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Kurogane and Fai Go To WalMart

2008-07-07T11:13:23-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,770, Reviews: 48 Updated: 7-7-08 Published: 6-24-07
Status: In-Progress

When in dire need of batteries, Fai forces Kurogane to take him to WalMart. During their adventure, they encounter hitch hikers, mourn for road kill, have to put up with the night time staff, and many more annoyances. T for dirty thoughts and words.

The Sisters CLAMP Fairy Tales: Tsubasa Edition!

2008-07-03T13:01:00-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 18,939, Reviews: 122 Updated: 7-3-08 Published: 1-20-07
Status: In-Progress

The group has been sucked into a book of fairy tales and must go through each story until they can get Sakura's feather! Oh, what merriment they shall have! Bit of a parody, as well. Chapter 8: The Frog Prince!

Crack is Whack

2008-05-27T13:01:47-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,306, Reviews: 68 Updated: 5-27-08 Published: 3-23-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of crack one shots featuring both S/S and K/F. Chapter Five: A parody of chapter 184 time loop plot... thing. You know, when we were all wondering when it would end? Here's how it SHOULD have been solved, via Fay. Hint hint.

1001 Nights in Hitsuzen

2008-05-23T12:05:56-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,721, Reviews: 70 Updated: 5-23-08 Published: 8-27-07
Status: In-Progress

When a troubled king has killed every wife he's married after the first night, his advisor offers a blond man instead. By telling the king stories as a distraction, will this strange man be spared and also heal the king's heart? KFSS Based on 1001 Nights.

Father Figures Day

2008-05-11T14:39:17-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,234, Reviews: 37 Updated: 5-11-08 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

A Fathers Day fic between Kurogane and Sakura as Sakura gives her father figure a gift! Kurogane is confused as anything but shows his gentle side... so long as no one saw. Chapter Two: It's Mothers Day now, so Syaoran gives his mother figure a gift, too!

Kindergarten: Colorful Hell

2008-04-24T13:14:22-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sanji
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Sanji starts kindergarten after throwing numerous tantrums against the idea. There, he makes new friends, learns new lessons, and discovers that boys don't cook... did I mention he also helps Zoro lose some baby teeth? Includes Kitty Mihawk! I'm serious.

I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it!

2008-04-08T12:23:16-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sanji
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,294, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

In which Sanji is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. There's only so much humiliation one can stand, after all. Totally crack, with OOC characters and spoilers for 494.

Is This Heaven?

2008-02-21T15:05:18-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sanji & Zoro
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,845, Reviews: 20 Updated: 2-21-08 Published: 10-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Sanji has died and gone to heaven... Literally. Don't take the death seriously for this is pure crack. And it's being continued! Chapter three: Soooo... what the hell was that?

Three's a Crowd So Four is Plain Wrong

2008-01-28T11:29:33-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,035, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-28-08 Published: 9-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Technically AU. After a few weeks of Fay living with Kurogane in Nihon, Fay decides to recreate Chi causing Kurogane's chances of gettin' some lessen, which causes him to play matchmaker. Believe it or not, more issuses then occur afterward. KuroFay

Let's Scar Syaoran!

2007-11-25T16:12:15-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 23,653, Reviews: 200 Updated: 11-25-07 Published: 1-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Exactly what it says. Happy fun time scarring the poor boy with much KuroFainess! Accepting ideas from reviewers. Chapter 16: Blossoming Part 1. It's Sakura's unwilling turn to scar the boy! Geez, I need to update more often. It's been three months!

The Quest of Sir Kurogane

2007-11-04T14:06:08-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,093, Reviews: 55 Updated: 11-4-07 Published: 6-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Sir Kurogane is sent out on a quest to rescue a princess for his princess. What trials await him as he comes across a boy yielding a ladle, his noble bunny steed, a confused gypsy girl, and a mage most annoying yet sexy? And we can't forget the witch!

