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Miserable at Best

2009-09-23T17:55:03-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-23-09
Status: In-Progress

AU. All Human. Edward leaves Bella, resulting in her alienating herself and becoming miserable. But, is it all so one-sided?

Lover Dearest, Don't Forget that I'm Loving You

2009-09-22T19:05:36-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Mitchie T. & Shane G.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,105, Reviews: 90 Updated: 9-22-09 Published: 5-11-09
Status: In-Progress

They've left Camp Rock, thinking that they had left all the drama behind them... but did they really? Of course they haven't! What story would be complete without drama? Sequel to 'If I Never See Your Face Again, I'd Die Happy'

Mystery of the Missing Shoes

2009-08-19T14:01:11-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mimi M. & Roger D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Mimi's lost her shoes! Oh no! Will the Bohemians ever figure out who took them?

And Saturday Can Not Come Soon Enough

2009-07-19T13:53:41-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 680, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would have been like if I had never met you. I know how absurd that may sound, but please hear me out.'

If I Never See You Again, I'd Die Happy

2009-07-03T18:04:51-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Mitchie T. & Shane G.
Chapters: 54, Words: 66,843, Reviews: 1085 Updated: 7-3-09 Published: 8-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Mitchie and Shane were best friends and neighbours, and then Mitchie moved away. Years later, they meet again at Camp Rock. Will they remember each other at all?

Shuffle Challenge

2009-07-02T14:00:49-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shane G. & Mitchie T.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,929, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-2-09 Published: 10-9-08
Status: Complete

I had to do this... Just a bunch of songs with stories and blah blah, you know how it goes... Most are smitchie!

Yellow Butterfly

2009-02-05T17:46:04-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,083, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Were the angels that lonely? Couldn't they suffice for anybody else? There's a tragedy in the Cullens' lives. Rated for language

The 7 Things I Like About You

2009-01-27T19:04:40-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Your hair, your eyes, your old levis... Bella explains the 7 things she likes about Edward... Story is MUCH better than the song

Skin ID: 14 46 32

2008-12-29T20:50:06-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Edward tries to find out his skin ID... if he even has one. Does he?

Something Old something new something borrowed som

2008-11-13T14:41:11-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mitchie T. & Caitlyn G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,423, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-13-08
Status: Complete

Could be future oneshot for If I Never See Your Face Again, I'd Die Happy. It's hours before Smitchie's wedding, and Mitchie's trying to get ready for it.

High Heels, Red Dress

2008-10-15T18:51:40-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jason & Shane G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

There are many reasons NOT to play Truth or Dare with Shane, and this is one of them.

Inked

2008-10-13T22:03:14-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jason
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Who knew that sharpies could do so much? Jason X OC Sadie

When you give a hyper author a computer

2008-08-25T20:18:29-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 944, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-25-08
Status: Complete

TOTAL PARODY! Be warned, Camp Rock lovers, you may hate me after this! Shane cleans his fishbowl and then something happens, but WHAT? RANDOM STUFF, THAT'S WHAT!

Every Sperm is Sacred

2008-07-25T20:39:13-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jason & Nate
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Nate and Jason have a little 'talk' of sorts. Incest is not a sin, people! Jate... Don;t like the pairing, don't read

Michelle

2008-07-23T11:05:00-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,933, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-23-08 Published: 4-11-08
Status: In-Progress

A young, beaten up woman comes to move in with our favorite characters and catches the eye of a certain blonde male. Will sparks fly, or will punches? I'm not telling you. Read and find out. btw... It's POST-ATU

Roger's Blue Banana

2008-07-23T09:10:23-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,058, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-23-08 Published: 2-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Co written with Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo. Roger and Mark don't remember what happened last night at the Rocky Horror Picture Show... what are they gonna do? Read and find out! HIATUS!

10 Little Drabbles, 10 Little Songs

2008-07-04T17:40:51-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,212, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-4-08 Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

So, I know that I will not get tagged for the Ipod Challenge thingy... so... I tag myself: I was bored... so yeah... r&r... some of them are actually cute. Dasey

Someone Stole a Cookie From The Cookie Jar

2008-06-29T20:14:42-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

Based on the famous bus game. Someone stole a cookie and Edwin tries to find out who. Reviews are welcome, good or bad. Review and you get the stolen cookie!

