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Intellectually Correct

2009-07-31T00:39:26-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 25, Words: 90,723, Reviews: 235 Updated: 7-31-09 Published: 11-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.

CauldronBuster and NargleSeeker

2009-07-26T22:10:46-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Neville L. & Luna L.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,311, Reviews: 32 Updated: 7-26-09 Published: 9-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Neville Longbottom gets bitten on the honker by a nargle. Luna Lovegood owns a boar named Bilbo. When will I stop? When JKR tells me to, that daft Gryffindor. Cute drabbles about a favorite fanon pairing, along with snippets of the Quibbler.

Slughorn and the Basilisk

2009-07-14T10:27:23-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Horace S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,145, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

Snape's got an issue with Slughorn's impending blindness in this silly story that is set during HBP, and so Snape writes a little Wizard Tale in his journal. Purely silly little oneshot to celebrate new movie. Hope you enjoy it.

After King's Cross Station

2009-07-09T09:28:06-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 31, Words: 131,110, Reviews: 219 Updated: 7-9-09 Published: 8-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.

Vie des Poulets

2009-07-06T22:31:51-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 15,178, Reviews: 41 Updated: 7-6-09 Published: 7-28-08
Status: In-Progress

In a world where Voldemort vanquishes Harry, darkness takes over and death becomes the most desirable end for Hermione. However, she discovers a protector secretly on her side who wants to work bring light back to the world. He needs her help, though. HGS

January 9th

2009-01-05T16:51:15-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Severus S. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

A slightly AU oneshot that mostly consists of Snape's secret thoughts on Christmas. The rest is pretty predictable. Originally composed for my story "HP and the Mistaken Identity" but significantly edited to stand on its own.

A Question of Sanity

2008-12-23T18:36:47-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,588, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.

Mr Robinson

2008-12-22T07:04:16-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Severus S. & OC
Chapters: 10, Words: 29,361, Reviews: 58 Updated: 12-22-08 Published: 3-3-08
Status: Complete

Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.

Flippant Affections

2008-09-16T21:54:07-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Argus F. & Prof. Sinistra
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,385, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-16-08
Status: Complete

Sinistra points her nose down from the stars to see Argus Filch, scrubber of toilets. She freaks. He cries. Mrs. Norris meows. Then, just as suddenly as their relationship ends, he finds a new love. Also cameo appearances by Snape, Umbridge, Irma Pince.

Sketches of Adolescent Severus

2008-08-14T22:06:25-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,129, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-14-08 Published: 11-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Simply, I decided to try my hand at writing a series of drabbles. These are short 1 page verbal sketches about Snape in his teenage years. There is no plot, just some good plotless fluff.

Stereotypical Lily, How She Came To Love Potter

2008-06-10T23:20:37-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,114, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-10-08
Status: Complete

MRDR era. This is a rather silly little story with what could be considered a surprising ending. Hercule Poirot is Dumbledore's new plaything at Hogwarts, and Lily has conflicting feelings about James. Severus Snape falls in a fountain. LJ 7th year. Short

Definitely Ambivalent

2008-04-08T00:02:00-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: I. Pince & Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,496, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

She's elegant. She's got poise. She adores books. But she's just not smart enough to keep away from Argus Filch. Don't despair, Irma Pince, it's your birthday. My response to the 'Birthday' challenge from Review Lounge. During GoF.

Two Ostensibly Dead or At the Renaissance Faire

2008-04-06T21:12:21-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,806, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

Hermione is at a California Renaissance Faire in 2018; guess what she is doing there? Or, more interestingly, guess who she MEETS there? Rated for language, that's all.

I Kissed a Drunk Bloke

2007-12-29T21:52:06-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,501, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-29-07
Status: Complete

Hermione walks home from work and suddenly meets her old potions master, Severus Snape. Gasp. Definitely a shocker, that. AU. Post DH, but Snape miraculously survives somehow. Oneshot unedited. HGSS.

Adler's Lost Lozenge Box

2007-11-25T22:47:29-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,746, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-25-07
Status: Complete

Poor Mr. Holmes, he makes us all laugh. He can't find a stupid little lozenge box. Watch, dear reader, as Lovely Miss Irene Adler persuades our favorite detective Sherlock Holmes to accompany her home one evening. Short, very cute fluff.

The Rise and Fall of Two Bulky Geniuses

2007-11-22T23:39:43-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,766, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot. Does not strictly conform to HBP or at all to DH. Possibly most disturbing HGSS you'll ever read, but I think it's very entertaining. Especially for the holidays. DARK HUMOR.

The Start and End of a Beautiful Friendship

2007-11-06T22:51:58-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Casablanca
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,904, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-6-07 Published: 9-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Ilsa and Laszlo are safely off to Lisbon. Rick is staying in Casablanca. However, now he has more purpose, more vitality. He wants to help win the war against the Germans. Sequel to the movie of Casablanca.

