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If She Weighs More Than A Duck

2009-11-02T06:01:39-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Battlestar Galactica: 2003
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: W. Adama & Gaeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 644, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Baltar has come up with a new way of detecting cylons. Unfortunately, he didn't think it through all the way. And if the Galactica crew thought the cylons were bad, wait until they get to deal with... the living dead? Yes, it's a BSG zombiefic.

The Ghost Who Walks

2009-11-02T05:53:48-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Way post-series. All the potentials became Slayers, they changed the world, never again will one lone girl have to carry the whole weight of the world... except for one. All these years later, she's the only one Buffy has to report to. Buffy, Dana gen.

Dealing With It

2009-09-14T15:38:44-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Xander H. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-14-09
Status: Complete

Yes, it's another apocalypse. This time, with zombies. And for once, Xander's the one with the crucial knowledge on how they work and how you kill them. Unfortunately, that's not necessarily very helpful. Buffy, Xander friendship.

Atonement's A Bitch

2009-09-14T15:25:37-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Faith L.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,668, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-14-09 Published: 3-5-06
Status: Complete

...when you're an escaped murderer trying to fight alongside those you've hurt. This is a different perspective on s7, a series of missing scenes about Faith’s and the others' attempts to deal with her past and present.

Role of the Dice

2009-08-21T13:05:21-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Echo & Topher B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 523, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-21-09
Status: Complete

The Dollhouse deals in fantasies, and fantasies aren't real. Echo's latest assignment is just a game. In games, you play by the rules, and hope that the one making the rules is benevolent. And that the dice aren't loaded. No harm, no foul.

In Alphabetical Order

2009-08-21T12:58:17-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Willow R. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,083, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-21-09
Status: Complete

Set in the "Season 8" comicsverse. One day in Tibet, Willow realises that none of what's going on makes any sense. Until she figures out why it makes perfect sense. Buffy puts one and one together, and Spike saves the world. Again. Spoilers for issue 27.

Trail of the Pbuffalo

2009-07-25T10:29:14-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Dawn S. & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-25-09
Status: In-Progress

Post-series. Faith and Dawn are slightly bored and decide to fill the new Slayers in on some unknown history concerning Slayers, demons, the Council, and certain urban legends. What, lie to the newbies? Heaven forfend. Dawn, Faith, Vi, Rona, Giles gen.

They Know What You Did Last Summer

2009-07-09T13:33:33-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Willow R. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

Season 4. The 'beer is evil' rule is temporarily lifted when Willow has to suffer through the worst humiliation imaginable. After all, what can possibly be more embarrassing than... parents? Buffy, Willow, Xander gen.

That's Life On The Hellmouth!

2009-05-31T23:25:45-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 113, Words: 12,841, Reviews: 267 Updated: 5-31-09 Published: 7-21-06
Status: In-Progress

This is where I put most of my drabbles. A series of unconnected little scenes about everyday life on the Hellmouth and in LA. Some sad, some sweet, some just incredibly silly.

Early To Rise

2009-04-30T01:05:31-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 394, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

Post series. Early one morning a zombie apocalypse strikes Cleveland, much to the annoyance of Spike and Buffy who really had better things to do than battle the living dead. Luckily, this is a zombie apocalypse with a difference. Fluffy Spuffy.

The Moment I Wake Up

2009-03-31T11:52:49-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lorne
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Lorne had been in LA all of seven hours when he heard Aretha Franklin for the first time.

Faces and Names

2009-01-15T16:24:53-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: 9th Doctor & Mickey S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

You can change your name, you can change your face, but can you change who you are? Mickey tries to find out the Doctor's name... only to find out the hard way why it's a good idea to keep your name to yourself. Hitchhiker's Guide xover.

The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

2008-12-05T17:22:22-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Buffy S. & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,819, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-5-08
Status: In-Progress

It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, surely it's not like magical snow could herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN?

Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?

2008-11-10T15:30:42-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,272, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-10-08
Status: Complete

Halloween came and went. We all know that demons don't come out on Halloween, but here's five drabbles and ficlets about five times five Buffyverse characters dressed up for Halloween... or perhaps didn't. Gen: Faith, Fred, Snyder, Robin Wood, Lindsey.

