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The Customer from Heck

2009-08-14T14:01:50-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,644, Reviews: 34 Updated: 8-14-09 Published: 3-7-06
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if Ed were a cashier at a buffet restaurant, when a really bad customer came in? Just a little drabble I came up with.

Roy's Journal

2009-08-05T17:09:59-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,574, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-5-09 Published: 8-3-09
Status: Complete

Roy writes some rather disturbing things in his journal...

My Body, Your Soul

2008-12-28T02:49:33-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 13, Words: 28,015, Reviews: 124 Updated: 12-28-08 Published: 2-4-06
Status: Complete

A girl puts on a costume of Edward Elric, and got way more than she bargained for. Plot based on an urban legend. Some spoilers may or may not show up.

The Mocking Mirror

2008-10-13T21:56:04-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,278, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Al believes the Bloody Mary legend, and Ed is determined to prove to him that there's no truth in it by performing it, but he's completely unaware of the world beyond the mirror. Written for Halloween.

To Believe in a Ghost

2008-10-06T16:12:18-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 5, Words: 19,153, Reviews: 55 Updated: 10-6-08 Published: 9-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Who doesn't enjoy a good ghost story? I personally adore the supernatural realm, and so I've written these ghost stories that take place in the FMA realm. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

Children of the Stars

2008-10-03T13:13:48-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 8, Words: 30,284, Reviews: 64 Updated: 10-3-08 Published: 6-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Edward is an alien. Worse than that, he glows, constantly. Worse than that, he's on Earth as a foreign exchange student, and he can't turn his glow off, so it's hard to stay hidden. And here this started out as a normal day.

An Almost Kiss

2008-04-24T16:54:02-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Edward E. & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,148, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

Edward had never been to a dance before, and he had certainly never kissed a girl before, so why had he agreed to take Winry to the dance? He felt like such an idiot.

Unopened Letter

2008-03-22T15:31:33-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-22-08
Status: Complete

Al would never read the letter. Ed knew that, but he had to write it anyway. Nostalgia had a way of getting to him.

A Glimpse of the Divine

2008-02-11T01:45:05-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,382, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-11-08
Status: In-Progress

War breaks out. Al's life energy is weakening. All other avenues have been exhausted. It might sound unscientific, but there really doesn't seem to be any other choice. Rated for drug use.

The Zodiac People Revised

2008-02-07T16:10:10-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,113, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-7-08
Status: In-Progress

A rewrite of one of my classics. 'Fullmetal, there is something your father didn't tell you. These people are practically God, if there were such a thing. Don't mess with them, or you'll be killed.'

The Call of Atlantis

2008-02-03T20:19:36-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Mystery
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 19, Words: 48,764, Reviews: 217 Updated: 2-3-08 Published: 9-27-06
Status: In-Progress

On his sixteenth birthday, Edward makes a discovery about himself that will change his life forever: he is not human. Apparently, the Amestrian army had known all along, and are not too keen on having their little lab rat slip through their fingers.

Al Talks Too Much

2008-01-31T16:53:36-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E.
Chapters: 13, Words: 47,350, Reviews: 107 Updated: 1-31-08 Published: 3-14-07
Status: In-Progress

What do you do when you want to know something, but the older brother won't say a word? Ask the younger brother, of course! He doesn't know any better anyway...

A Round Robin Christmas

2007-12-23T13:21:44-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,445, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-23-07 Published: 12-22-07
Status: In-Progress

There is something so wrong with allowing too many people to help you write a story. It comes out terrible, so terrible that you want to see what will happen next. Please, don't read this story, the writers don't need the encouragement in their stupidity!

The Demon Within

2007-10-10T18:00:58-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 15, Words: 40,100, Reviews: 106 Updated: 10-10-07 Published: 8-7-06
Status: In-Progress

The only way to keep a demon under control is to seal it inside of a human body. The only ways for the demon to escape the seal are to either get the body killed or to love a human so much they break the spell, though that never happens. Demons can't love

Me in this Android Body

2007-09-29T13:49:11-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Supernatural
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 21, Words: 44,847, Reviews: 165 Updated: 9-29-07 Published: 3-11-06
Status: In-Progress

It's wrong to try to resurrect the dead, but is it right to try and prolong life? Is it messing with fate? I'm supposed to be dead, so why am I still alive? Al, what did you do to me?

Attack of the Giant Killer Muse!