Harry Potter and the Mistaken Identity

2007-11-04T10:22:38-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 25, Words: 77,778, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-4-07 Published: 2-27-06
Status: In-Progress

My version of Book 7. Sirius makes his return to life. HGRW, SSOC, HPGW. A lot of plot holes and missing chapters. I'm never going to finish this. My first real HP fanfiction, didn't post it all for years after I abandoned it.

My First SSHG

2007-11-03T00:31:08-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.

Just Kill Me Now

2007-11-02T05:54:06-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Poetry
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

May I excuse myself for this, in that I came up with it when I was very angsty and in the shower?

The Trivial Delay Series

2007-10-21T22:17:03-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 30,442, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Snape dwells in California on business, and is constantly harangued by a 16yearold with a wacky imagination. A series of many short stories involving Snape and Cherry Peterson. 1 through 7 composed very badly, among my first writing endeavors on here.

Not Even a Decent Photograph

2007-10-21T12:08:46-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,164, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

Post DH. It's after the war. Hermione and Ron are making a memorial for those who died. Guess who is not there? Is it Dumbledore, Severus Snape, or Harry?

Last Shots

2007-10-21T11:50:11-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Colin C. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 869, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

Post HP7. Colin Creevy's last thoughts, his last shots, and what people thought of him once he was dead.

That Woman Strikes Again

2007-10-14T01:03:26-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,029, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

Holmes has his eye on Irene Adler. He keeps meeting her around Europe at various times, and each time deigns to approach her. Finally, he does . . . and recieves quite the surprise!

Simply a Hogwarts Homecoming

2007-10-14T00:25:38-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,590, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

A speculative situation: What if Hogwarts had Homecoming? SnapeLily semiromantic. Just a bit of fluff. Short story.

Visions of a Man

2007-08-19T00:37:29-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,848, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-19-07 Published: 7-20-07
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to my tale of The Opera Ghost and The Potions Master. Snape finds himself again in his own time, in despair for his loss of Erik. Then Erik suddenly comes back to him. Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter crossover. I couldn't finish this.

Baby Blue

2007-08-18T01:27:56-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Albus D. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,861, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

A story in which Snape turns against Dumbledore because Dear Old Dumbles was a manipulative INSERT INSULT!. Oh wait, that happened already? Bugger. Guess I need to change that scenario up a little bit. Maybe Severus can turn his spy skills to thieving.

Elevator Story

2007-08-15T01:15:00-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,030, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

Lily Potter and Severus Snape meet in an elevator, which stalls. And they are alone. Together. Should you be muttering 'Poor Lily', 'Poor Severus', or 'Poor James? Sometime before Harry's birth.

Friend So Quickly Lost

2007-07-21T07:41:11-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,049, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-21-07
Status: Complete

Severus and Lily first meet on the train to Hogwarts. Snape really wants to be a Gryffindor, for whatever reason, and then he changes his mind. Duh. Marauder Era.

The End

2007-07-21T07:39:09-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-21-07
Status: Complete

HP7 Spoiler The last moment of my favorite character in the series. Drabble.

Hiberna Carmen

2007-07-20T23:54:51-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

Severus Snape knew how to bloody dance when he was a student? I thought he learned how from Lucius. But never mind, he's dancing with Lily Evans and probably going to get her pneumonia.

Rejected!

2007-07-20T22:47:30-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,451, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

PostDH EWE. It's just a stupid little story about Harry Potter lusting after Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape chasing his bride. Insipid.

The Opera Ghost and the Potions Master

2007-07-19T22:07:31-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 23, Words: 36,374, Reviews: 31 Updated: 7-19-07 Published: 3-2-06
Status: Complete

A slight accident in potions causes Severus Snape to be transported to another world dominated by a mulitated ghost of the Paris Opera Populaire...a hundred years before his own time! Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter crossover. DONE!

Obsequious Little Kreacher

2007-07-18T19:13:23-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

Just a short drabble about Kreacher's disdain for Sirius.

To Be Feared or to Be Loved?

2007-07-14T14:51:42-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Narcissa M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,499, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

Two rings, two choices. Narcissa does not know which man: Snape or Lucius? Short story.

Smegglyfuzz

2007-07-13T00:44:30-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Luna L. & Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,295, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

Harry, Luna, and Neville are in the library studying for a charms test. Short story. Luna X Neville. So cute!

I Dine with Fortune Tonight

2007-07-07T22:22:47-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,921, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

Oho, so James Potter is a coke addict, Lily Evans is an emotionally unstable witch, and Severus Snape just happens to be passing through? You dine with fortune, Lily Evans, you dine with fortune.

Wizarding Orchestra

2007-07-03T21:49:55-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Dobby & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,191, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.