EasyBake

2008-10-03T05:17:19-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Willow R. & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-3-08
Status: Complete

You have to get up early to cook a big breakfast. Well, most people do. Season 6 Willow/Tara interlude that might not be as fluffy as it first seems.

Hey Mr Clean, You're Dirty Now Too

2008-08-19T16:08:05-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

Buffy/Lord of the Rings. Frodo and the gang return home after defeating Sauron, but since this is the LotR Movie-verse, a certain scene is missing... and for reasons that will make perfect sense - really, I promise - it's been replaced with two vampires.

Testament

2008-08-19T15:40:49-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Wesley W.P. & Faith
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,432, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-19-08 Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

The Angel gang's last stand didn't go unnoticed, especially given their last communications on the eve of the battle. Two letters and a phone call force the survivors to re-evaluate their situation. Faith, Wes, Giles, slight Spuffy.

A Code Waiting To Be Broken

2008-08-03T16:32:47-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-3-08
Status: Complete

Buffy/Twin Peaks xover. So Faith had herself locked up to protect others from herself. Which works fine until this new girl shows up and refuses to be protected from her... Faith/Audrey.

Drowning in Footwear

2008-06-01T03:57:52-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Spike & Drusilla
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,107, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

Possibly the only Buffy/Married With Children crossover ever written. Life has just found another way to mess with Al Bundy. And to nobody's surprise, it involves the customers at his shoe store. Specifically, two British vampires. Gen-ish Spike/Dru.

Looking Just Like A Ghost

2008-06-01T03:54:41-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Angel & Darla
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,810, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

Wishverse backstory: When Buffy never comes to Sunnydale, Angel has to stop The Harvest all by himself. But he's spent 90 years living in the shadows, and he's up against those who know him very well... And every new beginning must come with a sacrifice.

A Dalek on the Pull

2008-05-07T09:52:05-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

The last Dalek has escaped from the Doctor. Now he's looking for... love? You know that can't end well. Daleks really aren't equipped for the modern dating scene.

The Charter

2008-01-24T14:23:45-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-24-08
Status: Complete

Mal has agreed to charter Serenity to a group of travellers from EarthThatWas... and if first impressions are any indication, he'll probably come to regret it. This may well be the only FireflyXSeinfeld crossover in existence. Oneshot crack ficlet.

Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight

2007-12-23T02:45:05-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Family
Pairing: Buffy S. & Joyce S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-23-07
Status: Complete

It's Christmas in the Normal Againverse, and Hank and Joyce get to spend it with what's left of their daughter. Not the happiest of holiday stories, perhaps, but the ending is sort of bittersweet.

On Gurnenthar

2007-12-16T06:03:47-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Xander H. & Anya J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 980, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Who was Gurnenthar, how did he ascend, and what does it have to do with Christmas? Xander has questions and Anya has answers.

Let's Sing 'Dawn Is A Giant' In D Minor

2007-11-27T14:58:16-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,096, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-27-07
Status: Complete

Season 8: A lot of people have been wondering just what the hell happened to Dawn before the start of the comics. Not to mention the identity of the mysterious Kenny. Well... We're about to find out. And it's not pretty. South Park crossover.

Faith Rocks

2007-10-05T11:44:14-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Faith L. & Willow R.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,636, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Two unrelated ficlets about Faith and rock'n'roll. In the first, Faith and Giles deal with one of the most horrible monsters they've ever come across. In the second, Faith and Willow are supposed to have a romantic evening... until VH1 intervenes.

Elves, Gremlins and Eskimoes

2007-09-19T22:24:42-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Angel
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,926, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-19-07 Published: 1-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Simpsons crossover: W&H fire Angel and bring in someone much more evil to get the company back in the red again. Now Angel Investigations have to turn to someone who knows how to fight this new enemy... someone in the small town of Springfield. COMPLETE.

Caught Between The Twisted Stars

2007-08-28T03:09:50-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 303, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

So what really happened between Romeo and Juliet in that bedroom? How did awkward teenagers do before the invention of the electric light? And does 'where' and 'wherefore' really mean the same thing?

Stop Touching My Magic Bone!

