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Everyone Loathes Harry

2009-02-03T21:36:51-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,414, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

A hilarious situation comedy disguised as expensive action films that focus on the important aspects of life, such as getting into the pants of your girl-next-doors and tormenting your rich friends for entertainment.

A Week in the Life of Kaito Kuroba

2008-04-07T16:49:28-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Detective Conan/Case Closed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kaito K. & Saguru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,718, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

An in-depth look into the famous teenager's mind. A.k.a. NO ONE messes with Kaito on a bad day!

Transformers: The Reduced Script

2007-12-26T19:07:57-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,055, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-26-07 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Can it be? Is this the Transformers movie that we've all been waiting for? The Transformers movie that does not suck? The abridged or parody version of the Transfo...uh, I mean it's 2007 movieverse.

The Torture Room

2007-09-16T17:49:46-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,435, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

They bantered from the confines of their cells...as he watched.

They're Made Out of Meat

2007-09-02T08:46:39-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,330, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

[2007 Movieverse] After receiving Bumblebee's report, two Transformers decide to reevaluate their plans of immediately launching for the Earth.

Alexander The Director's Cut: The Reduced Script

2007-06-06T05:35:38-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Alexander
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,659, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-6-07
Status: Complete

When death scenes are funny and its licensed video game's story makes more sense, you know something is terribly wrong. The abridged or reduced parody script of Alexander the movie.

Saint Seiya: Celebrating Twenty Years Of Nonsense

2007-04-07T21:32:02-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Saint Seiya
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,966, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-7-07 Published: 3-3-07
Status: In-Progress

A tribute to the great Anime series through the immortalization of the Saints' comedic performance. The Latest: See how the Saints, including Awful!Aiolia, Killer!Camus and Agonizer!Aphrodite, appraise and demonstrate the depth of their characters.

Troy: The Abridged Screenplay

2007-01-28T16:58:03-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Troy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,430, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-28-07
Status: Complete

The abridged parody version of the movie, as well as the proof why Achilles and his gang ought to be strangled in front of a mirror.

Harry Potter and the CoS: The Abridged Script

2006-11-24T14:45:09-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,316, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-24-06
Status: Complete

In this movie, Harry again exhibited his amazing power of being the title character without being more than a mere vessel of plot functions. The abridged or reduced script of the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

The Seed of Truthfulness

2006-06-11T20:36:37-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,155, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-11-06 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

Junior embarked on a spiritual journey as she came to understand her father – with the help of a man she thought she had never met before. AU, but it’s by no means happier than what’s depicted in the movie. COMPLETE.

Words of Hindrance

2006-04-09T14:20:22-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,185, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-9-06
Status: Complete

Ennis rejected Jack once more, before he finally gave up to the other side of his mind.

Invisibility

2006-03-29T17:21:32-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

The eternal struggle within Ennis continued, even when Jack was with him.

In Virtue of Dreaming

2006-03-17T12:36:03-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,163, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

Jack was a dreamer, but nothing ever came to his hand the right way.

Still the Same Choice

2006-03-13T19:11:41-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 993, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-13-06
Status: Complete

The last string of thoughts in Jack’s life.

Would Have Never Made It

2006-03-13T19:07:48-08:00

Author: Aayla Security
Category: Brokeback Mountain
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-13-06
Status: Complete

Ennis had a realization. Jack felt it. And mourned.