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Extreme Makeover Hermione Edition

2008-10-02T20:55:27-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 19, Words: 82,983, Reviews: 656 Updated: 10-2-08 Published: 2-20-08
Status: In-Progress

WORK IN PROGRESS. Cliche challenge fic! Hermione is tricked into participating in a Muggle reality show where they give her a makeover and pit five men from her past to try and win her heart. Who will she fall for and will they pick her or the money?

So Much Like Blood

2008-07-10T10:23:31-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,361, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

DRACO/HERMIONE ONE-SHOT ADULT CONTENT I close my eyes and I can see her pluck one from the vase and hold it under her nose. The color was so deep, so thick, so much like blood. I wonder how something so innocent could have turned out to be so wicked.

A Winter Tale

2008-05-26T07:38:40-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 12, Words: 29,871, Reviews: 269 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 10-29-07
Status: In-Progress

WORK IN PROGRESS! During a blizzard, Hermione finds a frozen, unconscious Draco on her door step. He carries with him a treasure both magical and terrifying. Third place winner at the GE Mistress Malfoy Birthday Challenge. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

All I Want for Christmas is a Lap Dance

2007-12-30T21:59:13-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,872, Reviews: 62 Updated: 12-30-07 Published: 12-23-07
Status: Complete

She reached behind her back and unhooked her bra, flinging it into the audience. She took a few steps towards him and then leaned in, her hands on his thighs, her lips close to his. A funny, sexy Dramione THIRD PLACE WINNER GE DECEMBER CHALLENGE

Silence

2007-11-28T22:30:10-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 40 Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

Draco wants Hermione to be silent during sex because he's afraid of what she wants to say. WARNING: EXTREME SMUT AND I MEAN IT

Murder at Malfoy Manor

2007-11-19T21:01:06-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 14, Words: 36,040, Reviews: 452 Updated: 11-19-07 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE. NOT BETA-ED YET!

Haunted

2007-10-08T20:04:40-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,434, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

NOT A DRACO/HERMIONE *SHOCK* Hermione falls in love with a mysterious stranger. Too bad he's dead.HermioneNearly Headless Nick. Response to the October challenge at Granger Enchanted. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Have your Cake and Eat it too

2007-08-29T07:15:29-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 30 Published: 8-29-07
Status: Complete

Who knew Draco could turn something as simple as making a cake into something so erotic? Third place winner at the GE Hermione's Birthday Challenge. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Liquor is Quicker

2007-08-17T09:32:26-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,018, Reviews: 71 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

He slid his hand up her soft thigh, making circles with his fingertips right below her knickers. What would you say to a ONE NIGHT STAND? WARNING: VERY SEXY AND GRAPHIC DRAMIONE ONESHOT.

Dream

2007-08-01T07:04:56-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,225, Reviews: 29 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

Hermione realizes that her dreams of Draco are better than her reality with Ron. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Time Will Tell

2007-07-20T16:47:49-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 27, Words: 122,332, Reviews: 830 Updated: 7-20-07 Published: 12-9-06
Status: Complete

Draco, armed with the knowledge that Hermione will be murdered in the future, must find some way to prevent it. Time travel, action and romance! Nominated at Quill to Parchment, Dangerous Liaisons, He Had it Coming and The Dramione Awards. ADULT CONTENT

What If: The Beginning

2007-06-21T18:49:54-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 38 Published: 6-21-07
Status: Complete

Prequel to What If. Please read that first!. Draco has a finger fetish and libraries turn Hermione on. See how they started their dangerous game of 'what if' oneshot

What If?

2007-06-19T17:56:07-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,281, Reviews: 145 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.

Floating on Air

2007-06-15T06:56:24-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

Voldemort one-shot. Clouds...floating on air. It seems so peaceful, so calming. To be weightless, to be free. The Dark Lord's inner thoughts.

Hope

2007-05-09T07:50:50-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,747, Reviews: 36 Published: 5-9-07
Status: Complete

Hermione lies in the sand, staring at the stars, thinking about her future wedding to Draco. Very sad!

