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The Final Chapter

2009-11-28T12:52:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 53, Words: 240,297, Reviews: 451 Updated: 11-28-09 Published: 12-8-08
Status: In-Progress

The adventures of the X-Men and Misfits draw to an insane conclusion as the mutant race enters a crossroads. Whether or not both mutants and humans survive will be up to these two teams. We're doomed.

Sins of the Father

2009-11-28T12:51:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 53, Words: 216,465, Reviews: 93 Updated: 11-28-09 Published: 1-9-09
Status: In-Progress

The Galaxy Rangers struggle to deal with rebuilding Earth's reputation after the events of Tangled Web, while each member deals with their own dark past and uncertain future.

A Plea From Gambit

2009-09-23T19:28:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gambit
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

Gambit doesn't like what's going on in the new cartoon version of the X-Men. And he's not the only one.

Give Me Those Gloves

2009-09-19T12:54:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,910, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

6th in the Gloves Series. The mansion reacts to Rogue's gifts from Gambit, mostly on how it affects them. Meanwhile Rogue wonders exactly why she lives with these self absorbed lunatics in the first place.

Glovestuck

2009-09-19T12:50:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Rogue & Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

5th in the Gloves Series. Oh the fun one can have with glue!

Rain On Me

2009-09-19T11:51:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: 9
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: 9 & 7
Chapters: 1, Words: 929, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

9 and the others ponder the true meaning of rain at the end of the movie.

Magnet Power

2009-09-19T11:49:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: 9
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: 1 & 8
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

Ever wonder why 8 was so loyal to 1? This might be one possible explanation.

Misfit Talk

2009-09-05T12:53:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Toad & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,438, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-5-09
Status: Complete

The gang has a discussion about real life events and other comics that affect their characters. And of course this leads to chaos.

Bubblehead The Oxymoron

2009-09-05T12:51:21-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-5-09
Status: Complete

Bubblehead asks a lot of questions. Too bad no one found the answer on how to shut him up.

Bubblehead Plans A Party

2009-08-23T13:27:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,035, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Bubblehead decides it's time for Shane to meet new people. Too bad the timing isn't that great.

Dinner Etiquette For Supertroopers & Other Maniacs

2009-08-01T12:57:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,388, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-1-09
Status: Complete

Doc tries to teach the kids the importance of manners at the dinner table.

BETA Needs Cash

2009-07-25T12:57:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,706, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Commander Cain will do anything, and I mean anything to make money.

Bubblehead And The Baby

2009-07-25T12:56:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Maybe it's not such a good idea to let a defective memory bird hang around a baby Supertrooper?

We're Broke, Now What?

2009-07-25T12:55:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,105, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what would happen if the Xavier Institute ever ran out of cash?

The Dumbest Catch

2009-07-25T12:54:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,179, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood imitate another reality show, much to the dismay of the X-Men.

Sign

2009-07-25T12:52:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mystique & Prof. Charles Xavier
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Ever wonder how Xavier got custody of Rogue after 'Turn of The Rogue' Ever wonder what happens when you hear the Annie soundtrack one time too many? Find out in this bit of madness!

Snake Oil

2009-07-25T12:50:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander complains about his help, or lack therof.

Scott Summers Gets a Hangover

2009-05-31T07:53:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,241, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-31-09
Status: Complete

Sequel to Scott Summers Gets His Groove On. Scott learns that there are consequences to taking substances you don't know about the hard way.

Brotherhood Goes To The Movies Again

2009-05-19T16:20:50-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,436, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood review the latest X-Man movie about a certain clawed Canadian. And certain guest stars throw in their two cents.

Scott Summers Gets His Groove On

2009-05-19T16:18:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,400, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

Scott returns after a forced vacation acting strange. Very strange. It doesn't make sense. Then again very few of my stories do.

The Blob of Penzance

2009-05-19T16:17:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Blob
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

Fred sings a little song about his life.

Cobra Irresolute

2009-05-19T16:16:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,970, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander and his staff react to the online cartoon. They're not that happy and neither is anyone else that sees it.

Why Daddy Wants To Shoot Uncle Bernie

2009-03-21T12:51:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,241, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Once again the Brotherhood tries to be educational by putting out another lesson on why the economy is not working and their take on one of the culprits responsible. Oh boy...

The Mutant Monkeys Have Landed

2009-03-07T12:51:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Wolverine & the X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,794, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

The X-Men learn the hard way that interdimensional inventions are not a good idea.

And The Award For Best Mutant Goes To

2009-02-28T12:59:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Wolverine & the X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,607, Reviews: 23 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Even mutants can't help themselves from watching award shows.

Kurt Wagner Gives His Approval

2009-02-21T11:54:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Nightcrawler & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,012, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

The only thing worse than the Evo characters hating the new cartoon is liking it!

A Disclaimer From Forge And Gambit

2009-02-14T11:05:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gambit & Forge
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Next up it's Forge and Gambit's turn to complain about the new cartoon series.

Bubblehead And Commander Cain

2009-02-06T10:09:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Oh the joys of an insane memory bird visiting your office...

Stop The Evolution I Wanna Get Off

2009-02-06T10:07:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Wolverine & the X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,719, Reviews: 34 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

What happens when the X-Men discover there's a tv show about them? They're not happy. But when are they ever?

Cobra's Cash Crisis

2009-02-06T10:02:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,028, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Even Cobra isn't recession proof...

A Show of Support For Rogue

2009-01-29T18:51:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rogue & Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,632, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

More Evolution characters get in on the act of talking about the events in the new cartoon. And Wolverine learns the hard way he just can't win.

Scott Summers States His Case

2009-01-24T12:51:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,981, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

Scott provides a rebuttal to his depiction in a certain new cartoon being shown. He's not happy. But when is he ever?

Another New Year At BETA

2009-01-01T11:48:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

No matter how many things change, year after year some things still remain the same. Unfortunately for the Galaxy Rangers.

We Are Santa's Mutant Elves

2008-12-21T10:48:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

It just wouldn't be Christmas without a little Wolverine torture wouldn't it?

Bubblehead in a Pear Tree

2008-12-21T10:46:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,638, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

Enjoy a festive holiday moment with the Galaxy Rangers. Happy Holidays!

Stupid Sentinel Tricks

2008-12-21T10:45:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,164, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what was going through the minds of the geniuses who made the Sentinels? Wonder no more.

Cobra Verses The Flu

2008-12-13T18:25:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,603, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Cobra tries another one of its sick plans for invasion and world domination while being under the weather.

Know Your Joe: Quick Kick

2008-12-04T13:58:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-4-08
Status: Complete

The Joes find out more about Quick Kick than they ever wanted to know.

Doc's Big Date

2008-11-25T08:05:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,052, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-25-08
Status: Complete

Doc learns a lesson about taking someone out on a date at BETA, namely to be careful of all the nuts around him.

Brotherhood Rest Stop

2008-11-21T08:15:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,162, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-21-08
Status: Complete

What happened to the Brotherhood after 'A Bad Week At Bayville High? Let's just say they found another opportunity to cause mayhem to people who deserve it.

A Show of Support From The Brotherhood

2008-11-21T08:13:45-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Toad & Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,425, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-21-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood makes their feelings known about certain actions in a certain cartoon and that means a certain speedster is going to get it in the rear.

The Great Hamster Invasion

2008-11-16T09:50:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,379, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

As bad as things are for the X-Men you can always count on things to get worse, and weirder. Not to mention the town of Bayville getting caught up in the insanity.

Gunfights In The Halls, It Must Be Tuesday

2008-11-14T13:50:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,186, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

There's violence and insanity at BETA. Invaders are having a shoot out in the halls and BETA Mountain is being blown apart. Just another normal day for the Galaxy Rangers and everyone around them.

Join The Galaxy Rangers

2008-11-14T13:48:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 981, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

The Rangers' new commander has come up with an innovative way to get more recruits.

To Professor X Without Love

2008-11-14T13:47:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Prof. Charles Xavier
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

Xavier is not having a good week. His students destroyed the school, he's losing money and that's not even the weirdest thing to happen to him that day. It's just one thing after another and he wonders how much more he can take.

Moving On Ain't Easy

2008-11-14T13:45:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,611, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

Shortly after the events of 'A Bad Week at Bayville High' the X-Men wonder what will happen next and how much more weirdness they can take.

After The Volcano

2008-11-14T13:43:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Prof. Charles Xavier & Boom Boom
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,239, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

Right after 'A Bad Week At Bayville High' Xavier wonders what to do next and finds some comfort in an unlikely ally.

A Bad Week At Bayville High

2008-11-07T05:39:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 19,217, Reviews: 111 Updated: 11-7-08 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

Things go from bad to worse to really, really bad for the X-Men during the first week of school.

The Misfit Show

2008-11-07T05:38:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,654, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

For those of you in Misfit withdrawal...

Bubblehead The Alarm Clock

2008-11-07T05:37:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

Never put a certain memory bird in charge of waking you up.

Wolverine Verses The Vacuum Cleaner

2008-10-31T10:24:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,737, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

Logan learns that one of the scariest things in the world is housework.

Mutant Graffiti

2008-10-24T12:55:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 28 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

The things some people write on walls these days.

No Joy In Mudville

2008-10-24T12:54:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Wolverine & the X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,467, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

Trying to keep what's left of the X-Men together is hard enough, but getting them to agree on baseball? Impossible.

General Mayhem

2008-10-24T12:52:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Blackadder
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,858, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

When Darling's away, Edmund is put in charge of General Melchett for the weekend. Uh oh...

Night And Nightmare

2008-10-24T12:51:50-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Blackadder
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,183, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.

Multiple's First Day of School

2008-10-14T15:41:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Multiple
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,144, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

Set during 'A Bad Week At Bayville High', how was Jamie's first day of school? Catastrophic of course!

A Call For Sanity During The Economic Crisis

2008-10-10T18:22:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,896, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

What you won't get if the Brotherhood has their way.

The Straw That Broke The Mutant Camel

2008-10-05T10:59:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,604, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood are driving the X-Men crazy and they can't take any more.

Gambit And The Terrible, Awful, Very Bad Date

2008-10-05T10:58:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gambit
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,719, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

Gambit learns the hard way that it is not good karma to steal other people's dates.

The Blue Skies of Ozark

2008-09-27T15:43:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,363, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-27-08 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers are sent on a routine mission. Of course we all know there is no such thing as that. On top of it Shane has to figure out how to keep the two women in his life he cares about from killing him.

Run Like An Egyptian

2008-09-26T10:10:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,564, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men and Brotherhood check out another of Apocalypse's pyramids and find even more trouble.

It's The Least Wonderful Time of The Year

2008-09-26T10:09:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,985, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

As the X-Men prepare to go back to school, once again the Brotherhood finds a new way to annoy them. Two ways if you count Fred's stories.

Another Day In Mutant Suburbia

2008-09-26T10:08:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,777, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to What Else Is New? The X-Men continue to try and calm down Professor X and Beast before the neighbors start a riot.

What Else Is New?

2008-09-19T11:34:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,248, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Cartoons, brownies and a salad. How could that cause any trouble? Both the X-Men and the Brotherhood find out the hard way!

Book Club For Dummies

2008-09-19T11:33:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,182, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Jean tries to get some members of the Brotherhood interested in reading. Good luck! She'll need it!

Ask A Stupid Question

2008-09-19T11:32:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,609, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Todd and Fred make the guys take a little quiz. Who's the smart one here?

Dental Disasters

2008-09-19T11:31:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Beast
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Hank is forced to take the Brotherhood to the dentists and the medical profession suffers another blow.

Who Comes Up With These Things?

2008-09-19T11:30:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 753, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Scott just doesn't get it.

Mutant Community Service

2008-09-13T17:33:16-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,144, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

Both the X-Men and Brotherhood try to perform some community service. Let's just say they put on quite a show. More than they bargained for.

It's Not Easy Being Fuzzy

2008-09-13T17:31:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

Kurt is having a really bad hair day.

Getting On My Nerves

2008-09-13T17:30:50-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rogue & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,291, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

Rogue can't take Kitty's obsession over guys anymore.

Grist For The Rumor Mill

2008-09-13T17:29:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,637, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

For every answer, an even weirder question pops up for Shane Gooseman.

Media Madness At BETA

2008-09-13T17:27:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,066, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

Why cameras should not be allowed anywhere near BETA Mountain and the people who work there.

Supertrooper Wedding Bells

2008-09-13T17:26:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,620, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

It's Stingray and Darkstar's wedding day. Let the insanity commence.

Hang In There Goose

2008-09-13T17:25:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,285, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

Life just keeps getting weirder for Shane Gooseman and it's starting to take it's toll on him. And his apartment.

Supertrooper Playdate

2008-09-13T17:24:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,935, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

The Supertrooper Kids are having trouble coming together. It's Little Zach to the rescue. Maybe.

One Goose's Value

2008-09-13T17:23:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,433, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

How much is one man worth?

What Walsh Left Behind

2008-09-06T08:49:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,608, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

Shane has the task of cleaning out Commander Walsh's room and learns that he didn't know Commander Walsh as well as he thought.

Scenes From A Cryocrypt

2008-09-06T08:47:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,687, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

Shane takes Darkstar and Stingray to pay their respects to the fallen Supertroopers.

Bubblehead And The Baby Shower

2008-09-06T08:46:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,040, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

Bubblehead just can't stop causing trouble, can he?

Four Men And A Bubblehead

2008-09-06T08:45:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

Maybe Bubblehead isn't exactly the best teaching tool one can use...

Commander Cain Adresses The Troops

2008-09-06T08:44:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,025, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

A new leader takes the reigns at BETA. And you thought things were crazy under Walsh...

What Others Think

2008-09-06T08:42:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,005, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

How other people might react to the events of Tangled Web, old and new enemies alike.

Waiting For My World To Begin Again

2008-09-06T08:41:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,960, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

As Zachery and Eliza wait during their son's surgery, Stingray learns about empathy for another living being.

Favorite Son

2008-09-05T11:18:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,141, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-5-08
Status: Complete

Niko comforts Shane after the events of Tangled Web.

One Trust Broken, Another Strenghtened

2008-09-05T11:17:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,284, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-5-08
Status: Complete

After the events of Tangled Web Zach's trust has been broken, and there's one person that can help him through it.

Tangled Web

2008-09-05T11:14:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 30, Words: 91,049, Reviews: 37 Updated: 9-5-08 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

Once again the Galaxy Rangers are sent on a series of adventures that will change their lives. Secrets will be revealed, truths will be told and nothing will ever be the same again.

Dad Switch

2008-09-05T11:13:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,768, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-5-08
Status: Complete

Shipwreck and the Misfits prove that their insanity is not a good idea to spread around, but it is good for ratings.

A Gift of Gloves

2008-09-05T11:11:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rogue & Gambit
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-5-08
Status: Complete

Rogue gets a surprise from Gambit.

Stuck In Those Dumb Gloves

2008-09-04T10:51:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,768, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men turn to the Brotherhood to try and figure out a way for Rogue to control her powers. Talk about desperate.

Still In Her Gloves

2008-09-02T12:14:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,453, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men learn what life is like for Rogue and Rogue learns a new way to annoy her teammates.

In Her Gloves

2008-08-30T10:37:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Rogue & Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,377, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Jean learns what Rogue's life is like the hard way. And I don't mean by body switching or telepathy.

Magneto And The Answering Machine Of Doom

2008-08-30T10:36:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Magneto
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,340, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

It's not easy being the leader of a mutant terrorist organization, something Magneto knows all too well!

Brotherhood At The Beach

2008-08-30T10:35:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,019, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood tries to hang out at the local beach but for once they're not the ones causing all the trouble.

Caveman Controversy

2008-08-30T10:34:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men find out there's another side to the human/mutant debate. This is probably the weirdest crossover ever.

Cobra Commander Gets The Blues

2008-08-30T10:29:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,616, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander is depressed. I wonder why?

Cobra Commander Goes To Brunch

2008-08-30T10:29:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Cobra tries a networking breakfast to meet new allies. But there's something strangely familiar about them.

Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview

2008-08-30T10:27:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander is trying to recruit new people. It's not going that well.

I Hate Dreadnoks

2008-08-30T10:26:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

The Dreadnoks commit more of their usual mayhem, much to the dismay of Cobra Commander and Destro.

GI Joe Olympics

2008-08-30T10:25:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse egg on the Joes to try some pretty outrageous stunts. In other words, the same old thing that always happens around the Pit.

Mutants On The Internet

2008-08-08T04:53:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood become aware of a new way to torment their enemies. Takes place right after Hanging Out At The Hood House and Mutant Girls Gone Wild.

Mutant Girls Gone Wild

2008-08-06T17:07:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,107, Reviews: 43 Updated: 8-6-08 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Hanging Out At The Hood House. What were the girls up to while the boys were away? Everything!

A Hazy Issue

2008-08-02T16:09:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-2-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men discuss a very relevant topic for today's students. Logan thinks it's just another ploy to get out of Danger Room practice.

Hanging Out At The Hood House

2008-07-10T14:06:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 17,349, Reviews: 77 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

The sequel to 'Insults in Cartoon Form' finds out what happens when some X-Men take refuge at the Brotherhood House! Besides insanity, Scott losing it and destruction of property.

It Just Won't Quit

2008-07-10T14:03:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,192, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Another set of events shake Shane Gooseman's life up again. The guy never gets a break does he?

Feathered Friends Are Trouble

2008-07-10T14:02:56-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 926, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Bubblehead decides to have fun with Commander Walsh again. But of course Commander Walsh isn't going to have any fun when Bubblehead's around.

For Want of a Soda

2008-06-13T09:43:08-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blob & Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,757, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Imagine what would have happened if Jean had gone to get a soda with Fred in 'Mutant Crush? This is one possiblity...

Rescue Rangers

2008-06-13T09:40:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,128, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Who rescues the rescuers? The Series Five Team that's who! Some people just shouldn't be given a badge...

Insults in Cartoon Form

2008-06-07T14:37:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,817, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood react to an upcoming X-Men cartoon show. And they're not the only ones not happy with the situation!

Another Public Message From BMZ

2008-06-06T13:58:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,452, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

Fun little sequel to 'Mutant Television' as both the X-Men and the Brotherhood get together to put on a show. And boy do they ever!

Mutant Television

2008-05-31T12:52:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,335, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-31-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men and the Brotherhood try to come up with new ideas to promote mutant peace, but end up doing the same old stuff.

Toad's Wild Ride

2008-05-24T13:04:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,216, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

The gang reluctanty helps Todd with his latest idea: mutant theme park rides!

The XMen Evolution Experience

2008-05-24T13:03:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,590, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men decide to open tours of the mansion to the public. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.

You Might Be A Mutant

2008-05-24T13:01:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,477, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood takes to the airwaves with 'warning signs' of mutation.

Penance The Menace

2008-05-24T13:00:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,276, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Pre DOOML: Penny is having another one of her fun rampages and the gang wonders how they are going to get through it.

Dungeons And Rangers

2008-05-24T12:57:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,770, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers find themselves facing traps and monsters in a mysterious temple. So what else is new?

Buzzwang's Tour

2008-05-24T12:56:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Buzzwang gives his first and probably last tour of BETA Mountain.

Who Had A Worse Day?

2008-05-24T12:55:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,068, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Zachery and Eliza commiserate over another insane day in their lives.

The Fantastic Four Verses The Insurance Agency

2008-05-24T12:54:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Fantastic 4
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Pity the poor souls that have to deal with all the mess the Fantastic Four makes!

Dinnertime With The Foxx Family

2008-04-26T13:00:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,350, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Nothing like a quiet dinner at home after a long, strange day at BETA. Too Bad that's not what Zach is going to get.

Into The Lair Of Shane Gooseman

2008-04-26T12:58:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Never try to break into a Supertrooper's apartment. You never know what you might find!

XElders Strike!

2008-04-19T12:59:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,073, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Imagine if you will a reality where our favorite young heroes and villians are older. A lot older. But still just as crazy and reckless with their powers.

Baby Buzzwangs Strike Back

2008-04-19T12:57:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,200, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Just when you thought those little mechanical menaces from 'Tune Up' were gone forever...

Get Along Little Dinosaur

2008-04-19T12:55:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers have learned that anything can happen on a mission. This one is no exception.

Kitty Pryde Verses The Teacher's Association

2008-04-19T12:54:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,361, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Who will win the battle of wills? Kitty or the teachers? Or are the teacher's wills already broken?

Kitty Pryde Verses Driver's Education

2008-04-12T12:57:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-12-08
Status: Complete

Kitty causes even more trouble when she takes a new class. Will Bayville High survive?

Old Friends And New Enemies

2008-04-12T12:56:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,581, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-12-08
Status: Complete

Doc tries to reason with his childhood friend only to find that some things change with time.

Cobra Commander And The Slight Ghost Infestation

2008-04-04T07:01:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,560, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander's latest scheme to get some cash is interrupted by an obscure blast from the past.

Kitty Pryde Verses Home Economics

2008-04-04T07:00:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,922, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

If Kitty doesn't pass Home Ec, she has to stay back another year. If she does pass, the Xavier Institute will end up with lawsuits. Talk about a no win situation!

XTra Tainment Tonight

2008-04-04T06:57:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,745, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men decide to give the Brotherhood a taste of their own medicine. Unfortunately they get a taste of what the Brotherhood usually gets.

Monkey Men

2008-04-04T06:56:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 903, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

Some new visitors make the X-Men long for a good old fashioned Brotherhood attack. No such luck.

Ethics

2008-04-04T06:54:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,820, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

After DOOML, Jean reflects on the real reason she left the X-Men and does not want to go back to the Insitute.

When WereRaccoons Attack

2008-04-04T06:52:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,538, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

After DOOML the remaining X-Men didn't think their lives could get any weirder. They were wrong.

The Fall of Walcam

2008-04-04T06:50:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,369, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers try to rescue a doomed planet from the Crown Empire, but not even their powers can pull off a miracle.

Remember Me

2008-04-04T06:49:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,823, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

Ariel helps Shane Gooseman recover another lost piece of the puzzle and gets in deeper than she bargained for.

The Adventures Of Brainchild And Larry

2008-04-04T06:47:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,291, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The unlikely pair of Brainchild and Larry starts to wreak havoc across the Galaxy. Too bad for the demon minions.

Galaxy Ranger Fishing Trip

2008-04-04T06:46:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The Rangers learn the hard way that the planet Floko isn't exactly the best place to have a colony.

Eliza Foxx's Little Problem

2008-04-04T06:44:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

Eliza learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to help Q-Ball with his inventions.

Good Birdie

2008-04-04T06:43:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,292, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers have a secret weapon against their new rivals, the Series 5.2 Rangers. Bubblehead!

Back In The Saddle

2008-03-31T06:07:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,998, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-31-08 Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers return to duty only to find new 'improved' Rangers waiting to take their place. But are these new Rangers up to the job or will things only get worse?

Galaxy Rangers Vacation Snapshots

2008-03-26T08:00:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,268, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-26-08 Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

A series of short drabbles and viginettes on how the Rangers spent their vacation.

Xtra Large Men

2008-03-23T14:53:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,704, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

The X-Men find themselves with a weighty problem. Maybe they ate too much Easter candy?

Living The Normal Life

2008-03-17T05:23:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and Fantastic 4
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 8, Words: 15,101, Reviews: 76 Updated: 3-17-08 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

After the events of DOOML, Scott and Jean attempt to find a normal life on their own. In the Baxter Building. Good luck with that.

Doc Goes Home

2008-03-17T05:22:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 8, Words: 22,168, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-17-08 Published: 3-8-08
Status: Complete

Doc takes the gang to his summer cottage for a quiet island vacation. What he gets is a weekend full of family trouble, murder and mayhem.

Green Goose

2008-03-17T05:21:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 607, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-17-08
Status: Complete

Goose learns a bit about St. Patrick's Day.

Cobra Commander Verses The Internet

2008-03-17T05:20:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,783, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-17-08
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander is a bit miffed at what he finds online.

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Shane Gooseman?

2008-03-07T05:32:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,064, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-7-08
Status: Complete

Every try to make a Supertrooper take it easy if he's been injured? It's not a pretty picture.

No Honor Among Maniacs

2008-03-07T05:31:16-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,133, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-7-08
Status: Complete

Everyone knows that villians are notorious gossips and backstabbers. Too bad for the Crown Empire...

First Steps On The Long Road Back

2008-03-04T07:13:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,120, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-4-08 Published: 2-29-08
Status: Complete

After Eliza's Return, things are going to change for the Galaxy Rangers and the universe they live in. Saving Eliza was only the start of their greatest challenges yet to come.

Vocabulary Power With Blob

2008-02-29T08:25:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blob
Chapters: 1, Words: 909, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-29-08
Status: Complete

Fred and the other members of the Brotherhood attempt to educate the public with vocabulary. It's a shame they're the ones that never learn their lesson.

Nightmare Scenario Number 37

2008-02-23T12:41:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 22 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Scott has a vision of the Apocalypse, and I don't mean the big blue guy.

BMZ Is Educational

2008-02-23T12:40:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

More fun as the Brotherhood continue with their televised insanity.

Goose's Choice

2008-02-23T12:39:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,399, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

After the Eliza's Return series, Shane decides to take charge of his life in a new direction.

When Sleeping Beauty Woke Up

2008-02-23T12:38:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,244, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Eliza contemplates on the changes in her life since her capture and rescue.

Dinner On Tortuna

2008-02-23T12:37:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,481, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Nimrod tries to make new contacts for future evil plots. Doesn't go that well.

The Mostly Mutant Women

2008-02-16T12:58:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 21,999, Reviews: 61 Updated: 2-16-08 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

In this parody of an all female movie, the mutants take on gossip, adultery, backstabbing and all other sorts of fun things.

Homecoming

2008-02-16T12:57:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,098, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Part III of Three in the Eliza's Return Series. Eliza Foxx finally awakens to a new world but there are also new challenges ahead.

Down the Dark Path

2008-02-16T12:56:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,888, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Part II of Three in the Eliza's Return Series. On the edge of life, Goose must fight to reclaim his mind and find the strength to overcome his demons. If he fails, it may very well be the end of all the Galaxy Rangers.

Power Of The Heart

2008-02-16T12:54:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,804, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Part I of Eliza's Return Series. Zachery Foxx has only one chance left to save his wife. But will he have to sacrifice one of his own to do it?

Just Another Routine Mission

2008-02-16T12:52:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,040, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Goose and Doc go another fun mission on another wacky planet to fight another crazy bad guy. Same old, same old.

QBall's Movie Night

2008-02-16T12:49:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 933, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Q-Ball tries to put on a scientific presentation, of course it doesn't go well.

What About Bugs?

2008-02-14T09:11:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rogue & Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-14-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood decides to try and answer another nagging question that's on their minds, on television of course. Much to the chagrin of the X-Men and the highway patrol.

Valentines For Bubblehead

2008-02-14T09:10:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-08
Status: Complete

Bubblehead gives the gift that keeps on giving, complete insanity.

The Great Supertrooper Search

2008-02-09T07:17:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,257, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

The Renegade Supertroopers decide to try and find others like them. They should try to find some sanity first.

Ever Hear of Call Waiting?

2008-02-08T15:30:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-8-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes cell phones are not so helpful after all, as MaCross learns the hard way.

Unrequited Ranger Fantasy

2008-02-08T15:28:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,989, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-8-08
Status: Complete

Two Series Two Rangers wonder what it would be like to be a Series Five Ranger. Careful what you wish for fellas...

Tabloid Terror

2008-02-05T13:56:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,295, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-5-08
Status: Complete

When the media gets a hold of the private details of Zach's life, his friends don't hold back.

BMZ

2008-02-02T07:09:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,754, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood create their own gossip show, much to the dismay of the X-Men. Just what TV needs.

Cops In Space

2008-02-02T07:08:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,879, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

There is no such thing as a normal Galaxy Ranger Patrol, as a certain android finds out the hard way.

Rumor Has It

2008-02-02T07:06:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Gossip is a dangerous thing, especially with Supertroopers are involved.

Doc The Golf Guru

2008-02-02T07:05:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Doc tries to teach Goose the game of golf. FORE!

The Memory Bird Whisperer

2008-02-02T07:04:45-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,865, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

A friend of Doc's gets more than he bargained for when he agrees to try and help Bubblehead.

Buzzed

2008-02-02T07:03:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

A computer virus makes Buzzwang act a little stranger than usual.

Goose The Artist

2008-02-02T07:02:50-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 438, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Goose tries his hand at painting.

Buggy

2008-02-02T07:02:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers try to serve a warrant at a bug show on Mars. This is going to get messy.

Zip Code Blues

2008-02-02T07:00:45-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,382, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Goose and Doc have to deliver some mail to a dangerous section in space. What's even more dangerous is Goose's flying.

That's No Bull

2008-02-02T06:57:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Another day of riding the range with the Galaxy Rangers. Their life isn't all glamour you know?

Big Brother

2008-02-02T06:56:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,553, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Goose spends some quality time with some new friends.

Heavy Is The Head That Runs BETA

2008-02-02T06:54:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Another day, another headache for Commander Walsh. He never seems to catch a break does he?

A Matter of Trust

2008-01-29T10:22:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,985, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

Zach's faith in one of his teammates is put to the test.

Cough Syrup Confessions

2008-01-25T11:53:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,993, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Niko gets a little tipsy on cough syrup medication and cuts loose, much to Goose's dismay.

Excuse Central

2008-01-25T11:52:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Once again Commander Walsh must explain to the higher ups about all the insanity that goes on at BETA.

Out of Reach

2008-01-25T11:51:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Once again Zach fails to rescue Eliza and it's taking its toll on him.

Alien Attraction

2008-01-25T11:50:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Niko's thoughts about a certain Supertrooper teammate.

Helpful

2008-01-25T11:49:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Buzzwang tries his hand at thinking.

Five Bad Guys In A Bar

2008-01-25T11:48:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,230, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

A few villians run into each other at a bar, and of course a fight breaks out.

Cat's Cradle

2008-01-19T13:20:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,234, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

Nimrod the Cat shows up to cause some more trouble and ruin another 80's cartoon. And the Queen of the Crown is right behind him. What's a Galaxy Ranger to do?

My Friend Jessica

2008-01-19T13:18:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,378, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

Jessica's friends learn about her little family secret.

The Bigger They Are

2008-01-19T13:17:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

Another day, another heart attack for Zach as his son gets into a little trouble. Make that some big trouble.

So Much For Hope

2008-01-19T13:15:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

The Queen of the Crown muses on Earth and how much it has cost her.

Bubblehead Goes to Day Care

2008-01-16T13:55:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,429, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-16-08
Status: Complete

A little fun with glue as our favorite memory bird hangs out with the preschool set.

Days of Our Mutant Lives

2008-01-12T08:04:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 100, Words: 644,304, Reviews: 1181 Updated: 1-12-08 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

Life's just one big soap opera if you're an XMan or a Misfit. Weddings, births, deaths, enemies, aliens, interdimensional trips, ninjas, monsters, mutant toasters and all sorts of secrets are just part of the norm for our favorite mutants.

One Small Step

2008-01-12T08:01:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

Goose learns it's the smallest actions that can have the largest consequences.

A Threat Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

2008-01-12T08:00:43-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,201, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

The Queen of the Crown tries to threaten BETA again. Unfortunately Kilbane won't give her a break.

Goose Plus Caffeine Equals Trouble

2008-01-12T07:59:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,150, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

A hyper Goose gives Zach and Doc a big headache.

Galaxy Ranger Day Trips

2008-01-12T07:56:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

Once again Zach's kids end up on a crazy adventure with Goose and Doc. And once again Zach wonders if he'll ever survive being a single parent.

Little Zach's First Date

2008-01-08T06:04:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,702, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

Zach Jr. has a date. Unfortunately his father and his friends find out. This could end badly.

Hold My Hand

2008-01-08T06:03:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes the simplest things mean the most.

Return to Floko

2008-01-04T10:52:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,885, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Once again Niko travels to Planet Floko on another agricultural trip with Doc and Zozo. And once again she wishes she stayed home.

The Road Not Taken

2008-01-04T10:50:57-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,303, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Commander Walsh gets a glimpse into what his life might have been like when he investigates a past project.

Funeral Fiasco

2008-01-04T10:49:45-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,703, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what would happen if some Galaxy Rangers went to a funeral? And a few other friends of theirs went too? Wonder no more.

Hunter

2008-01-04T10:47:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,354, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Goose contemplates what he is and how much of a threat he has truly become.

New Year's Eve at BETA

2008-01-01T08:58:58-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,042, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

The title says it all. More madness and insanity to ring in the New Year.

Supertrooper Scrapbooking

2007-12-30T15:03:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

Goose finds himself a new hobby, besides tormenting Commander Walsh.

The Brotherhood Christmas Spectacular

2007-12-25T09:20:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,222, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood tries to put on a Christmas show. It's a hit in more ways than they counted on.

Snow Goose

2007-12-25T09:18:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,287, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Goose learns how to play in the snow.

A Galaxy Ranger Holiday

2007-12-25T09:17:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,365, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

The gang gathers together for Christmas Eve.

The Truth About Santa

2007-12-25T09:16:56-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Trying to explain Santa to a Supertrooper is not easy. Then again trying to explain a lot of things to Goose is never easy.

Commander Walsh's Big Date

2007-12-25T09:15:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Commander Walsh goes on a date. Unfortunately the insanity of BETA follows him.

BETA Mountain And The Great Pie Fight

2007-12-25T09:14:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

No one knows how it started. They only know how it ended. Complete chaos.

Bubblehead Verses Buzzwang: Round Two

2007-12-25T09:13:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Once again mechanical minds clash. And once again insanity happens.

Know Your Joe: Beach Head

2007-12-25T09:12:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 972, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Nothing on television? Quick Kick and Short Fuse will make a certain Joe wish there wasn't.

Flashfire

2007-12-15T07:14:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,089, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-15-07
Status: Complete

A routine mission becomes anything but thanks to a bank robbery, some bumbling new ranger rookies and a mysterious figure from Goose's past.

The Not Exactly Last Temptation of Zachery Foxx

2007-12-15T07:13:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-15-07
Status: Complete

After a disasterous mission, Zach finds himself in a compromising position. He doesn't exactly handle it well.

Connection

2007-12-15T07:11:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,108, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-15-07
Status: Complete

Niko's feeling a little let down, and it's up to Goose and another friend to make her feel better.