Casey's Mom

2008-06-21T22:50:53-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

So, we've all heard the song 'Stacy's Mom' well... Derek has a thing for CASEY'S mom. Told from Derek's POV... Songfic... yadda yadda yadda... disclaimer inside...

Poke

2008-06-12T08:00:55-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-12-08
Status: Complete

When the CSIs are in high school, and their normal teacher is replaced by the nurse, how will they cope with some sex ed?

POLYJUICE!

2008-06-02T14:31:08-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-2-08
Status: Complete

No, I did not put this in the wrong category. Max and Jude try to find a way to do something that's too mature to put in a summary

41 Ways To Get Rid Of Max’s Atrocious Moustache

2008-04-21T16:59:32-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,203, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-21-08
Status: Complete

A list of ways to get rid of Max's big stupid moustache. Some are silly, some are serious, all are slightly funny in some twisted way

Pixie Fairy

2008-04-05T19:46:45-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,277, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

Jude hits Max on the head with a golf ball and Max goes all wonky... uh oh! What'll happen? If you read, you'll find out

Now I Know My ABCs

2008-03-31T18:06:04-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 6,315, Reviews: 80 Updated: 3-31-08 Published: 10-10-07
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of little shorts with every letter of the alphabet... and of course, South Park

Not A Mistake, A Technicality

2008-03-22T15:14:53-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Don F.
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,972, Reviews: 35 Updated: 3-22-08 Published: 8-7-07
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if Luke Blade got off on a technicality? And what happens when he meets Flack's little sister? Will sparks fly? Rating MAY change... key word... MAY! Better than it sounds... I promise!

We're

2008-03-10T19:47:31-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

Mark and Roger have some exciting news for everyone... oh what could it be? Birthday present to Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo

Johanna Senses

2008-02-09T18:27:07-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

Anthony's Johanna senses are tingling! Oh, what's a striping young lad such as himself supposed to do? PURE CRACKFIC!

Dear Journal

2008-01-30T18:34:18-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 608, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

Toby writes in his Journal about his day... TobyXPirelli... Kind of almost smutty. You have been warned. Written for Michelle Berger

I Feel Pretty

2008-01-22T19:42:42-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Just a little thought that me and my friend had when we were talking about Sweeney Todd. SONGFIC. First Sweeney fic... you don't have to be nice if you dont wanna

Urges

2008-01-03T16:21:23-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 376, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Harry talks to Ron about his 'urge' to do a certain something... written with friend, Bemily. Please R&R!

Hots For Justin Timberlake

2007-12-19T08:16:48-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-19-07
Status: Complete

Danny gets a little self conscious while watching the ever so famous SNL skit... better than it sounds... I PROMISE! DL all the way! Oh what fun it is to write about Danny and Lindsay today!

Guardian Angel

2007-12-03T08:49:23-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Danny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-3-07
Status: Complete

She’s gonna be there for your first word, first step, first booboo, first everything. She’s gonna be you’re guardian angel.' CHARACTER DEATH

The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer

2007-11-14T09:53:10-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 33, Words: 39,272, Reviews: 266 Updated: 11-14-07 Published: 3-4-07
Status: Complete

Mor exciting than the title. it's a bunch of stories about what happens in Danny and Lindsay's lifes when they have a daughter... tres funny... rated for chapter 1... stupid Flack... Sequel to Truth, Dare, Double dare, Promise to repeat, Rainbow?

I Want You Suck My Balls

2007-11-14T09:27:20-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Eric Cartman
Chapters: 1, Words: 376, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-14-07
Status: Complete

Takes place during Imaginationland, part 1. Cartman wants Kyle to suck his balls... Song from Across The Universe Soundtrack

The Mysterious Ticking Noise

2007-11-04T12:27:37-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-4-07
Status: Complete

You all know the famous Potter Puppet Pals skit, now, here it is, CSI: NY version! Please R&R!

