I have rules; Respect me, don’t crowd me, don’t ignore me. Other beta's will say on their profile that they will "Be totally cool and let you do your own thing"...I will not. You will always give me a good reason for ignoring my advice, as I will always give you a good reason for following it. If your reason is good, I will not say a thing against you, if it is stupid, I will tell you once and then leave it be.

I am best at plot, grammar, characterization, and description.

I have a strange sense of humor...I might actually be joking and you might not know it.

I prefer to beta only stuff I have also read or seen in movies. If your fanfiction is based off of a book I have read while you have only seen the movie...go read the book and we will talk or go to hell.

NETSPEAK! If I have to correct your netspeak I will tell you to go to hell. Things so uncharacteristic it makes me cry. Stories that have no substance from an author that cant take criticism? I dont do sex scenes all that well, but I don't mind correcting them. Just saying you might be on your own as far as description during sex scenes...Characterization during sex scenes I can totally help with though ) I don't want to edit Mpreg or songfics.

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