Oh Rats

2007-12-15T07:09:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,374, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-15-07
Status: Complete

Commander Walsh has another bad day at BETA. And Bubblehead and QBall aren't making it any easier for him.

Bubbles are Trouble

2007-12-13T07:25:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

Young Shane Gooseman's first encounter with something called a bubble bath.

Queenie's Bad Day

2007-12-13T07:24:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,463, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

It's not easy being the Queen of the Crown. And having idiots around her doesn't help.

Dreadnok Babysitting Service

2007-12-07T07:18:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,401, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-7-07
Status: Complete

Zartan learns the hard way it's a bad idea to let the Dreadnoks watch over his baby daughter.

Into the Valley of Extra Cheese

2007-12-07T07:17:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,545, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-7-07
Status: Complete

The Galaxy Rangers are assigned to watch over some ambassadors' kids at a pizza place. Someone should have been assigned to watch them.

She Makes My Blood Boil

2007-12-07T07:15:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,526, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-7-07
Status: Complete

What's good for Niko is bad for Goose as he finally gets a taste of his own medicine.

Election Insanity

2007-12-07T07:14:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,739, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-7-07
Status: Complete

It's election time on Earth and the Galaxy Rangers are assigned to protect a senator from thugs. Too bad they can't protect him from his big mouth.

Little Troopers

2007-11-22T06:08:21-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

A glimpse into the life of Wolf Den when the Supertroopers were little.

Storytime For Supertroopers

2007-11-22T06:07:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,283, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

Niko tells a story to the Supertrooper Kids, but Goose is no help.

Buzzwang Verses Bubblehead

2007-11-22T06:05:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,281, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

It's a clash of mechanical minds. Who will win? Who do you think?

The Bird Sitting Blues

2007-11-22T06:04:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,829, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

Zach Jr. tries to keep Bubblehead the defective memory bird out of trouble. Good luck with that!

Innocence Lost, Hope Regained

2007-11-18T11:55:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-18-07
Status: Complete

After 'The Letter' Shane thinks about his past and his hope for the future.

Family Bonding Ranger Style

2007-11-16T09:28:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,573, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-16-07
Status: Complete

After the Letter, Zach worries about his own children and vows to spend some more quality time with them. Of course this plan is going to backfire.

Rationalize the Past, Live in the Present

2007-11-16T09:26:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-16-07
Status: Complete

After 'The Letter' Zach and Doc discuss the consequences with Commander Walsh, as well as question the Commander's own past.

The Letter

2007-11-15T08:17:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 22,332, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-15-07 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

When a top secret mission goes wrong, the only hope the Rangers have may lie with Goose, if he can confront the dark secrets of his past.

The Great Berry Blast

2007-11-10T12:56:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,624, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

The Renegade Supertroopers discover Lingling berries. This is not good...

The Care and Feeding of Supertroopers

2007-11-07T06:13:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,653, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

Another fun fic where Bubblehead gets Goose into a little trouble and the other Rangers a big headache.

Drowning in My Secrets

2007-11-05T05:37:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,544, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

After a bizzare mission, someone else discovers Commander Walsh's little secret. And Walsh wonders why he hides the truth from the most important person in his life.

Invasion Of The Goosebabies From Another Dimension

2007-11-01T15:52:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,589, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

Dedicated to Coldfusion180! More interdimensional visitors visit the Mansion and cause chaos, much to the dismay of most of the mutants except for Kurt and Todd.

Piece of Cake

2007-10-20T12:53:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,242, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

There is a reason why Supertroopers don't become bakers, as the Rangers are about to find out.

Break The Cycle

2007-10-16T06:59:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

After Bloodlines, Goose muses on the fate of Supertroopers. Will he be the one to change his kind's destiny?

Musings of Alien Ambassadors

2007-10-16T06:57:50-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,373, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

After Bloodlines, Waldo and Zozo reflect on what they've learned and the impact it may have on the League of Planets.

Bloodlines

2007-10-16T06:56:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,664, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

A strange dream hurls Goose into a nightmare. Can the other Rangers save him or will his salvation come from the very person he's trying to save?

Abandon Sanity All Who Enter Here

2007-10-16T06:54:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,568, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

It's time once again for the Rangers psychology evaluations, but is there a more sinister purpose behind this?

A Haunting We Will Go

2007-10-13T13:06:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,415, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-13-07
Status: Complete

Halloween is just another confusing Earth holiday for Goose. And his friends make it even more confusing.

Flower We Hardly Knew Ye

2007-10-12T16:33:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-12-07
Status: Complete

The Misfits and XMen pay tribute to one of reality televison's greatest heroes. Much to Logan's dismay.

The Return of the Po Empire

2007-10-10T05:38:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 24,337, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-10-07 Published: 9-19-07
Status: Complete

Once again Shane Gooseman finds himself in the center of another insane plot for power and revenge. But this time he and the Galaxy Rangers may uncover some secrets of the past that will surprise everyone.

Advice From The Doctor

2007-10-03T14:06:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,267, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

Doc gives Goose some advice on relationships. Too bad no one gave him any advice on giving advice to Supertroopers.

Fun With Sexual Harassment

2007-10-03T14:05:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

A little example why forcing Galaxy Rangers to attend seminars is not a good idea.

One Nutty Bird

2007-09-25T11:01:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

Once again Bubblehead causes a little chaos which leaves to big headaches for Commander Walsh and Goose.

Just Another Day in the Psychocrypt

2007-09-25T11:00:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 879, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

The Queen of the Crown is still searching for more test subjects for slaver lords. She's really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

Parenting Ranger Style

2007-09-19T12:25:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,887, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-19-07
Status: Complete

Being a parent is never easy. Being a Galaxy Ranger parent and having your kids end up on insane adventures is practically impossible as Zach learns the hard way.

Brotherhood Resume Tips

2007-09-15T12:50:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood discuss the do's and do nots of making resumes. They are experts in the don'ts list.

Zach's Revenge

2007-09-15T12:48:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Fun With Thunderbolts'. Zach decides to get revenge on Doc. Goose decides to help. And Niko decides that her teammates are nuts.

Fun With Thunderbolts

2007-09-07T11:44:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,013, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

Doc lets Zach get drunk. Insanity ensues. A lot of insanity.

Back To School

2007-09-07T11:43:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,743, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

As Zach wonders about his son's education, we learn a little bit about Doc's past. He's a lot more than what he seems to be.

Bubblehead the Ambassador

2007-09-07T11:41:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,290, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

One reason why it's not a good idea to let a certain memory bird loose among interplanetary dignitaries.

Holding Down the Fort

2007-08-25T08:50:43-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 20, Words: 63,625, Reviews: 156 Updated: 8-25-07 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Companion to DOOML. Logan and the New Mutants are left behind on Earth as the others go off into outer space. The problem is that they are a bit understaffed and their enemies know it.

Blood of the Wolf

2007-08-25T08:49:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,559, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-25-07 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Goose's search to learn more about his past becomes the key for another maniac to try and take over the world. Will Goose's curiousity doom the world and tear the Rangers apart? Find out!

Attack of the Maul

2007-08-25T08:48:56-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,402, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

Another monster is on the rampage and the Galaxy Rangers have to stop it. But what connection does this creature have with Goose? And what's with Gravestone and the chicken?

To Soothe The Savage Supertrooper

2007-08-25T08:47:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,453, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Lost Cause'. Once again Goose is a bit riled up, even more so thanks to Buzzwang. Will Doc be able to calm him down or will he just end up getting squashed?

The Man Who Shot Fuzzy Bear

2007-08-18T12:52:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,540, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

The Rangers go on a mission to aprehend a different kind of crimminal. Sequel to 'Buzzwang's Latest Project'.

Hiding in Plain Sight

2007-08-13T05:33:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,984, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

When Niko learns what happened to her family, its up to Goose and the other Rangers to try and make things right.

Lost Cause

2007-08-13T05:31:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,790, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

After a near tragic event Goose ponders the differences between himself and Kilbane and why they are so very different.

Of Principles and Principals

2007-08-13T05:30:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,538, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Zach Jr. learns the hard way that it's not a good idea to have a Galaxy Ranger over for a parent teacher conference.

Hello To Arms

2007-08-13T05:28:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,084, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Buzzwang comes up with a project in order to help everyone's favorite brain unit. He should know better to leave things alone. And a certain Senator should know better than to visit BETA.

Buzzwang's Latest Project

2007-08-13T05:27:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,629, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Buzzwang comes up with another project that drives the Rangers nuts. So what else is new?

Goose Verses the Jack In The Box

2007-07-21T11:20:56-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,535, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-21-07
Status: Complete

Doc discovers a new way to annoy Goose, who promptly decides to annoy him right back. And poor Zach is annoyed with all the insanity.

Souvenir From Tortuna

2007-07-13T14:37:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

After 'Lady of Light' Goose, Niko and Waldo bring back a little surprise for BETA Mountain and another reason for Walsh to get some more gray hairs.

I Am The Person My Parents Warned Me About

2007-07-13T14:35:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,510, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

Zach does a little reflecting on why his life is so strange lately. And the people who make it so.

Bring Me The Head of Shane Gooseman

2007-07-07T09:17:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,617, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

A group of bad guys plots to take out our favorite Galaxy Ranger Supertrooper, while Commander Walsh deals with his past.

Supertrooper Baby Pictures

2007-07-07T09:15:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 869, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

Once again Doc messes with some pictures of Goose he shouldn't have. Some people have to learn things the hard way.

Fractured Fairy Tale

2007-07-07T09:14:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,601, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

Another Po artifact has been discovered. And this time it causes even more insanity than usual! Beware folks of a fairy tale gone nuts.

Only Human, Sort Of

2007-06-23T10:41:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,663, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Goose ponders why he hangs around with the Series Five Rangers as they get him into another embarrasing situation.

A Light In the Dark

2007-06-23T10:40:08-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,710, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

The Rangers investigate a series of bizzare attacks while escorting an ambassador. Meanwhile, Goose tries to deal with recent relevations about his past.

Careful What You Wish For

2007-06-23T10:37:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,229, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Doc and Niko's encounter with a Po Artifact gives them more than they bargained for.

Supertrooper Psyche Test

2007-06-23T10:36:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,092, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Lazardus Slade decides to try a simple psychology test on Kilbane. Oh boy...

Fun With Pictures

2007-06-16T17:10:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,031, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

Doc learns the hard way it's not a good idea to start a prank war with Goose.

Happy Father's Day Commander Walsh

2007-06-16T17:09:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,753, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

Shortly after 'Changeling' Commander Walsh ponders the unusual relationship he has with Shane Gooseman.

Stampede From the Ghost Dimension

2007-06-09T12:56:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,699, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Once again another lab accident at BETA brings a new danger to Earth, and more headaches for Commander Walsh. But it's not what the Rangers think it is.

Bubblehead Verses the Aliens

2007-06-09T12:54:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,697, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Earth is threatened by invaders from another dimension. Our only hope is Bubblehead. Oh boy...

Roles Reversed

2007-06-09T12:53:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,473, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

The other Rangers get a taste of what it's like to be Goose. They're not that crazy about it. But Goose is enjoying himself.

Rangers at the Mall

2007-06-09T12:51:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,586, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Jessica Foxx learns that shopping with a few Series Five Rangers is not the best idea in the world. Particularly when a certain Memory Bird tags along.

Free Spirit

2007-06-09T12:50:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,803, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

The night after 'Armada' takes place, Goose still has trouble fitting in and he's not sure he wants to.

Bittersweet Sixteen

2007-05-26T09:37:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,161, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

Commander Walsh agonizes on helping a young Shane Gooseman find his place in the world. A world that doesn't understand Supertroopers.

What Tri D Has Taught Me

2007-05-26T09:35:21-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,069, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

Shortly after leaving Wolf Den, a young Shane Gooseman begins to ask questions and Commander Walsh is terrified where he's getting his answers from.

Goose Sitting

2007-05-26T09:33:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

You would think that Zach would know better than to let Goose baby sit his kids? He doesn't.

Oh Brother

2007-05-26T09:32:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,815, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

Stranded on a cold asteroid, both Doc and Goose must rely on each other in order to survive. By telling stories? Forget it they'll probably kill each other.

Life With Bubblehead

2007-05-12T12:53:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,521, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-12-07
Status: Complete

Goose finds out the hard way that it's not easy living with a crazy memory bird. And Bubblehead finds out he likes to mambo.

Queen's Lament

2007-05-12T12:50:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,171, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-12-07
Status: Complete

The Queen of the Crown wonders whatever happened to her empire and blames her woes on everyone else. To be fair, she might have a point.

Another Day Another Dumb Mission

2007-05-05T12:51:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,202, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-5-07
Status: Complete

Just another example of why there is no such thing as a routine mission for the Series Five team.

Bubblehead Comes Home

2007-04-27T10:34:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,711, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-27-07
Status: Complete

The further wanderings of everyone's favorite memory bird. And where he might have ended up. Driving everyone crazy.

Three Rangers Walk Into A Bar

2007-04-27T10:32:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,003, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-27-07
Status: Complete

In the early days of the Series Five Team, Doc tries a little male bonding with predictable results.

The Supertroopers Ride Again

2007-04-27T10:31:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,135, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-27-07
Status: Complete

The Supertroopers try once again to get revenge on Earth. They don't exactly come close to their goal.

Waterlogged

2007-04-20T10:17:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,633, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-20-07
Status: Complete

Once again Goose's bio defenses have gotten him stuck in an odd situation. As he tries to adjust to his latest predicament, he's sent on a mission that will uncover a secret from his past he never expected to find.

Of Moms and Cookies

2007-04-20T10:14:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,595, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-20-07
Status: Complete

Two things a Supertrooper knows nothing about. But Shane Gooseman is going to get a bit of a crash course on them from an unlikely source.

My Dad The Rock Star

2007-04-20T10:12:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,705, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-20-07
Status: Complete

Just a few nagging questions that had to be answered after 'Battle of the Bands'. Number one is how did Zach's kids react to the whole situation.

The Day The Space Sorcerers Died

2007-04-20T10:11:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,583, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-20-07
Status: Complete

Just what did happen to the space sorcerers anyway? How did they become extinct? The truth is probably in here!

Why Do I Stay?

2007-04-13T15:26:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,387, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-13-07
Status: Complete

Darkstar reflects on her past and why she chooses to remain with Stingray in the present.

Welcome to Neverland

2007-04-06T07:07:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,383, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

A freak accident has turned Goose into a kid again. This causes the other Galaxy Rangers severe growing pains.

Unhappy Anniversary

2007-04-06T07:06:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,570, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

It's the anniversary of the disaster at Wolf Den and Goose is driving everyone crazy. The other Rangers decide to step in while BETA is still in one piece.

Born A Slave to Freedom

2007-04-06T07:04:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,358, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

Shortly after 'Supertroopers' Goose muses about his past and why he is proud to be a Galaxy Ranger instead of a Supertrooper.

Goose of the Dolphins

2007-04-06T07:02:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,194, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

How Shane Gooseman first met his dolphin friends Icarus and Winter.

Bright Lights, Big City

2007-04-06T07:01:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,994, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

What was young Shane Gooseman's first time in a city like? Here's my answer, pure insanity!

Exile From a Dark Eden

2007-04-06T07:00:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Galaxy Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,609, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

What went through Goose's mind right after the incident at Wolf Den?

By Popular Demand

2007-02-24T07:33:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,299, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-24-07
Status: Complete

The Joes escort Xavier to his college reunion, but it's Shipwreck that turns out to be the big man on campus. Meanwhile the Xavier Insitute holds it's first student body presidential elections.

Pop Culture Panic

2007-02-24T07:31:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,616, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-24-07
Status: Complete

It seems that mutants aren't immune to the freakshow that is the tabloid news. And it's giving Logan a headache.

My Name is Blob

2007-02-14T08:12:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Blob
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,743, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

Fred tries to make up for the past with Jean and Scott. Karma has a strange sense of humor.

Another Afternoon in Mutant Paradise

2007-02-13T12:04:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,975, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

Rahne and her friends just want to watch some TV on a typical afternoon at the Institute. The problem is that it IS a typical afternoon at the Institute.

Penny Goes To The Grocery Store

2007-01-19T14:35:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,875, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

Penny has another fun day out. Well fun for Penny anyway. Everyone else isn't so lucky.

The Not So Thin Mutant

2006-12-24T18:04:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 21,530, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Here it is! The remake of one of my favorite movies! A holiday story full of murder, blackmail, mayhem and martinis! Enjoy!

Fun With Mr Squirrel Head

2006-11-09T16:10:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,280, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

Penny shares her love of dismembered animal parts with the Xavier household. Needless to say, no one is exactly thrilled, especially Kitty.

Penny's Day Out

2006-11-02T12:22:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

See what fun Penny has from her point of view when she gets out of the mansion. That's why this story is more juvenile than usual.

Those Who Don't Remember History

2006-11-02T12:20:56-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Beast
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,441, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

Hank finds it a trifle irksome that his students would rather read crazy facts on the Internet rather than actually learn history. Go figure.

Mail Call

2006-10-13T11:10:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Beast
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,141, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-13-06
Status: Complete

The Misfits find out what crazy stuff the XMen sometimes get in the mail, which is nothing compared to what they have to go through to get it.

Synthoids R Us

2006-10-13T11:09:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,403, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-13-06
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander tries something really scary, coming up with a new plan to get some cash as well as inflate his already huge ego.

