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Mnemophobia

2007-02-22T01:36:35-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Between them, Cuddy and Cameron had sixty years worth of memories.

Hadephobia

2007-02-22T01:35:39-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Cameron was twenty two before she told her parents she no longer believed in God. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Apeirophobia

2007-02-22T01:32:46-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

No one lived forever. But no one was supposed to die before their first breath, either. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Chorophobia

2007-02-22T01:31:35-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Cameron is afraid of dancing. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Odynophobia

2007-02-22T01:30:03-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

They understood each other better than anyone else. It was only a matter of time before they realized it. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Kakorrhapiophobia

2007-02-22T01:27:50-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

It wasn't until Cuddy asked about the scar that Cameron told her about her father. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Illyngophobia

2007-02-22T01:22:56-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Cuddy's life was a balancing act. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Judeophobia

2007-02-22T01:20:49-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Suddenly Cuddy knew. CuddyCameron. WilsonCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Gamophobia

2007-02-22T01:17:00-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Cameron had married a dying man once. Years later, she is ready to fall in love again. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Bathophobia

2007-02-22T01:14:51-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Cuddy was too busy to fall in love. Or so she thought. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Sesquipedalophobia

2007-02-21T23:14:00-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: L. Cuddy & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Cuddy can't mess up 'no.' CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Frigophobia

2007-02-21T19:08:07-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: L. Cuddy & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Everything made sense. In a way. CuddyCameron. Drabble. Complete.

Anopia

2006-08-09T01:12:55-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

There are many forms of blindness. ItaNaru. NaruSasu. Drabble. Complete.

The Dinner Invitation

2006-08-09T01:08:52-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ino Y. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 560, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

Sakura tells Ino that she is contemplating moving in with Naruto. Ino is crushed. InoSaku. NaruSaku. Complete.

An Alliance of Warm Hands

2006-08-09T01:06:43-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,100, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

Concerned about the brewing war, the newly reestablished Fuuma clan sends a diplomat to Konoha to seek an alliance. While in Konoha, Sasame is reacquainted with Sakura, the medic nin who treated her years ago. SakuSasa. Yuri. Complete.

The Perks of Being a Ninja

2006-08-01T16:19:29-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kisame H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

Itachi has a bad day. Kisame thinks getting drunk will make it better, but Itachi just wants to be left alone. Double drabble. Complete. Gen.

With Her Fingers Crossed

2006-06-28T10:39:18-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,935, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-28-06
Status: Complete

Something is on Sakura's mind and she can't rest until she tells Ino. Ino finds that what she has been looking for comes along only after she has stopped looking. InoSaku. Past SakuSasu, InoSasu, InoShika, InoChou. Brief mention of ShikaTema. One shot.

Payback

2006-05-29T12:59:00-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

Tsunade and Hinata reminisce about the way they met. TsuHina. Complete.

Marked

2006-05-19T06:14:32-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 563, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-19-06
Status: Complete

The three of them were marked from the beginning. NaruHina, NejiHina, NaruHinaNeji. Complete.

Near the Mushroom Patch

2006-05-11T21:40:21-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

A boy at school tells Sasuke where to get the good stuff. What the boy doesn't tell him, however, is who exactly the mysterious dealer is. AU. Drabble. Complete.

Gratitude

2006-05-09T18:09:00-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

When Temari saw Sakura arrive with the envoy from Konoha, she knew Kankuro was in good hands. TemSaku. Post timeskip spoilers. Complete.

Don't Bet the Farm

2006-05-01T06:36:45-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Iruka U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 861, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-1-06
Status: Complete

After Naruto and Sasuke find out that Kakashi and Iruka are going out, they make a bet about their relationship. In order to find out the answer and determine the winner, Naruto confronts Iruka directly. KakaIruKaka. Complete.

