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Envying Monte Cristo

2009-12-18T21:59:31-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Kim P. & Brick F.
Chapters: 15, Words: 42,453, Reviews: 236 Updated: 12-18-09 Published: 2-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Kim has been presumed dead for six years. Now she has returned to Middleton with a strange alliance and the question of who had sold her out.

Not Supposed to Be Incestuous

2009-12-18T20:29:13-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Joss Possible & Tim/ Jim P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,721, Reviews: 16 Updated: 12-18-09 Published: 4-18-08
Status: In-Progress

A fic involving a teenage Joss Possible. When she is nominated to crash a rival prom, things go a little amiss.

Spelled: Adventures of a Goose Girl

2009-12-16T19:44:09-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 24,139, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-16-09 Published: 10-19-09
Status: In-Progress

A story in which a sorcerer's daughter is turned into a goose, works in a kitchen, associates with squirrels, goblins, and murderers, and perhaps discovers true love.

The Curse

2008-08-01T18:37:44-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-1-08
Status: Complete

Maybe she could not be a princess, but she still wanted her fairy tale!

Starlight, Star Bright

2008-07-13T15:55:01-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 37,978, Reviews: 56 Updated: 7-13-08 Published: 8-8-07
Status: In-Progress

Fawn is all set to marry her prince. But then she is horribly murdered, and before she knows it the Cinderella story is set in motion.

The Mirror and the Fairest

2008-04-20T12:30:46-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-20-08
Status: Complete

Are evil queens born as such? Is the title of the Fairest eternal? When do fairy tales end? A twist on Snow White.

Wanted: Fairy Godmother

2008-04-06T18:54:01-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 22, Words: 44,046, Reviews: 241 Updated: 4-6-08 Published: 11-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls. And perhaps a little more...

Phone Call

2007-12-05T18:54:18-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Nathan P. & Heidi P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-5-07
Status: Complete

A call from Texas gets Heidi thinking about the past. Post Powerless

Celandine, As Herself

2007-10-07T22:20:34-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,571, Reviews: 51 Updated: 10-7-07 Published: 6-10-07
Status: In-Progress

You know all those princesses that receive gifts from fairies? What the heck is a princess supposed to do if her gifts are suddenly taken away?

Jack's Day Off

2007-10-07T22:19:00-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: 24
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,479, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-7-07 Published: 2-19-07
Status: In-Progress

What does our favorite CTU agent do when he isn't saving the world?

Office Pranks and a Poltergeist

2007-10-07T22:17:42-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Percy W. & George W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,647, Reviews: 66 Updated: 10-7-07 Published: 7-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for George and Percy to run a shop together after all. DH Spoilers.

Wives of Werewolves Club

2007-10-07T22:14:25-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Fleur D. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,074, Reviews: 142 Updated: 10-7-07 Published: 9-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Fleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.

Someone To Talk To

2007-07-24T19:04:28-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Pairing: Fleur D. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

Fleur mourns a friendship that never quite happened. Readers of Wives of Werewolves will understand. DH Spoilers.

Wrong Pronoun

2007-07-23T22:31:07-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Family
Pairing: George W. & Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

A couple of Weasley men get some office work done. It's set after DH, it contains spoilers, there you go.

Matchsticks Made of Straw

2007-07-09T11:32:26-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 20, Words: 52,457, Reviews: 173 Updated: 7-9-07 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

A miller's daughter who pretends to spin straw into gold. Her brother who sort of really does. A grumpy palace guard who's onto the whole thing. Rumplestiltskin has never caused so much trouble.

Forever

2007-07-03T09:21:02-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

A princess tells a rival, and the world, her side of the story of the Little Mermaid.

Saying Something Stupid

2007-05-24T17:02:54-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: 24
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 943, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-24-07
Status: Complete

Chloe and Morris head back to work after learning their big news. If only they can keep from ruining a special moment.

Film Jealousy

2007-03-14T18:25:01-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: 24
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,187, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-14-07 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

All Chloe and Milo wanted was a fun night at the movies. Why are ex husbands such pains? ChloeMorris

Yamanuchi Girls

2007-02-25T17:07:19-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Pairing: Ron S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

A young woman of Yamanuchi is always at peace with the universe. Even when love is lost. At least, she should be.

Women's Shoes

2006-12-30T12:39:13-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: 24
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,312, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-30-06
Status: Complete

What kind of man sells women's shoes in Beverly Hills? ChloeMorris

The Christmas Bluebird

2006-12-25T23:53:57-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,732, Reviews: 56 Updated: 12-25-06 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

What chance does a poor carpenter have to win the hand of a princess? My retelling of the holiday story.

