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Snapdragon Garden

2009-09-13T19:16:57-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,503, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-13-09 Published: 7-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Collection of 23 oneshots for Kitten Kisses' birthday! Multiple genres and pairings. Chapter Four: "If you hurt her...if you hurt Fiora...than /I/ shall find my way to /you/!" Kent, Sain.

Stefan Jokes

2009-08-06T14:23:02-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,919, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-6-09
Status: Complete

The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won’t go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?

Barbaric Charm

2009-05-18T18:28:15-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Kent & Lyndis
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,087, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-18-09
Status: Complete

“Finally…civilized?” Kent asked, baffled. “What could he have meant by that?” /He had never seen her cry before...but this was an entirely different situation. Kent, Lyn, and prejudice./

Helpless

2009-05-02T13:07:50-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Lyndis & Kent
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,876, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-2-09 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

It started with a single sniffle, when Kent came trudging back from guard duty at dawn...he's ill, and there's nothing Lyn or Sain can do about it. KentxLyn.

Lies

2009-03-21T01:14:33-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Kent & Lyndis
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,139, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

When Kent's actions to defend Lyndis from a terrible occurence brand him as a traitor, he must create a web of lies to protect the only thing more important to him than his honor: HER honor. /KentxLyn, obviously./

Impasse

2009-03-13T15:44:42-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Ninian & Eliwood
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,293, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-13-09
Status: Complete

“It doesn’t matter when he grows up!” she cried finally, with a surge of anguish. “I’m never going to get to see it, anyway!” /Ninian, Eliwood, Roy, and a great big argument./

Still Ongoing

2009-02-16T20:48:22-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 13, Words: 98,675, Reviews: 165 Updated: 2-16-09 Published: 10-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Not Yet Finished. Serra wants Erk who wants Priscilla who wants Heath who wants to escape Bern's shadow. They, Eliwood, Hector, Kent, and more find that things don't always end perfectly...

Delirium

2009-01-23T23:02:32-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-23-09
Status: Complete

Lyn is looking at Eliwood, who doesn’t believe her. She sees the snow reflected in his eyes is just that--a reflection. Flipped. Unreal.

What A Day

2009-01-03T21:00:34-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Wallace
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,603, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-3-09
Status: Complete

Wallace is not having the best of days, by normal standards…his weapons are breaking, he gets no food, his tent falls down, and—-of course—-he’s totally lost. So why does he keep laughing…?

Masquerade

2008-11-01T23:20:31-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 27,819, Reviews: 52 Updated: 11-1-08 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

Caelin is hosting the latest meeting of the Lycian League, and celebrating with a masquerade ball...but how is one to distinguish anybody amidst such disguises? For Xirysa's Senses Challenge. /Chapter Five: "I don't want a prince, Kent."/

And She Shall Bring the Day

2008-09-02T16:42:06-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Pelleas & Micaiah
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,344, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

Micaiah, do you ever feel...different?" Daein's King has never been a confident man--he can feel his ineptitude hanging over him, dark as night...so he confides to the Maiden of Dawn, because she is his light. Because she shall bring the day.

Huzzah!

2008-08-26T00:27:24-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 32, Words: 75,480, Reviews: 551 Updated: 8-26-08 Published: 9-23-05
Status: In-Progress

In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L’Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.

Nabata

2008-08-11T16:38:50-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ninian & Eliwood
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,787, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-11-08
Status: Complete

The heat is taking its toll on you," Eliwood noted suddenly, gently--worriedly. "If you please, take my arm." They say that nothing grows in the Nabata Desert...but there was certainly SOMETHING blooming, on that day. EliwoodxNinian

The Impossible Dream

2008-06-21T09:29:45-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Sain & Kent
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,868, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

“THIS time?” Now I was sitting bolt-upright again, staring at him in shock. “You mean you’ve dreamed about her BEFORE?” ::Even the most honorable of men can't always control their dreams. In which Kent is quite ashamed and Sain is quite amused.::

Strength

2008-05-02T21:44:40-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Eliwood & Ninian
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,261, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Eliwood is tired of war--too tired to keep going. Obviously it'll take a dancer to inspire him to keep moving forward...and to show him the true meaning of strenth.

Matthew

2008-03-04T19:09:46-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Matthew & Leila
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

What he loved best about her was how she said his name...but now she is gone. Now he shall never hear it again. A MatthewxLeila ficlet.

Zarathustra

2008-01-05T11:09:03-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Romance
Pairing: Eliwood & Ninian
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,996, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

That is how I've seen every demon portrayed...fangs and claws and wings, just like..." Eliwood trailed off to find that Ninian was trembling. "Just like dragons," she finished for him, her voice as quavery as her limbs. "Just like dragons."

In Pherae

2007-10-23T21:00:58-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Eliwood
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,520, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

The calamity wasn’t because of deceit on her part…it was because of ignorance and foolish pride on mine. My life was shattered…and I brought it upon myself. /Eliwood is haunted by an old conversation.../

Tally Ho

2007-07-03T17:40:40-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Canas
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,578, Reviews: 107 Updated: 7-3-07 Published: 7-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!

Scars

2007-05-01T18:03:30-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,007, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-1-07 Published: 3-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Pain is inevitable. Getting hurt is a natural part of life. You just keep going...even though sometimes those wounds leave scars. .:A collection of 5 oneshots in several genres, exploring the ways people can be hurt...and healed:.

Someone Sightless

2006-09-15T12:27:24-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ninian & Eliwood
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,375, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-15-06
Status: Complete

Now married to Eliwood and without her brother, Ninian has her worries...but knows she will not be lead astray. A lesson in love, life, and what it means to be a person.

Not Yet Finished

2006-07-04T04:47:32-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kent & Lyndis
Chapters: 17, Words: 57,509, Reviews: 254 Updated: 7-4-06 Published: 12-9-05
Status: Complete

Nergal is defeated, but many things have still to be resolved. Eliwood is forced to marry Lyn, Kent is forced to just stand by, and Hector is forced to understand this odd emotion everybody feels.

Love Songs

2006-07-04T04:46:48-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Erk
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,007, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-4-06
Status: Complete

Everybody has a song, and Erk can hear them...whether he wants to or not. Will he find a tune that can harmonize with his own?

Reminiscence

2006-06-03T08:20:46-08:00

Author: Sardonic Kender Smile
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Eirika
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,024, Reviews: 65 Updated: 6-3-06 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

During the final battle, surrounded by those who love her, Eirika reflects back on the time she's spent with them...