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Planes, Trains and Automobiles

2009-12-04T11:14:25-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,463, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-4-09
Status: In-Progress

*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...

I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me

2009-11-25T14:06:05-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Richard G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,177, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-25-09
Status: In-Progress

*CAT* If I had a dollar for every time I got chased across Wayne Manor's grounds in a ballgown...

Nine Lives

2009-11-25T14:02:13-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Selina K. & Harvey B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,952, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-25-09
Status: In-Progress

*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there’ve gotta be…

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Atlantic City

2009-11-25T14:00:27-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mad Hatter & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,858, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

No good deed goes unpunished. Not even the ones you don’t actually go through with.

Fille de Joie

2009-09-30T13:44:54-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,045, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-30-09 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*

Grudge

2009-06-24T00:39:17-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Mystery
Pairing: Scarecrow & The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,721, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-24-09
Status: In-Progress

*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."

Mi Familia

2009-06-24T00:35:14-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,780, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-24-09 Published: 3-2-09
Status: In-Progress

*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.

Someone Noticed

2009-06-24T00:33:42-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Crossover: Lone Gunmen and Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 37, Words: 42,107, Reviews: 290 Updated: 6-24-09 Published: 7-5-06
Status: In-Progress

When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGAXFiles

All Bad Girls Go to Arkham

2009-06-23T00:56:55-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,659, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-23-09 Published: 10-30-08
Status: In-Progress

*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...

Unhappily Ever After

2009-04-08T12:34:32-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 5, Words: 19,832, Reviews: 44 Updated: 4-8-09 Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.

Chance

2009-04-08T12:34:00-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Two-Face & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,121, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-8-09
Status: In-Progress

So is this murder or suicide?

Gemini

2009-04-04T12:52:04-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman the Animated Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harvey B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,158, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Funny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?

Beginnings

2009-03-29T13:49:05-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman the Animated Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 14, Words: 16,494, Reviews: 73 Updated: 3-29-09 Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*

Columbine

2009-03-29T13:17:50-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,725, Reviews: 60 Updated: 3-29-09 Published: 6-14-07
Status: Complete

When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*

Meow Mix

2009-03-05T13:59:40-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,077, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-5-09 Published: 8-7-07
Status: Complete

*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*

Riddle Me This

2009-03-05T13:57:44-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-5-09 Published: 8-7-07
Status: Complete

*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*

Play it Again, Sam

2009-03-05T13:56:53-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,881, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?

Hungarian Rhapsody

2009-03-05T13:51:27-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,094, Reviews: 22 Updated: 3-5-09 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

CAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.

Somebody Snitched On Me

2009-02-27T15:40:35-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Scarecrow & Richard G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,883, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-27-09
Status: Complete

*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...

Of the Essence

2008-12-10T15:48:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 18,987, Reviews: 29 Updated: 12-10-08 Published: 10-29-08
Status: Complete

William Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.

Baby's First Heist

2008-11-30T07:42:10-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,030, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...

Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup

2008-11-29T05:29:55-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,015, Reviews: 61 Updated: 11-29-08 Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*

Dirty Laundry

2008-11-24T04:24:09-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,329, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-24-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.

Karma

2008-11-23T18:03:32-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Reservoir Dogs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,193, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.

In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning

2008-11-20T04:19:14-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,708, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-20-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* The past and present wilt--I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.

The Scare

2008-09-17T18:16:07-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,760, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.

Spectre

2008-07-31T00:48:35-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Edgar Allan Poe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 894, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-31-08
Status: Complete

*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.

Turnabout Intruder

2008-07-26T12:44:54-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Richard G. & Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,304, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-26-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...

Phantom Wise

2008-07-22T08:43:21-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman the Animated Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,098, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

The best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.

Aftermath

2008-07-22T08:40:24-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,047, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he’ll be a Kleenex. He’ll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.

Social Butterfly With Fangs

2008-07-22T08:34:11-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Mad Hatter & Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,155, Reviews: 23 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.

Rainy Day Sun

2008-07-22T08:30:27-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Misc. Comics
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.

Paper Hearts

2008-07-22T08:28:33-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Pairing: Mad Hatter
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,246, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.

