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Whims of Fate

2009-09-12T19:16:09-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 28, Words: 77,176, Reviews: 387 Updated: 9-12-09 Published: 12-1-07
Status: In-Progress

Fate had never been truly kind to Candorien. Now she has the power to make fate do as she wishes. But in doing so does she still walk a path chosen for her? PotCLotRPotO Crossover. Threquel to Not My Perfect Day and Why Me?

The Unforeseen

2008-07-12T15:19:07-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan
Chapters: 31, Words: 60,338, Reviews: 330 Updated: 7-12-08 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

Roles will be exchanged. Torture will take place. And Merry will never be the same again. Sequel to True Tale of the Grey Company. R&R, please.

Why Me?

2007-11-24T16:49:20-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 35, Words: 59,358, Reviews: 909 Updated: 11-24-07 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

[complete]Candorien never expected to return to Middleearth. Now she finds herself in Mirkwood and up to her neck in intrigue, romance, and, of course, saving Legolas from the wiles of MEKESSG. Formerly Back Again.

The Avenger

2007-07-12T12:00:03-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

Sirius Black's thoughts and actions upon that fatal Halloween night when Lord Voldemort went after the Potters. [oneshot]

Marks

2007-01-11T18:23:55-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Everyone knows the mark Beckett left on Jack... but what mark did Captain Sparrow leave on Beckett? R&R, please.

The True Tale of the Grey Company

2006-11-13T12:11:23-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan
Chapters: 36, Words: 52,293, Reviews: 342 Updated: 11-13-06 Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

Start with an insane teenage flautist. Stir in the Sons of Elrond, Legolas, and a whole bunch of Rangers. Add a pinch of warfare and danger. And get...this fic. R&R, please

Not My Perfect Day

2006-11-13T11:27:57-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan
Chapters: 35, Words: 52,868, Reviews: 800 Updated: 11-13-06 Published: 1-3-06
Status: Complete

[complete] A random girl falls into ME along with a perfect one. Chaos, trouble, and insanity ensue.

A Completely Useless Tale

2006-11-06T16:44:51-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,340, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] A Sue looking for Aragorn finds a big fluffly pink bunny with translucent wings and things go downhill from there. LotRPotCHP crossover.

Scars

2006-10-05T18:06:26-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Elrohir/Elladan & Eldarion
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-5-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Elrohir teaches Eldarion about scars and remembers a few emotional ones himself.

Not So Bad

2006-09-14T19:19:01-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 20 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

[drabble] When Boromir helps Legolas with a certain girl problem, the elf changes his mind about the Gondorien.

Against All Odds

2006-08-21T17:03:48-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Animaniacs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,997, Reviews: 27 Updated: 8-21-06 Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

A visitor to the water tower meets the Warners and falls in love. When they go to see the CEO, however, her crush crushes on someone else. Who will win the battle for Yakko's love: the nerdy student or the beautiful belle?

Snake and Eagle

2006-08-18T06:54:39-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Eowyn & Grima W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

[drabble] The relationship between Eowyn and Grima was rather strange, wasn't it? Perhaps, and perhaps not.

Bad Dreams

2006-08-16T19:31:51-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Legolas, suffering from nightmares, debates what to do about them.

The Crossing

2006-08-01T18:14:03-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Haldir
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

[drabble] One elf's thoughts as the hosts of Lorien cross the Anduin on their way to battle at Dul Guldor.

Without a Second Thought

2006-08-01T18:06:09-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

[drabble] Sirius's thoughts before he leaves with the others members of tOotP for the Department of Mysteries

True Love

2006-07-28T21:31:14-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, Eowyn, and Legolas undertake the task of trying to teach a Sue what true love really is.

Noble

2006-07-23T18:47:43-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 395, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Will's thoughts about Elizabeth's and Jack's kiss. DMC spoilers. R&R, please.

Director's Mistake

2006-06-23T12:14:13-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-23-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] When someone thinks they can force Legolas to do something he doesn't like, what interesting situations might occur? R&R, please.

Unexpected

2006-06-14T05:21:07-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-14-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Upon being forced by an authoress to sing a pop song, what will our darling Prince of Mirkwood do next?

The Grave

2006-05-31T12:49:01-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 487, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] He said he forgave me, but I knew his people didn't. And so I ran away. R&R, please

Crud! I'm a Sue!

2006-05-29T14:50:01-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] A girl falls into ME and turns into a Sue. Harakiri is in order. R&R, please.

