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Two Sides

2009-03-10T16:11:53-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 4, Words: 21,410, Reviews: 182 Updated: 3-10-09 Published: 5-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Kyoya’s son wants Haruhi as his new mother and Kyoya is at a loss. But Haruhi has come back to Japan for one purpose, and it isn’t to play mommy with the Ootori heir.

The Fox and The Prince

2009-02-17T16:29:29-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,051, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-17-09
Status: In-Progress

The little prince should have known better than to intrude. And 100 years later, it's Sasuke who's paying the price. Retelling of kitsune folklore and Cupid and Psyche. NaruSasu Yaoi

The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka

2009-02-13T15:43:58-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 16, Words: 55,397, Reviews: 598 Updated: 2-13-09 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

Kyoya Ootori has been given an ultimatum by his father: make Haruhi Fujioka his bride by the time he’s twenty one or he forfeits his rights to inherit the Ootori zaibatsu. But our wily heroine can never be swayed easily—or will she? Sequel up.

The Anniversary

2009-02-13T15:39:26-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,892, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-13-09
Status: In-Progress

And when Haruhi stared at the bride, she finally acknowledged that it was what she wanted all along as well. Epilogue to The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka. For Asurahaya020

Morning After Pill

2008-12-02T11:53:10-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,171, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

You are a mistake to be erased. He promised you one night. And one night is all you need. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi REPOST

Bread and Chocolate

2008-11-30T01:52:20-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,514, Reviews: 43 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

Of Masks and Deceit

2008-11-11T06:09:10-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Tamaki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,483, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

He had always lied all his life and had no intention to change. But a chance encounter may change all that and maybe it was time to give in to what he truly wanted and needed. Written for KyoTama day. Yaoi.

Unplanned

2008-09-21T13:32:44-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,488, Reviews: 160 Updated: 9-21-08 Published: 6-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Haruhi wants a child but not a husband. A friend helps and she finds herself in the right house, the right room, the right bed…and the wrong man.WTF!

Side of a Bullet

2008-09-19T16:06:49-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Sakura H. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,709, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-19-08
Status: In-Progress

She was an assassin, and he was her handler. Trapped in a world of lies, blood, sex and death, there is clearly no escape, and not even love can save a dying soul. KakaSaku

Twenty Fragments of a Broken Youth

2008-09-14T09:40:21-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,466, Reviews: 100 Updated: 9-14-08 Published: 6-29-08
Status: In-Progress

AU What happens if you dress up as a boy, your Student Council’s Vice President is attracted to your boy form and you make a mistake: ‘You belong to me now, Fujioka.’ KyoHaru

Mula sa Full House ng Puto

2008-09-13T16:40:42-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: Filipino, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,944, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-13-08 Published: 9-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Isang mahirap na istudyante ay biglang naging yaya sa alaga ng isang mayamang binata. Yan pa at maraming kanapanabik na kwento ng bagong telenovela na inihahatid ng...Mula sa Full House ng Puto Frog Prince Stairway To Meteor Garden. KyoHaru

Not In The Equation

2008-09-12T14:54:04-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,489, Reviews: 75 Updated: 9-12-08 Published: 7-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Haruhi loved her job as a teacher at the prestigious Ouran High. What she didn’t expect was repeatedly getting molested by Kyoya Ootori, the school’s number one student. KyoHaru Citrus

The Joys of Reading

2008-09-02T06:03:48-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,377, Reviews: 50 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi

Abstract

2008-08-30T17:33:09-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,004, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

He was supposed to be there for the art. He got more, so much more. KyoHaru

Of Alcohol and Confessions

2008-08-30T17:30:06-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,504, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

“And right now, if he burst through that door, asking me to marry him, I would do it in a heartbeat.” Then she slumped to the counter. “But it’s all over now. I missed my chance. I can never get him back." Sequel to Thank God for Rumours KyoHaru

A Little Suprise

2008-08-25T17:47:30-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tamaki S. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,084, Reviews: 58 Published: 8-25-08
Status: In-Progress

It’s not everyday when a kid comes up to you and calls you Mommy, especially when you‘re Suoh Tamaki. More so when said kid calls Ootori Kyoya as his Daddy. KyoTama shonen-ai. For dark mirth.

No Recipe For Love

2008-08-25T17:43:06-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,915, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Falling out of love with your best friend is easy. Falling in love with your best friend’s father is another thing altogether.