2007-08-17T14:04:18-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,522, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

It's lurking in the dark corners, waiting to overpower you with its inspired ideas. Fear the muse! Muses are evil! It's the Attack of the Giant Killer Muse! Sucks like a fifties horror movie summary, doesn't it?

Angel in Training

2007-06-05T17:11:04-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,800, Reviews: 50 Updated: 6-5-07 Published: 5-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to The Wooden Doll. I may technically be an angel now, but I still have a human heart. You can't expect me to attend to my duties and just ignore my little brother. Angel or not, it's not going to happen.

Initiation

2007-06-04T17:18:28-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 23 Published: 6-4-07
Status: Complete

As you know, my little brother is turning 21 in a few days, said Ed, We need to give him a proper adulthood initiation. You mean that you want to get him drunk, said Roy. Ed smiled mischievously.

Roses on the River

2007-03-06T16:37:03-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Trisha E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

He clutched the small bouquet of roses tightly in his hand, trying hard to find the dividing line between holding them too tightly and crushing them and holding them too loose and having them slip out of his fingers...

Astral Dreams

2007-02-02T13:39:12-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,719, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-2-07 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

I feel like a ghost, Brother, able to observe you in your daily activites, yet unable to interfere. People tell me that I'm just dreaming, but I feel that it's more than that.

My Body, Your Soul Revised

2007-01-04T17:01:04-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,822, Reviews: 34 Updated: 1-4-07 Published: 10-19-06
Status: In-Progress

A girl puts on a costume of Edward Elric, and gets way more than she bargained for. Plot based on an urban legend. A rewrite of my most classic piece of fanfiction.

The Wooden Doll

2006-12-23T14:45:52-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Angst
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 8, Words: 19,963, Reviews: 59 Updated: 12-23-06 Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

All Al wants is for his brother to be home for Christmas. Al Ed wants is to be ABLE to be home for Christmas. They couldn't bear to have this be the first Christmas they had ever spent apart. Something drastic would have to be done.

The Return of the Zombie Alchemist

2006-12-04T16:28:03-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,173, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to The Zombie Alchemist. The zombie's back, and this one doesn't seem so sweet and loving as the last one. Then again, this one doesn't have a mind either.

I Remember

2006-12-02T13:53:19-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Edward E. & Trisha E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,688, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

I remember the woman that used to tuck us in at night, soothe us when we cried, and turn our frowns into smiles. No one could ever replace our mother.

I'll Always Love Him, Mother

2006-11-07T18:06:45-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Trisha E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,676, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-7-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to I'll Bring Him Home, Mother. Al's POV. I miss him, Mother, and I miss you. My life is falling apart as I speak, but I'll continue to walk on. I have to.

I'll Bring Him Home, Mother

2006-10-29T12:39:08-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Trisha E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,368, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-29-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to I'll Take Care of Him, Mother. Movie spoilers. Mom, I don't know where he is, but I know he's still alive, and I'll bring him home, I promise. Al's POV.

I'll Take Care of Him, Mother

2006-10-10T00:08:28-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Trisha E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,849, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

Mom, I know I've let you down before. I didn't speak up when I should have. I could have prevented this all from happening. I won't let you down again. I'll take care of my brother.

Teach Me to Fly

2006-10-04T01:24:50-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Mystery
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 9, Words: 13,141, Reviews: 187 Updated: 10-4-06 Published: 5-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Ed won't tell Al what's happening, but Al knows something's up. Something bizarre. Something Ed's ashamed to talk about. Something to do with what Ed's hiding underneath his coat.

Ed, Roy, and the Foosball Table

2006-09-15T02:23:29-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,238, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-15-06
Status: Complete

I have a very strange perception of fun...for instance, channeling a couple spirits who call themselves Ed and Roy while they're playing a game of Astral Foosball. Stupid, but fun.

The Stranger from the Gate

2006-08-07T15:20:50-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Prue H. & Phoebe H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,152, Reviews: 43 Updated: 8-7-06 Published: 2-15-06
Status: In-Progress

The Halliwells find a badly injured and barely conscious teenage boy on their doorstep. He's obviously not from around here. Who is he, where did he come from, and what does he want?

One Year

2006-08-01T15:59:40-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 13, Words: 26,814, Reviews: 104 Updated: 8-1-06 Published: 3-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Amestris has been overthrown by Drachma, and the surviving Amestrian citizens taken prisoner and forced to work as slaves. But Amestris will rise again. I know it. I believe it. I feel it. Amestris will rise again, and I will help that to happen.

