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Five Times Chewbacca Didn't Quit His Job

2007-02-25T21:07:35-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Chewbacca & Han S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,130, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[gen, somewhat AU] Why does a great war leader like Chewbacca stick with a twobit smuggler like Han?

And the sun in the heavens cease to shine

2007-02-25T21:05:17-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[slash, historical RPS] Will doesn't want Kit to go to Italy. William ShakespeareChristopher Marlowe.

Twelfth Night Ficlets

2007-02-25T21:02:28-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[het, femslash, crossdressing] Two shortshorts based on Twelfth Night. ViolaOrsino and OliviaViola, with crossdressing and genderbending.

Razorblade Smile

2007-02-25T21:00:37-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Chicago!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[femslash] Velma Kelly knows how to read people. Velma KellyMama Morton.

Better Than Strawberries: The As You Like It Remix

2007-02-25T20:58:46-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jayne & Kaylee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[het] ...then your hose should be ungartered, your bonnet unbanded, your sleeve unbuttoned, your shoe untied and every thing about you demonstrating a careless desolation... JayneKaylee, for Remix Redux 2006.

The Pomegranate

2007-02-25T20:56:29-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Erik & Christine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[het] Hades and Persephone at the Opera or, Christine grows up. In which Christine honors her bargain and enters the underworld.

Roses and Jasmine

2007-02-25T20:54:57-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[femslash, UST] Buri is losing her princess.

scenes from a respectable life

2007-02-25T20:46:18-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,297, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

[het] After the Coronation disaster, George finds that respectability isn't quite what it's cracked up to be, but maybe it's not all bad. Written for Pentapus in Yuletide Treasure 2006.

Sleep

2006-01-19T12:25:01-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 354, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] Gustav Graves wishes he could sleep. Seriously. Graves and Zao. Don't like slash? Don't read it. [Die Another Day]

All the time in the world

2006-01-19T12:23:35-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,625, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] Moon is starting to lose hold of himself in Graves. Zao is a Rock. Or something. Angst! Sex! Don't like slash? Don't read it. [Die Another Day]

The ones left behind

2006-01-19T12:21:59-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 978, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[gen, with implied slash and reference to canon het] Zao took out three Chinese agents before he was captured. What if Wai Lin was the one who brought him in? [Tomorrow Never Dies and Die Another Day]

The Revenge of the Tortugan Prostitutes

2006-01-19T12:19:54-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 766, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[gen] Full title Captain Jack Sparrow and the Revenge of the Tortugan Prostitutes. An attempt at a humorous challenge response. The title says it all, really.

Tiger

2006-01-19T12:09:35-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[implied het, but basically gen] Barbossa wasn't always a pirate, but he was always flexibly ethical. How Barbossa got his tiger fang. Not 100 percent plausible, alas, but it was fun to write.

Falling Still

2006-01-19T12:06:35-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash, for lack of a better term, between two genderless beings] Remiel wants Duma. This is not a good thing.

Fidelity

2006-01-19T12:03:21-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[femslash, AU] Thayet opened an orphanage with Buri. She did not marry Jon. [post Song of the Lioness]

Changes of the Wind II: Shifting Sands

2006-01-19T12:01:05-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 960, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-06
Status: In-Progress

[femslash, canon het] Buri and Thayet come to terms with the changes in their relationship when Jon enters the scene. [Song of the Lioness]

Reconnecting With The Force

2006-01-19T11:54:11-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[silly slash, het] Anakin just can't get Padme out of his head. Poor baby. Good thing Obi Wan is there to help! Challenge response. [Episode II: Attack of the Clones]

Analyzing A Good Thing

2006-01-19T11:51:54-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] Obi Wan is discontented, Maul is mocking, and they almost, but not quite, manage to communicate. Challenge response. [set pre Star Wars: The Phantom Menace]

Justice

2006-01-19T11:49:10-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[gen] Young Boba Fett thinks about his father and Concord Dawn and makes a vow. [Episode II: Attack of the Clones]

Crimson

2006-01-19T11:47:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lana L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[gen or very subtle femslash] Lana buys clothing she never wears.

Displacement

2006-01-19T11:45:40-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Chloe S. & Lana L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,230, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[femslash] Lana comes back after her freshman year of college different and Chloe comes back different and they find more in common than they'd thought. S1 canon, so it doesn't fit with the following seasons.

Acetone

2006-01-19T11:42:48-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Chloe S. & Lana L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[mild femslash] Chloe paints Lana's nails before senior prom and thinks about attraction. Written during S1, so probably not consistent with subsequent seasons.

An Acquired Taste

2006-01-19T11:40:13-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[gen, reference to canon het] The night before his wedding to Thayet, Buri introduces Jon to a drink of her people. [Song of the Lioness]

Children of the Night

2006-01-19T11:38:33-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] Semicrossover with Dracula. Victorian London, implied shagging, and dead prostitutes. Or, Crowley makes a new friend.

The Merits of Cheap Brandy

2006-01-19T11:36:39-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] Norrington gets drunk because he's tired of trying to be someone else. Gillette offers a shoulder to cry on, so to speak, but something rather diffferent occurs.

Idiograph I: A Bird in the Hand

2006-01-19T11:34:09-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,001, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[gen or preslash] Jack Sparrow gets his tattoo, the stingray spine in his hair, and an idea.

Blind

2006-01-19T11:31:24-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Lawrence of Arabia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] Sometimes all Lawrence can see is white. Is purity a finite commodity? Don't like slash? Don't read it.

