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since: 07-26-05, id: 863719
Author has written 18 stories for Scrubs, and Batman.
β : The Umbrella is a registered beta reader and is currently accepting beta reading requests.
Beta Description
Beta Bio: general description as a beta reader
Hi There. My name is Sarah Clark (or The Umbrella here on FF.net OR umbrellas_can on livejournal.com).

As far as beta-reading goes, I'm providing my services to y'all not just for your sake but for mine as well. I've been off and on this site for nearly a decade and over the years I've seen more and more stories posted here that are in sore need of review and editing (and spell check, for the love of God, spell check!). For you I offer my eyes and my fresh perspective.

Please note that if I find something amiss with your story - of if I see something that just doesn't work and needs to be changed - I will tell you. No sugar coating. Expect constructive criticism. If you are serious about writing then it will be something you need to get used to anyway. If you're doing this on a lark then . . . well . . . if this is just a lark you really don't need a beta-reader, do you? Eh. You're call.

I hope to hear from you soon! :)

-Sarah Clark
My Strengths: beta, writing, or reading strengths
My strengths include grammar, spelling, sentence/paragraph structure, vocab, and plot-hole detection. Plot-holes are the bane of all stories (except crack!fics), so finding those before posting can be a real lifesaver. Story-saver. Whichever.
My Weaknesses: beta, writing, or reading weaknesses
My weakness would probably be my lack of knowledge about most of the fandoms on this site. I know that most people are not looking for beta-readers to look critically at the fandom and see how their story falls into line with it (if it does at all). I just feel that if I knew more about the fandoms I'd be better able to assess the story in general.
Preferred: types of entries I prefer over others
I'm open to all genres, all pairings, all ratings. I would prefer to beta serious attempts at writing. You can be any level writer (beginner or expert, doesn't matter), just as long as you actually put some effort into your story.
Would Rather Not: types of entries I do not want to beta for
I will not look at some crap pieced together by you and your friends at a sleepover which you then thought would be funny to post online and see what people say. No. I will not look at that. No crack!fics.
Beta Preferences
Language: English
Content Rating: Fiction K » M
Categories: categories in black are ones this beta has authored for
Movie » 28 Days Later
Book » Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Movie » Constantine
Movie » Crow
Movie » Equilibrium
Tv » Firefly
Anime » Fushigi Yuugi
Cartoon » Futurama
Cartoon » Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme)
Book » Harry Potter
Cartoon » Invader Zim
Comic » Ironman
Comic » Jhonen Vasquez
Tv » Lazytown
Book » Lord of the Rings
Movie » LXG
Misc » Misc. Movies
Movie » Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Book » Peter Pan
Movie » Pirates of the Caribbean
Movie » Princess Bride
Tv » Scrubs
Book » Sleepy Hollow
Movie » Some Like It Hot
Cartoon » South Park
Comic » Spider-Man
Comic » Spy vs Spy
Tv » StarTrek: The Next Generation
Book » Tamora Pierce
Movie » X-Men: The Movie
Genres: genres in black are ones this beta has authored for
General
Romance
Humor
Drama
Angst
Supernatural
Suspense
Hurt/Comfort
Friendship
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