The Price of an Eye

2006-04-21T18:37:48-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-21-06
Status: Complete

Itachi successfully captures Naruto, and with him the Kyuubi, but not before Naruto takes something irreplacable from Itachi. ItaNaru. Implied noncon. Drabble. Complete.

A Natural Equilibrium

2006-04-21T18:34:09-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-21-06
Status: Complete

No one knows what drew Itachi and Naruto together. If they listened instead of judging, they would understand that their relationship is a natural equilibrium. ItaNaru. Drabble. Complete.

The Moments Before Death

2006-04-19T17:50:39-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

Itachi rarely lets down his guard it is only in the moments before death that he is helpless to his desire. ItaNaru. Drabble. Complete.

Pictures of the Numbered Dead

2006-04-17T17:11:24-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-17-06
Status: Complete

The first time Itachi touched him, Naruto trembled. ItaNaru. Drabble. Character death. Complete.

On His Own Terms

2006-04-16T21:54:08-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,301, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

Long ago Naruto made Sakura a promise to bring Sasuke back. He's determined never to give up, even if he tears them both apart in the process. ItaNaru. Spoilers up to chapter 303. Character death. Complete.

Increments of Beauty

2006-04-16T21:33:38-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

Naruto sees beauty in a thousand acts, but it isn't until he meets Itachi that he understands what he has seen. ItaNaru. Drabble. Complete.

What Lies Beyond Love

2006-04-16T16:39:22-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

Itachi and Naruto don't kiss, for kisses tell tales of relationships and flowers and love. They don't kiss, for they are not in love. ItaNaru. Drabble. Complete.

Of Sighs and Slender Fingertips

2006-03-22T19:11:04-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Anko M. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-22-06
Status: Complete

Post time skip. Anko and Temari's relationship is a temporary story of beautiful hips and lips, of sighs and slender fingertips, of need and desire and space all woven into a single thread. AnkoTemari.

Saying Farewell to Fried Chicken

2006-03-18T20:59:39-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Anko M. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-18-06
Status: Complete

Anko and Temari's relationship revolves around cheap bars, greasy food and a great physical connection. When Anko meets someone who opens an entire new world full of conversation and good food she is determined to make Temari accept her decision to end

Insides

2006-03-15T08:33:11-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-15-06
Status: Complete

Kakashi used to think that if everyone's insides were on their outside, he wouldn't care so much. But now that the boy's insides are on the outside, he finds that he still does. Post time skip. KakaSasu.

A Complex and Beautiful Paradox

2006-03-08T18:54:33-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

Sakura stays up to four o'clock studying the medical textbooks she borrowed from Tsunade's personal library, but she finds her faltering on the most basic information. She loves Sasuke, so why does she find herself falling for her teacher? TsuSaku SasuSak

Breaking and Entering

2006-02-27T06:30:07-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Asuma S. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,632, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-27-06
Status: Complete

Ever since he heard a rumor about Ibiki and Kakashi sleeping together, Asuma can't get it out of his head. He thinks Ibiki is a sadist. Kurenai disagrees. They place a bet on Ibiki's sanity, but how do they determine a winner? AsuKure IbiKaka

One To Nothing

2006-02-23T00:17:09-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gai M. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

Is Sasuke really as cold as he likes everyone to believe? Is Gai willing to let him stay that way? Will Sasuke save the village from certain disaster? How does a ping pong game play into all this? And whose tutu is that anyway?

Breaking Tradition

2006-02-02T05:46:43-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,195, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-2-06
Status: Complete

Over the last nine years, Sasuke has been shuffled around between six foster families and numerous guidance counselors. It isn't until he meets Hatake Kakashi with his somewhat unorthodox methods that he finds the confidence to start living for himself.

His Particular Person

2006-01-05T15:48:23-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,921, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-5-06
Status: Complete

When Naruto visits the training ground in the middle of the night, he sees Hinata training in secret. Recognizing that she wants to become stronger, he offers to help her train. They grow closer over the months that follow.

