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Clay and Puppets

2009-05-13T06:52:43-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 34, Words: 176,066, Reviews: 911 Updated: 5-13-09 Published: 8-18-07
Status: In-Progress

In which, Sasori gains, through a string of seemingly unfortunate incidents, a new partner named Deidara - who seeks to get to know Sasori, while adjusting to his new life in the evil organisation of the Akatsuki. DeiSaso. Yaoi.

Learn

2009-04-08T05:33:14-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,838, Reviews: 26 Updated: 4-8-09 Published: 9-18-08
Status: In-Progress

In which, is a series of drabbles, as Sasuke comes to learn certain things throughout his life. Contains mild traces of yaoi, AU qualities, and irate mothers.

Surrender Soldier

2009-04-05T06:50:33-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,737, Reviews: 33 Updated: 4-5-09 Published: 9-4-08
Status: In-Progress

In which, Sasuke has been in love with Naruto from the first day he arrived at the Konoha Trauma Orphanage - but around the trials of living in a building only one step away from being a mental hospital, who has time for such things? AU, Yaoi. NaruSasu

車輪の兄弟 Sharingan no Gokyoudai

2008-08-14T04:05:50-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 9, Words: 40,750, Reviews: 175 Updated: 8-14-08 Published: 12-12-07
Status: In-Progress

In which, Itachi has been captured and is being held in Kumogakure. As the trial over the infamous Uchiha killer rages between Konoha and Kumo, will Sasuke's visits to his brother's cell reveal that he still holds a bond with his brother? Yaoi. ItaSasu.

Technophobia

2008-06-25T00:19:47-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,423, Reviews: 64 Updated: 6-25-08 Published: 1-4-08
Status: In-Progress

In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout, which causes fear and confusion in the members - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Slight Yaoi. Crack!fic.

Our Icha Icha Paradise

2008-03-25T09:24:10-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 9, Words: 18,389, Reviews: 174 Updated: 3-25-08 Published: 10-13-07
Status: Complete

In which, the guys must live together in a house known as 'The Icha Icha House'. Pairings all around with SasuNaru, LeeGaa, ShikaNeji, and ShinoKiba. Probably not going to be updated again.

60 Things Uchiha Sasuke Must Remember

2007-12-16T23:12:37-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,294, Reviews: 64 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

In which, is sixty things Uchiha Sasuke must always remember. May contain humorous traces of yaoi, and peanuts. :Humor:

Companion of the Kazekage

2007-11-28T01:00:45-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Neji H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,247, Reviews: 77 Updated: 11-28-07 Published: 10-22-07
Status: In-Progress

In which, Gaara is the Kazekage, reigning over the kingdom of Sunagakure. Encouraged by his siblings to mailorder a companion because they believe him to be lonely, he fills in a form to specify what he wanted, and is sent a boy by the name Neji. Yaoi AU

50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do

2007-10-11T04:38:15-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,202, Reviews: 88 Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humerous traces of yaoi. :Humor:

Siriusly Misunderstood

2007-10-03T03:42:03-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 20, Words: 42,629, Reviews: 402 Updated: 10-3-07 Published: 7-9-06
Status: Complete

In which, Remus has harboured feelings for Sirius for years, but Sirius is oblivious. Unfortunately, Remus is, as per usual, Siriusly misunderstood. .:RLSB Slash:.

Of BugLovers and DogBoys

2007-08-20T01:17:19-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Shino A. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 19, Words: 8,703, Reviews: 163 Updated: 8-20-07 Published: 4-15-07
Status: Complete

In which, is a series of drabbles and oneshots dedicated to the Shino/Kiba fan-pairing.

Leader!

2007-05-30T03:25:52-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 35 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarressing ritual they know all too well. :Humor:

The Message Said

2007-03-30T01:25:04-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 13, Words: 20,017, Reviews: 435 Updated: 3-30-07 Published: 10-14-06
Status: Complete

In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem with this? The message holds Sirus' confession of love for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB.

I’ll Stop If You Stop!

2007-01-28T05:38:55-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 95 Published: 1-28-07
Status: Complete

In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi. NaruSasu.

Passing Notes

2006-12-02T01:46:33-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,929, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

In which, Sasuke has been pinning after Naruto for a while, and finally decides to write him a note asking him out - but the message gets a little lost along the way... NaruSasu. Yaoi.

Baby Got Back

2006-09-17T05:16:42-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 84 Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.

I Hate You

2006-09-01T04:06:58-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 34 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

In which, Harry and Draco try to get the better of one another. Will it all end in tears? :SLASH: of the HPDM variety.

Must Be Emo

2006-07-07T07:03:59-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,631, Reviews: 70 Updated: 7-7-06 Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

In which, The Marauders are scared and confused because the entire of Hogwarts has been placed under a curse, turning everyone, including the professors, into Emo's! MWPPEra. A little Slash, RLSB. Do Not read if an Emo, you'd probably only cry. You pansy.

Not Fat

2006-07-06T08:51:38-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,164, Reviews: 65 Updated: 7-6-06 Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

In which, Sirius is convinced he is fat. Can Remus, our beloved werewolf, prove him otherwise? SLASH. Angst, Fluff. RLSB!

In My Pants

2006-04-11T03:15:21-08:00

Author: Emerald Elf-Slytherin707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,940, Reviews: 164 Published: 4-11-06
Status: Complete

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'In my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.