2007-07-30T01:23:05-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-30-07
Status: Complete

Being Death's granddaughter has its ups and downs. Susan is about to discover one of the biggest downs. Hey, who says skeletons are immune to hooking up with the entirely wrong person after a few drinks? DeathSkeletor slash. Well why the hell not?

All Doctors Need Patients

2007-07-16T05:25:40-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Willow R. & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 355, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-16-07
Status: Complete

Ficlet: Willow and Tara decide to spice things up with some roleplaying. But we all know Willow tends to overdo things a bit...

Of Whitehats, Redshirts and Yellowbellies

2007-06-23T08:16:10-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Ficlet: Seven things that happened to Jesse McNally in the Wishverse. Jesse, Willow, Xander. Character death.

Borrowed Time

2007-06-03T23:18:50-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Willow R. & Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 999, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

So I said to myself: Self, I said, here's a challenge for ya. 1. Tara's funeral. 2. NO resurrection spells, spirit worlds, manifestations or hauntings. Just... death. 3. Happy ending. Well... I tried.

The Kid

2007-05-16T10:13:35-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-16-07
Status: Complete

Faith backstory ficlet: Some things are never meant to be. Some things are over before they even begin. But the traces of what might have been remain years later.

Feels Like It's Mine

2007-04-19T13:05:31-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Faith L. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,561, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Two unconnected ficlets about Faith's relationship to the Scythe. The first is fun femslash time with Buffy and Faith, the second is dark deathfic with Faith and the biggest baddest of them all.

Size Matters

2007-03-20T16:48:05-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dawn S. & Andrew
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,020, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-20-07
Status: Complete

Here's a little ficlet explaining what happened to Dawn before the first issue of the season 8 comic so spoiler alert! I will probably get Jossed, in fact I really hope I will be, because... ewww. Pairing: um...

Mission Accomplished

2007-03-10T03:56:37-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: R. Giles & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,055, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-10-07
Status: Complete

The first, last and hardest duty of all Watchers. Buffy has been dead for 24 hours, and there is nothing more for Giles to do... no, wait, he has one last job. One last mission to send his Slayer on.

One Man's Loss

2007-03-05T14:51:53-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Faith L. & Kendra
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-5-07
Status: Complete

500 word ficlet: After 'Chosen', Faith takes a trip to the Caribbean to settle an old debt.

Wow

2007-02-18T15:35:48-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Willow R. & Tara M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,427, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-18-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

All Willow and Tara had to do was keep their hands off each other long enough to perform a spell to put Faith and Buffy back in each others' bodies. Now, really, how many ways can that go wrong? Quite a few, as it turns out... Femslash, WT BF.

And Ever Three Parts Coward

2007-02-01T23:21:20-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

The Gift missing scene. The apocalypse is nigh, and Ben is unable to make up his mind about what to do. He decides to have a cold one while he thinks it over. Willy and Clem make a perfectly reasonable suggestion and bad Shakespearean dialogue follows.

31! 31! 31!

2007-01-31T10:08:47-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 32, Words: 4,887, Reviews: 62 Updated: 1-31-07 Published: 1-3-07
Status: Complete

Took up a challenge: There's 31 days in January, I've got a list of 31 Buffyverse characters to write, that's one 100 word drabble every day the whole month. Will I manage it? And will they be any good? Only one way to find out. Jan 31st: YAY! Complete!

Five Holidays Faith Won't Forget

2007-01-02T03:58:39-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Faith L. & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-2-07
Status: Complete

We all have our holiday memories, some good, some not so good. Here's five of Faith's in five 100 word episodes. Warning: somewhat dark, cruelty to minors both implied and shown.

Driving Away From Home

2007-01-02T03:48:09-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Xander H. & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-2-07
Status: Complete

Missing scene from 'Tabula Rasa'. So Tara leaves Willow and she needs a ride back to campus. Xander's a gentleman, so he offers. But Xander is also Willow's best friend, and used to defending her...

Five Xmas Gifts That Seemed Like Good Ideas

2006-12-28T17:47:02-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-28-06
Status: Complete

...but really weren't. Five 100 word drabbles about things put in christmas stockings on BtVS and Ats, which people would later come to regret.

