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January Thaw

2010-05-20T06:07:12-08:00

Author: Zeil
Batman Begins/Dark Knight
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,336, Reviews: 22, In-Progress

Guess what I went to see recently... Dark Knight, would you believe I'm not a Batman fan typically, damn Joker. Set through-out the movie though it will go slightly AU at points. Bruce/Harvey/Rachael to varying degrees, slash, but, nothing really scarring

Junkie Logic

2010-01-22T06:44:00-08:00

Author: Zeil
RocknRolla
English, Rated: M
Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,489, Reviews: 12, Complete

RocknRolla: Johnny & Archie camped out on Uri's boat, musing, teasing, slash... Yeah the usual.

And Who The Hell Are You?

2009-11-15T06:08:55-08:00

Author: Zeil
NCIS
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 24, Words: 55,281, Reviews: 104, In-Progress

Slash. What would have happened if it was Tony in Kate's place during Bete Noir... has developed into a much longer story with multiple endings. Go figure...

Torment

2009-11-15T05:10:44-08:00

Author: Zeil
Blade
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 12, Words: 20,865, Reviews: 121, In-Progress

Slash... Just how I think the movie should have ended, the conversation between Zoe and Drake largely different...

Something Old, Something New

2009-02-06T02:34:48-08:00

Author: Zeil
Scrubs
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 10, Words: 17,493, Reviews: 136, In-Progress

Slash. JD decides to check in on Dr. Cox when he doesn't show up for a shift.

Be My

2008-04-21T07:26:41-08:00

Author: Zeil
NCIS
English, Rated: M
General
Ari H. & Tony D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,842, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

Hey guys This is the alternate ending o my fic And Who The Hell Are you If you haven't been reading that then this isn't for you... on another note though you should go check it out its cool... sorry had to advert something...

Que Sera, Sera

2008-03-16T08:07:50-08:00

Author: Zeil
Simpsons
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,770, Reviews: 13, Complete

A not so typical family dinner. Lisa's pregnant, Bart's gay, Sideshow Bob isn't there to kill anyone and perhaps strangest of all- Homer's semi eloquent... my usual, Slash.

Silver Promise

2008-02-24T04:24:26-08:00

Author: Zeil
Pacifier
English, Rated: M
Angst/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,870, Reviews: 28, Complete

Seth, thinks and wants and wish... Slash, just so there's no misaprehensions

Old God's Of A New World

2007-08-19T08:52:10-08:00

Author: Zeil
Pirates of the Caribbean
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,654, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

This is set immediately after Dead Man's Chest and does not resemble At World's End in anyway... But if you like Slash and ancient mythology complete hacked and bastardized... step on in... WillNorrington and JackBeckett... since both are in short supply

Devine Comedy

2007-03-17T00:39:15-08:00

Author: Zeil
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,209, Reviews: 34, Complete

Based on the movie Hannibal Rising. Possible slash depending on how you look at it, I personally like to see it but hey... If more follows though it definately will be! Hannibal Lecter and Pascal Popil have a brief interlude.

Kiss, Touch, Lick & Suck

2007-01-04T05:21:14-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,645, Reviews: 33, In-Progress

Slash HouseChase and what else have you come to expect from me. Just a conversation between House and Chase about Chase kissing underage patients...

Semper Fi

2006-12-23T06:00:29-08:00

Author: Zeil
Doom
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Set sometime before Doom the movie, just the Sarge thinking about John Grimm as his new officer... slash...

Tie me Down

2006-12-22T06:11:57-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Hostage, I'm not entirely sure what this is, maybe nothing at all. Just a little look at the car scene... slashy, just a little.

Favourite Things

2006-12-21T05:53:13-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Walking Tall Lovely little look at the twisted inner workings of Jay Hamilton's mind... okay so it's not that in depth, does have a nice slashy twist though.

Agitation

2006-12-20T03:33:40-08:00

Author: Zeil
Firefly
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Simon's thought about it a lot and there's absolutely something off with the world... He just can't quite get what though!

Sex Type Thing

2006-12-19T06:00:03-08:00

Author: Zeil
NCIS
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Gibbs has a late night visitor who's definitely not welcome... As always and forever slash... yeah I'm never planning on branching out.

Need Somebody

2006-12-18T05:57:33-08:00

Author: Zeil
Law and Order: SVU
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Okay you may wanna be open minded before you read this one... I think I was drunk when I penned most of it... Anywho... Slash, Finally its George who's the one with problems...

Stripping Off

2006-12-17T05:57:35-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Lye has decided that he simply has to know how Rob handles women... Slash...

Firelight

2006-12-16T06:01:12-08:00

Author: Zeil
Pacifier
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

The fourth in my christmas series... yay... Seth's feeling slightly dejected over a bad turn in christmas... Slash

Starburst

2006-12-15T05:56:16-08:00

Author: Zeil
Charmed
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

The girls always manage to bollocks up their spells, only this time Pheobe's really gotten Leo into trouble...

Token

2006-12-13T06:21:57-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Okay so Lord of War Slash, what more could you want. Yuri goes abroad and makes a rather interesting purchase!

Obscure

2006-12-12T06:16:59-08:00

Author: Zeil
NCIS
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,960, Reviews: 3, Complete

Tony's down by the seaside and its anyone's guess as to why. Slash.