Me, Myself, and I

2006-07-19T14:53:14-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 12, Words: 23,596, Reviews: 136 Updated: 7-19-06 Published: 2-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Hi, my name is Katie Greene, and this is the sequal to My Body, Your Soul. Edward has been reincarnated, but not all is happily ever after. He's starting to forget who he was. Have I been possessed again? Get out of my body, whoever you are!

The Zombie Alchemist

2006-06-15T16:27:25-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 15, Words: 23,371, Reviews: 115 Updated: 6-15-06 Published: 3-2-06
Status: Complete

Al, now a State Alchemist himself, has just made a discovery that could potentially be a powerful weapon in war...or their own downfall. No one living will listen to reason. This is a dead man's job.

The Zodiac People: Reuniting the Twelve

2006-06-08T18:44:52-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Fantasy
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,236, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-8-06 Published: 5-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to The Zodiac People. Andromeda shows up all of a sudden, and tells Al that something has happened to her parents, but she doesn't know what. What could possibly have happened to Ed and Winry?

Birthdays and Rumplestiltskin

2006-06-03T15:25:46-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,317, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

Ed and Roy tell a very messed up version of Rumplestilskin for my brother's birthday. Sigh. Warning: Crazy writer at keyboard.

One Hundred Year Old Teenager

2006-06-03T13:21:00-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,155, Reviews: 35 Updated: 6-3-06 Published: 5-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Magic is in her blood. No matter what her grandfather says, she can't resist the urge to follow her heart...but what has her magic done to him? He's...different...now...

Welcome to My World, I Think

2006-05-26T10:08:28-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 33 Updated: 5-26-06 Published: 5-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Here I'm having an almost normal day for once, when suddenly, BOOM! Ed appears. Now what am I supposed to do?

I Will Return: Distant Memories

2006-05-23T10:21:26-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,861, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-23-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to I Will Return. He doesn't remember anything. Roy is frustrated, Al is concerned, and people recognize him on the street, but he doesn't remember. He won't remember.

I Will Return

2006-05-19T10:43:31-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Mystery
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,165, Reviews: 29 Published: 5-19-06
Status: Complete

Roy frowned at his son. Where had he learned about alchemy? All he would say was that his friend 'Edward' had taught him, but Edward Elric had been missing for years.

SG1 on the Alchemy Planet

2006-04-25T15:33:17-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,915, Reviews: 51 Updated: 4-25-06 Published: 1-23-06
Status: In-Progress

SG1 find themselves on a planet that is strangely similar to Earth. But something's not quite right.

FullMetal Alchemist vs Monty Python

2006-04-25T14:07:57-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 11, Words: 9,097, Reviews: 57 Updated: 4-25-06 Published: 1-12-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when you mix the FullMetal Alchemist characters with the idiotic, dry humor of Monty Python? I'm not going to claim that this is good, but then, neither is Monty Python all by itself. This is called not even trying and getting results.

The Zodiac People

2006-04-12T18:11:18-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 15, Words: 26,281, Reviews: 148 Updated: 4-12-06 Published: 2-19-06
Status: Complete

Ed is sent on a misson to defeat the creatures called the zodiac people, who have the powers of the zodiac and can change into the elements their signs represent. But there is a very important detail about the mission that he doesn't know about.

Across Time and Space

2006-04-04T17:36:20-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 17, Words: 24,690, Reviews: 69 Updated: 4-4-06 Published: 12-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Picks up where the anime left off. Ed must cross time and space to try to find a way back home.

Thoughts in the Rain

2006-04-01T12:08:57-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Walking through the rain, and getting myself soaked, I'm thinking of you. I may never see you again, but I'm thinking of you.

The Joke's On Us

2006-03-28T17:09:07-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Winry R.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,706, Reviews: 103 Updated: 3-28-06 Published: 3-23-06
Status: In-Progress

Who is better at telling jokes, Ed, Winry, or Al? You decide. Jokes will not exceed a T rating, but they'll still be pretty darn funny!

Lost and Found Characters

2006-03-05T13:29:42-08:00

Author: agent000
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,931, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-5-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Ed and Al are lost characters, trying to find their creator. But how is one supposed to find where they belong when they don't know who they are, or what show they're from?