Another Productive Cobra Meeting

2006-09-16T14:25:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-16-06
Status: Complete

Once again, Cobra Commander calls a meeting in order to try and get his staff to agree on a budget. Problem is the only thing they can agree on is how much they hate each other.

Scott and Jean's High School Reunion

2006-07-04T07:59:21-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jean Grey & Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,707, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-4-06
Status: Complete

Set in the future, Scott and Jean attend their high school reunion and find that the more things change, the more they stay the same!

Jury Duty

2006-07-04T07:57:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rogue & Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,779, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-4-06
Status: Complete

Rogue, Jean, Scott and Hank get called for jury duty in this fun one shot on the 4th!

Penny and Pyro

2006-06-21T18:33:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Pyro
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,292, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-21-06
Status: Complete

Scott's worried about Pyro joining the Misfits and the damage he'd cause to the mansion. He should be more worried about some of his own teammates.

Brotherhood Sneaking in the Movies

2006-06-04T05:27:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,457, Reviews: 30 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood reviews X3 The Last Stand and gives their own opinions on the film. Those who don't want to know how the movie ends shouldn't listen to these spoilsports.

Misfit Wisdom

2006-05-20T05:31:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,894, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-20-06
Status: Complete

The Misfits come over to impart a few words of wisdom, or whatever passes for it. And it looks like the XMen might need it.

Interdimensional Dementia

2006-04-07T05:08:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 20, Words: 59,695, Reviews: 340 Updated: 4-7-06 Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

The Misfits and XMen take a little trip through other weird dimensions thanks to Forge's latest invention. But their travels have unintentional consequences that could affect not only their lives, but reality as they know it.

Cobra Commander's Day Off

2006-03-17T06:02:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,974, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

Inspired by a certain VH1 show, Cobra Commander decides to actually try taking a day off. Which is not a good thing for Destro.

Common Ground

2006-01-28T10:19:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,049, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-28-06
Status: Complete

An excerpt from EVOXMJ. Jean and Althea come to an understanding and learn they are more alike than they thought.

Homeland Insecurity

2006-01-13T09:56:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,960, Reviews: 21 Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

Two federal agents learn the hard way why it's not nice to spy on the XMen and Misfits.

Paintball Pandemonium

2006-01-11T05:51:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,952, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

The adults of the Misfits and XMen learn the hard way that a little paintball game is a bad thing.

The Great Paper Clip War

2006-01-11T05:49:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Multiple
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,655, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

Take a glimpse into the future as we read an excerpt from the Adult Jamie's memoirs. And we learn about what other insanity the XMen and Misfits got up to.

Happy Mutant Holidays

2006-01-06T17:32:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 12, Words: 23,974, Reviews: 126 Updated: 1-6-06 Published: 12-14-05
Status: Complete

It's holiday time again! See how the XMen and Misfits try to cope this year with family, friends, protestors, aliens and the imminent holiday disasters.

Evolution XMJ

2005-12-10T13:35:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 100, Words: 235,194, Reviews: 1151 Updated: 12-10-05 Published: 4-5-05
Status: Complete

Once again the XMen and Misfits are forced to deal with life changing missions, new friends and enemies, old friends and enemies, a powerful cosmic force and the occasional insane fiasco.

Sunday Drive

2005-12-10T13:26:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,728, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-10-05
Status: Complete

Logan and Hank are forced to take the Brotherhood camping. That is if the boys don't drive them crazy first. Gee what are the odds that's going to happen?

MNN News: The Big Breakup

2005-12-10T13:24:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Multiple
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-10-05
Status: Complete

Why did Jubilee and Bobby break up in EVOXMJ? Jamie knows the answer in this fun one shot.

Getting Down to Business

2005-12-06T14:29:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Fantastic 4
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,415, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-6-05
Status: Complete

Just another average night of humor with a dab of angst at the Baxter Building as the Fantastic Four try to figure out what to have for dinner.

No Thanks For Giving

2005-11-22T06:11:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,094, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

The XMen go to the Misfits for Thanksgiving in this cute one shot! Be thankful your holidays aren't like this!

That's Fantastic Misfits

2005-11-21T08:44:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,053, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-21-05
Status: Complete

The Misfits are sent to provide security for Reed Richard's new invention in this deranged one shot. Let's just say Reed needs more protection from Shipwreck's insanity.

Get Your Mojo On

2005-11-21T08:42:08-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,523, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-21-05
Status: Complete

A cute little one shot inspired by EVOXMJ. Mojo decides to not play favorites and decides to torment the enemies of the Misfits and XMen for fun and profit. Like that's a bad thing.

Halloween Hijinks

2005-10-31T08:03:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

Come join the XMen and Misfits as they have a fun Halloween bash at the Institute. Let's hope the place is still standing after the party.

What's New Emu?

2005-10-26T06:34:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,975, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

Once again the XMen get a headache when the Misfits drop in with some very unusual gifts. That and a new batch of lawsuits.

What a MESS

2005-10-26T06:33:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

PsycheOut starts another support group at the Institute! And it's driving Logan even crazier than he was before he was in the group!

More McGuffin Madness

2005-10-26T06:30:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,127, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

Another outtake from EVOXMJ! This time we get to see what else the Coyote did when he invaded the mansion. What didn't he do?

Burning Love, Burning Lawns

2005-10-26T06:29:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,606, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

Pyro decides it's time to show his love to Angelica in a big way. Or is it Amara? He's not really sure!

You Don't Say

2005-09-10T07:41:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,940, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-10-05
Status: Complete

Shipwreck and the Misfits crash another one of the Xmen's classes. Shipwreck hopes to impress Ororo by teaching. Too bad he never learned his lesson.

Changing Channels

2005-09-10T07:38:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-10-05
Status: Complete

And outtake from EVOXMJ. Having multiple personalites can be a bit of a problem as Legion finds out the hard way in this mad one shot.

That's My Girl

2005-09-10T07:35:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Fantastic 4
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-10-05
Status: Complete

Ben's still having trouble getting over his past, but with a little help of Alicia he might just get over his broken heart.

Quiet Please!

2005-08-27T07:37:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 667, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

All Kitty wants is some peace and quiet. Yeah, like that's going to happen at the XMansion.

Not Another Therapy Fic

2005-08-27T07:36:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Fantastic 4
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,829, Reviews: 53 Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

Sue drags the rest of the Fantastic Four to therapy. But the therapist might need some counseling when they reveal some of their...Personal problems.

X Marks The Scott

2005-08-20T10:23:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,557, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-20-05
Status: Complete

Forge's latest attempt at fixing an invention causes Scott to have a slight identity crisis. One that drives the entire Institute crazy!

No Such Thing As Bad Publicity

2005-08-20T10:21:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,718, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-20-05
Status: Complete

The XMen try to improve their problems with the Media by hiring a public relations expert. However the Misfits seem to be experts at causing trouble.

The Healing Touch

2005-08-20T10:19:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,093, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-20-05
Status: Complete

Lifeline and Low Light's lives become changed forever when Cobra learns Lifeline's secret. Completed fic.

Of Mutants and Mascots

2005-08-05T18:06:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,437, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

Tired of being vandalized by the students of Bayville High, the XMen pull a prank of their own with the Misfits cheering them on.

Need to Know

2005-08-05T18:04:58-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,588, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

The XMen and Misfits react to some startling news that actually affects all high school students in the entire country. Well that and what Trinity is doing to poor Warren...

Zymurgy For Dummies

2005-08-05T18:03:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,050, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

Shipwreck decides to teach the Misfit boys how to brew beer. You know this can't end well...

Under a Firey Sky

2005-08-05T18:01:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,643, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

What do superheroes do when other superheroes are saving the world? The Misfits and the XMen find out the hard way in this wacky one shot.

Knot Funny

2005-08-05T17:59:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Fantastic 4
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,549, Reviews: 37 Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

Reed Richards gets a little too caught up in his own experiments. You would think a guy that smart wouldn't do something as stupid as get himself into messes like these.

Read My List

2005-07-04T15:40:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,882, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-4-05
Status: Complete

The XMen and Misfits tell each other of their secret dreams of what they want to do with their lives, if they don't kill each other first.

Group Therapy is Not For Sissies

2005-06-13T07:02:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-13-05
Status: Complete

Set during Evo XMJ. The Insitute adults act more like their students during a weekly 'Teacher's Session'. Big surprise. Guest starring Ben Grimm.

Cry Havok

2005-06-04T12:58:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,030, Reviews: 70 Updated: 6-4-05 Published: 4-2-05
Status: Complete

How did Alex Summers end up as a hometown superhero? Will the characters stop squabilling over their scripts?Find out in this completed crazy fic!

A Walk in the Park in the Dark

2005-05-29T05:46:57-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,705, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-29-05
Status: Complete

When Lance has one of his little 'sleepwalking' incidents, Kitty and the rest of the XMen are dragged into a night of insanity. So what else is new?

To Tell the Truth

2005-05-29T05:45:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,893, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-29-05
Status: Complete

Forge makes a lie detector machine. If you think this is a good thing you're not being honest.

Important Questions of Our Time

2005-05-29T05:43:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,469, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-29-05
Status: Complete

The Misfits come to the Institute after a certain Star Wars movie and ponder the meaning of life. Well not really, they just torture the XMen which happens to give their lives meaning.

Excuses, Excuses

2005-05-13T07:00:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,803, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-13-05
Status: Complete

The adults of both the XMen and the Misfits compare lame excuses the kids have given them. They'd better come up with some good ones themselves soon...

Hey, I'm On TV

2005-05-13T06:58:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,465, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-13-05
Status: Complete

Xavier and Hank go on television to speak about mutant rights. Unfortunately Shipwreck also showed up. The insane companion story to Just Another Quiet Day In Bayville. So that's how the riot started...

Do Mutants Have Good Resumes?

2005-05-07T13:03:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 945, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-7-05
Status: Complete

The XMen look at some job websites and wonder that maybe they should post some resumes online themselves thanks to the chaos the students and Shipwreck create.

Just Another Quiet Day In Bayville

2005-05-07T13:01:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,424, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-7-05
Status: Complete

A typical day at the Institute leads to typical madness and complaints from the police in this fun little one shot. Typical.

Public Nuisance Number One

2005-04-29T06:13:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-29-05
Status: Complete

The XMen wonder if there is a group out there that is maligned as mutants when it comes to bad press and learns the shocking truth!

Valor, Venom and Other Stuff

2005-04-02T19:12:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 15, Words: 19,277, Reviews: 87 Updated: 4-2-05 Published: 2-27-05
Status: Complete

So what really happened during the movie 'Valor vs. Venom? Hawk is forced to disclose the shocking truth in this completed fic. In other words the movie is going to be seriously trashed. You have been warned.

Logan the Spider Slayer

2005-03-30T15:13:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,595, Reviews: 48 Published: 3-30-05
Status: Complete

Logan must come to grips with his latest challenge, taking care of a small spider infestation at the Institute.

Confessions of Princess Perfect

2005-03-30T15:11:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,535, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-30-05
Status: Complete

It's Jean's turn to rant and contemplate her lot in life. Surprise, she's not that happy with it.

Confessions of A Stick In The Mud

2005-03-30T15:10:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,881, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-30-05
Status: Complete

Scott does some thinking about how his life turned out. No wonder he's depressed.

Memories Are Made of This

2005-03-28T07:32:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 13, Words: 16,760, Reviews: 151 Updated: 3-28-05 Published: 2-27-05
Status: Complete

The X-Men and Misfits remember past incidents where things went wrong. Seems like some things never change! Read and review the hilarity in this completed fic!

Brotherhood TV Rides Again

2005-03-18T09:05:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,717, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-18-05
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood is back with their own show! And the XMen are slowly going out of their minds over it.

Confessions of a Former Wild Man

2005-03-18T09:03:43-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,627, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-18-05
Status: Complete

Logan reflects on his life at the Institute. And wonders why he stays instead of heading for the hills.

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

2005-03-18T09:01:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-18-05
Status: Complete

Just before the second season, General Hawk meets with Duke to find out where all the weirdness is coming from in this short one shot. He was better off not knowing.

Double Identity

2005-02-25T13:25:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Rogue
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,762, Reviews: 150 Updated: 2-25-05 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

As new mutants come to the mansion, Rogue is plagued by nightmares about her past. Is there more to them than meets the eye? If so who is behind them? Read the completed fic to find out!

Welcome to the Dark Side

2005-02-10T09:32:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Spyke
Chapters: 10, Words: 23,523, Reviews: 158 Updated: 2-10-05 Published: 1-21-05
Status: Complete

Evan begins his new life with the Hellions. He soon learns that the choices he's made and his new lifestyle comes with a price. The question is, is it too high? Completed Fic!

Bash Away All

2005-02-10T09:31:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,325, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-10-05
Status: Complete

After the guys go nuts during Just One Big Bash, the XLadies and the Misfit girls decide to hold a session of their own! About the guys! Uh oh...

Football Fiasco

2005-02-07T11:36:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,849, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-7-05
Status: Complete

The Misfits and X-Men get together for a little Super Bowl football fun. Let's just hope the Institute is still standing after this cute one shot!

Just One Big Bash

2005-02-03T06:47:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,752, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-3-05
Status: Complete

The XGuys and Misfit boys get together to trash Evan after some of his actions in Welcome to the Dark Side. Unfortunately, that's not all they end up trashing...

Another Day, Another Dumb Field Trip

2005-01-28T07:40:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,581, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-28-05
Status: Complete

A trip to a colonial village is a drag for both Misfits and XMen, until of course the Misfits decide to have some fun of their own.

Just Plain Batty

2005-01-28T07:39:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,676, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-28-05
Status: Complete

When Trinity comes over to the Institute to play and wreak their special brand of havoc, little does anyone know that for once their insanity will be put to good use! Especially against a dangerous intruder!

Insanity with a Side of Seagulls

2005-01-21T09:47:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,100, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-21-05
Status: Complete

The XMen learn that the Misfits, Forge's inventions, crazy bets, the Danger Room and seagulls are not a good combination the hard way.

Family Picnics are a Pain

2005-01-21T09:45:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Magneto & Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,609, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-21-05
Status: Complete

Magneto tries some family bonding with Pietro and Wanda outside the Brotherhood. But after a stowaway is discovered he wonders if he was better off bonding with duct tape instead.

Brotherhood TV

2005-01-13T07:26:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,205, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-13-05
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood invades a local cable station and continues on their mission to drive the XMen crazy! Fortunately it's a short trip.

Cabin Fever

2005-01-13T07:24:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,014, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-13-05
Status: Complete

What happens when you mix several bored XMen and Misfits, dancing, Forge's experiments, a song from the Muppets and a very harried cat? Huge therapy and construction bills!

Snow Fun

2005-01-05T13:01:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,379, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-5-05
Status: Complete

What do snowball fights, world records, snowmen, Misfits and X-Men have in common? A lot of trouble! Enjoy this mad little one shot!

New Year, Same Old Insanity

2004-12-31T12:11:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Prof. Charles Xavier
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,569, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

As the Misfits and XMen gather for one last bash before the New Year begins, Xavier tries to impose some new resolutions on the gang. Needless to say they are broken before the New Year even begins! Happy New Year everyone!

Holidays Are Hazardous to Your Health

2004-12-25T08:52:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 12, Words: 20,701, Reviews: 152 Updated: 12-25-04 Published: 12-16-04
Status: Complete

Celebrate the holidays with the XMen and Misfits. With enough TV inspired madness, bickering relatives and stupid antics this is definitely not gonna be your typical Christmas fic! Finally finished in time for the holidays!

Holiday Nuts

2004-12-25T08:51:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,031, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-25-04
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood and XMen comiserate when two of their teammates go out of control and start singing as they destroy things.

This Soap Opera Called Life

2004-12-15T10:21:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 100, Words: 165,998, Reviews: 1001 Updated: 12-15-04 Published: 8-8-04
Status: Complete

The latest completed chapter in the lives of the Misfits and X-Men is filled with new enemies, new allies, new dangers as well as riots, plots to take over the world, madcap insanity and a murder or two.

What Really Happened To Thunderbird

2004-11-16T06:17:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-16-04
Status: Complete

Another TSOCL outtake! This is an alternate ending to Thunderbird's fate. Consider what almost was or could have been...

Sleeping With The Idiots

2004-11-02T10:24:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,545, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-2-04
Status: Complete

Another TSOCL outtake! Kurt's forced to share a room with Todd and Xi. But no one will sleep due to Xi's craving for cookies, insane uninvited guests, and what is possibly the stupidest theological argument ever...

A Halloween Tail

2004-10-30T08:41:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,853, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-30-04
Status: Complete

The XMen and Misfits throw a small Halloween bash,even though most of them weren't planning on wearing costumes. However that changes thanks to Kitty's cooking.

Scenes From a Study Hall

2004-10-30T08:37:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,614, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-30-04
Status: Complete

The XMen try to have a relaxing study hall. Of course they do anything but relax, especially when the Misfits come to call!

Mutants In Therapy Is So Much Fun

2004-10-27T12:28:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,863, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

Once again the XMen and Misfits are engaged in the most dangerous combat known to man: Group Therapy! Will anyone survive? What do you think?

Be All You Shouldn't Be

2004-10-27T12:26:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,933, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

The Misfits learn about Shipwreck's bizzare idea to drum up new recruits while watching the World Series. It's official, there's a team under an even bigger curse than the Red Sox!