Traditional Christmas Carol

2006-12-19T16:06:43-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

Many Christmas traditions make no sense at all to those who haven't seen them before. As the two surviving members of Angel Investigations are about to discover, however, there are some traditions which are much more pleasant. One of my weirder pairings.

The Call Of Illyria

2006-12-06T10:06:41-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

200word drabble: It’s the final battle in the alley, and the gang seem to be toast... when Illyria calls in a favour from an old and I mean OLD acquaintance to help them out. HP Lovecraft crossover.

Best Fiends Forever

2006-11-11T07:52:36-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Pairing: Drusilla
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-11-06
Status: Complete

The life and unlife of a being called Drusilla and her closest confidante in 10 drabbles, from 1860 or so to postNFA.

How I Spent My Vacation

2006-10-30T14:00:39-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Cordelia C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,591, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

A little character piece: So where did Cordelia go after she tricked Angel into giving her a paid vacation in AtS 1x19 'Sanctuary?

Jesus Christ, PI: A Slay In A Manger

2006-10-20T03:14:52-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Jerusalem's toughest private eye gets his most dangerous case yet, and the whole world could be in peril. The hardboiledest detective story since Dashiell Hammett's The Book Of Samuel Spade.

Pink

2006-09-06T08:22:58-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. My favourite Firefly villain is puzzled by something.

I Have Changed My Name So Often

2006-09-02T03:51:13-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

100word drabble: YoSaffBridge's trial and the complications it brings. Written for the Firefly100 challenge Change.

My Demon Lover

2006-07-30T04:27:21-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,759, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-30-06 Published: 7-23-06
Status: In-Progress

Formerly 'The Hows And Whys of Cluffyness'. At the end of season 6, Buffy turns to the friendliest demon in town for comfort. Soon their friendship deepens, and it becomes clear that Buffy's true love isn't Angel or Spike but... Clem.

Some Velvet Morning When I'm Straight

2006-07-18T06:08:31-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Tara M. & Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,957, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Willow and Tara check into a motel room for some oneonone time and everything is going great until they decide to watch a naughty video tape... well, kinda. Postseries in more ways than one. Basically it's cute and fluffy but weird. Well, kinda.

Welcoming Committee

2006-07-09T01:04:46-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,920, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

Summary: We know what happened to Buffy at the end of Becoming Part II. But what happened to Angel after the whole super fun happy swordthroughthechest portal ride? Oneshot.

Welcome To The Slaughterhouse

2006-06-27T18:44:48-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Tara M. & Willow R.
Chapters: 10, Words: 20,344, Reviews: 28 Updated: 6-27-06 Published: 3-1-06
Status: Complete

Xover with 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Tara’s family kidnap her and the scoobies follow, but of course there's things Tara hasn't told them... According to some this is 'completely demented' and 'morbidly sadistic' but I like it. Now with alternate ending.

Evening Odds

2006-06-25T17:31:26-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Kaylee & Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,462, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what happened to Jubal Early's ship after 'Objects in Space' ? Kayleecentric ficlet.

No, Nina! Bad Nina!

2006-05-11T00:46:22-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Angel
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,826, Reviews: 42 Updated: 5-11-06 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

PuppetAngel has a problem. Well, duh. OK, let me rephrase that: he has more than one problem. Things go horribly, dreadfully, and adorably wrong after 'Smile Time'. Silliness level: high. Now with slash! Well, a little.

Discipline

2006-04-20T15:25:05-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 13, Words: 15,982, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-20-06 Published: 1-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Season 2: 'Passion' ends differently: Buffy doesn't get there in time and Giles dies. As Buffy tries to cope with the guilt, other forces idecide to take advantage. Enter a new team of watchers, headed by a certain principal, to guide Buffy THEIR way...

Most important romantic relationship of her life

2006-04-10T12:44:30-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,030, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-10-06
Status: Complete

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Let's settle this Spuffy, Bangel and whatever nonsense once and for all. One of Buffy's exes finally tells all and makes his case why HE and no one else is perfect for Buffy.

The Curse

2006-03-24T16:35:22-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,063, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-24-06
Status: Complete

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Ever wondered what happened to Faith before she came to Sunnydale? Well, here she finally tells all. Prepare yourself for a tale of hurt, betrayal and destruction. Oh, and ice cream.

