Sesshomaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,215, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-19-07
Status: Complete

And it was totally obvious that InuYasha was gay for his brother. [CRACK] [Click for HOMO]

Bomber, Baby

2007-10-12T07:30:50-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,084, Reviews: 37 Published: 10-12-07
Status: Complete

[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]

Kadaj Equals Cheerleader

2007-10-07T08:57:00-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Cloud S. & Sephiroth
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,666, Reviews: 36 Updated: 10-7-07 Published: 11-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Aw man, not another high school fic! [Crack, yaoi, AU]

Naruto no Go

2007-10-02T04:58:56-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,377, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-2-07
Status: In-Progress

In which an eccentric client gives Naruto a wooden box. With a ghost, as it seems. [NaruHnG Xover][Crack!fic]

Snap Snap Tap

2007-09-23T14:11:46-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Kyuubi
Chapters: 1, Words: 886, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]

Walking With God

2007-09-04T17:19:01-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Mikami T. & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 376, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-4-07
Status: Complete

[Slight AU] Kira is my God. He loves me, but I love him more. [Dog!Mikami]

So You Want To Be King Of Hell?

2007-08-26T14:29:13-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,312, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-26-07 Published: 5-9-07
Status: In-Progress

This story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. [SasuNaru][AU]

Cotton Candy Clouds

2007-08-25T22:23:47-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mello & Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

And chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]

Chocopup

2007-08-22T18:15:53-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mello & Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,432, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-22-07
Status: Complete

[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]

Ask Suigetsu?

2007-07-22T00:44:49-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Suigetsu H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

You'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. [Spoilers]

The Longer The Blade?

2007-07-17T12:12:23-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Seifer A. & Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

[For Virulent Enmity] Seifer brags, Squall gags, and Zell lags. Penis jokes abound! [SeiferxSquall, not for the immature who can't handle the 'p' word]

Melodramatic

2007-07-09T23:34:08-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,580, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]

Game Over

2007-06-24T14:52:26-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,834, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-24-07
Status: Complete

[AU] So no one could defeat the prick of a champion, LeadingMan's, score? Well, Vaan was going to change that little fact. [BalthierxVaan]

Ditzy Doggy Mix

2007-05-18T20:15:00-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zexion & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,704, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-18-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Zexion thought the dog was dangerous, but the dog was a complete ditz! [Zemyx]

Hotline

2007-03-28T13:11:49-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,272, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

[AU] A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. [Marluxia x Axel][Crack]

Umbrella

2007-03-14T04:26:05-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,182, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-14-07
Status: Complete

A rainy day, a sad face. How could Balthier ever resist? [AU BalthierxVaan]

KeyBladé GO!

2007-03-07T20:13:43-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,866, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-7-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Join Sora in his incredibly rational journey to unknowingly frustrate his friends as he searches for Riku! [hinted yaoi, no pairings][Pokemon fusion]

A Guardian's Dreamer

2007-02-15T22:01:46-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Auron & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-15-07
Status: Complete

[Dreaming will get you nowhere in this Organization] Demyx loved to dream, and meeting Auron was a dream come true. [Auron X Demyx]

King of Hearts

2007-02-09T22:06:14-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Luxord & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 968, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-9-07
Status: Complete

[There is one card that carries the most power] A late night card game leads up to a late night lesson. [Luxord X Roxas]

Crack A Smile

2007-01-26T22:28:33-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,097, Reviews: 29 Published: 1-26-07
Status: Complete

All Sasuke needed to do was smile. [SasuNaru] [For Kativachan]

Ookami XIII

2007-01-22T15:01:26-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,723, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-22-07 Published: 12-6-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] A different perspective on the Organization. Just add fur. [Weird!fic, AkuRoku, Zemyx]

Charming

2007-01-02T16:23:53-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy XII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-2-07
Status: Complete

Balthier carries a charm that can make anyone give into him, except for Vaan. [Balthier X Vaan]

Kurimasu

2006-12-15T17:29:07-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jiraiya & Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,596, Reviews: 27 Published: 12-15-06
Status: Complete

Jiraiya learns the concept of 'Christmas' through blackmail and kissing. [JiraOro, shounen ai]

Cloud's Smile

2006-11-02T16:28:47-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Kadaj
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

Cloud never smiled. Never. So, who was Kadaj to try and make him? A whole lot, obviously... [CxK, Shounenai]

The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi

2006-10-31T16:52:14-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,736, Reviews: 179 Updated: 10-31-06 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]

Konoha News

2006-10-18T17:58:22-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,047, Reviews: 53 Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]

Necromancer

2006-09-25T13:42:58-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,527, Reviews: 47 Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]

The Morning After

2006-09-14T18:51:54-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sephiroth & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,185, Reviews: 27 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

Some people just weren't made for 'the morning after'. [Sephiroth x Cloud x Kadaj?]

Misunderstood

2006-09-05T16:17:17-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyuubi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 43 Published: 9-5-06
Status: Complete

Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]

Black Rap

2006-09-01T10:14:42-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

The one thing that, without a doubt, will get Kingdom Hearts sued for everything they've got. [hinted RikuSora] [crackfic]

Mirror Mirror

2006-08-15T18:57:37-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

Sesshomaru finally achieves his one goal. To obtain the Tetsuaiga. And he's found the perfect purpose for it. [pure crack]

Untitled

2006-08-03T21:10:56-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 21 Published: 8-3-06
Status: Complete

Itachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.

Smile

2006-07-31T15:16:08-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

Because it's the only thing you can do until the end. [Uchihacest]

Shut Up

2006-07-27T20:28:24-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Itachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]

The Most Logical Mpreg Ever

2006-07-25T22:09:56-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Seymour
Chapters: 1, Words: 715, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-25-06
Status: Complete

Like the title says. You can't argue with this one.

Welcome To My Life

2006-07-19T10:18:45-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,307, Reviews: 51 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.

Action

2006-07-13T11:34:05-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

Where Sora's brain is poked and his adventure, to find out where his sexual preference lies, begins. [Slight RikuSora]

Questioning

2006-06-19T15:29:17-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,180, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-19-06
Status: Complete

Where Roxas begins to really question his life, and Axel's not helping. [AxelRoxas]

The Riku Method

2006-06-06T14:06:01-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 784, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

Riku's way of handling heartbreak. [RikuSora]

Chance Of A Lifetime

2006-05-27T14:10:30-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-27-06
Status: Complete

Tired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNaruto

Swashbuckling

2006-05-15T19:46:22-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 28 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke finally reveals to Naruto what he's always wanted to be. Parody of chapter 306

Tasting My Tears

2006-03-18T12:38:23-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,547, Reviews: 60 Published: 3-18-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. Uchihacest

A Stupid Question

2006-03-15T13:47:59-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 25 Published: 3-15-06
Status: Complete

A stupid question leads to the start of a stupid relationship, which leads to a stupid heartbreak. YxK

Paper Heart

2006-02-17T21:52:38-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,597, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-17-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke visits his family's grave, and just can't bring himself to cry for them. Songfic, Uchihacest, ItaSasu, to The All American Reject's song, My Paper Heart

Never A Happily Ever After

2006-02-11T23:09:20-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-11-06
Status: Complete

What's the point in anticipating a fairy tale? YxK

A Disclaimer Gone Awry

2005-10-31T17:48:05-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,192, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

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