The Cobra Cocktail Party

2004-10-27T12:23:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,850, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

Destro and the Baroness throw a party. Pity they had to invite guests to it.

Know Your Joe: Rock and Roll

2004-10-27T12:22:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 685, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

Yet another fun interview fic. Will the gang ever learn their lesson? Probably not.

Know Your Joe: Deep Six

2004-10-27T12:21:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse pester another victim for an interview and get more than they bargained for.

Living With Mutants is Hazardous to Your Health

2004-10-16T13:03:50-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,118, Reviews: 75 Updated: 10-16-04 Published: 10-2-04
Status: Complete

Ororo's sister and her husband have come to live at the XMansion and can't wait until they leave. Set during TSOCL and will have plenty of random adult torture.

Dads Get Growing Pains Too

2004-10-02T13:02:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,952, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-2-04
Status: Complete

Logan learns the hard way that having daughters even if one's a clone and the other is 'adopted' is not as easy as he thought! Especially when he has to take them shopping for 'personal items'.

What Do The Normal Girls Do?

2004-10-02T13:01:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-2-04
Status: Complete

A fluffy Misift bonding fic with Angelica, Spyder and Lina as they contempate how normal girls their age live and what exactly is normal anyway?

Know Your Joe: Cross Country

2004-10-02T12:59:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 589, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-2-04
Status: Complete

Another Joe gets interviewed and more stuff gets broken. What more could you ask for in this fun fic?

Smile For the Camera

2004-09-25T16:08:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,671, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-25-04
Status: Complete

The XMen and The Misfits aren't happy at how the media portrays the mutants. Particulary one entertainment reporter with ties to both groups! Time to torture someone new for the fun of it!

Putting Up With Pyro

2004-09-25T16:06:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Pyro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,155, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-25-04
Status: Complete

Set during TSOCL. Pyro is driving Magneto crazy! If you are looking for the meaning of life or something profound, look somewhere else. If you want crazy villian torture, you've come to the right place!

Night Rounds

2004-09-25T16:04:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Wolverine & X23
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-25-04
Status: Complete

A short little X23 and Logan bonding fluff I thought up. Awww, isn't that cute?

Yet Another Saturday Night of Insanity

2004-09-18T08:31:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

Stuck at home the XMen are going stir crazy and the Misfits are helping them! Yeah another outtake of TSOCL!

The Problems with Parrots

2004-09-18T08:29:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,374, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

Polly the Parrot is causing a lot of trouble and as usual the XMen are getting blamed for it! I've been watching way too many sitcoms...

A Walk With Shipwreck

2004-09-18T08:28:16-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,532, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

What happened in that deleted scene when Ororo asked Shipweck to take a walk with her in This Soap Opera Called Life? Here's the answer!

Misfit Phone Call Fun

2004-09-18T08:26:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,184, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

The Misfits have rung up the phone bill again, oh dear. Roadblock's getting stressed.

It's Not Easy Being Evil

2004-09-06T07:44:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,662, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-6-04
Status: Complete

Cobra Commander calls a meeting to try and cook up some new plot to take over the world. Unfortunately his staff are running out of ideas.

Misfits are a Mystery

2004-08-27T16:45:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,659, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-27-04
Status: Complete

An outtake from 'This Soap Opera Called Life'. When the police interrogate the Misfits they wind up with more problems than a murder!

Mouse in the House

2004-08-20T10:39:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,602, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

The Xavier Institute is invaded by their most devious enemy ever...a mouse! Laugh along as the XMen and Misfits try to remove the rascally rodent.

Stop the Presses

2004-08-20T10:37:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Multiple
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

Jamie starts a school newspaper, much to the annoyance of Scott and Jean. Then the Misfits decide to get in on the act!

Cuddle Me

2004-08-13T08:03:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,938, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-13-04
Status: Complete

Late night insanity with the Misfits and XMen. Sorry Xavier, nobody's getting any sleep tonight.

Know Your Joe: Ace

2004-08-13T08:01:43-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-13-04
Status: Complete

Once again Short Fuse and Quick Kick interview another Joe while the rest of the team wishes that the new fall season would hurry up already!

It's Good To Be The Rogue

2004-07-29T06:16:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rogue
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,744, Reviews: 167 Updated: 7-29-04 Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

Rogue has problems, but one day in her life really puts things into perspective! Therapy sessions gone wrong, spying on dates and bitter ex girlfriends! What more could you ask for in this completed fic?

Warning: Idiots Among Us

2004-07-18T12:57:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,660, Reviews: 29 Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood has fun with warning labels.

Know Your Joe: Bazooka

2004-07-18T12:56:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 715, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse interview Bazooka this time, much to everyone's regret!

Gambit Vs Mr Cuddles

2004-07-06T07:37:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,655, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-6-04
Status: Complete

PsycheOut's new therapy for Rogue is really annoying Remy, while the Misfits annoy the XMen and the lack of knowing what's going on really annoys Warren and John.

Fun on the Fourth

2004-07-06T07:35:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-6-04
Status: Complete

The Misfits, Joes and XMen celebrate the 4th of July like only they can. We're in trouble!

Brotherhood Errands

2004-06-08T06:02:57-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-8-04
Status: Complete

Yup, it's another wacky Brotherhood goes to the grocery store fics! Pyro makes some new friends, Todd gets some new clothes, Fred eats new food and Lance gets a new headache!

Guys I Shrunk the Adults

2004-05-21T05:26:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,858, Reviews: 152 Updated: 5-21-04 Published: 5-11-04
Status: Complete

Forge invents a shrink ray. Of course it goes off at the worst possible time. And then the Misfits show up! Now the X-Men have problems, big problems!. R&R the completed insanity!

Just Shoot Me

2004-05-10T15:50:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,785, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

The Misfits try to pose for a family picture. Try is the operative word here.

The Old Moron and the Sea

2004-05-10T15:48:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,647, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Shipwreck tries his hand at teaching literature to the Misfits. Hemmingway is probably rolling over in his grave as we speak.

Another Productive Teachers' Meeting

2004-05-10T15:46:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,961, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

A look into what goes on at those teachers' meetings at the Xavier Institute. It's not just the students that need help.

Clone Alone

2004-05-10T15:42:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: X23
Chapters: 1, Words: 891, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

X23 vs the Dreadnoks. Three guesses who wins.

Hyacinth Bucket Vs Diana Trent

2004-05-10T15:35:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: British Comedy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,081, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Crossover between Keeping Up Appearances and Waiting for God. Hyacinth decides to speak at a local retirement home as well as check her father into it. Guess who she runs into?

Date With A Vampire

2004-04-30T10:46:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,393, Reviews: 188 Updated: 4-30-04 Published: 4-16-04
Status: Complete

Storm has a date but there are a few problems: 1-He's Dracula, 2-He's married, 3-The X-Men, Misfits and several other uninvited guests are spying on them! Crossover with the movie Love at First Bite! R&R the complete insanity!

Mutants on Film

2004-04-16T09:01:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,698, Reviews: 181 Updated: 4-16-04 Published: 4-4-04
Status: Complete

When Kitty wins a date with one of Hollywood's most hottest actors, insanity reigns supreme as both Misfits and XMen get into the act! R&R all the star studded insanity!

Firestar's Day Off

2004-04-01T10:15:16-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,523, Reviews: 127 Updated: 4-1-04 Published: 3-18-04
Status: Complete

What happened when Angelica, Spyder and the Triplets were left behind in 'No Mutant is an Island? Lots of insanity that's what! R&R the insane completed fic!

Great Literature According to Thunderbird

2004-03-27T17:11:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,457, Reviews: 200 Updated: 3-27-04 Published: 3-16-04
Status: Complete

A spin off from 'No Mutant is an Island'. The XMen come up with interesting interpretations of some of the most over used novels in English class!

No Mutant is an Island

2004-03-18T10:06:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,159, Reviews: 102 Updated: 3-18-04 Published: 3-11-04
Status: Complete

The X-Men and Misfits deal with the strangest mutant ever! On top of that, John Proudstar joins the Institute as its newest instructor! R&R the exciting completed fic!

So You Wanna Be In Pictures?

2004-03-08T16:17:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Beast
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,679, Reviews: 92 Updated: 3-8-04 Published: 2-29-04
Status: Complete

Hank's idea for a student film festival with both X-Men and Misfits participating gets the typical results. You guessed it, lots of insanity! Read and Review the wild ride in this completed fic!

Misfit Therapy

2004-03-08T16:17:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-8-04
Status: Complete

Lina and Angelica learn what a typical group therapy session with the Misfits is like.

You're All Wet

2004-03-03T11:00:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,206, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-3-04
Status: Complete

New recruit Thornn has a problem. How do you teach a girl who's part cat how to swim? Very carefully as the XMen and Misfits find out the hard way!

Real Ninjas Don't Do Laundry

2004-03-03T10:58:21-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-3-04
Status: Complete

It turns out that there's something else Althea's not good at, other than acting like a sane human being...

Ebon's Big Surprise

2004-03-03T10:51:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Static Shock
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,272, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-3-04
Status: Complete

Ebon learns the hard way that it's not a good idea for Metahumans to drink chemicals they don't understand.

The Day Mr Lynch Went Crazy

2004-03-03T10:50:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 947, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-3-04
Status: Complete

A Home Movies fic. From the episode 'Honkey Magoo', where Mr. Lynch has a nervous breakdown in class, but nobody seems to care.

A Tale of Two Angels

2004-03-02T15:41:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,106, Reviews: 125 Updated: 3-2-04 Published: 2-23-04
Status: Complete

Angelica Jones and Angelina 'Lina' Chakram are the newest recruits for the Misfits. This is how they learn to deal with being mutants and fitting into the Misfits! R&R all the angst, romance and insanity!

I Hate New People

2004-02-20T07:37:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 100, Words: 82,065, Reviews: 519 Updated: 2-20-04 Published: 1-10-04
Status: Complete

Fic 400! The lives of the X-Men and Misfits gets even more complicated when more new people enter their lives! And I mean a lot of new people! R&R all the madness in this completed fic as lives are changed forever!

Everybody Loves Duncan Torture

2004-01-21T13:37:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-21-04
Status: Complete

Another 'I Hate New People' Outtake. This one's a fan request! The Misfits make Duncan pay for his treatment of Jean in the chapter 'Day by Day'.

Utter Bedlam

2004-01-21T13:34:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,372, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-21-04
Status: Complete

There's much madness at the Xavier Institute thanks to one of it's newest recruits and a small prank war.

What's In a Freaking Name

2004-01-21T13:32:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-21-04
Status: Complete

It's not easy being Wavedancer! Especially when she finds out she's not who she thinks she is. Thanks a lot Shipwreck!

A Day in the Life of the Brotherhood

2004-01-21T13:31:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,567, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-21-04
Status: Complete

What is a typical day with the Brotherhood like? Here's an interesting answer!

The New Guy

2004-01-09T13:17:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,733, Reviews: 83 Updated: 1-9-04 Published: 1-2-04
Status: Complete

The bizzare sequel to 'Electric Dreams! You've all read those 'new mutant on the team' fics right? But what happens when the new teammate is human? Find out when the Misfits finally get some new teammates! R&R all the insanity!

Electric Dreams

2004-01-01T06:34:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,553, Reviews: 80 Updated: 1-1-04 Published: 12-19-03
Status: Complete

The X-Men face their greatest challenge! Arcade! R&R all the madness in this completed fic! Prepare for life changing shocks and surprises to welcome in the New Year!

Another New Year's With the Brotherhood

2003-12-25T09:21:16-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,813, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-25-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood create another memorable New Year's Eve disaster! Neither Magneto nor the XMen will ever forget this no matter how hard they try! Happy New Year!

If You Give Xi A Cookie

2003-12-25T09:19:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,030, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-25-03
Status: Complete

Just a typical day of Misfit madness. Xi's hyper on cookies, the adults have gone nuts, Pietro's ticked off Wanda and Lance is wondering what he's done to deserve this.

The Misfit Island Adventure

2003-12-24T07:47:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,854, Reviews: 99 Updated: 12-24-03 Published: 12-16-03
Status: Complete

After the events of 'Tremors of the Past', the Misfits go off to a tropical island for some training. Of course they run into trouble! R&R this completed fun fic filled with giant surprises...litterally.

The Brotherhood Christmas Bash

2003-12-23T08:32:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,811, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-23-03
Status: Complete

Enjoy the season with the Brotherhood and some special guests! Happy Holidays People!

Christmas Madness With The Misfits

2003-12-19T10:43:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,476, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-19-03
Status: Complete

A happy holiday fic where the Misfits come to the Xavier mansion to spread their own cheer! And they meet a few other guests as well!

Raiders of the XMansion

2003-12-16T07:45:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,170, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-16-03
Status: Complete

When the XMen call Todd to help them with a problem only he can solve, the other Brotherhood members come for the ride and to have a little fun of their own.

Don't Mess With the Misfits

2003-12-15T08:38:43-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-15-03
Status: Complete

Trinity decides that it's time for some serious payback after they learn what Bobby did to Lance in Tremors of the Past.

Tremors of the Past

2003-12-15T08:36:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,470, Reviews: 149 Updated: 12-15-03 Published: 12-5-03
Status: Complete

The past of one Misfit and the present of one X-Man collide, forcing shocking secrets to be revealed. Will anything ever be the same again? Find out the shocking secrets in this completed fic!

Toad and The Gumball Machine of Doom

2003-12-10T05:23:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 856, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

Todd and the rest of the Brotherhood have an encounter with a gumball machine.

Back to Nature With the Brotherhood

2003-12-10T05:21:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,259, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

For those people who believe the woods are a perfect place to find peace and quiet you don't know the Brotherhood very well.

Know Your Joe's Relationship Problems

2003-12-10T05:19:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

Despite popular appeal, Short Fuse and Quick Kick take to the airwaves again for an exclusive on Falcon and Jinx's relationship. They get more than they bargained for including a trip to the intensive care unit.

Another Week of Random Madness

2003-12-05T06:35:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 100, Words: 67,888, Reviews: 484 Updated: 12-5-03 Published: 10-16-03
Status: Complete

Rollercoaster sequel to 'My Dinner with Nightcrawler'. Tons of random adventures, wild secrets and more guest stars than you can shake a stick at make for an interesting week and a few days! R&R this wild completed fic!

Who Said I Wanted to be A Role Model?

2003-11-26T05:07:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,716, Reviews: 105 Updated: 11-26-03 Published: 10-16-03
Status: Complete

The Joes have their toughest assignment ever: mentoring some mutant teenagers called the Misfits! Crossover with X-Men Evolution. Enjoy the completed madness and wonder who is exactly teaching who!

Study Time is Fun Time

2003-11-26T05:05:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,453, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

Lance is trying to study for his GEDs. Of course the Brotherhood does anything but help him.

Consider Yourself at Home

2003-11-26T05:02:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,674, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

When Pyro moves in with the Brotherhood, the gang throws a feast to remember which the XMen will never forget no matter how hard they try!

Confessions of A Human Girlfriend

2003-11-26T04:57:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,417, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

There are 2 sides to every story. This is Taryn's and what happened to her around 'Day of Reckoning' and 'Mainstream'.

Brotherhood Ascension

2003-10-31T05:32:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,912, Reviews: 65 Updated: 10-31-03 Published: 10-27-03
Status: Complete

Here it is. What happened with the Brotherhood during Ascension? Find out in this completed five part fic! Celebrate the joys, tears and triumphs as the fourth season ends for our favorite bad boys (And girl).

Grocery Shopping With Pyro

2003-10-27T09:07:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,128, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-27-03
Status: Complete

Here's something scary, it turns out there's someone crazier to bring to a supermarket than the Brotherhood!

Pyro's Day Off

2003-10-16T05:39:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Pyro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,782, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-16-03
Status: Complete

A bored Pyro decides to go visit the Brotherhood. Takes place around 'Cajun Spice'.

Come Fly Joe Air

2003-10-16T05:34:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-16-03
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse learn the hard way why Ripcord is glad to be a paratrooper and why not to fly with Wild Bill in this crazy little interview.

My Dinner With Nightcrawler

2003-10-09T06:01:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,041, Reviews: 129 Updated: 10-9-03 Published: 9-29-03
Status: Complete

Amanda's parents agree to give Kurt another chance, so Xavier arranges a small get to know you dinner. Unfortunately certain people crash the party. R& R the completed fic!

Who Needs Therapy?

2003-10-01T05:33:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,680, Reviews: 28 Published: 10-1-03
Status: Complete

PsycheOut tries out a new therapy tool on Beach Head, Low Light, Snake Eyes and the others. Duke may end up needing therapy after this.

I've Put a Spell on You

2003-09-29T05:41:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,268, Reviews: 68 Updated: 9-29-03 Published: 9-12-03
Status: Complete

Dr. Strange and his bumbling apprentice show up at the X-Mansion just as some other important visitors arrive. Warning: Inspired by too much coffee and cartoons, this may be my most insane completed fic yet!

Downslide

2003-09-29T05:40:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,299, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-29-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood are faced with antimutant backlash which changes their outlook. Takes place during 'Uprising'.

Know Your Joe: Tunnel Rat

2003-09-26T06:45:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,431, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-26-03
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse head to the sewers for their strangest interview yet. And with the Joes that's saying something.

Casual Friday at the Brotherhood House

2003-09-23T09:19:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-23-03
Status: Complete

See how the Brotherhood amuse themselves on a typical day. Takes place during 'Sins of the Son'.

