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Veritas Oracle

2009-02-28T20:12:43-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,689, Reviews: 299 Updated: 2-28-09 Published: 10-31-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to possible implied sexual situations, suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff later on, maybe. :

Fair Trade

2009-01-25T21:46:25-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,194, Reviews: 116 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings

2009-01-21T05:08:58-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,550, Reviews: 71 Updated: 1-21-09 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.

The Substitute

2008-12-16T20:20:23-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 38,373, Reviews: 488 Updated: 12-16-08 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.

Last Day

2008-10-22T15:56:50-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,560, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-22-08
Status: Complete

The very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.

Dark Marauder

2008-10-10T06:01:04-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,575, Reviews: 118 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

Mistaken Identity

2008-09-23T03:09:31-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,285, Reviews: 54 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.

The Greatest Minister of Magic

2008-08-20T12:02:07-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,766, Reviews: 159 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Not Noteworthy

2008-08-01T07:26:05-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Dudley D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,078, Reviews: 55 Published: 8-1-08
Status: Complete

Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.

Magic is useless

2008-07-22T07:08:50-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.

Why Time Travel is a Bad idea

2008-05-16T03:47:48-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 54 Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Death of a Nobody

2008-03-01T22:18:38-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 49 Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .

Two Weeks in the Alley

2008-01-26T19:17:44-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,292, Reviews: 152 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Almost a Squib

2008-01-18T00:59:57-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 46,901, Reviews: 552 Updated: 1-18-08 Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Fugitives of Azkaban

2007-09-11T07:59:44-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 9, Words: 64,970, Reviews: 803 Updated: 9-11-07 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

Fate of the Stone

2007-06-13T01:52:58-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 34 Published: 6-13-07
Status: Complete

What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!

Moonlight on White Wings

2007-05-17T06:15:07-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-17-07
Status: Complete

Something for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released.

Temptation

2007-03-19T04:07:59-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Arthur W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.

Relive

2007-03-08T04:36:03-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,983, Reviews: 62 Published: 3-8-07
Status: Complete

Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]

Harry gets Motivated

2007-03-06T04:26:27-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,453, Reviews: 107 Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

First Task

2007-03-02T15:16:35-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: OC & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,394, Reviews: 23 Published: 3-2-07
Status: Complete

The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.

No Next Adventure

2007-02-07T02:43:39-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-7-07
Status: Complete

No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]

The Memory Chest

2007-02-02T23:33:23-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 37, Words: 158,267, Reviews: 325 Updated: 2-2-07 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.

The Phoenix’s Choice

2006-11-09T21:09:54-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Lucius M. & Kingsley S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,579, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.

The Return

2006-10-30T18:18:27-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,315, Reviews: 20 Updated: 10-30-06 Published: 1-20-06
Status: Complete

Were Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death.

The Price of Knowledge

2006-10-22T06:05:44-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.

My Enemy’s Son

2006-10-22T04:24:06-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 814, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

I want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DH

Helpful Hints for First Years

2006-10-02T22:18:57-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,197, Reviews: 41 Updated: 10-2-06 Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.

Secrets of Severus

2006-08-24T13:13:03-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,701, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-24-06
Status: Complete

The horrid and sordid truth behind the hated potions Professor and his actions. Pre HBP, AU, No DH.

Grawp's Big Tale

2006-07-16T04:44:30-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Grawp
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,009, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

Grawp, the most neglected character in the HP series. AU, Post HBP, No DH.

Sweet Dream Sweets

2006-06-29T04:44:54-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: George W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,279, Reviews: 45 Published: 6-29-06
Status: Complete

To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.

Homework Excuses

2006-06-02T23:47:40-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,806, Reviews: 36 Published: 6-2-06
Status: Complete

One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.

Forgotten

2006-05-09T03:47:57-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,695, Reviews: 30 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.

A Life Lived Too Long

2006-04-22T06:11:20-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,073, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

The greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant No DH , alludes to character death.

WunderWand

2006-02-09T04:41:16-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Argus F. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,958, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-9-06
Status: Complete

Argus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire.

Death Eater

2006-01-25T14:52:25-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,922, Reviews: 30 Published: 1-25-06
Status: Complete

Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

A Robbery to remember

2006-01-25T05:11:02-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: OC & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,391, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-25-06
Status: Complete

A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.

Harry Potter and the Mary Sue

2006-01-24T00:51:19-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,728, Reviews: 32 Published: 1-24-06
Status: Complete

Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.

Dudders' Adventure

2006-01-23T01:35:03-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dudley D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,573, Reviews: 30 Published: 1-23-06
Status: Complete

Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.

Position Vacant 2 The First Day

2006-01-19T07:24:19-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Bill W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,552, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]

Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews

2006-01-11T04:37:45-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,705, Reviews: 45 Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]

A new Fountain of Magical Brethren

2006-01-06T22:43:15-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,700, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.

Weasley's Wearables

2006-01-06T00:51:56-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: George W. & Arthur W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,080, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP.

Day of the Spoons

2006-01-05T05:34:10-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 75 Published: 1-5-06
Status: Complete

Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP