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Cemel Dosce

2009-11-11T23:18:53-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 20,465, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-11-09 Published: 2-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Sheppard continues to be afflicted by his previous encounter with the vampire wraith. On a mission to help out Major Lorne’s team they come across a new enemy. Sequel to Switched.

Sheppard Reads Romance Novels?

2009-01-09T17:07:08-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 21, Words: 41,198, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-9-09 Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

Sheppard catches the most unlikely of people reading a romance novel and then ends up reading one for himself, while Rodney discovers he has an admirer. Gen only. Complete.

Switched

2009-01-08T14:57:57-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,622, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-8-09 Published: 6-14-06
Status: Complete

Rodney becomes irritated with a new assistant, Rose Whedon from the Daedulus and after she proves herself competent to him, she ends up accidentally switching bodies with Colonel Sheppard...trouble ensues. Challenge. Complete.

Lover Redeemed

2007-12-27T22:36:56-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,842, Reviews: 20 Updated: 12-27-07 Published: 7-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Payne was cursed by the Scribe Virgin. She lives only for blood now. Her ghardian, Lemour, has kept her safe until the brotherhood learns of her because of Vishous. A fanfic based on J.R. Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood Series.

Burden

2007-12-04T15:03:44-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 14,027, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-4-07 Published: 2-21-07
Status: In-Progress

After a time he’d seemed back to his old self but there were warning signs all around. There was just something not right about the Colonel. It didn’t help the way he sometimes eyed the room he was in or avoided a group of women...Sequel to Going Commando

Bound To Happen

2007-08-03T00:19:54-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 24, Words: 60,467, Reviews: 46 Updated: 8-3-07 Published: 1-21-06
Status: Complete

Mysterious blipping energy readings lead to Sheppard being strapped to an altar, his team being held prisoner by the local natives, Rodney being experimented on and the introduction to a devious enemy to contend with. Gen only.

Under Recommendations

2007-05-10T13:26:39-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,159, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-10-07 Published: 8-15-06
Status: In-Progress

On the Atlantis Internet is a forum setup for fun called Freedom United Pote Bored. Trouble ensues because of it like Rodney and Sheppard getting into a squabble. A sort of companion to Innocent Sue.

Beautiful Things

2006-12-21T18:54:44-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,720, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Rodney’s tired of trying to compete with himself and after Geldar he’s exhausted. His feelings are revealed to Sheppard through a very heated dream. Takes place after Season 3’s The Game ep. McShep Slash.

Going Commando

2006-11-21T23:15:56-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Mystery
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 25,626, Reviews: 35 Updated: 11-21-06 Published: 3-6-06
Status: Complete

Think of Sheppard and the word commando in the same sentence. Then throw in some mystery, hurt comfort and maybe a Gou'ld being involved. Warning changed due to darker parts. Starts out funny progressively gets darker then ends in semi comfort. COMPLETE

DownFALL

2006-10-02T16:56:39-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,940, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes you say things you don't mean in argument. Does that mean you take back the things you said? Formerly Coming Clean. Dark hurt without comfort. Warning: McShep Slash. Don’t read if it squicks you! WIP

Everafter

2006-08-16T18:11:01-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,203, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

The entire concept of fairytales puzzles me, as a scientist. I just don’t get it. My sister did but not me. Never me. Perhaps it’s because I prefer equations and reality to some falsehood dream that could never be. Rodney Tag to Sateda

Restless Nights I

2006-08-14T21:45:40-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,485, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

This plot bunny came to me based on a situation I’m sure that many people have gone through, including me. Rodney and John finally settle in John’s room after much debate and that’s when the trouble starts… McShep Slash

Over the 200 Mark

2006-08-14T12:43:15-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

Many things could be said about the man. The snark. The insolence. The rude and complete disregard for others concerns about something he might or might not have said... McShep Slash

Minor Serenade

2006-07-26T13:58:25-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,637, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-26-06
Status: Complete

The violins rose in volume as they carefully watched Teyla’s and Ronon’s facial expressions. They had to be careful, if they screwed up then nobody would be getting a paycheck from the SGC. One shot Spackle.

Foiled Thievery

2006-07-11T00:20:26-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

Rodney's having a bad day and it's just about to get worse. A short homework assignment.

Priceless Love Device

2006-07-01T22:46:44-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,799, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

A challenge to write a story involving Shep and Kay with a vibrator include the priceless ad at least three times along with some embarrassment. This is so wrong. I swear… It’s possibly worse than my Going Commando fic.

Not Funny

2006-06-23T20:41:29-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-23-06
Status: Complete

He was tired. More like exhausted. It had been the longest day in awhile and all he could think about at the moment was the female standing before him, a huge, serrated knife aimed at his lower regions. One Shot.

Staple and Stapler Challenge

2006-06-10T22:53:28-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

Just a Challenge from the SGAHC to replace strategic words. I used stapler and staple. The scene is up to the boardroom flashback in beginning scene from Intruder.

Pants Challenge I

2006-06-10T22:40:06-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

Just a Challenge from the SGAHC to replace strategic words with the word 'pants'. The scene is from the beginning of Thirty Eight Minutes.

Why?