Jealousy

2006-01-04T17:16:22-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-4-06
Status: Complete

NaruSasu drabble. 100 words exactly. Sasuke hated the dog until the day it died.

A Stupid Philosophy

2005-12-22T21:26:06-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-22-05
Status: Complete

When Kakashi catches Sasuke with an adult magazine, he tells him that there are some things in life that you won't know whether or not you like until you try them. Sasuke disagrees. Crossdressing ensues.

Spectrum

2005-12-18T14:13:51-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Neji H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 22 Published: 12-18-05
Status: Complete

Neji has felt a hundred different things for his cousin over the years: love, admiration, friendship, hate, and finally, lust.

Five Ways Uchiha Sasuke Didn't Die

2005-12-13T19:56:08-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 358, Reviews: 43 Published: 12-13-05
Status: Complete

Everyone thought that Sasuke would die a glorious death in the midst of battle. Everyone was wrong. As surely as Naruto surprised everyone in life, Sasuke suprised everyone in death.

Three in the Morning

2005-12-04T20:47:27-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

It's the little things like falling asleep to the rhythm of Kakashi's chest rising and falling that cause Sasuke to realize he will never be able to sleep alone again.

On Nights Like These

2005-12-04T20:43:08-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Gai M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

Kakashi has seen more people come and go than he ever wanted to. That's why he vows not to screw it up this time.

Everything Worth Saying

2005-12-04T20:39:22-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Shino A. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

Shino knows that not everything worth saying is said in words, but he's smart enough to know when he's been defeated.

Pretending

2005-12-04T19:14:46-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

Kakashi is haunted by Sasuke. Sometimes he appears as a young boy. Sometimes he appears as an old man. But no matter how he appears, Kakashi knows he's always Sasuke.

Thirteen and Thirteen

2005-12-02T22:12:28-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-2-05
Status: Complete

Their ages were like the number a criminal wore, painting him for what he was and what he had done. Whether they were accomplices or victims is questionable. Either way, Kakashi will never forget the three of them: Obito, Itachi and Sasuke.

Thinking Outside the Box

2005-12-01T06:34:40-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 58 Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

The first assignment Kakashi assigns his Philosophy class each year is a onepage paper on the word if. It's the first, last and only test he hands out. Who will pass it this year? KakaSasu. AU.

A Thousand Things And One Thing

2005-12-01T06:32:13-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

Naruto might be a thousand things and one thing, but he's not a quitter. NaruSasu.

Seven Days Makes One Weak

2005-11-25T09:53:54-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

If someone had told Neji a week ago that he would sleep with Uchiha Itachi, he would have glared at them. But that would have been a week ago. [Complete]

You Say Sannin, I Say Ero Sennin

2005-11-18T06:30:56-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-18-05
Status: Complete

On her eighteenth birthday, Ino finds a box on her doorstep from a mysterious wouldbe suitor. But who is the box from, and what does it contain? [Complete]

Drinking Buddies

2005-10-30T00:17:29-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Jiraiya & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-30-05
Status: Complete

Jiraiya is a womanizer with a taste for sake. This does not mean he is completely horrible. He still has valuable lessons to impart on the new generation, after all. [Complete]

Sasuke and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

2005-10-24T21:02:29-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

[AU] Kakashi is teaching team seven to drive. Sasuke proves that he isn't all urbanity. [Complete]

A Marriage of Convenience

2005-10-24T20:57:34-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Zabuza M. & Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

[AU] Zabuza and Haku share an office and more in a marriage of convenience. [Complete]

The Heiress

2005-10-24T20:53:37-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 296, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

Hinata has to make a choice. It's not an easy choice, but she knows she has to find the strength to stick with her decision. No specified pairing. [Complete]

Curiosity Killed The Weasel

2005-10-24T20:48:04-08:00

Author: Snitwick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

Kisame's being courted by a mystery stranger. Itachi is curious. It turns out he didn't want to know who it was after all. [Complete]