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Instruments On Parade

2009-11-21T08:25:18-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,159, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-21-09
Status: Complete

I leaned forward infinitesimally, eyes wide and ears alert, waiting. There! The first steady taps, the flutter of a banner, the up and down motion of white feathers. They were coming. My breath caught in my chest. This was it.

Illuminations

2009-11-10T18:18:19-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Charlie Bone
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 16, Words: 19,581, Reviews: 71 Updated: 11-10-09 Published: 8-9-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of oneshots and drabbles featuring Paton Yewbeam.

Lethe

2009-10-04T09:28:26-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Tia D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

She stared long and hard at the sea, willing any memory to surface, but none were forthcoming. Some integral detail of her very being was missing, and she didn’t know what it was.

Space Between

2009-09-14T03:33:20-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Alice & Mad Hatter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,912, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-14-09
Status: Complete

They sat together—or, at least as together as two people can be when separated by a long stretch of dish-strewn wood. One-shot starring Alice and the Mad Hatter at a tea party.

Sleep All Day

2009-09-07T07:04:48-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alice & Mad Hatter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,998, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

His eyelids fluttered but did not open, and Alice relaxed, exhaling. She took a moment to admire his peaceful expression, for it was so rare that he sat still long enough to be observed. Pure fluff, so be prepared.

Vampire Queen's Lament

2009-05-22T04:11:29-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Icemark Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,058, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-22-09
Status: Complete

The one being in the world who could ease the tedium of the long years, who could never fail to make her laugh or instill her with a delicious sense of wickedness, was dead.

Grief

2009-04-05T16:54:52-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Charlie Bone
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Everybody grieves, and Paton Yewbeam is no exception. A glimpse into the past after the death of Paton's mother.

Color Quandary

2009-02-14T14:48:42-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Drakken & Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Drakken and Shego have a little argument about what color results when blue and green are mixed.

When Life Gives You Lemons

2009-01-18T19:31:30-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Maureen J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

Don’t get me wrong—I love lemonade, especially when it’s mixed with something a bit stronger . But, seriously, make lemonade? I am not about to stop being angry just because some saying involving sour citrus fruit tells me to!

A Holiday Exchange

2008-12-24T14:36:25-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Elphaba T. & Glinda U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,792, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

Elphaba snorted. Lurlinemas. What an overdone, commercialized, and absolutely unnecessary holiday.

Green Thumb

2008-12-20T19:11:19-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Glinda U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,520, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

There had to be someone Galinda knew who fit the qualifications of the term...

Love amid an Interment

2008-12-11T18:18:47-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Addams Family
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,156, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

A boy. A girl. An open grave...

Facade

2008-10-31T13:22:03-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 636, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Erik looks into a mirror.

The Day the Music Died

2008-10-06T18:03:16-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: V for Vendetta
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

His song was of change, was a vendetta against all that had been done against him, and against the world. It ended when he died. Drabble.

Unfortunate Souls

2008-09-28T09:43:17-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 817, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

Dementors--their existence is paltry, a mere shadow of the life of other creatures. They must feed off of souls to gain any emotions at all; souls are their lifeblood, their link to life. Drabble-ish.

I Can Hear the Drums

2008-09-20T07:01:18-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

Merely a fun tribute to the amazing ability of drummers to be heard absolutely ALL the time.

Live Free or Die

2008-08-31T18:59:25-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

The age of piracy is coming to an end, and Captain Jack Sparrow knows it. Drabble-ish.

Marching Band for Morons

2008-08-14T18:14:45-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,739, Reviews: 314 Updated: 8-14-08 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.

Why Won't You Die?

2008-08-12T20:56:51-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

Willy Wonka's been around a bit longer than everyone expected...

Just Desserts

2008-08-11T20:51:55-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-11-08 Published: 7-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Five children went into the factory. None came out...

Home

2008-07-30T17:28:32-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Will T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

For the past ten years land had been but a memory, a far-off dream that lingered on the thin edge separating fantasy and reality. Drabble.

Music

2008-03-23T16:23:16-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

He could hide in his music. With it, he could forget... Drabble

I'll Be With You

2008-02-03T17:26:43-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

I thought I knew my emotions...

Of the Sea

2007-08-16T18:38:36-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Davy Jones & Tia D.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,757, Reviews: 48 Updated: 8-16-07 Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

His heart had always been hers, and she knew it. The final chapter from the story of Davy Jones and Calypso.

Eyes of Green

2007-08-14T17:11:13-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

There are times when I will look at him, expecting to see Potter's son, only to see Lily looking back at me. Drabble.

Ode to MarySue

2007-06-30T12:43:38-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Just a poem that popped into my head as I was looking through random Pirates fics. Warning: MarySue bashing.

Therapy 101

2007-06-28T14:10:48-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Erik & Christine
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,931, Reviews: 79 Updated: 6-28-07 Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

Now with an epilogue! Erik, Raoul, Christine, Madame Giry, and a corpse are forced by Nadir to go to therapy, because, let's face it, they all have some serious issues. You know they do.

Like You

2007-04-30T18:29:13-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Corpse Bride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 547, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

A companion piece to Lachrymose from Victor's point of view. It's a reflection, of sorts.

Lachrymose

2007-03-22T18:25:42-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Corpse Bride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-22-07
Status: Complete

Emily ponders the choice she made to let Victor go and wonders if it is the right thing to do.

Angel

2007-03-03T14:49:18-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-3-07
Status: Complete

Erik contemplates death, and what happens to him after it. Kind of dark, but nothing too bad.

Never Make a Bet With a Pirate

2006-02-10T17:09:28-08:00

Author: PhantomPenguin
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,590, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

Governor Swann and Will Turner are looking for Elizabeth, who has mysteriously disappeared. Oneshot.