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PeutÊtre

2009-10-31T09:16:33-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,470, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

We all have secrets we need to keep.

Please Note

2009-10-21T15:56:41-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Hardcastle and McCormick
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

What was in that note Teddy was going to leave for Mark in The Crystal Duck? Here's my take.

L'inoculation

2009-06-12T07:24:13-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,593, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Alfredo and Colette take Remy to the vet for his shots. The vet uses the wrong needle. H/c ensues. Hey, what did you expect? Fluffy wallow, so be forewarned.

Growing to Understand

2009-05-17T10:38:09-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,903, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-17-09 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

AU. A somewhat darker Dumbledore, in corporal-punishment Hogwarts, gives Severus a flogging.

Ratatouille: The Challenge

2009-05-10T06:23:21-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Friendship
Chapters: 18, Words: 43,461, Reviews: 129 Updated: 5-10-09 Published: 9-30-07
Status: In-Progress

My attempt at a sequel to the movie. A Europewide culinary competition is being held, and there are some who will stop at nothing to prevent our heroes from getting there. Finally updated *meep*

Film Noir

2009-05-07T18:46:52-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,537, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Linguini and Remy watch The Iron Giant on TV. Just a little snippet for all the Brad Bird fans.

Decouverte

2009-04-12T12:49:30-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,298, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Remember that boat on the Seine when Skinner was chasing Remy? Alfredo and Colette take a romantic cruise a year later, and hear the tale of the Flying Rat.

Endowment

2009-04-04T02:27:13-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

What's in a name? Colette pays her cheri a culinary compliment. Exactly-100-word drabble. Naughty.

Chagrin d'Amour

2009-01-30T01:19:15-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,794, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Ron and Harry are a couple. Hermione is rejected... or is she?

The Other

2008-06-23T16:09:09-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: George W. & Gregory G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,929, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

Bereavement makes for strange bedfellows, and comfort can come from the most unlikely sources. The story that wrote itself.

Hors d'Oeuvres

2008-06-13T04:34:59-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,487, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

A few Ratatouille vignettes. I know, I'm obsessed. Sue me.

Pests

2008-05-03T08:29:20-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,656, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

And don't come back, or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!" Do you think Linguini hung onto his anger till morning? Me neither.

L'Amour

2008-05-02T09:56:56-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

The first of a few stories inspired by lines from the movie. "Just tell me what the rat wants to cook." How does Colette come to accept Remy?

Merci

2008-05-02T06:50:41-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 402, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Credit where credit's due. A Rémy-Colette moment.

The Stepford Ratatouille

2008-01-23T17:51:09-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,405, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-23-08
Status: Complete

Alfredo appreciates his unusual family.

When There's A Will

2007-11-03T11:52:06-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,730, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

Missing scene. How did Remy get the papers to Linguini after the Great Vespa Chase?

Meals on Wheels

2007-08-20T17:20:30-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

Linguini teaches Colette to skate.

Awakening Remy

2007-08-18T02:11:59-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,702, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

Remy is in a coma after an attack. Can he be awoken? Apologies to everyone who has me down as a Potter author. Ratatouille was just so good, I'm obsessed for the foreseeable future.

Rita Gets It

2007-01-19T18:47:13-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Rita S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,217, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

“I think you ought to be taught a lesson,” Hermione said sternly.“What do you mean?” Rita snapped. “You’ve already told me not to write. I’m not standing for anything more!”Hermione suppressed a smile. “You won’t be standing.”Spanking smut. The End.

Aura

2007-01-19T15:06:28-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 26,049, Reviews: 113 Updated: 1-19-07 Published: 9-8-06
Status: In-Progress

After the Final Battle,Ron and Hermione, near death, are dumped upon a disgruntled Snape, now working at St. Mungo's. But there is more to the power of their friendship with the BoyWhoLived than he could have imagined.

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

2006-10-31T16:47:46-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,160, Reviews: 26 Published: 10-31-06
Status: Complete

It really is. I commandeered Hermione into reading it.

Growing Pains

2006-10-18T14:56:52-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,507, Reviews: 40 Updated: 10-18-06 Published: 9-21-06
Status: Complete

What if? In any selfrespecting British boarding school, serious infractions are punished by a caning. Even for first years. And going into a bathroom that contains a troll is most definitely a serious infraction, as Harry and Ron are about to find out.

Thoroughly Modern Millie

2006-10-07T13:43:27-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Millicent B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,621, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-7-06
Status: Complete

Millicent Bulstrode is a lesbian. Vignettes from first through sixth year.

Draco Gets a Spanking

2006-10-02T14:37:47-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Severus S. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,641, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

What if corporal punishment was used at Hogwarts? If Draco Malfoy thinks Severus Snape is going to go easy on him at Hogwarts just because he is his godfather, he's sadly mistaken...

Growing On Me

2006-09-28T10:42:51-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,040, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-28-06
Status: Complete

What if Hogwarts was a caning school, and Harry incurred a rather harsh punishment? Severus, Harry and Ron star in this standalone sequel to 'Growing Pains', and Hermione and Draco get cameos.

With A Little Help From My Friends

2006-09-08T16:03:39-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 9, Words: 12,981, Reviews: 111 Updated: 9-8-06 Published: 2-1-06
Status: Complete

Set in the summer after PoA. The Dursleys finally give Harry a beating. Ron and Hermione are there for him.Guest starring Molly Weasley and Poppy Pomfrey. Hurt comfort wallow: be forewarned. May be considered fluffy by some.

Scourgify

2006-09-05T06:28:58-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 21,405, Reviews: 69 Updated: 9-5-06 Published: 5-24-06
Status: Complete

Umbridge,with the help of Malfoy,finally gets to use her Permission for Whipping on Ron.Harry blows up,Hermione helps,Ginny does her bit,and the twins and the DA get a cameo.Hurt comfort.Trio friendship.Rated for violence.

Throw me a Line

2006-07-19T09:20:12-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,447, Reviews: 129 Updated: 7-19-06 Published: 6-26-06
Status: In-Progress

In the summer before CoS, Ron finds Harry's back covered with welts. See Abused!Harry. See Ron try to keep Harry's secret. See Hermione try and stop him getting hurt again. See Fred and George get the wrong idea. Hurtcomfort, Trio friendship.

Helping Hand

2006-05-20T09:59:03-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 19,048, Reviews: 100 Updated: 5-20-06 Published: 5-8-06
Status: Complete

Ron decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.

They Burn Witches, Don't They?

2006-03-30T12:55:46-08:00

Author: PutMoneyInThyPurse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,710, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

AU. 16th Century. During the Inquisition, a young witch is saved from burning by two of her friends. Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron. Trio friendship fic. Oneshot. Complete. Hurtcomfort.