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Cornfield Madness

2007-06-21T09:58:00-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 26, Words: 73,607, Reviews: 408 Updated: 6-21-07 Published: 11-11-03
Status: In-Progress

NEW! Yet one more Strange Interlude in response to At World's End. CONTAINS SPOILERS!

East of London

2004-08-30T19:52:40-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,232, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Gail loved the story of Peter Pan but never could believe in it...until Peter himself turned up, that is. Now she's off to Neverland for all the magic and adventure she ever wanted. No romance, just a lot of fun.

Sunset

2004-08-25T19:13:14-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,588, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-25-04
Status: In-Progress

I've noticed there's several (okay, I can think of two) stories detailing McCoy's reaction to Kirk's death, but, to my knowledge, none from Spock's POV. So here's one. Friendship, not slash. Angst, not my usual humor.

The Make of a Captain

2004-07-10T07:53:29-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 38, Words: 76,096, Reviews: 403 Updated: 7-10-04 Published: 7-16-03
Status: Complete

In a universe where the Enterprise never fights Klingons and Kirk leads a gang of pirates, what will happen when Kirk comes together with the people we know as his closest friends? Update 7-10-04! -COMPLETE-

Back on the Gallows Again

2004-05-11T19:08:47-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Jack's back on the gallows at Port Royal again, and surely he has a way to escape again...right? Right? Well...only with help from a somewhat unexpected source... One chap ficlet

Chicken Noodle Soup For the Trekkie Soul

2004-03-08T19:08:29-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 50, Words: 123,229, Reviews: 584 Updated: 3-8-04 Published: 7-19-02
Status: In-Progress

This is a Star Trek serial. About time I thought of calling it that. Gone on Indefinite Shore Leave

For Whom the Bell Tolls

2004-02-16T19:43:11-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,486, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-16-04
Status: In-Progress

One chapt fic. An expansion of a character who got approximately three seconds screen time. Wondering who? Well, you might recognize him. It's all in the title.

Duty

2003-12-10T10:29:16-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

Norrington meditates on duty, responsibility, and pirates. Complete in one chapter!

To Talk Like a Pirate

2003-11-24T17:38:08-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 86 Published: 11-24-03
Status: In-Progress

En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!

A Matter of Debate

2003-10-29T19:19:33-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-29-03
Status: In-Progress

More of an extended joke than a story, but a friend convinced me to post... Gibbs and another pirate have a bit of a disagreement about...something. Want to know what? Better read it, I'm not telling.

Art of Escape

2003-10-16T21:39:01-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,109, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-16-03
Status: In-Progress

Not you-in-the-story but me-in-the-story. Me and my friend Kris, both POTC fans, and somehow in the Port Royal jail cell with Jack. What happens then? No romance but a LOT of randomness. Much, much randomness...

The Art of Escape

2003-10-15T21:55:29-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,009, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-15-03
Status: In-Progress

One chap ficlet. Kirk, Spock and McCoy try to figure a way out of a Klingon holding cell. Blatant Advertising: I wrote a POTC fic! Please go read it! It's quite random...

The Stars Trek Through Xanth

2003-08-11T19:49:40-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,383, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-11-03 Published: 5-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Star Trek goes to Xanth, Piers Anthony's magical land, which is filled with humor, randomness and puns. And insanity. Enjoy. No knowledge of Xanth necessary! Incomplete. Sorry!

Merry Christmas, Spock

2002-12-27T12:16:29-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,911, Reviews: 34 Published: 12-27-02
Status: Complete

Kirk and McCoy try to get Spock into the Christmas spirit. Complete

How the Klingons Stole Christmas

2002-12-21T18:54:28-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: Other
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,320, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-21-02
Status: In-Progress

A rather amusing cross between the Grinch and Star Trek. Takes place roughly during TOS, before the Klingons and the Federation were friendly, but has no regular characters, which of course is why it's here. Basically just a funny little Christmas fic.

Everyone Goes Nuts AKA Down With the Sets

2002-12-21T17:45:26-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,491, Reviews: 44 Updated: 12-21-02 Published: 10-9-02
Status: Complete

Stella is BACK! Soon she, Harry, and, of course, the Enterprise, are all gathered on Dedum again. Beyond that, there is no plot. Only madness. Kirk screams, sets fall, all sorts of strange happenings happen! Complete

Vulcans and Chicken Noodle Soup Don't Mix

2002-07-17T01:58:10-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Spock & J. Kirk
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,472, Reviews: 45 Updated: 7-17-02 Published: 6-29-02
Status: In-Progress

When Spock has a bowl of chicken noodle soup, he begins acting...oddly. Includes Spock reciting Shakespeare on the roof of a tree house, Spock thinking Kirk is John Adams, Spock singing...you get the idea. Please R/R.

The Enterprise Crew Goes to Vegas

2002-05-21T19:01:35-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,396, Reviews: 28 Updated: 5-21-02 Published: 5-19-02
Status: In-Progress

Just what the title says: Kirk, Spock and McCoy go to Vegas. Spock wins big at poker, and Kirk hits on a dozen showgirls. Please R/R.

Red Shirt Run Amok

2002-05-18T12:07:44-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 32 Published: 5-18-02
Status: In-Progress

It should be pretty self-evident from the title. If I say anymore it'll give it away. Funny, G-rated. Please R/R.

The Mask of Stella

2001-10-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,245, Reviews: 29 Updated: 10-8-01 Published: 9-24-01
Status: In-Progress

It's hard to summarize this, so just know it's crazy. Please R/R. Act III now up. WARNING: If you think scenes of Kirk running, screaming, and cowering behind his command chair will bother you, don't read this story.

The Big BreakUp

2001-07-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 30 Published: 7-27-01
Status: In-Progress

Kirk and McCoy debate who's had the most failed romantic relationships. You'll never guess who wins. Please RR.