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Vampire Daddy

2009-07-29T22:59:28-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 4, Words: 18,434, Reviews: 67 Updated: 7-29-09 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

Edward's angst when Bella discovers she's pregnant, follows through Renesmee's birth, Edward's acceptance. R&R "I had to stop this...If it was kids she wanted she could have them. As many as she wanted. Just not this child. The worst one. Mine."

The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical

2009-07-18T21:01:12-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,962, Reviews: 144 Updated: 7-18-09 Published: 2-1-08
Status: Complete

A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R

Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees

2009-07-18T21:00:16-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 14,247, Reviews: 327 Updated: 7-18-09 Published: 1-27-06
Status: Complete

A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R

I Saw Emmett Naked

2009-07-07T00:47:45-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,129, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-7-09 Published: 6-9-09
Status: In-Progress

In her short life thus far Renesmee had thought she'd seen it all! Turns out that was all just the beginning...

War! What Is It Good For?

2009-06-30T16:42:18-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alice
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,398, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

“Emmett, I guarantee you my sex life is far more fulfilling than yours,” Jasper said smugly. “And that my brother, is exactly why I have declared war!" The unofficial sequel to "Let's Talk About Sex" Alice's PoV. mild-sexual references. ONESHOT! R&R

Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon

2009-05-23T03:00:35-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,912, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

What was the right way to say goodbye? When was the right time? Was it right to be leaving at all? How wrong I had been about ever thinking it was acceptable to be with Bella… Edwards PoV New Moon, ONESHOT! R&R

Let's Talk About Sex

2008-09-07T18:56:22-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,916, Reviews: 54 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”

Nothing’s gonna harm you…Not while I’m around

2008-06-16T12:31:59-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Severus S. & Eileen P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,665, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

The events of Severus' summer after his fifth year. ONESHOT! R&R

The Dark Mark on Hermione Granger's Forearm

2008-04-06T18:54:14-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 868, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

Hermione's experience being Bellatrix. ONESHOT! R&R

And the Green Eyes Found the Black

2008-03-23T13:22:20-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,814, Reviews: 19 Updated: 3-23-08 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

Severus Snape made a mistake. His life was driven by pain and remorse, after all this time, always. All he wanted was a chance to fix it if he could. This is his chance...Sort of. Lily/Snape afterlife. R&R! ONESHOT! Formally titled Your Eyes

And all was well

2007-11-25T14:26:59-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 24 Updated: 11-25-07 Published: 11-24-07
Status: Complete

When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!

Mrs Lord Voldemort

2007-11-24T14:55:18-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-24-07
Status: Complete

There a few truly significant moments in Bellatrix Lestrange's life. This is one of them. R&R! ONESHOT!

As You Should Be Remembered

2005-12-23T16:44:22-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Cho C. & Cedric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-23-05
Status: Complete

Cedric Diggory, was generally a very happy person. He was cruelly murdered. Cho never got to say goodbye. R&R! ONESHOT!