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Clay and Puppets

2009-12-01T04:28:48-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Adventure
Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 36, Words: 190,311, Reviews: 1020, In-Progress

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi. Being Re-Written as of 12/10/2011.

車輪の兄弟 Sharingan no Gokyoudai

2009-11-19T00:56:19-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 10, Words: 43,625, Reviews: 213, In-Progress

In which, Itachi has been captured and is being held in Kumogakure. As the trial over the infamous Uchiha criminal rages between Konoha and Kumo, will Sasuke's visits to Itachi's cell reveal that he still holds a bond with his brother? Yaoi. ItaSasu.

Remembering to be Scared

2009-11-13T05:24:54-08:00

Author: Emerald707
9
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
9 & 5
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,147, Reviews: 23, In-Progress

In which, things have changed since the death of the B.R.A.I.N, including 9’s feelings for 5 – and a trip into the Emptiness just might be needed to finally bring them together. : 9/5 :

Learn

2009-04-08T05:33:14-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,474, Reviews: 29, In-Progress

In which, is a series of drabbles, of lessons that Sasuke has come to learn over the years. Contains mild traces of yaoi, AU qualities, and irate mothers.

Technophobia

2008-06-25T00:19:47-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,472, Reviews: 70, Complete

In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.

Our Icha Icha Paradise

2008-03-25T09:24:10-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 9, Words: 19,919, Reviews: 181, Complete

In which, the guys must live together in a house known as 'The Icha Icha House'. Pairings all around with SasuNaru, LeeGaa, ShikaNeji, and ShinoKiba. Probably not going to be updated again.

60 Things Uchiha Sasuke Must Remember

2007-12-16T23:12:37-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 79, Complete

In which, is sixty things Uchiha Sasuke must always remember. May contain humorous traces of yaoi, and peanuts.

50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do

2007-10-11T04:38:15-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 111, Complete

In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.

Siriusly Misunderstood

2007-10-03T03:42:03-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 20, Words: 44,415, Reviews: 435, Complete

In which, Remus has harboured feelings for Sirius for years, but Sirius is oblivious. Unfortunately, Remus is, as per usual, Siriusly misunderstood. .:RLSB Slash:.

Of BugLovers and DogBoys

2007-08-20T01:17:19-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Shino A. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 19, Words: 9,129, Reviews: 166, Complete

In which, is a series of drabbles and oneshots dedicated to the Shino/Kiba fan-pairing.

Leader!

2007-05-30T03:25:52-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 42, Complete

In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.

The Message Said

2007-03-30T01:25:04-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 13, Words: 20,868, Reviews: 458, Complete

In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem? It holds a confession of Sirius' slightly-less-than-platonic feelings for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB

I'll Stop If You Stop!

2007-01-28T05:38:55-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 112, Complete

In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?

Baby Got Back

2006-09-17T05:16:42-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,237, Reviews: 103, Complete

In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.

I Hate You

2006-09-01T04:06:58-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 41, Complete

In which, Harry and Draco try to get the better of one another. Will it all end in tears? SLASH of the HPDM variety.

Not Fat

2006-07-06T08:51:38-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,294, Reviews: 72, Complete

In which, Sirius is convinced he is fat. Can Remus, our friendly neighbourhood werewolf, prove him otherwise? SLASH.

In My Pants

2006-04-11T03:15:21-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,922, Reviews: 236, Complete

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.