Xi Flying High

2003-09-18T05:42:08-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-18-03
Status: Complete

Xi of the Misfits is not having a good day, and neither is anyone around him! Time for more madness and fun in this little one shot fic!

Teacher Torture

2003-09-18T05:40:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cyclops & Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 799, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-18-03
Status: Complete

During 'Target X' Scott and Jean are having trouble taking control of the classroom. Yes it's time to torture the newest instructors of the Xavier Institute!

Know Your Joe: Meet Airtight

2003-09-18T05:38:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,521, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-18-03
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse interview Airtight and soon wish they hadn't!

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

2003-09-12T05:26:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,417, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-12-03
Status: Complete

The XMen and Misfits play a little baseball which quickly becomes a game of Mutant Ball AKA Let's Torture the Adults Ball!

Mutants Behind Bars

2003-09-09T09:12:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 18 Published: 9-9-03
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what the XMen were talking about when they were in police custody during 'No Good Deed? Wonder no more!

Know Your Joe: Meet Tripwire

2003-09-09T09:07:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,455, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-9-03
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse interview everyone's favorite mine detector! Actually he's their only mine detector...

Come Fly With Me

2003-09-05T05:30:01-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 5,520, Reviews: 72 Updated: 9-5-03 Published: 8-22-03
Status: Complete

Kurt and Amanda reluctantly join Todd and Althea on a double date. What madness shall befall them? R&R the completed fic and see for yourself!

Of Psychos and Sea Serpents

2003-09-05T05:27:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,361, Reviews: 63 Updated: 9-5-03 Published: 8-22-03
Status: Complete

Scott and some other X-Men are forced to go to a 'New Age Therapy Camp' along with some of the Misfits. Meanwhile Bazooka takes Jamie fishing. Meet lake monsters, insane camp facilitators and a new group of mutants in this completed fic!

Mutant Word Games

2003-09-04T05:26:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 4,597, Reviews: 66 Updated: 9-4-03 Published: 8-22-03
Status: Complete

More multichapter madness as the XMen and Misfits are forced to play a word game. Another one of PsycheOut's insane ideas to bring them together! Will it work? What do you think?

How The Mighty Have Fallen

2003-08-31T18:14:58-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,200, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-31-03
Status: Complete

After the events of 'Impact', Pietro gets what's coming to him. Big time. Just something I'd like to see happen in the show.

Mystique's Wake

2003-08-31T18:13:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-31-03
Status: Complete

When Mystique is turned to stone, the Brotherhood decide on a way to show their respect, or lack of it...

101 Uses For A Stone Mystique

2003-08-31T18:11:52-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,373, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-31-03
Status: Complete

How do the Brotherhood carry on when their former leader is turned to stone? Quite well actually. Takes place during Impact.

Getting to Know Your Local Mess Hall Cook

2003-08-31T18:08:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,621, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-31-03
Status: Complete

Quick Kick and Short Fuse put on a little interview show just for the fun of it, even though nobody else is amused.

Spring Break Brotherhood Style

2003-08-26T09:46:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-26-03
Status: Complete

So what was the Brotherhood doing while the XMen were on vacation in 'Cruise Control? Having a good time and causing mayhem,what else?

Forecast Dark Horizons With a Chance of Showers

2003-08-20T10:46:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,411, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-20-03
Status: Complete

So where did the Brotherhood disappear to during 'Dark Horizons? The XMansion of course to help themselves to free food and catch up on the news!

Insanity by the Sea

2003-08-20T10:44:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,994, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-20-03
Status: Complete

The Misfits and XMen take off to the beach and have some insane fun, and get into a few fights.

Don't Come Knocking At My Door

2003-08-20T06:28:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Scarlet Witch
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-20-03
Status: Complete

Wanda has a new hobby, tormenting door to door salesmen.

Midol is a Guy's Best Friend

2003-08-18T05:26:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,801, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood Boys learn about the benefits of Midol. Actually one of them seems to get a little too involved with it.

The McGuffin Incident

2003-08-18T05:19:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,353, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

When fooling around in Shipwreck's loot stash the guys accidentally unleash a certain imaginary Coyote from Lance's mind. And then things start to get weird.

The Thunderstorm Blues

2003-08-18T05:17:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,611, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

The Misfit boys try not to freak out during a thunderstorm as Shipwreck tries out his latest crazy scheme.

Pool Party Pandemonium

2003-08-18T05:15:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 993, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

While the XMen and Misfits celebrate Tabitha's birthday by the pool, the XAdults try to hold onto their sanity.

A Little Nudity Never Hurt Anyone

2003-08-18T05:13:56-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

When Lance is in the hospital, Althea convinces Kitty on a way to make him feel better. Of course things don't go according to plan. Rating's for safety reasons. Nothing really bad happens, unless you count accidental electricution...

Mean and Green

2003-08-07T05:37:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,596, Reviews: 72 Updated: 8-7-03 Published: 7-27-03
Status: Complete

The Misfits are on a new mission: Stop the Incredible Hulk! May god help us all. R&R the completed fic full of insanity and adventure. And one or two hissy fits !

When Penguins Attack

2003-08-04T05:41:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,617, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-4-03
Status: Complete

When a nosy reporter tries to do an expose on GI Joe, Shipwreck comes up with a plan to save the day.

Brotherhood Summer

2003-07-16T09:46:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,571, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-16-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood goes to the beach in order to cool off and celebrate summer! Final instalment of the 'Brotherhood Seasons' series.

Trinity's Birthday Bash

2003-07-16T09:42:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,456, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-16-03
Status: Complete

It's the Delgato Triplets' birthday and both Misfits and XMen are invited to the wild party!

Funerals Are Fun

2003-07-14T11:48:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,519, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-14-03
Status: Complete

You've heard about pet funerals right? Well the XMen learn the hard way that the Misfits are masters of madness at whatever they do! Even a simple animal service doesn't go without disasters!

Love, Brotherhood Style

2003-07-13T08:28:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,422, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-13-03
Status: Complete

Just a typical day in the love lives of the Brotherhood. Todd tries to win Wanda's heart Again! Pietro tries to juggle several dates while Fred and Lance struggle not to throw up.

Bonds of Comfort and Pain

2003-07-11T05:20:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,507, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-11-03
Status: Complete

Todd, Xi and Fred tease Lance then comfort him when he has an attack. Lots of friendship fluff inside.

Another Three Hour Tour Gone Wrong

2003-07-09T05:29:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-9-03
Status: Complete

Shipwreck decides to teach Kitty how to sail a sailboat using very unorthodox methods. Of course the Misfits have their fun at this!

It's A Sign

2003-07-09T05:27:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 23 Published: 7-9-03
Status: Complete

It's the latest craze at the Xavier Institute: Mutant Astrology! And Xavier isn't the only one getting a headache from it!

An Avalanche of Avalanches

2003-07-04T13:41:57-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,377, Reviews: 133 Updated: 7-4-03 Published: 6-19-03
Status: Complete

When a Baby Avalanche Clone from the Mojoverse pops in, it means big trouble for the X-Men! R&R the completed fic and see what happens when his little friends follow him to the mansion!

Adventures in Washington DC

2003-06-25T05:08:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,342, Reviews: 65 Updated: 6-25-03 Published: 6-15-03
Status: Complete

Part 3 of the Trilogy is completed! What happens to Xavier and Hank? They run into Hawk and some other odd characters! Xavier and Kelly torture abound!

Adventures in Camping

2003-06-16T06:36:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,460, Reviews: 105 Updated: 6-16-03 Published: 5-27-03
Status: Complete

Companion to 'Adventures in Babysitting'. What happens to the rest of the X-Men as they go camping? They run into the Misfits of course, not to mention other crazy characters! Completed fic!

Adventures in Babysitting

2003-05-31T06:04:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,265, Reviews: 87 Updated: 5-31-03 Published: 5-17-03
Status: Complete

Jean and Scott make a deal with Althea to watch her insane siblings for the weekend! Too bad Polly and Lockheed also tag along as well! R&R the completed fic and all the madness inside!

All's Fair in Love and War

2003-05-25T05:21:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,420, Reviews: 104 Updated: 5-25-03 Published: 5-12-03
Status: Complete

Lance and Peter decide to duel for Kitty's heart. The problem is she can't choose between the two of them! R&R the complete fic to see what insanity ensues!

Brotherhood School

2003-05-12T05:41:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-12-03
Status: Complete

Pietro takes it upon himself to educate the Brotherhood. You would have think he'd have learned his lesson long ago...

That Darn Dragon

2003-05-08T05:33:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,788, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-8-03
Status: Complete

Scott and the XBoys have had it with Lockheed driving them crazy, so they plan to get even. They should have known better than to mess with a dragon!

Eau de Shipwreck

2003-05-08T05:32:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,255, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-8-03
Status: Complete

After hearing about Lance's love potion fiasco, Shipwreck decides to give it a go himself. Of course he makes an even bigger mess out of it than Lance did!

Eau de Avalanche

2003-05-01T10:56:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,671, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-1-03
Status: Complete

Lance discovers that GI Joe has a formula for a love potion. Of course this gives him ideas and of course his plans backfire big time!

This is No Picnic

2003-05-01T10:54:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,447, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-1-03
Status: Complete

The Misfits go on a picnic to relax. However thanks to some unwanted guests, they do anything but!

The Battle for Breakfast

2003-05-01T10:53:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,205, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-1-03
Status: Complete

The XMen have had it with the Misfits stealing their breakfast every morning, so they decide to do something about it!

Million Dollar Date

2003-05-01T10:52:28-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,222, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-1-03
Status: Complete

After the events of 'Million Dollar Medic' Lifeline and Bree have their first date, unaware certain unwanted vistiors are tagging along.

Just Another Week in the Lives of Mutants

2003-04-26T08:03:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 20, Words: 36,837, Reviews: 178 Updated: 4-26-03 Published: 3-28-03
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Birthday Party'. What happens after Rogue's Birthday? A week filled with mayhem, fighting, romance, prejudice, dimension traveling, long lost relatives, lawsuits and plenty of insanity! R&R the completed fic!

Babies on Film

2003-03-28T05:40:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-28-03
Status: Complete

Todd decides to do a documentary on Baby Beak and Little C in this cute fic. Of course, the babies have other ideas.

When it Rains, it Pours

2003-03-28T05:37:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,847, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-28-03
Status: Complete

My own twisted take on what happened at the end of New XMen 138 Or what should have happened! Xavier invites a televison crew to cover the prizegiving ceremony live for some good PR. It backfires big time!

Useless Trivia on a Tuesday Afternoon

2003-03-15T07:00:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 24 Published: 3-15-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood decide to educate themselves with trivia.

Down at the Dollar Store

2003-03-15T06:59:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,308, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-15-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood goes on a typical shopping trip at a not so typical store. Of course more insanity follows them. Typical.

It's The Mr Squinky Show!

2003-03-15T06:57:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,259, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-15-03
Status: Complete

Baby Beak and Little C want some attention, so the Misfit Boys decide to play with them and put on a show.

My Big Fat Mutant Birthday Party

2003-03-12T05:26:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 23,491, Reviews: 111 Updated: 3-12-03 Published: 2-28-03
Status: Complete

It's Rogue's Birthday, but she doesn't feel like celebrating. She's having a party she doesn't want and is not happy with the guest list. Complete with Misfits, jocks, snooty chaperones and a drunken Jean! Find out if Rogue will stay or run away from home

Puzzled

2003-02-28T05:47:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,693, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-28-03
Status: Complete

Pietro's efforts to get the Brotherhood involved in more protests against humankind are thwarted when Fred and Todd decide to work on a jigsaw puzzle.

Career Day for Dummies

2003-02-25T05:59:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 6,821, Reviews: 41 Updated: 2-25-03 Published: 2-21-03
Status: Complete

Xavier decides to have a Career Day at the Institute to improve student morale. Unfortunately for him, only GI Joe shows up! R&R this cute little completed fic!

Animal Crossing World

2003-02-21T05:56:39-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: Animal Crossing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-21-03
Status: Complete

A little parody of the song, 'Five O'Clock World' in tribute to my latest obsession.

The Trouble With Teleportation

2003-02-19T08:27:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 12, Words: 19,931, Reviews: 103 Updated: 2-19-03 Published: 2-3-03
Status: Complete

A Misfit story! When Lance starts moping over his long distance relationship with Kitty, he finds an unorthodox solution that threatens to drive all the X-Men insane! Will they retain their sanity? Completed fic! Let the madness begin!

Blast From The Past

2003-02-01T09:03:53-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,930, Reviews: 68 Updated: 2-1-03 Published: 1-17-03
Status: Complete

When Trinity is assigned to help SHEILD with a new invention, they stumble across the secret of Captain America. R&R the shocking, insane completed fic and find out what happens.

Consider Yourself One Of Us

2003-01-24T05:38:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,835, Reviews: 70 Updated: 1-24-03 Published: 1-16-03
Status: Complete

A brand new Misfit story! When Low Light is having trouble dealing with his abilites, the Misfits decide to help him. With help like this, no wonder he's confused! R&R all 10 chapters of the completed fic and find out if his sanity will hold out!

Nuts in the Attic

2003-01-16T06:00:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,840, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-16-03
Status: Complete

When the Brotherhood decides to clean out the attic for some cash, they find nothing but insanity!

Toad and the TwoHeaded Turtle

2003-01-16T05:59:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-16-03
Status: Complete

Todd finds himself another unusual pet which leads to the usual insanity!

Another Night of Philosophical Debate

2003-01-10T07:40:14-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,206, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-10-03
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood spend some more 'quality time ' togehter. If you are looking for stupid arguments, mindless destruction and just the gang getting in trouble, this is your fic!

The Return of Brotherhood Radio

2003-01-09T05:43:34-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,113, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-9-03
Status: Complete

Once again the Brotherhood takes to the airwaves in their quest to annoy everyone!

SelfObsessed

2003-01-09T05:41:27-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Magneto
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 31 Published: 1-9-03
Status: Complete

After 'Self Possessed' it turns out other people were affected by Rogue's power surge!

Those Left Behind

2003-01-09T05:40:02-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Berzerker & Storm
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,065, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-9-03
Status: Complete

After 'XTreme Measures', as Storm struggles with Evan's departure, Ray struggles with his own past with the Morlocks.

Night of the Firefly

2003-01-09T05:38:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Boom Boom
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-9-03
Status: Complete

An outtake from 'The Misfit Chronicles! Ever wonder what happened when Mystique sent Firefly to blow up the XMansion? Wonder no more!

The Misfit Chronicles

2003-01-05T08:08:35-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 100, Words: 157,484, Reviews: 655 Updated: 1-5-03 Published: 11-7-02
Status: Complete

Fic #300! X-Men Evo/GI Joe crossover! What happens to the former members of the Brotherhood after 'Parallel Lives? Definitely not your average mutants on a military base fic! R&R the complete fic and see what all the insanity is about!

It's Fun Watching The Nuts On New Year's Eve

2002-12-29T12:27:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-29-02
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what New Year's is like at the Pit and Cobra Headquarters? Read and find out!

Spa Games

2002-11-15T11:43:17-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,165, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-15-02
Status: Complete

In another one of Pietro's 'brilliant' ideas, the Brotherhood go to a spa to relax and fix themselves up.

Welcome Back Wanda

2002-11-15T11:40:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-15-02
Status: Complete

Set right after 'The Toad, the Witch and the Wardrobe' ends, the Brotherhood wonder how best to welcome back Wanda among other things.

XTreme Insanity Reigns

2002-11-10T07:10:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,269, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-10-02
Status: Complete

How does the Brotherhood react to the events in 'XTreme Measures? With Pietro around, how do you think they'd react?

She Drives Like Crazy

2002-11-08T11:33:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 8,368, Reviews: 135 Updated: 11-8-02 Published: 11-2-02
Status: Complete

The X-Men are faced with their most frightening challenge ever! Kitty has a learner's permit and no one is safe! Who will survive? How will the madness end?! R&R the completed fic!

Secret Squirrel

2002-11-06T10:00:47-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-6-02
Status: Complete

Why did Mystique try to kill the New Mutants in 'Day of Reckoning? Learn the shocking truth inside!

Bazooka's New Buddy

2002-10-31T06:26:41-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,964, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-31-02
Status: Complete

Bazooka is feeling lonely and left out, so he resorts to desperate measures to get a new friend, much to the chagrin of the Joes. Insanity inside: You have been warned!

Brotherhood Boarding House Blues

2002-10-27T06:00:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,657, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-27-02
Status: Complete

Lance is depressed about the way his life is going. He'd be even more depressed if he knew what Fred was doing in the back yard.

It's About Time

2002-10-27T05:58:43-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cyclops & Jean Grey
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 36 Published: 10-27-02
Status: Complete

After 'Blind Alley' while the rest of the XMen react to the news Scott and Jean are a couple FINALLY!, Scott finds himself in an embarassing situation as Jean offers to take care of him.

Teaching Tolensky

2002-10-27T05:55:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-27-02
Status: Complete

Pietro decides it's time to do some one on one training with Todd. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.

A Leader's Work is Never Done

2002-10-27T05:54:06-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,764, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-27-02
Status: Complete

Pietro tries to come up with a plan to beat the XMen but Lance, Todd and Fred just aren't helping.

