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Condom Flavors

2009-11-08T09:47:47-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,401, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-8-09
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."

Brave New World

2009-10-25T11:54:57-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 9, Words: 32,814, Reviews: 414 Updated: 10-25-09 Published: 11-29-08
Status: In-Progress

/SasuSaku/ "I'll save you." It was a promise. "But, you're going to have to trust me." He then crashed his lips against hers, bringing her into his sweet corruption.

Motionless

2009-10-19T09:59:39-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,358, Reviews: 118 Updated: 10-19-09 Published: 5-22-07
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke's not going to live!" In which time means everything. "I'll give him my heart."

Stereotyping Uchiha's

2009-10-19T08:59:03-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 21, Words: 64,642, Reviews: 1424 Updated: 10-19-09 Published: 11-1-07
Status: In-Progress

/SasuSaku/ /AU/ "You, Uchiha Sasuke, are a hormonal-crazed, perverted, testosterone-filled, growing boy." Kakashi frowned. "Sakura is a pure, and innocent, going to STAY a virgin, growing girl." Smug smirk. "Whatever you say."

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

2009-08-23T10:55:45-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,884, Reviews: 267 Updated: 8-23-09 Published: 9-20-08
Status: In-Progress

/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 05. Kiss Me Thru The Phone. Never have phone sex when your dad is in the next room. "Uchiha, I demand that you talk sex in front of my family, just like you did on the phone with my daughter."

Rubato Sonata

2009-07-29T11:20:55-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,295, Reviews: 33 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Nowadays, she figured that going to a diner at 2 a.m. for self-proclaimed "World's best Coffee" and a meal with Sasuke was more of a self-help meeting than a friendship. Meh. As long as he paid.

Vanishing Orchestras

2009-06-05T12:41:29-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,799, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-5-09
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "We accept the love we think we deserve.” Their touches aren't rough nor meaningless, but hovering somewhere in between.

Room 21

2009-03-28T10:05:06-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,039, Reviews: 119 Updated: 3-28-09 Published: 5-21-07
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.

Daybreak

2009-01-30T13:14:41-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,064, Reviews: 105 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."

Handlebars

2009-01-04T14:44:15-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,149, Reviews: 168 Updated: 1-4-09 Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.

The It Girl

2008-12-19T11:55:36-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,169, Reviews: 158 Updated: 12-19-08 Published: 4-29-08
Status: In-Progress

/SasuSaku/ /AU/ It only takes a few parties to crash, a few sways of the hips, an extra tight tube top, a blackberry, and more than enough snide remarks to take your revenge, to own Konoha High School, and to get Sasuke Uchiha to fall in love with you.

Wine and Cyanide Chasers

2008-12-18T14:35:20-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,635, Reviews: 40 Published: 12-18-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "You can't want this." And with every smile, every kiss, and every touch. He realizes just how dangerous she actually is. Christmas!fic for Becca.

Pestilence

2008-11-26T08:01:01-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,130, Reviews: 55 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ They were alike— in different ways, but nonetheless —and they were alone.

Fresca

2008-11-23T06:19:58-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,360, Reviews: 49 Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.

Whisper

2008-11-18T17:21:42-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,626, Reviews: 90 Updated: 11-18-08 Published: 2-9-07
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "What do you want me to say?" Sasuke asked, shuffling uncomfortably. “That you'll be with me until the end of time and finally admit to your undying—” Sakura paused for a moment, realizing the word she left off at. “—er...eternal love for me.”

Nail Polish

2008-10-30T14:13:42-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,553, Reviews: 72 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."

Tanabata

2008-10-24T20:47:29-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,681, Reviews: 181 Updated: 10-24-08 Published: 12-10-06
Status: In-Progress

/SasuSaku/ Because he was never made to love and she was never made to be loved.

Afterlife

2008-09-18T12:58:06-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,166, Reviews: 204 Updated: 9-18-08 Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

/ItaSaku/ /some SasuSaku/ /Dark/ /Lemons/ /Collection of one-shots/ Because the taste of her just wasn't enough.

A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone

2008-08-07T13:48:09-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,141, Reviews: 116 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."

Curses of Fear

2008-08-01T22:21:39-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,071, Reviews: 59 Updated: 8-1-08 Published: 6-2-07
Status: Complete

/ItaSaku/ "By the time you can even lay a scratch on me, I will have already shown you insanity."

Superhero

2008-07-22T17:11:06-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 74 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?

Forgiveness

2008-07-14T11:15:12-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 31 Updated: 7-14-08 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Because in the real world, irrational, naïve girls will never learn about true happily ever afters.

I'm Like a Lawyer

2008-06-22T10:34:14-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,721, Reviews: 62 Updated: 6-22-08 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Frown. She has... -cringe- "Matured."

The Reason

2008-06-16T23:36:51-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,492, Reviews: 86 Updated: 6-16-08 Published: 1-27-07
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ His habit: Get in bed, wrap an arm around her waist, let his chest press against her back. Then sleep. "Do you take Haruno Sakura, to be your wife? Through thick and thin, sickness and health..blahblahblah.." Pause. Nod. "I do." Smirk. I do.

Homecoming Queen

2008-06-04T22:22:00-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,369, Reviews: 103 Updated: 6-4-08 Published: 9-4-07
Status: Complete

/SasuSaku/ Because some moments are just too precious to ever let go.

Katana's Edge

2007-11-01T17:40:40-08:00

Author: EWHH its Kenna
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,471, Reviews: 81 Published: 11-1-07
Status: In-Progress

/ItaSaku/ Smirk. "So, kunoichi. Have you told your precious Sasuke-kun about OUR son, yet?" WARNING: UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.