Ithilien Under Terror

2006-05-10T16:18:31-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Eldarion & Elfwine
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,256, Reviews: 40 Updated: 5-10-06 Published: 11-22-05
Status: In-Progress

The Terrors are back! Being fostered by Legolas in Ithilien, they get into all sorts of trouble. But will they get in over their heads in the end?

Back to School

2006-05-05T09:37:29-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,711, Reviews: 28 Updated: 5-5-06 Published: 12-2-05
Status: Complete

[Complete] Due to Frodo's reoccuring mental illness, the Fellowship is sent to current day times to put him in a home for mentally disturbed people, as Manwe just couldn't take it any more. R&R, please

Éowyn Meets the Sue

2006-04-22T16:22:19-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eowyn & Eomer
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

[Doubledrabble]A Sue tries to take Faramir, but Éowyn isn't going to let her.

Shame, Shame

2006-04-16T12:33:42-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-16-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Legolas thinks he can write fanfiction and defeat Sues. Yeah right. R&R, please.

Past the Point of No Return

2006-04-07T18:15:15-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-7-06
Status: Complete

[drabble] Past the Point of No Return, as sung in the movie..... only sung by Legolas and a group of crazy fangirls! R&R, please.

Making a Mistake

2006-04-01T17:12:13-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 493, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-1-06
Status: In-Progress

[Oneshot] Who says Legolas was blond? Who says Middleearth has no April Fools Day? R&R, please. Feel free to read and laugh.

TGDTP

2006-03-17T10:59:05-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Elrohir/Elladan & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 30 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

[Doubledrabble] All teenage girls who fall into ME want to marry an elf, right? WRONG. Some are very intent indeed on poking the elves....R&R, please.

Ten Walkers, Ten Riders

2006-02-25T05:05:48-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-25-06
Status: Complete

[Doubledrabble] If there were only Nine Riders, how could there be Ten Walkers?

Not Me! Not This Time!

2006-02-20T14:56:44-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-20-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Why is it Legolas who always get mixed up in female affairs? Why not someone else?

Paranoia Comes in Handy

2006-02-18T20:42:28-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

[Doubledrabble] Legolas finds out that being paranoid can come in handy. R&R, please

Least of the Nine

2006-02-18T20:08:10-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

[Drabble] Legolas did the least of the Nine Walkers, or so 'tis said. How? Why?

The Council of Legolas

2006-02-11T17:27:21-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 37 Published: 2-11-06
Status: Complete

MarySues are the bane of fanfiction, aye? This is what happens when Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and a bunch of other characters capture a MSwriter. R&R! [oneshot]

Legolas vs the Angst

2006-01-31T18:33:49-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-31-06
Status: Complete

[Doubledrabble] Legolas and a fanfiction writer go head to head about angsty fics. Who will win? Who will lose? The elf or the fanficcer?

The Further Adventures of Merry L Wood

2006-01-31T16:58:30-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan
Chapters: 25, Words: 30,100, Reviews: 144 Updated: 1-31-06 Published: 11-29-05
Status: Complete

[Complete] Merry's having nightmares. Rivendell is under storm. She can't reach the twins and Legolas, and they can't reach her. R&R, please. Sequel to Fangirls and Elffriends

The Elleth and the Mumakil

2006-01-28T18:57:13-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. Aragorn sees a surprising sight in Middleearth. What is that elleth doing?

The Terrors of Gondor and The Mark

2005-12-29T09:02:18-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Eldarion & Elfwine
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 33 Updated: 12-29-05 Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

[Complete] If the King of Gondor and Arnor had cat allergies, and a cat ended up on his throne, what would be the result? Trouble. Heaps and Heaps of it. R&R, PLEASE!

Fangirls and Elffriends

2005-11-19T14:24:51-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Elrohir/Elladan & Legolas
Chapters: 13, Words: 10,252, Reviews: 47 Updated: 11-19-05 Published: 11-1-05
Status: Complete

[Complete] When a flautist inadvertently dreams a pack of fangirls to Middleearth, will Elladan and Elrohir be able to help her rescue Legolas? R&R, por favor!

American Pie

2005-10-27T17:44:55-08:00

Author: Authoressinhiding
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,068, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-27-05
Status: Complete

[Complete] Long ago, a songwriter included the words 'cause the players tried to take the field the marching band refused to yield. Where did his inspiration for that come? R&R please.