The Little Things in Life

2008-08-24T08:13:11-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ulquiorra & Grimmjow J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

It was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for Kalachuchi

The Sweetest Sin

2008-08-12T12:55:12-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,582, Reviews: 36 Published: 8-12-08
Status: In-Progress

So beautiful, so sweet. I loved her so much. Is it wrong to love your own daughter this way? KyoHaru

Miscalculations

2008-07-12T11:15:43-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,828, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Otherwise known as the fic where Kyoya Ootori’s world turned upside down when at eighteen, he is the one impregnated by Haruhi Fujioka. Mpreg.

Thank God For Rumors

2008-05-26T22:32:09-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,643, Reviews: 49 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 5-19-08
Status: Complete

Haruhi makes a callous comment and Kyoya is set to prove them wrong. Mei intervenes but her way to bring the two of them together might be more than what the pair could swallow. Includes a lapdancing Kyoya.

The Difference Between Fortune and Destiny

2008-05-10T05:48:15-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 16,749, Reviews: 34 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

AU He never believed in fate. Nor did he expect to fall in love with someone like her. But it was time to show him that the unexpected can be wonderful. Fluffy and romantic KyoHaru.

The Cure

2008-05-08T05:37:11-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 909, Reviews: 24 Published: 5-8-08
Status: Complete

Kyoya feels that it's Haruhi's fault that he got sick. And now he demands relief. Rated M for safety

Wonders of the Female Persuasion

2008-05-07T05:43:05-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Tamaki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

Tamaki and Kyoya experiment on a little thing known as make-up. Crack.

Convincing Haruhi

2008-04-30T04:12:07-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Kyoya tries a number of ways to try and make Haruhi admit that they are together. Crack and perverted.

Adoration

2008-04-30T04:10:22-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 839, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Haruhi lists the things she loves about Kyoya. Fluff.

Defense Mechanisms

2008-04-29T06:12:39-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 783, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Things people should know about how Ootori Kyoya truly feels about Haruhi Fujioka.

Infinite Abyss

2008-03-18T05:49:44-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Katara & Zuko
Chapters: 10, Words: 25,984, Reviews: 191 Updated: 3-18-08 Published: 2-12-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Katara is Zuko's slave and tries to help him in capturing the Avatar. Goodbyes are said too early and I love you's too late. ZukoxKatara songfic. Rated M for sexual references.

Amor Est Potestas

2007-09-04T04:46:57-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,628, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Artemis Fowl II is invited by Minerva to her allgirls' college to hold a seminar. But is it time for Artemis to learn something called 'falling in love? ArtemisxMinerva, Post TLC, Prequel to A June Wedding

The Ultimate Zutara Guide: Marriage Issues

2007-07-23T07:39:25-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,350, Reviews: 42 Updated: 7-23-07 Published: 3-30-06
Status: In-Progress

It’s inevitable that marriages have lots of ups and downs. Learn all about the many problems and joys of marriage Zutara style!

A June Wedding

2007-07-10T08:58:41-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,865, Reviews: 29 Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

We're planning a June wedding.' Master Artemis had no idea how right he would be. Minerva x Artemis

The Ultimate Zutara Guide: Raising Children

2007-03-16T06:04:39-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,561, Reviews: 60 Updated: 3-16-07 Published: 3-30-06
Status: In-Progress

Raising children is hard. Period. Learn the ways on how to raise a child Zutara style.

The Music of the Night

2006-08-23T20:54:29-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,298, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-23-06
Status: In-Progress

He saw it as a chance to have her in his arms again, whether she knows him or not, he doesn't care. As long as this magical night will forever cease to be a dream. DMHG

Blood

2006-07-25T06:46:52-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,151, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-25-06 Published: 7-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Revised I Know. A silent war rages on, a haunting past is revisited and only Katara can save Zuko's dying soul. ZUTARA

I Know

2006-05-01T08:24:55-08:00

Author: catharticdeficit
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 16, Words: 45,329, Reviews: 238 Updated: 5-1-06 Published: 1-19-06
Status: In-Progress

ABANDONED. Sorry, y'all. It's been a year after the war. Zuko is made Fire Lord and Katara is the chieftess of their tribe. A betrayal occurs and the payment asked is the ultimate sacrifice. ZukoXKatara. Zutara.