Pining

2006-01-24T13:24:17-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Pairing: Spike & Kennedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,114, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-24-06
Status: Complete

Midseason 7 ficlet. The setting: the kitchen. The actors: four potentials, a vampire, and some canned fruit. Also, there's a William the Bloody poem in there! I think there may even be some subtext.

The Hardest Walk

2006-01-09T14:02:39-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 19, Words: 25,151, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-9-06 Published: 12-13-05
Status: Complete

Takes place after 'The Gift', as everyone tries to keep fighting. But then things start going very wrong... deaths, resurrections, memory loss, angst and alternate realities. Starts off kinda slow, but things really start happening around chapter 6 or so.

Five By Five By Five By

2006-01-04T16:06:26-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,453, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-4-06
Status: Complete

A FaithBuffy slashfic with a difference. Quite a few differences, really. Except not that different. Actually, they're pretty much identical. Confusing? Don't worry, all shall be explained. Even the abnormally high number of roles played by Eliza Dushku.

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

2006-01-02T14:03:13-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Willow R. & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Willow introduces Tara to a lesserknown Jewish holiday. Just a little vignette o' fluff, but I got this idea and thought it was kinda cute. Possibly the only Buffy fic containing a dirty joke in Hebrew.

The Degrees of Grief

2005-12-13T15:15:40-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Tara M. & Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 728, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-13-05
Status: Complete

Tara's thoughts after she and Willow get back to the dorm following the events in The Body. Just a little character piece, basically. Oneshot.

Have Yourself A Fluffy Cluffy Buffy Christmas

2005-12-04T02:59:18-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

Like I said, Christmas turns me into a big sap. Some time into the future, at the end of a fabulous Christmas Day, Buffy and her new husband relax in the comfort of their own home and open their special presents to one another.

It's A Wonderful Unlife

2005-12-01T08:36:41-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

Yep, Christmas turns me into a big sap. Here's a heartwarming story about a New York street urchin who on Christmas Eve gets a helping hand from a certain vampire...

HELLO CLEVELAND!

2005-11-27T11:22:48-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: R. Giles & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 598, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Yes, it's yet another post'Chosen' fic, taking place on the bus. With a somewhat different twist than most, though. Sort of a crossover with... oh dear Lord forgive me... 'This Is Spinal Tap'.

If I Want Someone To Eat

2005-11-23T12:02:17-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,211, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-23-05
Status: Complete

Angel is a great champion of mankind, we know that. But did you notice that in season 5, he was also a LARGE champion of mankind? Well, there's an explanation for everything...

The Singular Of 'Apocalypses'

2005-11-21T15:59:42-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Buffy S. & Dawn S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,845, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-21-05 Published: 11-15-05
Status: Complete

What if The Gift played out as on the show... right up until about two minutes from the end? What if Buffy didn’t jump? Let’s see what happens. Oh, and just so you know: people are gonna die. It's not gonna be pretty. COMPLETED.

Miles To Go

2005-11-15T11:06:53-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Willow R. & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,552, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-15-05
Status: Complete

Willow and Faith drive from LA to Sunnydale. Turns out they have something in common after all. No, this is not a slashfic. Get your mind out of the gutter. Just a little bit o' character interaction. Incorporated into the series 'Atonement's A Bitch'.

Well, Gosh

2005-11-12T02:59:17-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

Just a oneshot from Season 7. Crossover with... the Bible, if you'd believe that. Please don't call it blasphemous or anything, I'm just being silly.

Dawn of the Dead

2005-11-10T16:46:59-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Dawn S.
Chapters: 48, Words: 5,781, Reviews: 74 Updated: 11-10-05 Published: 10-29-05
Status: Complete

Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.

Shooting Star

2005-11-05T15:23:57-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Willow R. & Kennedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,533, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-5-05
Status: Complete

PostChosen. 'Tis the night before a plane leaves for Brazil, and Willow sort of gets to make a wish. Oneshot.

Birthday Girl

2005-10-28T12:02:33-08:00

Author: Beer Good
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,697, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-28-05
Status: Complete

You know how Buffy's birthdays never turn out so hot? Welcome to her probably worst one ever. Possibly even the last. Warning: fairly dark.