2006-05-31T01:18:05-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

Warning: POV. Could be Rodney's or Elizabeth's response to Sheppard. Very Emotional. Some swear words. Wrote this up quickly so sorry if it's a little odd. Kind of depressing actually. WIP

Deathdealers

2006-05-19T00:28:03-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,399, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-19-06 Published: 11-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Atlantis has been invaded by a group called the Deathdealers and Rodney witnesses John’s murder, is it all that it seems? Can Rodney save both himself and John before it's too late or is he too far gone to figure it out? McShep Slash

Human Fallacy

2006-05-13T12:49:53-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,493, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

A death in Atlantis over a misunderstanding brings in the newly arrived Jane O'Connor to investigate. Is it a misunderstanding or is foulplay at work? Please read both the disclaimer and warning. I take no responsiblity for those who do not read it.

A Runner's Lament

2006-05-13T03:02:59-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Ronon D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,405, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

A look into Ronon’s past a tad and his thoughts up to now. An introspective Character Study. R&R. Updated 09 18 06

Attack of the Birdy

2006-05-13T01:08:10-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Carson B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,106, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

A peaceful day on Atlantis and our favorite couple 'Carson and Laura' are out on the balcony eating a midmorning breakfast. Then a bird shows up and ruins their breakfast. Betaing soon. Humorous Drabble.

Open Sesame!

2006-05-12T11:39:20-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ronon D. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-12-06
Status: Complete

Plot Bunny! ERGH! Must find repellent! Okay...Sheppard introduces Ronon to the wonders of pepsi and madness ensues. Not to be taken seriously people! Just for laughs. Humorous Drabble.

Bob the pet rock

2006-05-11T21:43:01-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

Just read and don’t ask. This is my tribute to my pet rock Bob. LOL! Humorous drabble

Musical Squids

2006-05-10T22:22:42-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-10-06
Status: Complete

Rodney always knew something was a little odd about the women on Atlantis but he certainly wasn’t expecting this. Humorous one shot.

A Smidge of Ink

2006-03-29T21:32:18-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Ronon D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

Kris blades, Lt. Cadman, Teyla’s nose, Ronon, story telling, Sheppard and a shocked Rodney. What a combination to say the least. Just for laughs and fun. One shot drabble I came up with after too much coffee and zero sleep.

The Zipper Trick

2006-03-22T21:20:34-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,931, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-22-06 Published: 11-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Sheppard has some down time and accompanies Rodney on a mission. He gets more trouble than he bargained for. Ship!

Dream's Night Sweats

2006-03-18T14:30:20-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,606, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-18-06 Published: 2-26-06
Status: In-Progress

How long can you wait until your urges consume you? And when it does is it just desperation or it is something else? Teyla and Dr. Weir are about to find out. Warning: Weyla femslash.

Rod Fears

2006-02-23T00:58:46-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,965, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

Rodney has a secret fear involving relationships and Sheppard has a plan to make him face it. Warning McShep Slash.

The Reflecting Silver

2006-02-06T12:52:04-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,080, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-6-06
Status: Complete

Works along with ‘the ladder of life’ one shot. A drabbletag on what kept Elizabeth from losing control duringafter the trust operative was found and the problem neutralized.

The Ladder of Life

2006-01-22T02:38:50-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

A drabbletag on what kept Teyla from losing control before Charin’s Ring Ceremony.

The Lone Shadow

2005-12-14T00:41:11-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,826, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-14-05 Published: 10-24-05
Status: In-Progress

The Team goes to the Planet Kiptal to trade for food and technology. While there they get caught up in a maelstrom, aided only by a servant woman known as the Lone Shadow. Ongoing editing and changes to be made soon. WIP

Not Broken

2005-11-28T12:28:46-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Aiden F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,194, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-28-05
Status: Complete

A reflection of what might be going on through Aiden’s mind while in the cell of the hive ship or just a reflection of how he feels about everything. One Shot. WIP.

Stuffed A n i e m a l Dilemma

2005-11-13T14:42:31-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,319, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

Rodney apologizes to Sheppard, who explains why he has the slippers and then Rodney reveals he has his own sentimental item. Then to Rodney's utter dismay, someone takes it from his room and shows it off in the lab. Sequel to The Fuzzy Slipper Dilemma.

Mental Anguish

2005-11-10T19:08:08-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-10-05
Status: Complete

Slash Nonslash. Depends on your POV. “The gasp and quick escape, makes us both smile, through our lip lock. Tear stained faces against one another, hands entwined.” One shot.

Copper

2005-11-10T11:58:25-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-10-05
Status: Complete

He remains a civil occupant in my midst, even when he is angry. He seems to hold on to a certain sense of civility which makes me question my own feelings towards him. One Shot.

Caught in the Throes

2005-11-09T19:40:24-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-9-05
Status: Complete

“Ew that’s disgusting, I really don’t want to know why there are wet stains on the sheets. This is an infirmary not a sex shop!...” One Shot

The Fuzzy Slipper Dilemma

2005-11-08T22:37:59-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,978, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-8-05
Status: Complete

Sheppard thinks about why he took his fuzzy, bunny slippers with him to Atlantis and then gets a nasty surprise in the mess hall, after loosing them.

Chewing On Ice

2005-10-20T02:41:27-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,964, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-20-05
Status: Complete

Nevermind fire, just add a little ice, and everything will go insane. Never leave an astrophysicist with iced coffee, a malfunctioning machine, and a few too many issues on his mind. Sequel to Playing With Fire.

Playing With Fire

2005-10-18T11:12:29-08:00

Author: Lady Valmar
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rodney M. & Radek Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,489, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-18-05
Status: Complete

Playing with fire is just as dangerous as adding fuel to the flames. Radek gives Rodney a lesson in minding his manners. And Rodney kicks himself for snarking at the wrong time.