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Beauty and the Beast

2009-08-12T22:01:15-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 25, Words: 84,137, Reviews: 152 Updated: 8-12-09 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

A once-handsome man must learn a lesson of love and compassion. In this new world centered on electronics and beauty, will he be able to break the curse that holds him, or will he remain a beast forever? T for language and violence.

Red

2008-10-13T18:18:54-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,336, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

An orphan grows up and goes back to settle the score with the creature who destroyed her life. A retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. These aren't your grandma's fairy tails, girls. T for blood and whatnot.

Rose Petals

2007-07-17T07:37:04-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 14, Words: 34,426, Reviews: 93 Updated: 7-17-07 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

A retelling of Beauty and the Beast, my way. Adara is a plain girl stuck caring for her family after they fall from wealth and her mother dies... that is, until her father stumbles upon a castle with a terrifying owner.

Song Parodies!

2007-05-25T11:42:22-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 31, Words: 10,249, Reviews: 205 Updated: 5-25-07 Published: 12-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Yet another group of PotO parodies. Read them and tell me what you think. I'm onto nonPotO songs being turned into PotOish thing at the moment. Most of the songs are funny, but a few are serious. Hurrah!

Phantom of the Superstore?

2007-04-18T13:00:59-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Christine & Erik
Chapters: 20, Words: 43,766, Reviews: 245 Updated: 4-18-07 Published: 11-21-06
Status: Complete

Yes, ladies and gentlephantoms, I'm back again with a new and hopefully funny tale about a love triangle and a crappy grocerystore. It has love, passion, and, of course, crochety customers that get in your face. Enjoy!

Two Eyes

2007-03-07T13:45:57-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,652, Reviews: 25 Published: 3-7-07
Status: Complete

OneShot: Poor Ragetti. Everyone's favorite oneeyed pirate is on a mission for some love. Cute ending. Rum for all who read and review!

Another Screwed Up Version of PotC 2: DMC

2006-11-22T13:29:17-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 12, Words: 26,052, Reviews: 44 Updated: 11-22-06 Published: 10-24-06
Status: Complete

My friends and I have the script to Pirates 2 and we plan to exploit it to the utmost. Randomness is to be expected. What if Jack and his girl have a spat that lasts through the adventure? And what if the director decides the Kraken isn't evil enough?

Another Screwed Up Version of PotC: CotBP

2006-10-23T13:45:21-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 20,041, Reviews: 20 Updated: 10-23-06 Published: 10-16-06
Status: Complete

Yes, yes, my screwed up teenage friends and I are doing this wonderful swashbuckling soon to be triliogy of movies. Much insanity ensues. And you'll never guess who I play in this one...

Another Screwed Up Version of PotO

2006-09-27T13:14:59-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 17, Words: 15,291, Reviews: 138 Updated: 9-27-06 Published: 3-7-06
Status: Complete

Yes, well, not that it hasn't been done before, but a bunch of my friends and I are acting out PotO for your reading enjoyment. No flames, please, we're just trying to have fun. A mixture of 2004 movie and the musical. It's been edited, HUZZAH!

The Tale of an Idiot and her Genie

2006-09-15T12:35:11-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,226, Reviews: 47 Updated: 9-15-06 Published: 2-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Okay, this is just something I randomly wrote for no reason. It's inspired by a book I read when I was younger, but I can't remember the name. Also, it's a bit of a mockery of fairytales.

The Strange Affair of the Phantom's Beaver!

2006-06-13T11:43:40-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,688, Reviews: 80 Updated: 6-13-06 Published: 6-7-06
Status: Complete

COMPLETE: Previously The Canadian Phantom of the Opera... What would happen if the Phantom of the Opera had taken place in Canada? SO MANY STRANGE THINGS! A mix of PotO and Canadian steriotypes. MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE!

Death's Head: For the Phantom in You

2006-02-10T11:06:54-08:00

Author: WanderingTeen
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 38 Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

Yes, well... AHEM: I came up with this in an incredably insane moment. It's a oneshot comercial for a cologne that drives phangirls wild... so... R&R