General For Free

2008-06-20T19:25:58-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,041, Reviews: 63 Updated: 6-20-08 Published: 10-19-07
Status: Complete

It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent

The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain

2008-06-20T19:25:42-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 27, Words: 23,991, Reviews: 204 Updated: 6-20-08 Published: 12-4-06
Status: In-Progress

They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!

Big Red and the Big Bad

2008-05-20T03:43:58-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Hellboy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Spike & Hellboy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,058, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-20-08
Status: Complete

There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.

Don't Make Me Axe You Again

2008-05-20T03:42:05-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,899, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-20-08 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.

My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write

2008-05-20T03:41:45-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 62, Words: 137,484, Reviews: 23 Updated: 5-20-08 Published: 6-11-07
Status: In-Progress

How does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.

The Abandoned

2008-05-13T11:06:13-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,384, Reviews: 28 Updated: 5-13-08 Published: 11-24-07
Status: In-Progress

[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.

Kiss and Tell

2008-04-11T09:51:47-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-11-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.

Heartburn

2008-04-07T06:22:39-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,441, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.

Sugar Shock

2008-04-07T06:20:45-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,594, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

2007-12-08T18:07:35-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,292, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?

Kitten's First Word

2007-12-06T04:57:46-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-6-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.

The Ride

2007-12-05T16:58:17-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,985, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-5-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.

I Get a Kick Out of You

2007-11-28T04:02:01-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,437, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.

Hail to the King, Baby

2007-11-26T18:28:30-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,231, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.

Friend

2007-11-22T03:44:26-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Joxer & Gabrielle
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

Gather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.

Epitaph

2007-11-21T20:24:03-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-21-07
Status: Complete

[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.

Creeping Craving

2007-11-21T20:20:02-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Raven & Malchior
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-21-07
Status: Complete

[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.

Chasing Bliss

2007-11-21T15:19:55-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 840, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-21-07
Status: Complete

[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.

Of Debts and Debt Collections

2007-11-19T20:14:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Two-Face & Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,245, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-19-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...

Early Retirement

2007-11-16T20:00:31-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,443, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-16-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.

From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters

2007-11-15T18:22:20-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 43, Words: 54,637, Reviews: 232 Updated: 11-15-07 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'

Power Trip

2007-11-11T05:55:45-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Beast Boy & Raven
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

Never ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.

My Bloody Valentine

2007-11-07T03:42:34-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.

Making Up For Lost Time

2007-11-03T02:02:22-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 421, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.

Rubbing Off

2007-11-02T15:32:59-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...

Car Trouble

2007-11-02T15:30:58-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.

Danger: Satedan at Play

2007-10-28T02:04:35-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: John S. & Ronon D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.

Justice

2007-10-26T22:58:02-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Kill Bill
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 402, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-26-07
Status: Complete

In the real world, the good guys in the white hats don't win, nobody rides off into the sunset and nobody get to live happily ever after. Not even Beatrix Kiddo.

The Duh Factor

2007-10-26T22:37:45-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-26-07
Status: Complete

Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...

Midnight Confessional

2007-10-23T09:54:34-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,792, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?

Hurty McHurtHurt

2007-10-23T05:32:09-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,227, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!

Masque

2007-10-22T09:49:29-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Richard G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,359, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.

Sui Caedere

2007-10-21T06:09:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Dawn S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

By definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift]

Stormy Weather

2007-10-20T06:43:56-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?

To Trade Quips With a Q

2007-10-16T02:33:47-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,038, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]

There's Got to Be a Morning After

2007-10-16T02:27:06-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rodney M. & Laura C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?

Obsession

2007-10-16T02:24:39-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.

No More Coffee

2007-10-16T02:17:12-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.

Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It

2007-10-16T02:03:20-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 893, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]

Deception of the Leathery Kind

2007-10-16T01:55:00-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Teyla E. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.

Girlish Giggling and Goosing

2007-10-16T01:41:19-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Teyla E. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?

Beware of Money Back Guarantees

2007-10-16T01:39:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

Snakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?

Hop With the Geek Set

2007-10-15T05:57:34-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Rodney M. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.

Malice Domestic

2007-10-15T00:19:29-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow & The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.

Return To 1428

2007-09-23T18:25:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 19, Words: 9,496, Reviews: 43 Updated: 9-23-07 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

After all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'

War Games

2007-09-15T13:23:49-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,262, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war...

Payback

2007-09-15T13:22:36-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...

Short Circuit

2007-09-15T13:21:11-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.

Tourist Trap

2007-09-15T12:40:16-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,118, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?

Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour

2007-09-13T21:44:46-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,886, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.

A Sense Of Propriety

2007-08-31T18:48:51-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow & Penguin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,354, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-31-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.

Remembrances

2007-08-26T11:04:07-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Willow R. & Spike
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,321, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-26-07 Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

Willow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.

Quantum Similarities

2007-08-26T08:55:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Carson B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,054, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.

Ace Of Spades

2007-08-24T21:14:51-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,169, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-24-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.

Retribution!: Revisited

2007-08-21T20:28:02-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 24, Words: 14,895, Reviews: 174 Updated: 8-21-07 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'

Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums

2007-08-17T13:51:21-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,103, Reviews: 64 Updated: 8-17-07 Published: 12-22-06
Status: Complete

Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...

Don't Try This At Home

2007-08-13T22:58:10-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: John S. & Ronon D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

We're NOT what you would call experts.

A Man's Blanket Is His Fort

2007-08-13T22:15:11-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!

Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp

2007-08-13T00:48:42-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Rodney M. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.

Atlantistastic!

2007-08-13T00:42:52-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,508, Reviews: 49 Updated: 8-13-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

In the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!

Pretend

2007-08-09T08:38:03-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Spike & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 591, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

It's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift]

Sing Sweet Nightingale

2007-08-07T18:19:25-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman the Animated Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-7-07
Status: Complete

There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...

Season Of The Witch

2007-08-07T17:00:34-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-7-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Never anger a voodoo priestess. Not even if you're the Scarecrow.

Astrophysicist For Rent

2007-08-05T06:13:21-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,184, Reviews: 91 Updated: 8-5-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]

Caught In The Draft

2007-07-31T22:47:20-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.

Off Limits

2007-07-31T22:45:24-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross.

Stars And Spangles

2007-07-31T02:53:38-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.

Defamation Of Character

2007-07-31T01:33:47-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Joker & Scarecrow
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,835, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-31-07 Published: 7-11-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...

Complimentary

2007-07-29T08:29:09-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Spike & Dawn S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,751, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-29-07 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

You don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?

Beware Those You Offend

2007-07-22T16:39:45-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.

Domesticity

2007-07-20T20:48:44-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,642, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-20-07 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...

Hitch

2007-07-20T20:00:27-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,163, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.

Eye Of The Beholder

2007-07-19T20:14:44-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Scarecrow & The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

Sexual Healing

2007-07-14T04:07:08-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,075, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

[CAT: Red Light District] Lab accidents can sometimes have...interesting results.

Sisters

2007-07-07T01:48:38-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Law and Order: SVU
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,663, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-7-07 Published: 6-14-07
Status: In-Progress

A young woman enters the SVU searching for Detective Munch only to die in the arms of Elliot Stabler, leaving a trail of lies, mystery and intrigue in her wake.

Just A Matter Of Time

2007-07-03T05:06:44-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,799, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-3-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues.

Smash Success

2007-07-03T04:19:01-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,014, Reviews: 27 Updated: 7-3-07 Published: 6-4-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.

Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed

2007-06-29T06:46:55-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: City of Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

Not every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?

Vacation Slides: Culture Shock

2007-06-21T14:20:37-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,899, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-21-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation?

The Unemployment Scam

2007-06-18T08:30:37-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,670, Reviews: 19 Updated: 6-18-07 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?

The Return

2007-06-14T09:21:46-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Lone Gunmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-14-07
Status: In-Progress

[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.

A Marriage Of Inconvenience

2007-06-12T04:29:14-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,861, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

From the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge.

Year Of The Snake

2007-06-04T03:32:38-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,959, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-4-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.

I'm Thankful For

2007-05-27T19:38:41-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.

Moonlit Melody

2007-05-20T08:33:18-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Rodney M. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.

Well And Truly Screwed

2007-05-20T05:13:13-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Lupin III
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

In theory, I should be able to screw him over without a second thought...but theory and reality seem to differ quite a bit.

But For The Sake Of Amontillado

2007-05-20T04:39:56-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Edgar Allan Poe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.

Used To Be

2007-05-20T04:15:36-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Cowboy Bebop
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

When you lose your identity, all you're left with are the remnants of who you used to be.

Mistakes Made

2007-05-20T04:00:40-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes what was done cannot be undone.

Bury Me Deep

2007-05-10T20:35:20-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,150, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-10-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.

Blood On The Microphone

2007-05-01T04:08:03-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

She wasn't a killer...at least, she didn't think she was...but the evidence was there...

If

2007-05-01T04:06:27-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Laura C. & Carson B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

Of all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'

Quid Pro Quo

2007-05-01T04:05:04-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & Laura C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 879, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better.

Luck Of The Irish

2007-04-25T19:27:55-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,985, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...

Facets

2007-04-25T19:20:42-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Radek Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

Carpe Diem doesn't always turn out as planned.

Shattered Light

2007-04-25T19:18:50-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rodney M. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...

A Mathematical Impossibility

2007-04-25T19:17:03-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?

Snarktastic

2007-04-25T19:10:51-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 17, Words: 3,233, Reviews: 219 Updated: 4-25-07 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!

After The Fact

2007-04-25T19:07:24-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Evil Dead/Army of Darkness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,346, Reviews: 24 Updated: 4-25-07 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Ash looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?

Bad Moon Rising

2007-04-25T19:06:11-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Teyla E.
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,357, Reviews: 55 Updated: 4-25-07 Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.

Charity Begins At Home

2007-04-01T01:05:26-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.

Make Out Point

2007-03-15T15:55:51-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,982, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...

The Two Snarkers

2007-03-15T12:46:37-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,499, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-15-07
Status: Complete

McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!

Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me

2007-02-27T23:33:42-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,167, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-27-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?

The Meaning Of Lurve

2007-02-06T23:32:49-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,270, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-6-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.

A Minion's Memoirs

2007-02-01T15:29:06-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,411, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...

Fellowship Of Physicists

2007-01-28T06:56:24-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,955, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-28-07
Status: Complete

Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]

Wishy Washy

2007-01-23T00:56:01-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,532, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.

Moose Tracks And Thankful Men

2007-01-21T00:04:19-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,922, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-21-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...

Black And Blue

2007-01-18T21:29:41-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,107, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.

Measure Of Madness

2007-01-16T18:52:12-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 945, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?

Headstones Of Henchgirls

2007-01-15T05:20:03-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,765, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-15-07
Status: Complete

[CAT] He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.

In Words There Is Power

2007-01-07T11:43:02-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Twilight Zone
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,232, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?

Darkness On My Back

2006-12-27T09:17:41-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.

Pleased

2006-12-27T05:03:40-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Willow R. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

Willow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.

Never Knew

2006-12-27T00:06:48-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Radek Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 916, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.

Mercy And Loyalty

2006-12-24T07:50:28-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lex L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,171, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.

The Night Smallville Exploded

2006-12-23T14:00:45-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,660, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-23-06 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...

Beneath The Surface

2006-12-23T12:55:16-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Law and Order: SVU
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-23-06
Status: Complete

There's so much more there than what one sees on the surface. Warning: Stupid, soppy holiday crap.

Of Head Injuries And Hobbits

2006-12-16T18:45:40-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,834, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.

Mind Of The Madman

2006-12-16T15:41:15-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.

The 1428 Diaries

2006-12-13T06:04:35-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 23, Words: 19,239, Reviews: 42 Updated: 12-13-06 Published: 11-26-06
Status: Complete

The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!

Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent

2006-12-12T15:31:38-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Joker & Poison Ivy
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-12-06
Status: Complete

An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.

Benevolence

2006-12-10T02:03:19-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

Someone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.

Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story

2006-12-09T10:35:53-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,521, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-9-06
Status: Complete

Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.

You're The One

2006-12-06T00:31:25-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,329, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.

When Plot Bunnies Attack

2006-12-02T06:26:34-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 70, Words: 106,992, Reviews: 709 Updated: 12-2-06 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!

An RST Christmas

2006-12-01T01:48:46-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Kevin Smith
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,138, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...

Cut And Run

2006-11-30T23:18:09-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Reservoir Dogs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...

Gone Wrong

2006-11-24T00:40:39-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 952, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-24-06
Status: Complete

She had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.

Only A Needle

2006-11-17T10:49:48-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

It's only a needle, but it will change her forever.

Broken Smile

2006-11-17T07:48:16-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

And through it all, she smiles...

Sanity In A Box

2006-11-17T07:43:18-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Radek Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...

Cyrano

2006-11-16T04:32:21-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Rodney M. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

He always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...

Keys

2006-11-15T10:12:54-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.

Tears

2006-11-15T09:11:28-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Rodney M. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 661, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Teyla hasn't cried in years...

Not So Well Kept A Secret

2006-11-15T03:36:59-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Rodney...there's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, you were a kid and kids do silly, embarassing things...

Night Of The Snarky

2006-11-01T15:13:37-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-1-06 Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?

Colonel For Sale

2006-10-25T20:57:07-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,057, Reviews: 143 Updated: 10-25-06 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...

Too Easily Impressed

2006-10-23T17:16:12-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-23-06
Status: Complete

It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...

Something The Ancients Did Not Intend

2006-10-19T11:13:16-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

I can't believe you did that!

The Thrill Of The Kill

2006-10-18T05:30:18-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

It is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.

A Stroke Of Genius

2006-10-18T03:52:00-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

In which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.

All Hallow's Eve

2006-10-17T10:01:11-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-17-06
Status: Complete

It's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.

Till Death Do Us Part

2006-10-11T04:28:32-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,210, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

[Batman] 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?

To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar

2006-10-11T04:26:40-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rodney M. & Laura C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

A debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.

Superstitious

2006-10-11T04:23:29-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Because Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...

A Question For The Ages

2006-09-27T04:59:58-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,119, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Two women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.

Alone

2006-09-26T10:35:25-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,521, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-26-06
Status: Complete

He can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!fic

Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy

2006-09-04T07:02:31-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

A short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.

Faux Pas

2006-09-04T07:00:29-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 18 Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

A day off on Atlantis yields an interesting insight into the fashion choices of Doctor McKay.

Monty McKay

2006-09-03T13:17:10-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-3-06
Status: Complete

When Atlantis meets Monty Python...sort of.

First Name Basis

2006-08-23T19:19:48-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Carson B. & Laura C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

Two staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...

Conventional Thinking

2006-08-23T11:11:03-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

Something big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...

Retribution!

2006-08-13T05:02:21-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 15, Words: 16,704, Reviews: 134 Updated: 8-13-06 Published: 6-16-06
Status: Complete

Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.

Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart

2006-08-12T04:58:36-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,704, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

Apparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.

Something Citrus This Way Comes

2006-08-07T04:47:11-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rodney M. & Laura C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?

The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook

2006-08-07T04:32:08-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,428, Reviews: 27 Updated: 8-7-06 Published: 8-2-06
Status: In-Progress

You wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.

Like Father, Like Daughter

2006-08-06T22:56:01-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Laura C. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

So different, yet somehow the same.

Comparing Close Shaves

2006-07-07T12:50:48-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

In which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.

Who Killed Kavanaugh?

2006-07-04T07:48:40-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 34 Published: 7-4-06
Status: Complete

Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?

Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My!

2006-06-29T06:07:00-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,096, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-29-06
Status: Complete

Not everything in chess is always black and white.

And Neither Am I

2006-06-27T21:12:17-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rodney M. & Laura C.
Chapters: 13, Words: 9,410, Reviews: 105 Updated: 6-27-06 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

McKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. This is the companion peice to the fluffy McCadman story 'I'm Not' from Rodney's POV.

I'm Not!

2006-06-15T01:55:58-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rodney M. & Laura C.
Chapters: 13, Words: 10,773, Reviews: 93 Updated: 6-15-06 Published: 6-12-06
Status: Complete

Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman.

Scenario Twelve D

2006-04-23T08:26:35-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Lone Gunmen
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-23-06
Status: Complete

Response to the 155 word challenge. This vignette deals with the morning of September Eleventh 2001 and just how the Gunmen found out about the fall of The World Trade Center.

Denial

2006-03-30T11:06:25-08:00

Author: BiteMeTechie
Category: Lone Gunmen
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

A one shot emotional ficlet taking place five years after 'Jump The Shark' in which the tragic death of the Lone Gunmen is reflected upon.