They twirl as they fall; who knows where they’re falling?" Rated T for character death. Opal/Opal. Flames welcome, but will be torn apart by logic.

Artemis is visiting Holly down in Haven; just browsing the tourist hot spots. Not what it seems like. One-shot. Complete.

A tale of confusion, love and a little bit of the snarky Holly and Juliet humor we love. This is meant to be a tear-jerker sorry. T for language and probable content. Jolliet. Pairing-Flames will be used to roast you alive. Real flames make me happy.

The LEP’s Annual Valentines Festival and the Champagne Ball is to be set at Fowl Manor this year. What interesting things can happen in only seven days... Set after EC **UPDATED! CH 7 UP**

Yes! I am writing one of those "Artemis Fowl: insert catchy noun here" stories! An AU mystery set post-TEC. What could have happened if TOD hadn't. Holly is framed for the theft of a priceless artefact and finds herself in need of some assistance.

Artemis Fowl and Hook xover, with very high leaning to Artemis Fowl. I don't think I used enough elements of Hook to actually label it a xover.

Artemis Fowl has been forced to go to boarding school. He is also forced to share a room with a girl. Artemis just wants to get out, but when he and his room-mate are yanked out by Holly, he learns to be careful what you wish for... not a good summary

Songfic to Jason Aldean's "Do You Wish It Was Me?" Holly/Artemis/Minerva. Artemis chose to do the smart thing . . .for Holly's heart. He left her and married Minerva. Five years later, things are not how he expected them to be. Oneshot.

AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again throw together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.

Holly Short is in trouble. She has found out that she is a Cupid, but has absolutly no desire to be one. So she turns to Artemis Fowl for help. Then Opal comes along and things get a little bit more complicated. T for safety. Post TTP.

Holly decides to have a garage sale. need i say more?

A guest lecture brings up old memories.

One-shot. Closely following TTP. The two usual suspects. A fight turns into something entirely different.

Artemis finds out about Holly's birthday! Oneshot. Kind of A/H.

Opal is back.

Opal is still at large, and the LEP has reason to believe someone is targeting Artemis at St Bartlebys. They send out a reluctant Holly to deal with the problem. But what she doesn't know, is that something far more sinister awaits her there. A/H & OC/OC

In an instant of morality, Artemis decides not to lie to Holly about his mother's condition. One simple decision, all the difference. A/H Branches off from TTP at page 79. Characters act different than in the book. Lots of fluff. Adventure is secondary.

Artemis, Holly, and the rest are trapped on the surface. Opal's on the loose, but she may be the least of their worries. Also... could Opal be fighting her last battle in this particular war?

Magic is a strange and dangerous thing. When a migical mishap transforms Artemis into an elf, his life is reborn in Haven. Follow him as he struggles to regain friends, family, and his fortune. Bad summary... Sigh. A/H

Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.

Summary is better than story.

Continuity to Time Paradox. Opal from the past got away. Artemis must exercise his 'unpredictable criminal mind' to track down Opal, and engage in yet another adventure with his fairy allies.

The paradox created had backfired and rearranged time all together, unraveling all the events of the past, present and future. Would fate be able to prevail over time and bring back what was torn apart? A/H unedited, not BETAd. criticism please.

Fed up with bad fanfiction? Beginning to think you're the only one with any taste? Wondering if there's any hope? You are not alone! Dem writes a How-Not-To guide on the basis of, well, why the hell not?

Oneshot. Who's better Holly with wings, or Artemis with a jet? K to be safe.