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Bad News

2009-06-06T15:16:36-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,639, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-6-09 Published: 5-31-09
Status: In-Progress

Draco is bad news. Harry is one persistent b****. H/D slash with a sort of actual plot *gasp*.

Kiss It Better

2009-05-10T15:08:51-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,019, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Draco gets a cut, and Harry offers to remedy the situation. Fluffy. H/D. Slash.

Seahorses

2009-03-03T19:14:29-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hatori S. & Shigure S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 6,381, Reviews: 45 Updated: 3-3-09 Published: 12-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Male seahorses are the only guys on the planet to be able to carry its offspring. This Seahorse is going to have trouble, especially with a dog and serpant on his back. Yaoi

Live Feed

2008-11-02T15:46:34-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Tamaki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 908, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-2-08
Status: Complete

The Ouran High School Host Club plans a live commercial to be viewed by the entire school. Things go awry when a possessive Kyouya gets involved. YAOI

Kelsey and Vic Go To Hogwarts

2008-11-02T15:39:37-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 26, Words: 38,756, Reviews: 60 Updated: 11-2-08 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

Set in the Marauder Era, 2 American girls come to Hogwarts. They're sorted into Slytherin, and Befriend Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Everything goes awry. Rated for later chapters.

Rainbow Fists of Fury

2008-10-15T12:18:30-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

Lee makes a comment about the youngest Uchiha's name, sending him into a fit. Shot. Oneshot. Implied Yaoi.

InterHouse Unity

2008-07-18T23:27:14-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,430, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

Someone has been making a mess of classrooms during the wee hours of the morning. It is McGonagall's turn to stake out the corridors of Hogwarts and deal with what she finds. HP/DM & RL/SS Don't read this if you do not condone and/or like gay ships.

On Time

2007-05-09T17:12:56-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-9-07
Status: Complete

James is late for Remus' study session. After a stern talking to, he rescheduals. Remus is late to the next one. I wonder why, Padfoot... Padfoot: Cough cough .... I needed comforting... Slash RS Sorta fluffy...oneshot

The Bored Lord

2007-01-12T12:47:02-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Lucius M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 710, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-12-07 Published: 11-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort gets bored and decides to entertain himself with board games. Basically randomness.

A Family

2006-12-05T12:21:22-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco have three children. One of which comes home crying from Ron's house due to something Ron's son said to him. Oneshot HD slash

A Botched Potion

2006-11-06T22:39:44-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

After the full moon finishes casting its shadow on Remus Lupin, he is given a potion... Baby baying is soon to be heard in the Scottish night. But whose baby is it? SLASH! DONT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!

He Likes Ginny, Right?

2006-10-22T00:20:58-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

Harry doubts his attraction to girls.

A Pierced Tongue

2006-10-22T00:04:31-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Yuki S. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

Yuki likes tongue peircings...oneshot

The Candy Lady

2006-10-21T23:58:46-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,163, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Did you ever stop to think what the lady who pushes the candy trolley has seen? I mean honestly, she's only mentioned in every book that Harry's ridden the train. Here's her story. Rated because I felt like it.

Puppet

2006-05-31T07:59:40-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

Draco has been held by strings for his entire life. Someone new has taken the reins and let them go...

Piano Man

2006-04-26T20:14:01-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-26-06
Status: Complete

Hermione catches Ron playing the piano late one night.

Whose Your Daddy?

2006-04-25T22:23:44-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,981, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-25-06 Published: 2-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Sophia is Severus Snape's daughter, and the girl in school that any guy would love to date. Currently, she's dating Nick. Ron's son. Not like her father knows that...yet.

Take My Last Breath

2006-04-22T13:51:41-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

Hermione lays on the battle field where Harry has fallen at the hands of Voldemort. Ron lays at her feet as he asks for her to take his last breath.

Blondes Are More Fun

2006-04-15T14:42:31-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,582, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

Ron and Luna are left alone in their compartment on the train. They argue. They snog. That's ok, though. Hermione comes back in a daze, and Harry comes back with the Ravenclaw pasword. They've found the value of blondes, too.

What the Hell!

2006-02-18T13:10:26-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,659, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

Ron and Harry get drunk. It involves drag, chess, pizza and Malfoy! It may be over rated, as in M is to high of a rating for it, but better safe than having some person yelling at me and my account frozen.

Just an Experament

2006-02-18T13:00:00-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

Hermione gets her hands on a psychology book. What will happen when she tries an experament on her friends?

The Perfect Christmas Gift

2006-02-18T12:51:37-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

Ron can't find the perfect gift for Hermione, though he's combed through all the stores he can think of. Then her parents die after Deatheaters raid her house. Even though it's the last thing on his mind, he still manages to give her exactly what she want

Parables, Lullabies, and Secrets

2006-02-18T12:41:18-08:00

Author: Dark Man's Girl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,336, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-18-06 Published: 2-8-06
Status: Complete

Set post HBP. Hermione recieves a letter from her father not Mr. Granger. Her real father gives her what she needs to help defeat the Dark Lord. Can you belive that it's two brothers?HBP spoilers. Rated T for language and suggestive dialouge.