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Rules

2009-07-10T11:45:40-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Edward & Jacob
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,413, Reviews: 23, Complete

As I was saying, there are certain rules you need to follow to ensure my sanity and your life. And here they are.'- Edward sets some ground rules about dating Nessie with Jacob.

Church

2009-05-11T22:06:47-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,359, Reviews: 39, Complete

I quickly tuned out of Bella's thoughts. I was not going to get a hard-on during church. Absolutely not." --There's a reason why the Cullen's don't go to church anymore, and this is it. T for swearing and slight sexual references.

Fun Times

2009-03-15T15:57:41-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Family
Renesmee C./Nessie & Emmett
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 92, Complete

Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.

Banana

2009-01-30T19:52:42-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Edward & Emmett
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 53, Complete

Edward, what's your girlfriend DOING to that banana?

50 Things

2008-11-30T12:50:10-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Twilight
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 47, Complete

50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. No matter what.

Twilight Drinking Game

2008-11-29T21:50:11-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 18, Complete

I think the title says it all.

Kenny

2008-10-13T15:05:10-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: T
Humor
John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 9, Complete

With a story this short, any summary would give it away. Let's just say there's been a murder.

Deals

2008-09-19T23:46:35-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 3, Complete

McKay has a hard time living up to his end of the deal. Sheppard/McKay humor awaits inside...

Race

2008-08-15T14:15:42-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,394, Reviews: 7, Complete

It's a boring day in Atlantis, so Sheppard decides to makes it a bit more interesting...

Injury

2008-08-04T00:35:08-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: T
Humor/Friendship
Ronon D. & Jennifer K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 17, Complete

I just think it's funny that you of all people managed to get yourself shot in the ass." Ronon/Keller friendship fun!

Spider

2008-07-30T03:28:01-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: T
General/Romance
Ronon D. & Jennifer K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 972, Reviews: 18, Complete

It's 3:45 in the morning and Jennifer has a problem. So, she calls up Ronon and asks for some help. Ronon/Keller goodness.

Oreo

2008-07-28T23:50:20-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
General/Friendship
Ronon D. & Jennifer K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 26, Complete

Jennifer learns that Ronon has never had an Oreo before and feels the need to change that fact. Ronon/Keller friendship fluff!

Celebrity Jeopardy: Stargate Atlantis Edition

2008-07-26T02:05:39-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 12, Complete

The SNL version of Alex Trebek is back for another round of Celebrity Jeopardy and this times it's with Stargate Atlantis members.

Hero

2008-07-21T02:00:07-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
General/Friendship
Ronon D. & Jennifer K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 926, Reviews: 15, Complete

Ronon Dex never tried to be a hero...he just was. Ronon/Keller

Fashion!

2008-07-18T00:22:53-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 590, Reviews: 6, Complete

McKay, Sheppard, Ronon, and a Random Wraith Member all discover they have something in common.

Magic Powers!

2008-06-13T19:41:43-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Bones
English, Rated: T
Humor
S. Booth & T. Brennan
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,080, Reviews: 141, Complete

Bones inhales some marijuana, by accident of course, and guess who is left with the consequences? Booth. Yep. Booth gets to deal with a drugged Brennan. And Bones is saying some pretty interesting things. Rated T for slight swearing.

Are you in love?

2008-05-09T22:12:04-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Bones
English, Rated: K+
Humor
T. Brennan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 25, In-Progress

Angela sends Brennan a quiz about true love. Brennan takes the quiz and learns some interesting things about her realationship with Booth... Come on, read it! You know you want to.

TV Viewing

2008-04-24T15:31:01-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Bones
English, Rated: T
Humor
S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,244, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

Uh oh! Our favorite anthropologist has been watching MTV... and it seems to be taking over her life... Come on, read it. You know you want to. Rated T for language

Questions

2008-04-12T10:26:01-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Bones
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,028, Reviews: 28, Complete

Why is Booth always dreaming about Brennan? Why is Brennan always knocked up by Booth? All these questions and more answered!

Movies

2008-02-26T18:44:54-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Bones
English, Rated: K+
Humor
S. Booth & T. Brennan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,441, Reviews: 21, Complete

Angela and Hodgins venture out for some movie watching fun... and end up spying on two of their friends. Pairings: Bones and Booth. Hodgins and Angela. slight smut, but just a little.

Just some Fun

2008-02-19T18:48:03-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 867, Reviews: 12, Complete

Rory decides to kill Dean because of his hair... no it was his attitude... no, maybe it WAS his hair. Oh wait, it was just cause she was bored The cable was out. What else what she supposed to do? AU. Just a random, fun story

Years go By

2006-12-05T19:40:57-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
House, M.D.
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,197, Reviews: 27, In-Progress

House and Cameron have a daughter, and are watching her grow up. Every chapter, the daughter gets one year older. Better then you would think. Rated K for now. I got a new chapter up in which Amanda is in the school play and wants the 'Black Dude and the

5 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

2006-11-19T08:50:01-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
House, M.D.
English, Rated: K
Humor
G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 34, In-Progress

“You do not touch my daughter in front of me. I suppose, since you seem nice, you can occasionally glance at her, but I swear if you can’t keep your hands or eyes of my daughter, I will remove them.

WalMart Employee

2006-11-10T23:57:28-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
House, M.D.
English, Rated: K
Humor
G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

We take a look back at a 17 year old Gregory House who just happens to work at WalMart.

Times will change

2006-06-27T11:31:41-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Jess M. & Rory G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,900, Reviews: 10, Complete

Um, Rory and Jess story, I suck at descriptions, so just read, pretty good.

Can not think of a title

2006-06-10T09:21:50-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Jess M. & Rory G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 655, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Okay, so Rory and Jess fic, because anything else would be sad. Set during season 2! Please read. I think it is really good

How to get a girl in 5 days or not

2006-05-19T19:24:48-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K
Romance/Humor
Jess M. & Rory G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,108, Reviews: 29, In-Progress

Dean tries to get Rory. Rory likes Jess. Chill Rory does NOT end up with dean. BTW Dean is potrayed as an idiot. Please read. Way better ,so I think, then I make it sound. Very AU

Life is Harsh

2006-05-02T18:50:03-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K
General
Jess M. & Rory G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 644, Reviews: 3, Complete

Just a short drabble of Deans thoughts on Rory and Jess. Don't worry lit fans, dean is dumped

A Day in the Life of Lorelai Gilmore

2006-04-23T19:39:56-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K
General
Lorelai G. & Rory G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 1, Complete

Uh... just a drabble of Lorelai when Rory leaves to live with grandparents.

A Trip Down Memory Lane

2006-04-23T17:04:05-08:00

Author: insertwickedpennamehere
Gilmore Girls
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Angst
Jess M. & Rory G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,372, Reviews: 3, Complete

Jess remembers what he used to have.