Student Teaching

2006-12-16T10:38:54-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: N. Tonks & Hermione G.
Chapters: 10, Words: 6,706, Reviews: 76 Updated: 12-16-06 Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

Do Hogwarts professors just get to be professors? Or are they forced to suffer first?

Not Another Cynical Fairy Tale Satire!

2006-12-03T14:26:21-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,278, Reviews: 87 Updated: 12-3-06 Published: 2-10-04
Status: In-Progress

Just a few fractured fairy tales full of modernday cynicism and despondancy.

Dreams

2006-12-02T16:35:18-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Nathan P. & Heidi P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,021, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes Nathan forgets what he loves about this world. And sometimes he remembers.

The Nixie

2006-10-17T17:47:45-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,069, Reviews: 39 Updated: 10-17-06 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

Things wait in the water by the old mill pond... and they never forget a promise made.

From the Ashes

2006-09-09T17:48:05-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Salazar S. & Helga H.
Chapters: 29, Words: 74,721, Reviews: 122 Updated: 9-9-06 Published: 4-23-04
Status: Complete

When prophecies lead to war, four friends are instructed to form Hogwarts. And then they find some prophecies concern them.

Men Are Inferior

2006-08-23T13:38:58-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Molly W. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,140, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

Molly and Tonks discuss the idiocy of men and other facts of life women should know.

Dear Viktor

2006-08-16T22:16:52-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Viktor K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,350, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-16-06 Published: 11-10-03
Status: Complete

What was actually in the letter Hermione wrote to Viktor Krum? Probably not what you'd think. THE REPLY IS UP!

Dark Tower

2006-07-15T14:54:25-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-15-06
Status: Complete

Why do some princesses stay unrescued?

Sunflower

2006-05-31T00:43:40-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 32 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, a simple gardener fell in love with a princess.

Heroes Anonymous: A Wedding & Some Funerals

2006-04-22T14:43:26-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,196, Reviews: 36 Updated: 4-22-06 Published: 11-5-05
Status: Complete

The longawaited sequel to Heroes Anonymous. It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day! How will anyone, including the llamas, survive!

You Kissed a Synthodrone?

2006-02-13T12:04:16-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 32,570, Reviews: 200 Updated: 2-13-06 Published: 5-22-05
Status: Complete

Ah, the glorious final fifteen minutes of So the Drama. The action, the drama, the romance! Too bad it wasn't the real Kim there.

Teachers' Lounge Coffee

2006-01-17T09:09:51-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Shego & Ron S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,358, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

An accidentally stolen test, teaching burnout, a good fight, whatever makes a long day interesting. 1st Prize Winner.

Christmas Boots

2005-12-20T12:58:36-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,576, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-20-05
Status: Complete

Shego does some lastminute Christmas shopping for herself.

In the Name of Love

2005-10-04T17:09:27-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Neville L. & Fleur D.
Chapters: 9, Words: 6,993, Reviews: 121 Updated: 10-4-05 Published: 4-4-03
Status: Complete

Girls fight over Neville. Much with chaos, OOCness, blood & guts, and stupidity.

Flashbacks

2005-09-12T17:35:35-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Albus D. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 62 Published: 9-12-05
Status: Complete

Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.

Options

2005-07-03T14:53:45-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Fiona & Fernald
Chapters: 1, Words: 899, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-3-05
Status: Complete

Why Fiona did what she did.

The Veil Can Wait

2005-06-03T01:46:22-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Sirius B. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 16, Words: 38,668, Reviews: 262 Updated: 6-3-05 Published: 11-27-04
Status: Complete

Since Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...

Blaise's Birthday Party!

2005-05-02T11:56:45-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Blaise Z. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 547, Reviews: 37 Published: 5-2-05
Status: Complete

Hogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.

Gaming

2005-04-19T15:12:25-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Monique & Felix
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-19-05
Status: Complete

Monique gets bored during the prom and somehow winds up at Felix's place.

Heroes Anonymous

2005-04-19T13:49:46-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 21,399, Reviews: 68 Updated: 4-19-05 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Various angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!

Forget Parsley

2005-04-15T07:27:25-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-15-05
Status: Complete

3rd and final installment of the Parsley trilogy. End scene of So the Drama. You figure it out.

The Cafeteria Incident

2005-04-07T18:20:44-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kim P. & Ron S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 39,770, Reviews: 213 Updated: 4-7-05 Published: 2-24-05
Status: Complete

Formerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.