The Mystery of the Missing Pants

2007-09-13T18:23:13-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Roger D. & Mimi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

Roger's pants went missing... What's a guy to do? Kind of a sequel to the sparkle mystery. Dedicated to Breathefromyourhoohoo

The Mystery Of The Missing Sparkles

2007-09-13T12:33:33-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

Mark lost his sparkles... oh where in the world can they be? Dedicated to my dear friend, Nikki, aka Sparkles. ONESHOT

We Wish You A Merry Pipmas

2007-09-11T16:24:20-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Pip P. & Satan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,485, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-11-07
Status: Complete

Pip usually never has anything or anyone for Christmas, but this year might be different. DAMIENXPIP slight OOC, rated to be safe

Movies Pineapple Popcorn and Pip do Not Mix

2007-08-25T14:15:08-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Stan M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,049, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

Basically, everyone goes to Cartman's house to see HSM2.... better than it sounds... rated for language

Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

2007-08-22T09:25:42-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-22-07
Status: Complete

House gets a suprise visit from an aquaintance and they have a battle of wits... who will win? The phsycho person of course! PS THEY'RE BOTH PHSYCHO

Meeting Montana

2007-07-26T20:43:03-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 16, Words: 10,739, Reviews: 19 Updated: 7-26-07 Published: 6-2-07
Status: In-Progress

First in the Montana series. Co written with MesserMontana4ever. Lindsay goes on a trip to New York and gets left behind. What's a girl to do? Slightly AU and of course... DL ALL THE WAY! Takes place in 1994

Bacon Cheeseburger Without The Bacon

2007-05-30T18:11:37-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Don F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

Ever been stressed at a McDonalds? Then this is the fic for you! Better than it sounds...

Behind Closed Doors

2007-05-27T17:07:34-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lindsay M. & Danny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

What happens behind Danny & Lindsay's closed bedroom door? That's what Stella'd like to know...

Deleted Scenes

2007-05-27T13:43:12-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-27-07
Status: In-Progress

These are the deleted scenes of The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer... you might not get it if you haven't read The Life and Times of Evangeline Messer

Truth Dare Double Dare Promise to repeat Rainbow?

2007-04-24T14:51:47-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,741, Reviews: 20 Updated: 4-24-07 Published: 3-29-07
Status: Complete

Truth Dare Double Dare Promise to repeat Rainbow? That is the question. A game of truth or dare gone wrong. DL of course. Kind of a sequel to 'Stuck in the Elevator Shaft' but you'll get this even if you haven't read it yet... rated for language

My Dead Cat

2007-04-16T14:07:13-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Danny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

A little poem dedicated to my dead cat Matt, who will never be forgotten. I LOVE YOU MATT! Danny's POV.

Don't Flash That Stupid Smile

2007-04-10T15:19:07-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Danny M. & Don F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 769, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

SLASH! DannyFlack. Danny and Flack get into a fight and Danny decides to cool off with some music. Better than it sounds

MSN Talk 101

2007-03-31T18:35:38-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-31-07
Status: Complete

Lindsay's confused. Danny gives her a little 'MSN talk 101' Danny's the teacher. Lindsay's the student. Studenteacher relationships are frowned upon. Let 'em frown. Better than it sounds. DL ONESHOT

Cell Block Tango

2007-03-01T17:24:10-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

Crossover with CS: NY. It's basically the csi girl singing Cell Block Tango, from Chicago...

Stuck in the Elevator Shaft

2007-02-12T15:06:47-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: New York
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Danny M. & Lindsay M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-12-07 Published: 2-10-07
Status: Complete

What would happen if Danny and Lindsay were stuck in an elevator shaft together? I don't know either. Basically, you have to read to find out. DL with a hint of SMacked

Mimi and the Spork

2007-01-27T21:16:23-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mimi M. & Roger D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,651, Reviews: 27 Updated: 1-27-07 Published: 9-29-06
Status: In-Progress

So we all know the story of beauty and the beast, and RENT, but what happens when u melee them together with a spork, you get MIMI AND THE SPORK!

The Muffin Song

2007-01-27T20:43:33-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-27-07
Status: Complete

So we all know Sisqo's famous thong song... so what were to happen if Eric Delko, a muffin, and the Thong Song came into contact? Read and find out!

Elmo Knows

2007-01-12T05:50:59-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Roger D.
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,165, Reviews: 45 Updated: 1-12-07 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Roger buys a present for his niece and all hell breaks loose. what shall the bohemians do? COMPLETE!

Incomplete

2006-10-10T15:52:53-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roger D. & Mark C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 565, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

Mimi dumped Roger for Collins and Roger finds a song while he's drunk and sings it! So0o0o0 RANDOM!

The Truth About Energy Bars

2006-10-06T14:37:24-08:00

Author: Kawaii-babi
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Roger D. & Mark C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-6-06
Status: Complete

Cowritten by hippy.intellect. Roger finds a mysterious energy bar next to his bed. What shall happen? We do not know. Actually we do... but you don't! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!