Prancing Through Life

2007-06-23T21:21:10-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

A brief encounter of Snape from Harry Potter, and Fiyero from Wicked. Fiyero teaches Snape to 'dance' though life, but Snape can only 'prance'. Short story. Strange combination of reality and fiction. Don't try to understand it.

A Hogwarts Mystery

2007-01-06T23:24:09-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,224, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-6-07 Published: 1-3-07
Status: In-Progress

There's a murder...or five or twelve...abrew at Hogwarts. Who you gonna call? Hercule Poirot! He use his little gray cells to save the day. If, that is, he's able to catch the culprit before he strikes again! Set after PoA.

Voices from the Past

2007-01-03T20:10:27-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Pairing: Severus S. & James P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,176, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-3-07 Published: 7-1-06
Status: In-Progress

The world is completely overtaken by Death Eaters. Severus Snape is a captive for his loyalty to the Good side. James and Sirius come to pay him a visit...

The Question of the Answer

2006-10-25T23:23:47-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 389, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

Don Marvellano is about to find something very special. Woot. Very short drabble. AU.

His Sister: The Sequel to Piano Squib

2006-09-04T09:43:19-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,966, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

I think it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, and Severus Snape's going into a pub that just so happens to have hired his sister as a piano player.

Piano Squib

2006-08-23T12:27:23-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,298, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

A Harry Potterization of the hit song 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel. AU. Songfic. Short story.

A Problem

2006-08-23T02:17:06-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

Just a stupid little problem Severus Snape endured. Drabble.

Story of a New Recruit

2006-08-21T04:40:00-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,566, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

I think it's a little funny that he actually expected her to show up.

Sam Snape, Coldblooded Wizard Detective

2006-07-30T00:17:43-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Mystery
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,239, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-30-06 Published: 3-5-06
Status: In-Progress

After the downfall of Voldemort, Severus Snape is bored with his monotonous life. He begins to solve mysteries, starting with the oh-SO-important Stolen Secret Recipe.

Misconceptions can be Fatal

2006-07-12T14:48:14-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

Hearing Mad-Eye Moody's 'Constant Vigilance' would probably behoove these crazies. Anyways, I can't explain this to you, except that it involves a seriously traumatized fangirl, Sherlock Holmes, and the Mafia.

They Said I was Sick

2006-07-12T14:45:32-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,064, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

The horrible narrative of how a fangirl of mystery writers goes awry. Short story. Insanity.

Remembering

2006-07-12T14:41:54-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,575, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

Oh, hell. Severus Snape's in a graveyard because he's got an inordinate amount of respect for yet another bloody Gryffindor.

The Interruption

2006-07-10T15:12:56-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Gilderoy L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,080, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-10-06
Status: Complete

Snape is preoccupied, and is interrupted by Lockheart. Bad idea on Lockheart's part, eh? Short story. CoS. Crack!fic.

October Tears

2006-06-30T23:25:22-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Luna L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,070, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-30-06
Status: Complete

Luna Lovegood's visiting the gravesite of the husband she lost twenty years ago. Guess who it was? I'll give you three chances to come up with his name. Really. I mean it.

Aided by Nature

2006-04-14T03:13:51-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Severus S. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,525, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

Oh no. Going back to nature makes everyone mad. Severus Snape writes poetry? Luna Lovegood, charms professor? Dancing around in the dark under the statue of Anno the Wise? This short story will make you gag. The pairing alone could do that, I suppose.

Luna's Stroll

2006-04-13T20:26:55-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-13-06
Status: Complete

Bellatrix Black would have a field day with this one. Seriously, don't read it unless you're an emo or goth kid. If you are an emo or goth kid, I pray you get better soon. And if you aren't emo or goth but read it anyways, shame on you.

Snape on Myspace

2006-04-02T23:53:00-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,640, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

What happens when Snape...goes on MySpace? Muahahaha! Short story. Don't even try to understand it. Just laugh.

All Thanks to My Clock

2006-04-02T23:38:00-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Luna L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,987, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape, in an inconspicuous position. Will this result in a short violent death or three adopted kids? Totally ridiculous.

A Poison Narcissa

2006-02-26T22:59:03-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,111, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-26-06
Status: Complete

Post HBP. Severus Snape has nothing to do the night after he killed Albus except sit in a barn and think about one Very Lovely Lady who wanted him. Angsty.

Their Last

2006-02-24T23:37:45-08:00

Author: Alex the Anachronistic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Severus S. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,886, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-24-06
Status: Complete

Oh one last kiss, oh baby one last kiss, it really mustn't miss, oh honey mustn't miss, I really need your love, hahaha, give me one last kiss' Severus Snape demands of Narcissa Malfoy. Or is it the other way around? Either way, Draco cringes.