Beta Bio: general description as a beta reader
Hm... I am a rather spastic, overly-analytical reader. However, I am honest and observant, if that's your cup of tea. (And all my critiques from in the form of witty remarks!) But if your work is really a proverbial piece of shit, I may have to laugh and point. Just a little. |
My Strengths: beta, writing, or reading strengths
Strong like Shakespeare!!!Just kidding. Well, I am a visual learner so when I see an error I instinctively know it is there. (It tends to be fixing it that gives the trouble) Also, I possess a sardonic honesty, and tend to be a (mostly) breathing Thesaurus. |
My Weaknesses: beta, writing, or reading weaknesses
I have a life. So, it might take me between a week and a month to get a story back to you; depending on length. And how much trouble I am brewing up outside. |
Preferred: types of entries I prefer over others
Phantasmal stories. Alright, seriously, I am rather tolerant and don't have too many quips about what I'm reading. There aren't any guidelines to what I love; it just has to be something... striking. |
Would Rather Not: types of entries I do not want to beta for
If you are reading this and don't know the words: diction, simile, metaphor, foreshadowing, and allusion; don't ask because I will only laugh at whatever you send. |
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