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since: 02-10-06, id: 988102
Author has written 60 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Book X-overs, X-overs, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Nightmare Before Christmas, Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Wicked, Edgar Allan Poe, and Casablanca.
Alex the Anachronistic is a registered beta reader but is currently not accepting beta reading requests: on hiatus/vacation.
Alex the Anachronistic's has left a hiatus/vacation message:
At French camp. Message me, I'll get back to you by 7/21 or so.
Beta Description
Beta Bio: general description as a beta reader
I am a sixteen-year-old junior in high school, but I believe I have a highly advanced sense of grammar and style in comparison. I'm the kind of person who reads books on punctuation and literature for a hobby. I did seriously attempt to read the entire dictionary through at one point. Anyhow, I practice writing a great deal more than most people, and I've gotten excellent grades in college classes for all my papers. I typically do my work on the weekends, so basically if you send me a work on Wednesday do not expect it back necessarily on Thursday. On rare occasions, you will get it that quickly, but please remember I am only a teenager who still has to worry about getting straight A's or else.
My Strengths: beta, writing, or reading strengths
One thing I will eliminate from your writing is the hateful CONTRACTION. I will burn out every single one except when used in dialogue. Despise them. Ahem. I can correct passive voice if you want me to, and I will revise sentences that end with ugly little prepositions. Plus, I will help you rework just-plain awkward sentences, will help revise song-fics so that they are not half plagarized, and . . . well, whatever needs fixing, I'll be glad to help.

For listing's sake:
-Spelling
-Vocabulary
-Basic/intermediate grammar
-Punctuation
-Adding meaning/underlying message
-Symbolism
-Passive voice
-Preposition-ending sentences
-Contraction elimination
-Smooth dialogue
-Characterization
-Philosophy
-History (Harry Potter and real world)
-Cutting out cliches
My Weaknesses: beta, writing, or reading weaknesses
I'm still working on better understanding:
-Logical fallacies
-Syntax/advanced grammar
-Other random things I probably never heard of
Preferred: types of entries I prefer over others
Severus/Lily stories are my favorites, though I do strangely adore Snape/Hermione. I am interested in starting a long term beta relationship with someone of a kaliber I can help with mild spelling/grammar problems without having to completely rewrite his/her stories. However, I also am willing to do single assessments as well.
Would Rather Not: types of entries I do not want to beta for
There aren't many things I won't beta. I guess the ones I hate most are Snape/Lucius . . . unless explained really well. Snarry (Snape/Harry) bugs me, as well. Actually, I don't like anything to do with the Malfoys very much. So yeah. I would prefer not to beta fictions that focus on the Malfoys. Any of them. Oh, NO MPREGS! I hate those; they contradict nature except when the male in question is a transvestite . . . which, in that case, he would not really truly be MALE, and thus it would be something completely different. How about just no transvestite stories . . . okay? That eliminates an entire genre of wholly unsavory material that burns my eyes.
Beta Preferences
Language: English
Content Rating: Fiction K » M
Categories: categories in black are ones this beta has authored for
Movie » A Bugs Life
Movie » A Little Princess
Movie » A Nightmare on Elm Street
Book » A Tree Grows In Brooklyn
Book » Alice in Wonderland
Cartoon » Alvin and the chipmunks
Book » American Girl
Movie » Annie
Movie » Back to the Future
Movie » Beauty and the Beast
Book » Boxcar Children
Movie » Cars
Movie » Casablanca
Book » Charles Dickens
Book » Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Movie » Chocolat
Movie » Corpse Bride
Book » Count of Monte Cristo
Book » Crucible
Book » Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Movie » Dracula
Book » Edgar Allan Poe
Movie » Edward Scissorhands
Movie » Enchanted
Book » Fairy Tales
Movie » Gone With The Wind
Movie » Great Mouse Detective
Book » Greek Mythology
Anime » hack/SIGN
Movie » Hairspray
Book » Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew
Book » Harry Potter
Anime » Hellsing
Book » Holes
Movie » Indiana Jones
Movie » James Bond
Movie » Jurassic Park
Book » Laurie R. King
Book » Les Miserables
Movie » Lion King
Book » Little House on the Prairie
Movie » Little Mermaid
Movie » Madagascar
Movie » Mary Poppins
Movie » Mean Girls
Movie » Meet the Robinsons
Book » Memoirs of a Geisha
Misc » Musicals/Plays
Movie » Nightmare Before Christmas
Book » Peter Wimsey
Book » Phantom of the Opera
Misc » RENT
Book » Robin Hood
Book » Secret Garden
Book » Shakespeare
Book » Sherlock Holmes
Book » Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Book » Sleepy Hollow
Movie » Star Wars
Tv » Thomas the Tank Engine
Book » To Kill a Mockingbird
Book » Treasure Island
Book » Twilight
Tv » Twilight Zone
Misc » Wicked
Book » Wicked
Book » Wuthering Heights
Genres: genres in black are ones this beta has authored for
General
Romance
Humor
Drama
Adventure
Mystery
Horror
Parody
Angst
Supernatural
Suspense
Sci-Fi
Fantasy
Spiritual
Tragedy
Western
Crime
Family
Hurt/Comfort
Friendship
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