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Tabula Rasa

2007-08-16T17:45:42-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Greed
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,422, Reviews: 32 Updated: 8-16-07 Published: 4-12-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.

Exit Light, Enter Night

2007-01-14T16:21:19-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Demyx & Axel
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,636, Reviews: 58 Updated: 1-14-07 Published: 6-28-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU][AXEL.DEMYX] When Demyx's family moves into a new house and new town, there are a few things the sitar player didn't expect to see. Like a certain redhaired spirit...

We Are IJin

2006-12-14T20:32:49-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

We are the IJin, the ones you should fear. We are the world's greatest minds combined into one force. [series of eight short ficlets, one for each ijin agent][OVA][IJincentric duh][possible spoilers for OVA]

Not My Lucky Day

2006-12-13T13:26:05-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-13-06
Status: Complete

A few seconds later, I get picked up by some huge bug and thrown off the side of a giant doomsday machine. Yep. Lucky day. I’d just love to see what a bad one looks like. [Drakecentric]

Spontaneous Combustion

2006-11-19T14:48:13-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Demyx & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC] Demyx has never heard of the theory of bursting into flames randomly and for no good reason...

Fire Wolf, Water Guardian

2006-07-31T07:47:28-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,673, Reviews: 44 Updated: 7-31-06 Published: 5-10-06
Status: In-Progress

[MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Let's say you're in a predicament, and the only one around to help you out of it is Demyx. Let's just say, it was nice knowin' ya!

Perfection

2006-07-18T07:46:22-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 975, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

While you’re begging and pleading him to take you back for one last episode with Desire, he simply shrugs, says “Tough”. With that, he merely looks away from you and walks away, already on the lookout for someone else to hurt.

Popsicle Sticks

2006-06-24T06:52:11-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 638, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC] “Bad Roxas! No ice cream for you! BAD! Already things were going well for Roxas on his summer vacation...

Insomnia's Pet

2006-06-23T18:08:47-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,419, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-23-06
Status: Complete

[AXEL.DEMYX][Songfic 'Pet', A Perfect Circle] Insomnia has finally caught up to Demyx in the hotel in Traverse Town. But this night is different. Tonight, the boogeyman comes out to play...

Drawing Board

2006-06-04T19:09:11-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,225, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

[ROADORCHETTE SLASH]When he brought up this challenge, however, Roa simply said, “I’ll prove it. Sit right there,” He pointed to one of the bar stools. “I’ll draw you,”

Aquatic Dance

2006-05-10T04:51:47-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Angst
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,280, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-10-06
Status: Complete

He knew water as an ally, but he also knew it as a foe. Water could manipulate, twist and thrive on both fear and wonder at the same time.

Take Two

2006-05-08T19:18:11-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sora & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,032, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-8-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC] When things go wrong at Beast's Castle...

Insanity

2006-05-06T20:31:06-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kimbley
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC] Why do you suppose Kimblee went insane? Surely, you must have SOME sort of theory...

Opera Lessons

2006-04-25T19:32:18-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Marluxia & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-25-06
Status: Complete

[100 PURE CRACKFIC] Guess which Organization XIII member likes to sing opera! Or something close to it...

Hotline

2006-04-23T10:51:41-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Axel & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-23-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC] “Are you sure you two want to go through with this?” It was Axel who spoke.

SeventyFive Munnies

2006-04-18T19:27:25-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC]Demyx carefully positioned the gun so it was directly in the space between his eyebrows. He winced slightly as the cold metal made contact with his skin, but knew what he had to do.

Tamers of the Colossi

2006-04-13T16:29:48-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Shadow of the Colossus
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,717, Reviews: 29 Updated: 4-13-06 Published: 2-3-06
Status: In-Progress

[Possible AU][PreGame] Before Wander, there were sixteen others who came and went to the Cursed and Forbidden Lands. Not to kill them, mind you, but to tame the beasts.

Kimblee's Twisted Transistor

2006-04-05T19:02:22-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Greed & Kimbley
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,967, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC SONGFIC AUNESS] One of Greed's famous parties gets a little wild when a certain alchemist decides to do something that shouldn't be done in public...

Murder in the Lounge

2006-04-05T14:53:19-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Axel & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

[CRACKFIC AU] Demyx learns a new lesson... the VERY hard way...

Property Of

2006-02-12T19:05:14-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

Who did he really belong to? DorchetteRoa, ficlet

A Dog for Roa

2006-02-12T10:07:23-08:00

Author: UltimatePalmTree
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

Roa wanted a dog. Implied RoaDorchette, 100 word drabble