Riding to Damascus

2006-01-19T11:29:13-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Lawrence of Arabia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,490, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[implied slash, implied canon rape, no happy ending] Lawrence is a dreadful liar, and Damascus is not what anyone expected. Don't like slash? Don't read it.

Dreamers of the Day

2006-01-19T11:26:26-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Lawrence of Arabia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,187, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash, implied past rape from canon, AU] Lawrence encounters God in the desert. Ali angsts. There is Love here, too. Very AU.

It was not an epic love story

2006-01-19T11:23:15-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,241, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[mostly gen, implied slash] Moon and Miranda at Harvard and after, miserable, codependent, and fucked up. Only vaguely slashy, but if slash gives you conniptions, don't read it. [Die Another Day]

From the Shadows

2006-01-19T11:19:24-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

[slash] What Alec says is not what he means. Bond and Trevelyan subtext if you don't like slash, don't read it. [GoldenEye]

Blood

2006-01-18T23:15:01-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: King Arthur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-18-06
Status: Complete

[het, consensual sadomasochism] Tristan dreams of flying. Guenevere watches. CONTENT MAY DISTURB SOME READERS! READ AT OWN RISK.

Cry Havoc! and Let Slip the Spawn of War

2006-01-18T23:08:47-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-18-06
Status: Complete

[femslash, parody, fryfic] War and Pepper woo and spawn offspring. Literally. Why yes, I am poking fun at MPREG.

The Language of Flowers

2002-06-24T22:44:54-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Circle of Magic & Circle of Magic
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,475, Reviews: 33 Published: 6-24-02
Status: Complete

[femslash] Emelan 'verse. Lark learns to speak the language Rosethorn understands best, with mixed results. Crane, of all people, is sensible and understanding, for entirely selfserving motives. Femslash, aka women in love. Don't like, don't read.

A Broken Hallelujah

2002-06-24T17:42:06-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,025, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-24-02
Status: Complete

[slash, angst, no happy ending] After the almost Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale confess certain things. This story concerns the results of those confessions. No happy ending. Song epigraphs, but not a songfic.

Ivory and Onyx

2002-04-25T22:09:35-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Fantasy
Pairing: Tortall & Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-25-02
Status: Complete

[gen] Tortall. Buri remembers a moment with Thayet from the days before Kalasin's suicide. [Song of the Lioness]

Mirrors

2002-04-20T14:07:55-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-20-02
Status: Complete

[slashy] Crowley gets his ear pierced. Aziraphale hints. Crowley is oblivious. Don't like slash? Don't click the title link. Very simple.

Changes of the Wind I: Aftermath

2002-04-20T14:02:38-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Tortall & Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,476, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-20-02
Status: Complete

[gen, with het subtext] Tortall. Gary and Cythera bond in the aftermath of treachery. [Song of the Lioness]

Changes of the Wind IV: Steel Beauties

2002-02-20T23:03:13-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Tortall & Tortall
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,314, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-20-02
Status: Complete

[slash, femslash subtext, het, infidelity, angst] Tortall. Cythera finds out some things about her husband and the King and has a talk with Thayet. Not happy. Infidelity is bad, kids! [set during Protector of the Small]

Jousting

2002-01-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: A Knight's Tale
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 37 Published: 1-18-02
Status: Complete

[silly slash] Wat talks too much. William gets sick of it. Innuendos abound. Nothing explicit, it's silly, and how seriously you take it is, as always, up to you. Fiction, remember?

The Greater Sword

2002-01-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 48 Published: 1-13-02
Status: Complete

[silly slash] FOTR movieverse, sort of Boromir polishes his sword Aragorn watchs and taunts. Much innuendo ensues. Very silly and not to be taken seriously at all.

Betrayal

2001-12-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,510, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-20-01
Status: Complete

[het, implied rape] Notre Dame de Paris [book]. Esmeralda loses hope. Bad things happen. Dark. NOT DISNEY.

Not Angels Anymore

2001-11-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Dogma
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,050, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-18-01
Status: Complete

[slash, fluff] Optional sequel to Angels Don't Cry. Loki knows what he wants. Bartleby is confused and panicky. Everything works out in the end. Incredibly fluffy.

Darkness

2001-11-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Dogma
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 840, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-14-01
Status: Complete

[gen, angst] Crossover with Sandman. Bartleby in Hell. Guest appearances by Lucifer a la Sandman, Azrael, and Loki.

Angels Don't Cry

2001-11-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Dogma
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Supernatural
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,753, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-9-01
Status: Complete

[gen, crossover, swearing] Crossover with Sandman. The obligatory how Bartleby and Loki ended up back in Wisconsin fic. No more adult than the movie.

After Romeo and Juliet

2001-07-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,244, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-16-01
Status: Complete

[het, mention of rape] West Side Story After the events of West Side Story, Chino and Anita work through issues. Contains some mature themes and language Spanish swearing, mostly.

Broken Things

2001-07-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 30 Published: 7-15-01
Status: Complete

[het] Notre Dame de Paris [book]. Dom Claude finally snaps and gets himself some paid company. Mildly depressing, but nonexplicit.

Neither Angel Nor Beast

2001-07-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-14-01
Status: Complete

[gen] Jekyll and Hyde [musical]. Dr. Jekyll has nightmares. Contains mildly disturbing imagery.

When Winter Rain Wraps the Opera House

2001-07-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Carmarthen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-13-01
Status: In-Progress

[poetry] A Phantomesque poem about opera houses and suchlike.