Practice Doesn't Always Make Perfect

2002-10-16T09:32:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-16-02
Status: Complete

A brief glimpse into what a training session is like under Pietro. God help us all.

Quicksilver's Seminar For the Hopeless

2002-10-10T13:31:36-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,489, Reviews: 29 Published: 10-10-02
Status: Complete

Pietro tries to boost the Brotherhood's sagging morale in an unorthodox manner.

Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

2002-10-10T13:30:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-10-02
Status: Complete

Before 'Stuff of Villians'. While Lance mopes about Kitty, Todd does a little spying where he shouldn't.

Quicksilver in Charge

2002-10-06T12:51:08-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,730, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-6-02
Status: Complete

At the end of 'Stuff of Villians' Pietro is in charge of the Brotherhood. The boys are at his mercy. Or are they?

What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?

2002-10-03T05:56:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,560, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-3-02
Status: Complete

Set after 'Mainstream'. Lance and the gang try to forget the big breakup. Of course, things don't go as well as planned.

Nothing But A Hood

2002-09-29T16:39:51-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,537, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-29-02
Status: Complete

Lance reflects on what happened between him and Kitty at the end of 'Mainstream'. Warning: extreme sadness inside.

Goodfellas of Bayville High

2002-09-29T16:38:03-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,901, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-29-02
Status: Complete

A glimpse into the Brotherhood's day at school in 'Mainstream'.

When Juliet Dumped Romeo

2002-09-29T16:36:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Avalanche & Blob
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-29-02
Status: Complete

Set just before 'Mainstream'. Lance tries to talk to Kitty but is hampered by Fred, Rogue and some pesky laser cannons.

The Horror of the Brotherhood House

2002-09-26T08:18:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,470, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-26-02
Status: Complete

Set during 'Stuff of Heroes'. A hapless reporter learns the hard way why it's not a good idea to barge in on the Brotherhood House! A secret crossover suprise inside!

Brotherhood on the Run

2002-09-24T10:28:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,059, Reviews: 69 Updated: 9-24-02 Published: 9-15-02
Status: Complete

After the Day of Recovery, the Brotherhood is forced to fend for themselves in a world that is hunting them. A completed fic full of humor and drama. Don't you just love 'em?

Who Do You Sue For Being Blue?

2002-09-13T05:01:22-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nightcrawler
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,438, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-13-02
Status: Complete

Yet another deleted scene from Parallel Lives! Kurt is depressed when he finds out the truth about his past, until Shipwreck puts a different perspective on it.

Just Another Day in Detention

2002-09-12T13:28:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver & Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 27 Published: 9-12-02
Status: Complete

Pietro torments Rogue and Risty while the rest of the gang torments the teacher in detention.

The Decompression Blues

2002-09-12T12:45:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-12-02
Status: Complete

What happened after the end of the episode 'Raise the Flagg? This is my answer.

My Kingdom For A Diet Coke

2002-09-04T10:32:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,130, Reviews: 27 Published: 9-4-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood and the XMen must team up to fight a major crisis! Principal Kelly wants to ban sodas from Bayville High!

Another Night of Pointless Madness

2002-08-28T07:28:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,249, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-28-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood go out on the town again in a wild night filled with brawls, stolen food, miniture golf, pointless musings and some Jean bashing!

When Magneto's Away

2002-08-28T07:25:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,356, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-28-02
Status: Complete

Another deleted scene from Parallel Lives! So how did the Brotherhood entertain themselves while they were stuck in Asteroid M?

Photo Finish

2002-08-22T06:03:13-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,253, Reviews: 30 Published: 8-22-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood get a new hobby, photography with predictable results.

Barbecue Time For The Brotherhood

2002-08-16T07:29:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,320, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-16-02
Status: Complete

A silly little bit of nonsense where the Brotherhood crash a teacher's barbecue looking for food and fun.

Family Therapy

2002-08-15T08:05:26-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Prof. Charles Xavier
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,310, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-15-02
Status: Complete

Another deleted scene from Parallel Lives! Xavier and PsycheOut manage to get some of the parents together in order to form a support group. The problem: Shipwreck is one of the parents.

Training Daze

2002-08-15T05:45:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,786, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-15-02
Status: Complete

A deleted scene from Parallel Lives! The Joes do some one on one training with the XMen. However it doesn't quite go as well as planned!

Parallel Lives

2002-08-08T05:52:42-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Adventure
Chapters: 100, Words: 135,790, Reviews: 571 Updated: 8-8-02 Published: 5-18-02
Status: Complete

Part 2 of the Ronin Toad series! An X-Men Evo/GI Joe crossover. What happened after Magneto kicked Toad out of the Brotherhood? A little bit of everything! R&R the Completed Fic!

The Brotherhood Survival Handbook

2002-08-07T05:40:04-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,691, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-7-02
Status: Complete

What happens when the Brotherhood gets their hands on 'The Worst Case Survival Handbook? Big Trouble.

Roasted Marshmallows and Instant Coffee

2002-08-07T05:36:46-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,255, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-7-02
Status: Complete

What did happen in that ski lodge in 'Million Dollar Medic' before Cobra barged in? This short, sweet story is my explanation.

The Night of the Carnival

2002-07-29T12:01:45-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,481, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-29-02
Status: Complete

Where was Pietro during the carnival raid in 'Bada Bing, Bada Boom? This answers the question.

Attack of the Puppet People

2002-06-13T05:34:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-13-02
Status: Complete

Another Brotherhood fic where they torment people in their own unique way. Insipired by Elieen's 'Mommy Mystique'. My explanation of why Kurt freaks out. Ratings' just to be safe.

The Curse of Principal Kelly

2002-05-27T11:30:21-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 17, Words: 11,495, Reviews: 107 Updated: 5-27-02 Published: 4-12-02
Status: Complete

The 'long awaited' sequel to Principal Kelly on the Edge! Completed Fic! Events at Bayville slowly drive Kelly to madness, insanity, and the occasional musical parody.

That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles

2002-05-23T11:00:18-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 829, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-23-02
Status: Complete

A fun Brotherhood fic celebrating one of my favorite snacks.

More Meeting Madness

2002-05-23T10:59:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,938, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-23-02
Status: Complete

Some more nonsense that was cluttering up my computer. Hawk tries to bring some sanity to the base Doesn't work and argues with the author. Also the birth of a semioriginal character!

Clowns at the Circus

2002-05-18T17:38:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 881, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-18-02
Status: Complete

A short silly story where Xavier takes the New Mutants to the Circus and they run into the Brotherhood.

Quality Time With Multiple

2002-05-17T12:00:08-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Multiple
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-17-02
Status: Complete

A very silly little fic where Hank learns how dangerous the Danger Room can get when Jamie's in control.

Brotherhood Breakfast

2002-05-16T10:55:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,130, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-16-02
Status: Complete

A fic which might explain why Agatha suddenly disappeared after one episode.

Scrabbled

2002-05-09T12:02:07-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,202, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-9-02
Status: Complete

Another Brotherhood bonding over a board game fic. Don't you just love 'em?

Toad Derby

2002-05-09T11:58:37-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-9-02
Status: Complete

When the Brotherhood are bored on a rainy day, Todd decides to liven things up a little.

Dinnertime at the Brotherhood House

2002-05-09T11:57:10-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,378, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-9-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood have a 'family' dinner. If you are looking for happy family bonding, go read another fic. If you are looking for insanity at the dinner table go right ahead!

Victory For The Brotherhood

2002-05-09T11:54:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,636, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-9-02
Status: Complete

After the battle at the Bayville Mall, the Brotherhood take on the town to celebrate.

Brotherhood Team Building

2002-05-02T11:11:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,076, Reviews: 27 Published: 5-2-02
Status: Complete

In a desparate attempt to get the Brotherhood's act together, Mystique tries something new. She should have stuck with the duct tape.

The Muffin Menace

2002-04-26T05:32:40-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,102, Reviews: 28 Published: 4-26-02
Status: Complete

The Xmen face their greatest challenge yet...Kitty's cooking.

The Wandering Mutant

2002-04-26T05:31:30-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Boom Boom
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,185, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-26-02
Status: Complete

What happened to Tabitha after she left the Brotherhood? Here's my answer!

It's the Plumber

2002-04-26T05:30:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,650, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-26-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'The More Things Change', the Boys adjust to their lives and Mystique hires a plumber to fix the pipes.

The More Things Change

2002-04-20T17:03:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,104, Reviews: 36 Published: 4-20-02
Status: Complete

She's baack! Mystique lays down the law at the Brotherhood House. The boys muse over this new change in their lives as Pietro drops another bombshell on them.

ClueLess

2002-04-17T06:51:19-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,658, Reviews: 42 Published: 4-17-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood bond over another board game. Warning: You may never see Clue in the same way again!

Hangin With the Toad

2002-04-12T05:49:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-12-02
Status: Complete

A little something for those of you going through Toad withdrawal like me!. Todd and Arcade bond in detention and have fun with a sub.

Brotherhood Cafe

2002-04-12T05:48:15-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,082, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-12-02
Status: Complete

Lance decides to cook a romantic dinner for Kitty. Two problems: Lance can't cook and the only place available is the Brotherhood Boarding House.

Principal Kelly on the Edge

2002-04-11T05:59:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 50, Words: 28,637, Reviews: 153 Updated: 4-11-02 Published: 2-2-02
Status: Complete

How does poor Kelly deals with the insanity of 'Shadowdance' and beyond? Includes many musical numbers, exploding vending machines, disappearing security guards and a lot of insanity! Completed Fic!

Ronin Toad

2002-04-05T06:02:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Crossover: X-Men: Evolution and G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 44, Words: 75,885, Reviews: 304 Updated: 4-5-02 Published: 2-1-02
Status: Complete

An X-Men Evo/GI Joe Crossover. Completed fic! Abandoned by Magneto, Toad is rescued by unlikely saviors. So what happens when Toad ends up living with the GI Joe team? A little bit of everything! R&R to find out!

Brotherhood Spring

2002-04-05T05:46:55-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-5-02
Status: Complete

Spring has come! And the Brotherhood celebrate it with their typical brand of mayhem!

The Gathering Storm

2002-04-05T05:43:54-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Magneto & Prof. Charles Xavier
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-5-02
Status: Complete

A little look into the minds of Xavier and Magneto, set shortly after Operation:Rebirth.

Friday With the Brotherhood

2002-04-05T05:42:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,582, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-5-02
Status: Complete

Just a typical Friday, Brotherhood style!

Brotherhood Meeting

2002-04-05T05:41:09-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,279, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-5-02
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what a meeting of the Brotherhood is like? Here's my answer.

An FOH Meeting That Will Never Happen

2002-04-01T10:49:48-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,087, Reviews: 32 Published: 4-1-02
Status: Complete

The title is self explanitory. Just an idea I had.

Movie Night Madness

2002-03-28T05:43:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,560, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-28-02
Status: Complete

Another fic where the Brotherhood head off to the movies for some fun. Little wackiness with a dab of angst thrown in.

Sweet Dreams are Made of These

2002-03-28T05:41:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,498, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-28-02
Status: Complete

This is a very strange idea I had. This is how I'd like Kelly to find out about mutants.

Gone Fishing

2002-03-21T05:45:58-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blob & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 416, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-21-02
Status: Complete

A short silly buddy fic where Fred and Todd go out and do some fishing and drive someone new insane.

Where Have All the Adults Gone?

2002-03-21T05:44:24-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-21-02
Status: Complete

So where were the adult members of the XMen when the Bayville Sirens were running around? Rated mainly for alcoholic abuse.

Car Wash Toad

2002-03-14T08:38:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,725, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-14-02
Status: Complete

A little lesson on why school sponsored activities and the Brotherhood don't mix. Particulary if everybody's favorite Toad is involved.

Bake Sale Blob

2002-03-14T08:36:33-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blob
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,157, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-14-02
Status: Complete

Fred helps out at a school sponsored bake sale. This is not good...

A Walk With Avalanche

2002-03-14T08:34:49-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Avalanche & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 26 Published: 3-14-02
Status: Complete

A fluffy fic where Lance and Kitty have a chance meeting in the park.

Quicksilver Tours

2002-03-14T08:33:23-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 38 Published: 3-14-02
Status: Complete

Pietro shows a group of 8th graders around Bayville High. This is one tour they will never forget.

Master of the Telephone Calls

2002-03-14T08:31:31-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Magneto
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,320, Reviews: 34 Published: 3-14-02
Status: Complete

Ever wonder why the Brotherhood has no problems with phones? Here's my answer!

In Darkness There is Light

2002-03-10T14:49:12-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,722, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-10-02
Status: Complete

Continuing on from True Confessions: Ratings to be safe. Low Light is tormented by nightmares, can Lifeline use his abilites to save him before Low Light loses his sanity?

This Is For The Birds

2002-03-07T05:38:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,155, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-7-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood go birdwatching on a field trip, much to the annoyance of the XMen.

Conversation in a Bathroom

2002-03-07T05:37:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 30 Published: 3-7-02
Status: Complete

All Lance wants is to take a shower without any interruptions. Not gonna happen.

Scenes From A Tollbooth

2002-03-07T05:35:32-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-7-02
Status: Complete

My take on what happened at the tollbooth in Walk on the Wild Side.

Girl Power Rules!

2002-03-07T05:34:05-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,815, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-7-02
Status: Complete

How the Bayville Sirens got together.

The Trouble With Tabitha

2002-03-02T18:39:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Boom Boom & Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,370, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-2-02
Status: Complete

Inspired by 'Walk on the Wild Side'. While Tabitha plays with the Girls, the Brotherhood wonders how they are gonna cope.

I Want My Jacket!

2002-03-01T05:38:20-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-1-02
Status: Complete

Tabitha wants a uniform of her own, and wants to make one from Pietro's clothes much to the amusement of the other members of the Brotherhood. Pointless insanity I know, but all in good fun.

Fear and Loathing at Bayville High

2002-02-22T12:49:38-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,870, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-22-02
Status: Complete

While the majority of the student population at Bayville suffers from paranoia, the Brotherhood plot on ways to annoy the XMen. So what else is new?

Let's Go to the Movies!

2002-02-20T13:11:11-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,531, Reviews: 30 Published: 2-20-02
Status: Complete

Fred wins a truck in a contest, so the Brotherhood go to a drive in to celebrate. Little do they suspect that a certain adult XMan is also along for the ride.

Home Movies

2002-02-20T13:08:59-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,332, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-20-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood takes a trip down memory lane and makes new memories with videos.

Set Phasers to Stupid

2002-02-15T10:29:29-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,237, Reviews: 35 Published: 2-15-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood indulges in a bit more make believe. This is what happens when you try to write while under flu medication.

Wild Mutants, Wayward Hearts

2002-02-07T12:03:25-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,731, Reviews: 30 Published: 2-7-02
Status: Complete

When Kurt breaks up with Tabitha, her day goes from bad to worse. Who can she turn to in her time of need?

After The Dance

2002-02-04T11:13:44-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,835, Reviews: 28 Published: 2-4-02
Status: Complete

What happened after the dance in Shadowdance? The gang goes to drown their sorrows with ice cream fights, insults and pointless bickering.

Disasters in Detention

2002-02-02T16:55:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,258, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-2-02
Status: Complete

Detention insanity with the typical cast of characters.

Lunatics in the Library

2002-02-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,866, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-1-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to The Red Menace. More random insanity at Bayville high while Lance learns some things about telepaths.

The Red Menace

2002-01-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,063, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-30-02
Status: Complete

Is Jean Grey a crimminal mastermind? The Brotherhood believe so after the events of Mindbender. Sequel to Tea and No Sympathy.

Voodoo Who Do?

2002-01-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-30-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood try their hand at magic, only to have it backfire on...well you just have to read this for yourself!

The Attack of the Multiples

2002-01-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Multiple
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 38 Published: 1-30-02
Status: Complete

After the Danger Room fiasco in Mindbender the New Mutants want revenge on Jamie. But he has plans of his own!

Toad News

2002-01-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-27-02
Status: Complete

Pietro doesn't feel well so the gang thinks up an idea to cheer him up.

Tea and No Sympathy

2002-01-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 817, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-27-02
Status: Complete

So what happened when Kitty came to the Brotherhood house in Mindbender?

Revenge, Brotherhood Style

2002-01-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,829, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-23-02
Status: Complete

Another story arc winds down. It seems that the entire school is against them, so the Brotherhood decide to strike back in their own special way. Actually it's just a bunch of pointless insanity.

Brotherhood Safari

2002-01-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-23-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood is bored, so they play a little make believe...Warning: extreme silliness inside!

Fire Drills Are Fun

2002-01-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,941, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-21-02
Status: Complete

Fire Drills with the Brotherhood. This is not good...

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

2002-01-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,361, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-21-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to Fire Drills Are Fun! Join the Brotherhood as they take a joyride in a school bus. There's mayhem, Risty torture, a little KurtTabitha romance and an appearance by Arcade!

Study Hall Insanity

2002-01-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-18-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood hang out in study hall with Rogue and Kitty, while Kelly has to deal with another teacher having a nervous breakdown.

On A Cold Winter's Night

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-17-02
Status: Complete

Pietro reflects on the meaning of family as the rest of the Brotherhood try to keep warm and drive Tabitha crazy.

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,468, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-17-02
Status: Complete

Pietro is bored and decides that the best way to remedy that is to be the Brotherhood's personal genie for the day! Watch out Xmen!

