Fed up with bad fanfiction? Beginning to think you're the only one with any taste? Wondering if there's any hope? You are not alone! Dem writes a How-Not-To guide on the basis of, well, why the hell not?

Me attempting to write little mini short stories for Artemis Fowl that aren't a complete waste of time.

AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again throw together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.

Magic is a strange and dangerous thing. When a migical mishap transforms Artemis into an elf, his life is reborn in Haven. Follow him as he struggles to regain friends, family, and his fortune. Bad summary... Sigh. A/H

holly decides to have a garage sale. need i say more?

Artemis has invited Holly, Mulch and Foaly to join himself and the Butler's for Christmas. i know it sounds cliched but it is different to the others i have read. T because i am as bad as Foaly

After coming back from the past in TTP, someone else came along with them but didn't make it to the present. Until now.

After a hard day at work, Holly listens to "Beside You" by Marianas Trench and has a dream that seems too real. Songfic A/H

About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.

When Holly gets an unexpected invitation to her own birthday party at Fowl Manor she is excited. She doesn't know that Artemis's gifts are going to make her life very difficult.

Sequel to "Fowl Shorts" and "The Living." Another collection of random funny moments in the life of Artemis Fowl and Holly Short. Chapter 1: Holly lets something slip, and she now has Artemis hooked forever. Who can blame him with this news, though?

Minerva's thoughts on Artemis and what could have been in the middle of TLC

Detective Short of the LEP solves homicide cases of Haven. But when she has a writer shadow assigned to her, her job just gets even tougher. Now if that shadow happened to be someone who she hadn't talked to or kissed in 2 and a half years- Need Coauthor

Very short drabble. A/H. Holly's bored, and she wants to play checkers. Slight implications.

A mysterious girl visits Opal Koboi in prison. She brings Opal the ultimate task: to be the Mother she never was.

What happens when our favorite technological genius centaur holds a 'friendly' interrogation with the famous Artemis Fowl. Why don't we find out...

It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had hacked their first bank account. Yet, Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren’t his account that they had gone after.

A Artemis Fowl version of Homer's "The Odyssey" featuring new characters and new plots.

The story follows through Ash's life in the L.E.P! There may be some OOCness, so you have been warned. Rated T to be safe.

Well, if they had just simply accepted her as their new bodyguard, then they really wouldn’t be Fowls would they? Juliet starts her job as the twin's babysitter slash bodyguard.

Post Time Paradox - to avoid telling his father the truth, Artemis the younger takes the family to Russia to reconstruct his father's memories. But his mental games have something in store for everyone - and Britva's planning revenge.

Minerva Paradizo always got what she wanted and she didn't intend for Artemis Fowl to be any different. Artemis/Minerva

Continuity to Time Paradox. Opal from the past got away. Artemis must exercise his 'unpredictable criminal mind' to track down Opal, and engage in yet another adventure with his fairy allies.

Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.

The old crowd is back to save the world yet again. Mostly canon, after book 6, starts with Opals, but they aren't the main villains, I'm as tired of her as you are. A/M. There will be an OC villain showing up somewhere around chapter five hopefully.