Chicken Soup for the Tsubasa Lover's Soul

2007-09-09T20:45:16-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,044, Reviews: 83 Updated: 9-9-07 Published: 7-1-07
Status: In-Progress

A one shot section of family and romantic fluff since we're experiencing a heavy fog of angst lately. Chapter 5: Upon finding a yellowed haired kid in the woods, Kurogane begrudgingly takes on the role of hero. Except he was the cause of the kid's trouble

How to Sell Girl Scout Cookies!

2007-09-08T14:10:48-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,565, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

Four scenarios illustrating the best tactics to sell your cookies! Crack be here along with minor bad language issues on Kuro's part.

Oh, the Innocence of Children!

2007-08-06T15:49:16-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zaraki K. & Yachiru K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,113, Reviews: 28 Updated: 8-6-07 Published: 7-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 2: A trip to the zoo could mean many things. In this case, it means conversing with gorillas while others freak out about the kid in the gorilla pit. What's a father to do? Little fluff, mainly humor, T for language.

Cloud Nine

2007-06-06T15:31:57-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,497, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-6-07
Status: Complete

He was dancing in the fountain, soaking wet from head to toe, and the entire town thought he was a crazy girl. And yet, Kurogane thought that he had never looked happier. KuroFai fluff because we desperately need it right now. PLEASE READ NOTES!

Fuji Pheromones

2007-05-02T14:49:03-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Fuji S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Pheromones: biological substances that influence sexual and other behaviors in animals and may do the same in humans, as in one Fuji Syuusuke. Seriously, EVERYBODY loves him! Why not speed up the process of when? Fujixeveryone else.

Is This My Wonderland?

2007-05-01T15:45:33-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,282, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-1-07
Status: In-Progress

After seeing the horrible future that awaits them, Sakura finds herself in a Wonderland like world where her friends seem to have no memory of her. As she tries to understand what's going on, will she instead understand her friends? Some SS and KF.

Afterlife Ain't So Dark

2007-03-25T11:44:03-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Yami no Matsuei
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,682, Reviews: 41 Updated: 3-25-07 Published: 11-18-06
Status: In-Progress

Drabbles and short stories containing anything from fluff to humor. Chapter 9: Muraki attempts to rape Tsuzuki! GASP! What will Tsuzuki do?

Government vs Hocus Pocus

2007-02-19T14:55:04-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-19-07 Published: 1-20-07
Status: In-Progress

Yuuko is being forced out of her shop to make room for a mall. But, of course, she isn't going to just sit back and let them.

The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary!

2007-02-16T11:22:25-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,211, Reviews: 67 Updated: 2-16-07 Published: 10-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!

Murder, He Said

2006-11-11T17:30:07-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Yami no Matsuei
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,812, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-11-06 Published: 11-5-06
Status: In-Progress

AU When Tsuzuki is invited to a dinner at his great uncle's house, he never expected there to be so many questions, not to mention a murder. Eventual Tsusoka.

Ah, the Power of Chibi

2006-04-13T19:08:07-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Yami no Matsuei
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,213, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-13-06
Status: Complete

Mysteries solved, cuteness abound, and curious happenings. Humor? Depends on what you find funny. And I have no idea how many times I used chibi

Funny Little Valentines

2006-02-14T04:24:17-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Yami no Matsuei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,604, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-14-06 Published: 1-30-06
Status: Complete

Formerly What would be.. How do you buy a gift for someone you love, when in your mind, they seem to dislike everything? You get rabid matchmakers, idiot shopping methods, and cupids out to shoot you, that's what! Primarily TxH, but there's also TxW and W

A Day with Mikuni and Kanau

2005-10-22T10:25:27-08:00

Author: flo-bizet
Category: Eerie Queerie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,293, Reviews: 22 Updated: 10-22-05 Published: 9-22-05
Status: In-Progress

MikuniKanau: Btw, 1st fic, so have mercy, bitte! Okay, I've always wondered what exactly Kanau and Mikuni do during their normal days, so here's my thinking. Humor? Meh, slight,I guess.More romance, later.