The Tale of the Rabbit Who Hopped Away

2005-03-04T14:24:46-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: 10th Kingdom
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-4-05
Status: Complete

Virginia gave Wolf a rabbit to cuddle. Wolf said the rabbit hopped away. Right. But what if he were telling the truth?

In

2005-02-21T10:48:54-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Esme S. & Count O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 35 Published: 2-21-05
Status: Complete

We all know it could happen... what happens when the latest trend changes a certain lady's allignment?

Nev

2005-02-19T23:20:55-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 17, Words: 25,927, Reviews: 112 Updated: 2-19-05 Published: 10-17-03
Status: Complete

A modern Snow White is thrown into a world of magic and secrets when she discovers a mystery of her family and is brought into the woods for protection.

Hesitation and Those Who Tend It

2005-02-10T16:47:31-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Captain W. & Fernald
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,919, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-10-05
Status: Complete

He who hesitates is lost. Actually, it leaves Captain Widdershins watching his girlfriend's kids.

How the Fans Stole the 6th Book

2004-12-29T22:36:58-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,330, Reviews: 65 Published: 12-29-04
Status: Complete

In the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?

I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead

2004-12-27T16:21:57-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Ron W. & Percy W.
Chapters: 31, Words: 106,440, Reviews: 844 Updated: 12-27-04 Published: 4-6-04
Status: Complete

After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?

Voldy Goes to BYU!

2004-10-22T19:39:37-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort & OC
Chapters: 13, Words: 7,894, Reviews: 116 Updated: 10-22-04 Published: 1-31-03
Status: Complete

Voldy converts to Mormonism, attends BYU, and joins a singles ward. And then love enters his life....

Hangover

2004-10-18T10:04:51-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shego & Drakken
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-18-04
Status: Complete

Inspired by Emotion Sickness. Postmoodulator Shego has a very interesting wakeup experience when she realizes all that she had done.

Beyond Parsley

2004-10-17T13:12:14-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 366, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-17-04
Status: Complete

Ron's thoughts during the Emotion Sickness episode.

Kitty Love

2004-10-08T09:56:07-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 54 Published: 10-8-04
Status: Complete

What happens when kitties fall in love?

Thrice Defied

2004-08-10T19:07:46-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort & Frank L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 37 Published: 8-10-04
Status: Complete

The one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?

Something Involving Ice

2004-06-30T18:45:24-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Edward Scissorhands
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,615, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-30-04
Status: Complete

Where did Edward get all that ice, anyway?

Wave On Wave

2004-06-14T11:28:19-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,621, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-14-04
Status: Complete

Mistakes are made, people change. But redemption is always harder sought alone.

Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage?

2004-06-06T10:49:48-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Percy W. & Arthur W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 72 Published: 6-6-04
Status: Complete

Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?

Brown

2004-04-05T23:05:10-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Percy W. & Penelope C.
Chapters: 31, Words: 48,428, Reviews: 143 Updated: 4-5-04 Published: 9-23-03
Status: Complete

Percy accidently become involved with a group seeking to destroy the Order of the Phoenix and must decide where he stands in the war.

Intelligent Conversations

2003-12-28T22:15:19-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gregory G. & Vincent C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 105 Published: 12-28-03
Status: Complete

What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.

Parsley

2003-12-22T07:48:02-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-22-03
Status: Complete

Ron's thoughts at a certain part near the end of the Christmas episode.

Passing Through

2003-11-17T15:53:45-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Samwise G. & Rosie C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-17-03
Status: Complete

Sam stops at his daughter's home soon after Rosie's death.

Sign of the Spyglass

2003-11-08T14:45:37-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Treasure Island
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-8-03
Status: In-Progress

A poem playing with the notion of what sort of person Silver's wife may have been.

Behind the Door

2003-08-30T11:27:00-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 64 Published: 8-30-03
Status: Complete

Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.

Snape's Revenge

2003-03-25T11:47:59-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 753, Reviews: 50 Published: 3-25-03
Status: Complete

Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.

One Step Too Far

2003-02-18T09:36:36-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Susan B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 61 Published: 2-18-03
Status: Complete

J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.

Death of a Fan

2003-02-13T23:15:24-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 55 Published: 2-13-03
Status: Complete

Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.

An Independent Ginny

2003-02-01T11:03:21-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 50 Published: 2-1-03
Status: Complete

Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.

The Conspiracy of Voldemort

2003-01-29T11:19:21-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 70 Published: 1-29-03
Status: Complete

Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?

Broken Slipper

2003-01-04T22:05:54-08:00

Author: Backroads
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 76 Published: 1-4-03
Status: Complete

An alternate ending to Cinderella: What is a single ball worth?