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Mekrelmar

2009-12-15T21:20:19-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 22, Words: 21,100, Reviews: 150 Updated: 12-15-09 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Mekrelmar--Meh-krell-mar--: Disloyal, betrayer, one who commits treason, turncoat. Common definition: Worst possible sort of traitor in history.

Rules of Survival

2009-11-11T12:52:47-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Looney Tunes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,125, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-11-09
Status: In-Progress

The Looney Toons. Crazy, kooky, funny, lovable characters, or broken individuals with dark psychological pasts? Series of oneshots detailing the real story behind several of our favorite Loony Toons.

We Are Here

2009-09-19T16:38:50-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Horton Hears a Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 746, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-19-09
Status: Complete

Companion to "This Time." Rudy's point of view. Oneshot.

Beaten

2009-09-18T10:36:46-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Crossover: Bible and Grim and Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,289, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

When Mandy can't sleep, she wants a story. Simple enough. But her question "Has anyone cheated you, Grim?" gets under Death's skin, and prompts a bitter response about a humiliation that dates back thousands of years. Oneshot.

Machinery Master

2009-07-22T23:48:44-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Crossover: Invader Zim and Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Pairing: Zim & Optimus Prime
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,153, Reviews: 89 Updated: 7-22-09 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

Irkens have always been the masters of machinery, the technological terrors. Or have they? What are these strange vehicles following Zim and Dib? And why have they no drivers? First attempt at crossover. No romance. Possible ZADF.

Within the Zone

2009-07-06T01:37:15-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Twilight Zone
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

What really lies within the Twilight Zone? What drives the strange occurances in the lives of human beings?

This Time

2008-12-30T23:40:53-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Horton Hears a Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 738, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-30-08
Status: Complete

Denial: n an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable. oneshot

Amen

2008-07-16T23:06:21-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Edward Scissorhands
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,443, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

The recluse. The fanatic. The one quick to see demons in every shadow. What drives her obsession? Oneshot.

Skool Assignment

2008-07-13T14:07:59-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,138, Reviews: 32 Updated: 7-13-08 Published: 5-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Series of short oneshots. Zim has to write a poem? Gee, I wonder what he'd write... update More poem assignments from the cast.

Steel and Stone

2008-07-03T23:10:47-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Zim & Prof. Membrane
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,008, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-3-08
Status: Complete

Every week it's the same. Every trip is routine. Only, this time, things don't go according to plan. Oneshot. Implied ZADF, not ZADR.

Taht's gr8 111

2008-03-10T01:21:56-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

Wait wait wait... back up," Dib argued, "You can't have a story with both canon and AU, right? I mean, it just contradicts! It's not possible!" Oneshot. I'm taking a huge gamble with the title.

Song of Songs

2008-03-09T13:53:26-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,694, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-9-08 Published: 12-28-05
Status: In-Progress

An in-depth look at the book of Song of Songs. Rated M for mature sexual themes.

The Spider Man

2008-02-12T03:26:31-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,920, Reviews: 22 Updated: 2-12-08 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

The one paranormal creature that he didn’t believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.

When Logic Fails

2008-01-06T02:08:07-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Great Mouse Detective
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,145, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-6-08 Published: 1-7-06
Status: Complete

After the Flaversham case, Basil discovers that little Olivia had done more than steal his heart, she's awakened unwanted memories. At the same time, Ratigan is alive and he's about to drop a bombshell on Basil's already fragile world...

Maneem

2007-10-21T02:59:06-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 23, Words: 25,554, Reviews: 211 Updated: 10-21-07 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

Betrayed by my leaders. Captured by the enemy. Set free on their terms. Threatened with torture. The feeling of helplessness churns my squeedly spooch. But I am Zim, and I will not be conquered.

Not Our Family

2007-09-18T20:38:53-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,227, Reviews: 36 Updated: 9-18-07 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

This sort of thing happens to other families. Not us. It's impossible. How could I not have seen it? What am I doing wrong? Why can't I fix it?

Dib's Worst Nightmare

2007-08-11T20:57:52-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,744, Reviews: 47 Updated: 8-11-07 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Has Dib fallen into the worst possible situation? Is he really trapped on the Massive, with Red and Purple claiming to be his parents? It SEEMS like a ZADR RAPR story... but is it?

Another Set of Hands

2007-05-31T16:43:52-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 13, Words: 13,184, Reviews: 103 Updated: 5-31-07 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

In this sequel to Another Set of Eyes, Zim, Gaz, and Dib are intergalactic refugees, on the run from bounty hunters. Zim begins to learn the true meaning of family while Dib comes to accept his alien roots... absolutely no ZADR.

White Demon

2007-01-18T21:23:46-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,704, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot sequel to Green Angel. After Zim's experience with the hyuman child, several things change, but Dib refuses to believe the alien has changed.

You, Kim

2006-09-07T16:39:37-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Edward Scissorhands
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-7-06
Status: Complete

On contemplating Edward Scissorhands. I don't know how to describe this poem, you'll have to read and judge for yourself.

Green Angel

2006-05-19T19:59:53-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,359, Reviews: 36 Published: 5-19-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot Firstperson. It was never the intention of Zim to care for anyone. Zim wanted no one, Zim needed no one. Yet cries of a smeet from a dark alley cracked one Irken's shell...

The Last Word

2006-04-27T00:53:34-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Gaz & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,666, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-27-06
Status: Complete

Even with Earth destroyed, Zim cannot stop until he breaks Dib's spirit. How far will he go to do so? Rated M for violence and gore, lots of gore. Very dark oneshot.

Shamed

2006-04-25T23:23:52-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-25-06
Status: Complete

Brief freeverse poem describing the atmosphere Erik grew up in.

Shattered Mind

2006-04-16T19:18:28-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,730, Reviews: 49 Updated: 4-16-06 Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

Dib has laid out every single thing he will do to Zim and how he will get his hands on the alien, but he didn't count on Zim's intense will to survive, even from the grave...

True Vision

2006-04-16T14:41:43-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Great Mouse Detective
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,790, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-16-06 Published: 1-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to When Logic Fails. Leesha is trying to cope with her blindness in busy London, and Basil is worried about what will happen when he can't take care of her. When his health takes a nosedive, Leesha begins to wonder too...

Pennies and Paperclips

2006-03-11T18:26:18-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Gir
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,979, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-11-06 Published: 3-7-06
Status: Complete

Whys Maneem so sad? I trys to be good, I trys to be smart, but computer says I can't be smart an' I won't grow no more. Maneem's real sad a lot now, did I do something wrong? Or did she get a bad Irkomm message about me?

Another Set of Eyes

2006-03-07T06:55:39-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 20, Words: 15,183, Reviews: 112 Updated: 3-7-06 Published: 2-7-06
Status: Complete

Bwahahahaha! I finally have Dib exactly where I want him. He's unarmed, and completely in my power! Aaaaahh, I can just smell the sweet scent of revenge. And revenge I shall have, for I AM ZIM!

Prostitute to the Nations

2006-01-30T14:51:11-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,792, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-30-06
Status: Complete

Ezekiel 16 fleshed out in more descriptive terms, with a little historical fiction mixed in for Ezekiel's reaction. Hearing from God is not an easy thing!

Alone

2006-01-02T22:33:48-08:00

Author: HeCallsMeHisChild
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

What happens to the Phantom when Christine leave him to his inner demons?