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Loves Me, Loves Me Not

2008-07-08T22:40:21-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mello & Near
Chapters: 11, Words: 33,558, Reviews: 132 Updated: 7-8-08, Published: 4-9-08
Status: In-Progress

L is too addicted to yaoi to investigate Kira. Who does he send in his place? The successors, o' course! With their budding kinda-romance as a distraction, how will things turn out with Mello and Near as the original investigators? MxN, LxL.

Bitter Silence

2008-03-02T02:56:12-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-2-08, Published: 3-2-08
Status: Complete

Yuki really wishes Shuichi would shut up.

Light

2008-03-02T02:54:44-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-2-08, Published: 3-2-08
Status: Complete

It's commonly stated amongst casualties of near-death experiences that they see light. SPOILERS, drabble. Shounen ai if you wanna see it.

Dynamite

2008-01-01T04:48:39-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 29, Words: 61,686, Reviews: 441 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 9-22-06
Status: Complete

Envy, the kid who has it all. Ed, the new student with nothing. Roy, the normal teenager with an incredible dream. And exchange students. Take a bit of goss add a bit of spite and you've got dynamite. High school, shounen ai, Naruto xover

Haganegami

2007-06-13T20:48:12-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 14, Words: 32,813, Reviews: 76 Updated: 6-13-07, Published: 1-13-07
Status: Complete

After Ed's fastpaced, meaningful life as the Fullmetal Alchemist, having to settle down in a new world with no purpose, no goal and no future wasn’t something he wanted. Then again, neither was death. Yami no Matsuei crossover, spoilers, shounen ai

Obsessions

2006-11-19T02:47:46-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-19-06, Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

He was not an obsessive fanboy! He just… wanted some boxers and had no money, so why not steal Ed’s? [RoyEd, for Sekhmet's Moon]

Lost in an English Assignment

2006-10-24T04:52:15-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 9, Words: 25,353, Reviews: 119 Updated: 10-24-06, Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

I much prefer to lose myself in a good book. I just… never meant it literally. [AU, Edvy, shounen ai, COMPLETE!]

Facts of Life

2006-09-27T23:43:23-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Envy & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-27-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Guess which creature can't live without shrimps. [ONESHOT, ENED]

Reflections

2006-09-07T00:18:16-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,669, Reviews: 90 Updated: 9-7-06, Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

How do you overcome equivalent exchange? You give something else. Something you can spare. What a pity Pride doesn’t seem to want to remember. Sequel to Nothing I Won't Give. AU, shounen ai. COMPLETE!

Nothing I Won't Give

2006-08-24T05:17:42-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,884, Reviews: 104 Updated: 8-24-06, Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

Things don’t always go according to plan, especially in life… and love. Not to mention when you start studying the forbidden sciences, a crime punished with death. [AU, shounen ai, COMPLETE!]

Matchmaker

2006-07-05T04:53:35-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,431, Reviews: 47 Updated: 7-5-06, Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

Ed's been having a bad week. With everyone he knows and cares about getting into traumatic situations. But what is the scheme behind all this? Slight AU, OOCness and parodyness. WARNING: a little shounen ai and just messedup pairings

Randomness

2006-06-24T08:51:45-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,591, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-24-06, Published: 1-6-06
Status: In-Progress

Hmm, what's this? Seymour's in love, Chaapu lives in a flower, Yuna has a new theme song and what the hell is up with those random people? Three words. Parody. FFX. MORE INSANE THAN THE WRITER.

Kill Aurie

2006-04-22T16:11:01-08:00

Author: SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Seymour
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,368, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-22-06, Published: 1-23-06
Status: Complete

The characters of FFX in an incredible random and LMAOish parody of Kill Bill. The Bride will surprise andor scare you.R&R!FINALLY COMPLETE! MY BABY'S GROWN UP! AND DIED!