Gifts

2006-10-03T07:12:03-08:00

Author: Zeil
CSI
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,514, Reviews: 18, In-Progress

Nick starts getting gifts from an anonamous person... Everyone worries about the sender. If they only knew. Will cross over with CSI Miami

Basin City

2006-07-06T06:42:30-08:00

Author: Zeil
Pacifier
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 9, Complete

This is basically the scene from Sin City, between Nancy and Hartigan done with Seth and Shane... Don't ask... This is slash, not to mention bad... so really don't read!

And It's Getting Worse

2006-07-05T21:53:20-08:00

Author: Zeil
Pacifier
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Shane reflects on exactly how they got to where they are. Slash ShaneSeth...

Ashes Of Another Life

2006-05-07T21:16:02-08:00

Author: Zeil
Charmed
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

This is largely a lot or is going to be a lot of little unrelated stories about charmed... Revolving mainly around Cole and Leo.

In Tatters

2006-03-19T21:33:38-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 3, Words: 30,418, Reviews: 50, In-Progress

Just another little fic about the pay back House gives Chase for his betrayal. Will eventually be slash. First part is done! Songfic slightly...I think...

Vistoria's Secret

2006-02-26T19:03:27-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

Don't read! No seriously. This was written as a joke. So read at own peril. I had just watched Victoria's Secret's fashion show!

Sex And Candy

2006-02-05T21:45:01-08:00

Author: Zeil
Yu-Gi-Oh
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,990, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

Well I think the tittle says it all. Slash. Yugi wakes up after a night of drinking to some funny surprises...

Scar Tissue That I Wish You Saw

2006-02-05T21:44:15-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,550, Reviews: 15, In-Progress

It's raining hard and House is trapped at home thinking... Mainly of mayhem he could do when someone unwanted drops by. Slash You were warned.

Undress Me Now

2005-11-11T21:52:11-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,097, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

House is pissed At Chase for selling him out. Just a slashy little piece to go with my stories Shattered and All Torn Down.

The Rules Of Need To Know

2005-10-29T00:36:39-08:00

Author: Zeil
Charmed
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,612, Reviews: 15, In-Progress

Chris is so secretive... But does he need to be... Leo pushes too far and Chris lets everything spill... Slash, Rape general not niceness... Not really graphic

Every Teardrops Fall

2005-10-29T00:34:36-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,834, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Prophecy Has anyone else noticed how Tommy cries... Gabriel has... Slash.

One Night

2005-10-29T00:28:49-08:00

Author: Zeil
Troy
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,841, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

What if Hector hadn't been killed, just captured... I only watched the movie once so be forgiving... Slash

Fine, Fine Line

2005-10-29T00:22:58-08:00

Author: Zeil
Angel
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

I blame this on that toothpaste ad. Angel finds Riley in LA when he's fallen off the wagon and show him just how he was cheating on Buffy. Slash

Last Hours

2005-10-29T00:21:16-08:00

Author: Zeil
Angel
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,139, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

Slash. Very grafic. You were warned. Just what Angel and Lindsey get up too before he leaves town...

Leap Of Faith

2005-10-29T00:18:37-08:00

Author: Zeil
Collateral
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,857, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Slash... Just my take on how the movie should have ended... Max and Vince go down to Mexico...

Shed A Tear

2005-10-29T00:17:30-08:00

Author: Zeil
Law and Order: SVU
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,361, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A random story about a sniper creating havoc around the city...

Spooked

2005-10-29T00:16:33-08:00

Author: Zeil
Law and Order: SVU
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,970, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

After a particularly depressing year Olivia drags the crew off to a Halloween party... Old favourite will pop up. Slash of all discrip and this is done largely because I'm missing Brian...

Sunday Morning

2005-10-29T00:13:46-08:00

Author: Zeil
24
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,274, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

I've only seen the first season. So this is how I think the Next 24 should have gone. Beware Slash. Jack and Tony... Set four years after the first season

Pet Project

2005-10-26T23:05:16-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,421, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Just your adverage slashy fic about some patient and why House is the way he is... Yes I'm actually atempting it...

Replacement

2005-10-26T23:03:15-08:00

Author: Zeil
Matrix
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,585, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

I've only seen the first movie... A lot... and the end of the third. But basically this is my take on what should have happened after the first movie... Slash.

Gratuitous

2005-10-26T22:59:39-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,826, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

Just a little fic set when Cuddy almost has a nervous breakdown upon finding House in his Lab coat... Set sometime before Voglar goes.. Slashy...

Your All Awfully Odd

2005-10-26T22:37:22-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,073, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Slash... Doesn't that say it all... Very stupid kind of pointless... Three unrelated stories that happen to our favourite ducklings... Be nice

So What?

2005-10-26T22:30:02-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,852, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Prophecy Has Anyone actually watched it? Anyway just a little after story plot. It pretty much mindless dribble, but it does have some nice slashy themes and some humours moments. The devil and Tommy get a little dirty in the dust...

Shattered

2005-10-26T22:29:42-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,641, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Anyone ever wondered what would have happened if House told Chase about his father? Keep wondering. But seriously, basically Chase finds out about his dad and is pissed at House for not sharing. Slight slash... Maybe a lot. Enjoy...

Faithlessness

2005-10-26T22:29:22-08:00

Author: Zeil
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,180, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Prophecy Hey, my first story. Be Kind! Set during the movie with Basically the dialogue from the devil and Catherine set between the devil and Thomas... Only a bit more complicated than that. Very slashy.

All Torn Down

2005-10-26T22:28:59-08:00

Author: Zeil
House, M.D.
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,433, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Cameron offered mindless drivel, Foreman offered Pills... Ever wondered what Chase offered House when he was off his meds and why Chase is so akward... Ha, slash.