Battle of the Insults

2007-05-01T20:09:10-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,144, Reviews: 39 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

Welcome to the Battle of the Insults! Draco Malfoy is the undefeated champion. Can no one beat him? Ah! here comes someone... Hermione Granger! Can she insult Draco so badly that he cries for his mummy? We shall see...WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Coffee Tea or Me?

2007-04-15T20:30:47-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,886, Reviews: 61 Published: 4-15-07
Status: Complete

Draco, Hermione and caffeine...will it lead to romance or just bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep? one shot

King of the Pick Up Artists

2007-02-26T23:21:17-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,653, Reviews: 95 Published: 2-26-07
Status: Complete

Draco and his friends make a bet: they have to pick up a girl and get them to have sex using only cheesy pick up lines. Will Hermione laugh in Draco's face or will she give in? Nominated at Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Conversation Hearts

2007-02-01T20:56:33-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 86 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!

Every Letter

2006-12-28T21:52:51-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-28-06
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione exchange letters that leads to a VERY close encounter. Very short and very cute!

Better Things to do with a Candy Cane

2006-12-23T11:32:43-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 22 Published: 12-23-06
Status: Complete

Draco shows Hermione an erotic new use for candy canes. Short and sticky one shot. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Deadfall

2006-11-26T19:58:58-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 25, Words: 49,540, Reviews: 343 Updated: 11-26-06 Published: 8-28-06
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione trapped together with no escape, a Dark Lord who will stop at nothing to possess a secret power one of them has, a desperate former Professor who must protect them. Nominated at He Had it Coming and The Dramione Awards. ADULT CONTENT

Don't Bother Me

2006-11-15T08:13:56-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,045, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Draco believes in the motto 'Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free' Hermione, on the other hand, tells him to go to hell and leaves him, promising not to come back until he proposes. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Do You Want to Know a Secret?

2006-11-15T08:09:04-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 61 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes telling a secret to a crowded library is great revenge! DracoHermione oneshot WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Run for Your Life

2006-11-15T08:04:05-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,178, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

When Draco suspects that Hermione is cheating on him, he enlists the help of Harry to find out the truth. This fic proves that a little misunderstanding can have terrible consequences. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH

When the Moon Hits Your Eye

2006-10-31T06:31:31-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,027, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-31-06
Status: Complete

A lovely gruesome Halloween Draco Hermione oneshot. Contrary to popular belief, Draco Malfoy had not become a Death Eater. What he had become was something much much worse...

What the Future Holds

2006-10-25T10:03:35-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,951, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

Draco wakes up in a strange place suffering from a massive headache and memory loss. Mysterious and romantic short story. Draco Hermione

The Last Day

2006-10-12T21:14:03-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

It's the last day of their seventh year. Draco and Hermione run through the halls, searching frantically for each other... very bitter sweet oneshot

The Mile High Club

2006-09-29T09:47:27-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,306, Reviews: 28 Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

It's Draco's first ride in an airplane and Hermione helps him relax. Lots of airport humor! WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

What I Want

2006-09-21T08:29:20-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,721, Reviews: 53 Published: 9-21-06
Status: Complete

Draco thinks he always gets what he wants. To bad Hermione thinks the same thing. contains a very arrogant Draco and a very pissed off Hermione. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Just Admit It!

2006-08-21T19:25:11-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,300, Reviews: 49 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Hermione tries everything... and I mean everything... to make Draco say those three little words: Kisses, purple scarves, and other 'techniques'. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Life's a Beach

2006-08-19T05:14:52-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,154, Reviews: 116 Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione each decide to take a much needed vacation... too bad they end up on the same crowded beach during a heat wave. Hot sand, crashing waves and a tan half naked Draco, need I say more? WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Observations

2006-08-15T08:55:20-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,217, Reviews: 79 Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

Someone at a party makes some interesting observations about Draco and Hermione. Have fun guessing who the narrator is.

Anything's Possible

2006-08-11T09:22:19-08:00

Author: Punkindoodle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 35, Words: 64,067, Reviews: 714 Updated: 8-11-06 Published: 7-6-06
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione are forced to share a tent during a Muggle camping trip. Will their endless bickering lead to murder or will romance blossom in the wilderness? VERY OOC, BUT STILL FUNNY! Nominated at Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT