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Matchmaker

2009-11-06T05:20:53-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,626, Reviews: 49 Updated: 11-6-09 Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

Ed's been having a bad week. With everyone he knows and cares about getting into traumatic situations. But what is the scheme behind all this? Slight AU, OOCness and parodyness. WARNING: a little shounen ai and just messedup pairings

Lost in an English Assignment

2009-11-06T05:20:30-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 10, Words: 25,548, Reviews: 123 Updated: 11-6-09 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

I much prefer to lose myself in a good book. I just… never meant it literally. [AU, Edvy, shounen ai, COMPLETE!]

Haganegami

2009-11-06T05:20:01-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 15, Words: 33,008, Reviews: 79 Updated: 11-6-09 Published: 1-13-07
Status: Complete

After Ed's fastpaced, meaningful life as the Fullmetal Alchemist, having to settle down in a new world with no purpose, no goal and no future wasn’t something he wanted. Then again, neither was death. Yami no Matsuei crossover, spoilers, shounen ai

Dynamite

2009-11-06T05:19:27-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 19, Words: 38,910, Reviews: 474 Updated: 11-6-09 Published: 9-22-06
Status: Complete

Envy, the kid who has it all. Ed, the one with nothing. This is their love-story, in the midst of a chaotic high school full of exchange students, crazy SRC President Mustang, and a deadly gossip chain supply an endless amount of drama. Shounen ai.

Forever

2009-07-20T05:14:15-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

ED AND ENVY, FRIENDS FOREVER'. At least, that's what Ed wrote on the wall of the tree-house they climb every day. Obsessive EnEd.

Father's Day

2009-06-22T05:03:21-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-22-09
Status: Complete

Let's give Hoho-bastard a heart-attack he'll never forget." EdVy, AU, happy birthday KatrinaEagle!

Spaghetti

2009-05-18T07:05:42-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-18-09
Status: Complete

Envy dyed his hair and it's annoying the hell out of Ed. Mild EdVy.

Loves Me, Loves Me Not

2009-02-17T04:05:36-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mello & Near
Chapters: 19, Words: 55,237, Reviews: 213 Updated: 2-17-09 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

L is too addicted to yaoi to investigate Kira. Who does he send in his place? The successors, o' course! With their budding kinda-romance as a distraction, how will things turn out with Mello and Near as the original investigators? MxN, LxR.

Bitter Silence

2008-03-02T02:56:12-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-2-08
Status: Complete

Yuki really wishes Shuichi would shut up.

Light

2008-03-02T02:54:44-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-2-08
Status: Complete

It's commonly stated amongst casualties of near-death experiences that they see light. SPOILERS, drabble. Shounen ai if you wanna see it.

Obsessions

2006-11-19T02:47:46-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

He was not an obsessive fanboy! He just… wanted some boxers and had no money, so why not steal Ed’s? [RoyEd, for Sekhmet's Moon]

Facts of Life

2006-09-27T23:43:23-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Envy & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Guess which creature can't live without shrimps. [ONESHOT, ENED]