From the Diary of Jean Grey

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-17-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to Zoom, Zoom, Zoom! The Brotherhood has Jean's diary! And Tabitha isn't too thirlled by what Jean wrote about her.

Detention Anyone?

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jean Grey & Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,186, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-17-02
Status: Complete

Here's a first! Jean's in detention with the Brotherhood! Oh this is gonna be fun!

Under The Weather, Lance?

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,050, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-15-02
Status: Complete

Lance catches a cold due to his adventures at the aquarium.

Viruses Are Tricky Things

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-15-02
Status: Complete

The XMen get infected with Lance's cold, so the Brotherhood decide to help out if only to get out of school.

The Wild Boys of Bayville

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,263, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-15-02
Status: Complete

In the sequel to 'Viruses are Tricky Things' the boys are bored so they go out on the town in order to torment Kelly and end this story arc once and for all!

Keeping Up Good Neighbors

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: British Comedy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,656, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-15-02
Status: Complete

Here's a first! A Keeping Up AppearancesGood Neighbors crossover! I wanted to see what would happen if I mixed these two shows together. It's a bit strange, but fun!

Lunchtime With The Brotherhood

2002-01-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-9-02
Status: Complete

The boys are bored until Pietro drives another teacher nuts.

Am I Blue?

2002-01-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-9-02
Status: Complete

Pietro's latest prank really gets under Kelly's skin.

A Day at The Aquarium

2002-01-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,978, Reviews: 21 Published: 1-9-02
Status: Complete

After Pietro manages to close the school sort of after Am I Blue, Chaos erupts as they go on a schoolwide field trip with their rivals, the Xmen. So what else is new?

Everybody Loves Penguins

2002-01-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 21 Published: 1-9-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to A Day At the Aquarium. The boys bring back a souvenir from their field trip.

The Race Is On!

2002-01-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-9-02
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what the GI Joe medics do when they're bored? Pointless, but fun.

The Mutants Who Came to Dinner

2002-01-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,100, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-8-02
Status: Complete

Xavier decides to invite the Brotherhood over for dinner to talk peace. Big Mistake.

Brotherhood Winter

2002-01-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,531, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-3-02
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood try to enjoy a winter day, until they run into the Xmen and get into a couple of pointless fights.

The Brotherhood Express

2002-01-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,418, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-2-02
Status: Complete

The boys get a toy train.

Back to School Supplies

2002-01-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 595, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-2-02
Status: Complete

The guys prepare for the first day back to school, Pietro reveals he has a new pet, which turns out to have the usual life expectancy in the Brotherhood House

Memoirs of a Mutant

2002-01-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blob & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 894, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-2-02
Status: Complete

Fred and Todd decide to write a book while Tabitha decides to torment Lance and Pietro.

Rubber Band Man

2002-01-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-2-02
Status: Complete

Todd plots a sinister plot with Pietro for the first day of school after vacation...please don't do this at your school kids!

New Year's With the Brotherhood

2001-12-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,938, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-24-01
Status: Complete

New Year's celebrations at the Brotherhood House get slightly out of hand when Pietro tricks Lance into getting drunk.

Taking Care of Avalanche

2001-12-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche & Boom Boom
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-24-01
Status: Complete

After the New Year's Eve disaster, Lance is in no condition to take care of himself, so Tabitha takes the job. Pietro gets put in his place, while Fred and Todd laugh at them all.

Brotherhood Nightmare

2001-12-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,158, Reviews: 48 Updated: 12-21-01 Published: 12-20-01
Status: Complete

My 100th Evo fic! And it's done! All five chapters are up! The Brotherhood must deal with a new enemy that threatens the world on their own, without any help. We're doomed.

The Wonderful Power of Woobies

2001-12-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,245, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-18-01
Status: Complete

Nightmares and freezing temperatures force the boys to take comfort in each other, which of course leads to mayhem. A bit sappy in places, but full of cute stuff!

Laundry Day

2001-12-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche & Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 33 Published: 12-18-01
Status: Complete

A short fic that finds Lance doing laundry. Will one of the Xmen find out his darkest secret?

Mistletoe From Pietro

2001-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-16-01
Status: Complete

Insanity and Risty torture! Risty has a not so secret admirer or two!

Brotherhood Christmas

2001-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,899, Reviews: 44 Published: 12-16-01
Status: Complete

I couldn't wait any longer! The Brotherhood celebrates Christmas their way! Warning: You may never hear some Christmas carols the same way again!

Brotherhood Training

2001-12-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-14-01
Status: Complete

Lance decides to take a page from the XMen and try to do a training session with the Brotherhood. Big Mistake.

One More Time Lance and Kitty

2001-12-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Avalanche & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,590, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-12-01
Status: Complete

The conclusion of Lance and Kitty's date! It has comedy, music, and well...a lot of insanity

Brotherhood Hamsters

2001-12-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,148, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-12-01
Status: Complete

They guys try having pets again. Which leads to the typical disaster and Principal Kelly having another nervous breakdown.

Detention Games

2001-12-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,280, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-12-01
Status: Complete

Members of the Brotherhood have more fun with Risty in detention while she plots on how to kill them all.

Let's Keep Going Kitty

2001-12-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Avalanche & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,226, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-9-01
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Another Chance...' Lance and Kitty try to ditch their friends and continute their date.

A Kitchen Snack

2001-12-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 22 Published: 12-6-01
Status: Complete

A sweet little fic set during Joyride. Lance and Kitty share a tender moment together.

Life Without Lance

2001-12-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,798, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-6-01
Status: Complete

What was life like without Lance when he left the Brotherhood? How did the Brotherhood cope? Well...

Another Chance at Romance, Lance

2001-12-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Avalanche & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,578, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-6-01
Status: Complete

This one's got a little bit of everything folks! Humor, angst, explosions....The day after Lance left the XMen, he and Kitty decide to continue their relationship, much to the chagrin of both their teammates!

Back to the Zoo, Toad

2001-12-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,320, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-6-01
Status: Complete

Set during Another Chance... Lance takes the guys to the zoo as part of his probation for leaving the Brotherhood.

Live From the Brotherhood House

2001-12-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-2-01
Status: Complete

A short fic where Pietro learns what happened to him under hypnosis the hard way.

Welcome Back, Lance

2001-12-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-2-01
Status: Complete

Set right after Joyride: Lance comes home. Will the gang take him back?

Hypnosis for Mutants

2001-11-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-29-01
Status: Complete

Pietro decides to try out another possible tactic in order to keep Lance in the Brotherhood. But first he needs a test subject...

Meditation For Mutants

2001-11-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-28-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood try some relaxation exercises.

Lance the Lunatic

2001-11-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-28-01
Status: Complete

A short story which gives another possible reason Lance might want to leave the Brotherhood!

Brotherhood Exorcism

2001-11-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,517, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-24-01
Status: Complete

Is Lance really leaving the Brotherhood to join the XMen? Not if the gang has anything to say about it!

Wreck The Malls

2001-11-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,403, Reviews: 29 Published: 11-23-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood cause havoc when they go holiday shopping the day after Thanksgiving.

Will You PLEASE Hang Up?

2001-11-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 36 Published: 11-21-01
Status: Complete

Due to popular demand, Pietro and Evan go at it on the phone.

Pointless Phone Insanity Reigns

2001-11-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Nightcrawler & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-21-01
Status: Complete

I decided to make this a series: Next up Todd vs. Kurt!

Fred on the Phone

2001-11-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blob
Chapters: 1, Words: 392, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-21-01
Status: Complete

Last one folks! Fred vs....Well you have to read this for yourself.

The Streak

2001-11-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,181, Reviews: 27 Published: 11-21-01
Status: Complete

Inspired by a Ray Stevens song, Pietro gets a bit too hyper for the Brotherhood's own good!

True Confessions of a Medic

2001-11-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,106, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-20-01
Status: Complete

Low Light discovers Lifeline has a secret. Will it destroy their tenuous friendship? Yes I know this is a darker fic than I normally write, please put down the flamethrowers.Rating's just to be safe.

Dinner by Joe

2001-11-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-20-01
Status: Complete

When their cook falls ill, the Joes have to cook dinner themselves.

The Bird's the Word

2001-11-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-20-01
Status: Complete

Shipwreck's parrot runs amok in this short pointless fic.

Lunchtime Commentary

2001-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-19-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood try to amuse themselves at lunchtime by spying on other students and making comments. Pointless with a capital P.

Cookie Catastrophe

2001-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,201, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-19-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood bake some cookies in an attempt to calm Pietro down.

Will You Hang Up?

2001-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 30 Published: 11-19-01
Status: Complete

A pointless fic where Lance and Scott insult each other over the phone.

Brotherhood Thanksgiving

2001-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,744, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-19-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood discover the true meaning of the holiday. Well not really but they do have a bit of fun.

Skunk

2001-11-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,027, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-15-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood crosses paths with a furry little animal. Who's gonna end up getting skunked? Read to find out!

Hello Operator?

2001-11-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche & Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 32 Published: 11-15-01
Status: Complete

More phone madness. Pietro teases Lance big time.

My Dinner With Onslow

2001-11-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: British Comedy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,064, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-15-01
Status: Complete

An insane Keeping Up Appearances Fic that ran through my head. Hyacinth's candlelight supper is threatened when her family shows up.

Brotherhood Fall

2001-11-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,788, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-12-01
Status: Complete

Celebrate the joys of Fall, Brotherhood style.

The Problem With Pimples

2001-11-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,225, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-12-01
Status: Complete

Pietro deals with a common teenage problem in an uncommon way. Rating's just to be safe.

Hoplessly Devoted to Kitty

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,518, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

I'm Back! Lance moons over Kitty while the Brotherhood amuse themselves teasing him.

Self Improvement For Mutants

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,989, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood listen to a selfhelp tape.

Tea Time for Toad

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad & Boom Boom
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,450, Reviews: 25 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

Tabitha tries to teach Todd some manners but ends up getting taught a lesson herself. I was in a mood to tease Tabby, heh, heh...

Detention Blues

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,123, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

Mystique's back in detention with the Brotherhood. Will she survive?

The Great Debate

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood argue an age old question of social relevance. Actually it's just another pointless fic. Please don't flame, I can't help getting crazy ideas!

On the Phone Again

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 29 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood torment Lance and Kitty on the phone.

I'm Sorry Kitty

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 787, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

Finally I managed to fix this and my other stories! Thank you all so much to all who gave reviews! Well, Lance tries to apologise, but things go wrong. As usual.

Brotherhood Weekend

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,702, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

This one's fixed too! The Boys go on a wild weekend complete with go-carts, cherry stems, parties, angry mobs and scorecards! Please Review!

Pietro Gets a BooBoo

2001-11-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,016, Reviews: 31 Published: 11-11-01
Status: Complete

Okay, okay, I'll stick to comedy! Well, I've been reading all these great Pietro angst stories and well, it gave me another weird idea.

Cobra Commander Calls a Meeting

2001-10-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-29-01
Status: Complete

A short little COBRA piece. A lot of nonsense really.

Hawk Calls A Meeting

2001-10-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,330, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-28-01
Status: Complete

Another bit of insanity that ran through my mind. The title says it all.

Mystique in Hell

2001-10-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-28-01
Status: Complete

Mystique has detention with the Brotherhood. The horror..the horror...

Brotherhood Radio

2001-10-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,579, Reviews: 37 Published: 10-18-01
Status: Complete

The Boys take over a radio station to air their views on a certain redheaded XMan. Sorry Jean fans. Jean haters, this is for you.

Blob and Toad are Friends

2001-10-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,308, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-18-01
Status: Complete

Ever wonder how these two met? Okay, just me...Well here's a short little cute general story that is my answer to the question. Hey it's got some Duncan Bashing so it's not a total loss...

Pizza With Kitty

2001-10-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadowcat & Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,980, Reviews: 31 Published: 10-18-01
Status: Complete

Lance and Kitty finally get together for a first date, sort of. Unfortunately the Brotherhood and XMen tag along.

Cleanup On Aisle One

2001-10-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,702, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-11-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood goes grocery shopping.

Sweaters

2001-10-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-11-01
Status: Complete

Pietro and Tabitha argue while Lance and Todd listen in and make comments.

I'm Not Happy

2001-10-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Blob & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 753, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-11-01
Status: Complete

A short, sweet fic. Todd is a bit depressed and Fred tries to cheer him up.

Hyacinth Call Waiting

2001-10-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: British Comedy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-9-01
Status: Complete

A little Keeping up Apperances fic. What happens when Hyainth gets call waiting on her white slim line phone?

Bedtime for Toad

2001-10-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,897, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-9-01
Status: Complete

Todd can't sleep, that means neither can the Brotherhood.

Ferris Wheel Fiasco

2001-10-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche & Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-9-01
Status: Complete

Cute insane fic with Lance and Scott insulting each other.

Saturday Night Insanity

2001-10-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Boom Boom
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,730, Reviews: 43 Published: 10-9-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood gets a new housemate. Former Xman Boom Boom. Uh oh...

The Day After

2001-10-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,032, Reviews: 29 Published: 10-3-01
Status: Complete

After the disaster at the soccer game, Lance plots on how to get Kitty to like him while the rest of the Brotherhood plots revenge.

Lance Loves Kitty

2001-09-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Avalanche & Shadowcat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,620, Reviews: 37 Published: 9-30-01
Status: Complete

Lance resorts to desperate measures in order to get Kitty's attention.

Leave a Message

2001-09-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 49 Published: 9-27-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood gets an answering machine.

It's Gonna Be a Long Ride

2001-09-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,409, Reviews: 30 Published: 9-27-01
Status: Complete

Set after The Cauldron, the XMen give the Brotherhood a lift home.

Home Alone

2001-09-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,429, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-27-01
Status: Complete

Mystique is gone, the Brotherhood is alone, and there's a storm outside. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Outmaneuvered

2001-09-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,838, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-25-01
Status: Complete

It's Bree's first day as a nurse, and Lifeline is learns a lesson about life, love and what goes on in the laundry room.

General Meeting

2001-09-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,378, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-20-01
Status: Complete

General Hawk calls a meeting of the Joes. That's all I'm gonna say.

Cartoon Heroes

2001-09-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-20-01
Status: Complete

The Joes watch some cartoons and make a surprising discovery. Plus Beach Head learns it's not nice to insult the women of the Joe team. Okay, I went a little nuts with this...

Sick, Sick, Sick

2001-09-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mystique & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 28 Published: 9-19-01
Status: Complete

Mystique is not feeling well, and the Brotherhood take advantage of this in order to get revenge. A warning, it is not nice to be mean to Todd when you are sick.

Quality Time

2001-09-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Magneto & Quicksilver
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,759, Reviews: 53 Published: 9-12-01
Status: Complete

Magneto finally decides to spend time with his son by teaching him how to drive, and gains new respect for Mystique

Lost in Jersey

2001-09-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,075, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-12-01
Status: Complete

A Brotherhood away mission goes terribly wrong.

Breakfast at the Pit

2001-09-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: G. I. Joe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-7-01
Status: Complete

Breakfast may be the most dangerous meal of the day...

Just Visiting

2001-09-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,125, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-7-01
Status: Complete

When the Xmen are away, the Brotherhood will play.

Shiny Happy Toad

2001-08-31T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,589, Reviews: 44 Published: 8-31-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood faces a crisisToad on a sugar high. Maybe Lance shouldn't have teased him ...

And Now For Something Completely Different

2001-08-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,518, Reviews: 42 Published: 8-28-01
Status: Complete

This started out as an XMan story, but then the little voices in my head told me otherwise. You just have to read for yourselves.

Cooking with Blob

2001-08-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,174, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-23-01
Status: Complete

The title says it all. What happens when you mix the Brotherhood with Iron Chef?

Night of the Giraffe

2001-08-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,595, Reviews: 24 Published: 8-21-01
Status: Complete

Here it is! The insane sequel to Toad's Pet! Blob tries to make Toad feel better, but ends up causing more mayhem, destruction, and madness. Not to mention ruining Mystique's day and her shoes!

Saturday Night Fever

2001-08-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,591, Reviews: 29 Published: 8-21-01
Status: Complete

Bored and dateless, the Brotherhood try to survive another weekend.

Mystique Dearest

2001-08-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mystique & Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,508, Reviews: 24 Published: 8-10-01
Status: Complete

Longing for her son, Mystique decides to use the youngest member of the Brotherhood as a substitiute.

I Hate Fuzzy

2001-08-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,536, Reviews: 55 Published: 8-10-01
Status: Complete

Nightcrawler's prank on Toad ruins the entire Brotherhood's day. Nightcrawler lovers beware, Toad does quite a bit of ranting here.

Toad's Pet

2001-07-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,295, Reviews: 50 Published: 7-26-01
Status: Complete

Toad gets a pet. Problem is the Brotherhood are not the most responsible or sane people in the world.

Another Saturday Night

2001-07-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-21-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood practice their strategy skills in a night of family bonding.

Be it Ever So Humble

2001-07-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,043, Reviews: 38 Published: 7-19-01
Status: Complete

A little look at what goes on in the Brotherhood House.

Bathtime for Toad

2001-07-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Red Witch
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Toad
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,083, Reviews: 77 Published: 7-18-01
Status: Complete

The Brotherhood gets its most dangerous mission yet! It's not an easy job, but somebody's gotta do it!