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Our Time Now

2008-10-27T14:02:40-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & OC
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,195, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-27-08 Published: 4-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Everyone else has gone back in time and hooked up with someone: Hermione, Ginny, even Neville! What’s wrong with me? What am I not doing? Almost nothing to do with the PWT's song

Die Snape! Die!

2008-07-26T17:34:58-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,934, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-26-08 Published: 10-7-07
Status: In-Progress

We're at it again, first Harry now Snapeypoo 0cringes0 What will happen? read to find out! Featuring Aiden and Lianne

The Radicals

2008-07-26T17:11:12-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Sirius B. & OC
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,242, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-26-08 Published: 4-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Students from an elite school get caught up in the evils of the world. It was bound to happen. Now they get sent to Hogwarts to help in the fight alongside the Marauders, against the growing threat that is Lord Voldemort. SB/OC, Lily/James, Remus/OC.

You know you read too much Hp when:

2008-02-06T17:24:11-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 33, Words: 35,895, Reviews: 322 Updated: 2-6-08 Published: 1-14-07
Status: In-Progress

if you have ever had someone say you read too much Harry Potter this is the place for you. See if any of these actually happen to you. Most have happened to me. Others I thought would happen to others. ideas welcome. hope you find it funny

Things to Never say to Voldy

2007-10-24T18:26:52-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 20, Words: 16,038, Reviews: 49 Updated: 10-24-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: In-Progress

WARNING: Only say these if you have a death wish. These will immediately get you at the wrong end of an Avada Kedavra. I hope you find it funny though. you have been warned. Ideas welcome. Also I got tons of these, so this wont finish soon

Things I learnt from AWE

2007-10-04T17:16:12-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,004, Reviews: 98 Updated: 10-4-07 Published: 5-29-07
Status: Complete

WARNING: SPOILERS! If you dont care about spoilers, then read

Things Learnt from DHHarry Potter Series

2007-10-02T17:17:46-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,392, Reviews: 24 Updated: 10-2-07 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

As the title says, its just like my Pirates one. Suggestions welcome. No flames

We who are about to die, salute you

2007-10-02T17:17:24-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,862, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-2-07 Published: 9-23-07
Status: In-Progress

This is stories of the deaths of the Harry Potter series, from their PoV. Ranging from Dobby to Scrimgeour and everyone in between.

A little less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts

2007-10-02T17:16:42-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 19,139, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-2-07 Published: 10-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to 50 things not to do at Hogwarts. Everyones back and ready for the new school year and the new list :D

You know youre obsessed with PotC when:

2007-09-16T20:05:29-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 12,316, Reviews: 136 Updated: 9-16-07 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

Just like the Harry Potter one, the name says it all. All ideas are welcome. enjoy

Things that get you onthe wrong end of an AK spell

2007-09-09T19:13:50-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 887, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-9-07 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

As the title says. Some are mean. Some are funny. Its how you look at it. Please no flames

THINGS CORPSE BRIDE WOULD NEVER SAY!

2007-09-09T19:11:56-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Corpse Bride
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 29, Words: 12,888, Reviews: 56 Updated: 9-9-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

i thought what other things could i make off of a great movie. then it hit me... Corpse Bride. hope you like it

Where are they now?

2007-08-17T17:30:00-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,998, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-17-07 Published: 8-10-07
Status: In-Progress

This is the Where are they now? special for the HP characters you wanna hear more of. The epilogue didnt go into detail so i will supply you with my take on it. Currently up: Umbridge, Dean/Luna's marriage, the Dursleys, Augusta Longbottom. Writer's block

Things HP characters wud neva say!

2007-08-10T21:53:11-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 56, Words: 24,580, Reviews: 172 Updated: 8-10-07 Published: 12-31-06
Status: Complete

Heres another list of various situations, scenarios and statements taht the characters of the Potterverse would never utter from their mouths, JKRowling forbid. I hope you find it funny

A Very Happy Birthday

2007-08-09T19:22:17-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,141, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

Snape comes to stay with Lily for the night. What will happen under the light of the mysterious glowing orb. Marauders Era.

Things not to say or do at the AWE premiere

2007-08-08T12:47:46-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,333, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-8-07 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

These are things you shouldnt do but would be fun to do at the AWE premiere. Hope you pplz enjoy :D

Things Jack Skellington would never say

2007-08-02T23:28:11-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Nightmare Before Christmas
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,000, Reviews: 48 Updated: 8-2-07 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

Finally thought up some of these. Its because I never watched the movie, although I luved Jack. I jus thought he was sexci :D...Hope everyone luvs it

THINGS PotC would never say

2007-06-04T15:15:43-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 6,782, Reviews: 67 Updated: 6-4-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Heres another one for those who know what I usually write. These are statements never heard uttered from the mouths of your favourite PotC characters. Hope you enjoy. Quick note: its gonna be short chaps, mayb a little break until my muse comes back

DIE HARRY! DIE!

2007-03-25T14:01:55-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 14,422, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-25-07 Published: 1-30-07
Status: Complete

have you ever wondered why Voldy cant just kill Harry? Its not that hard. Heres my ways of killing off our favourite leading man. WARNING: Some persons may find the content of this story offensive.

Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort

2007-03-07T22:18:08-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,177, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-7-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

i see tons of these all over the place. thought id post my own. ideas are welcome

Things Eragon would never say

2007-02-07T15:03:56-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 2,836, Reviews: 34 Updated: 2-7-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

this is the next big thing. gotta cash in on it now. they will b short. all ideas are welcome. i hope you enjoy.

THINGS XMEN WOULD NEVER SAY

2007-02-03T09:12:40-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 460, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-3-07 Published: 2-2-07
Status: Complete

statements never uttered from characters mouth... blah blah blah. i feel lazy now. just read it. Ideas are welcome. have fun

Ways to Annoy Professor Snape

2007-01-14T18:03:38-08:00

Author: MySwagsAlwaysOn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

thought he deserved at least some respect before i tear him up. ideas welcome. hope you enjoy. read my other things.