This is my collection of random drabbles. Chapter 14: Daddy had a collection of newspaper clippings. Mama always told her not to touch, but she did anyway. And the ink never rubbed off. Also: sneak peek of the sequel to Collision of the Worlds inside!

Holly's POV. Some of Holly's thoughts on the events in Opal Deception; may contain spoilers. one-shot. Rated for a little bit of language later.

The LEPs candidate to fill the empty council seat of Ark Sool, Erika Sekuma, has been arrested by a small police station in Ajot. With minimal details and reasources Trouble attempts to deal with the problem, quietly, for fear of tipping off the press.

Artemis and Holly. Mud-Man and Elf. A couple. But, love is like a glass heart- it's beautiful until it shatters on the floor.. will Minerva and Trouble ruin the possibility? Constructive criticism is love! R&R

The Sue began to scream, a horrible scratchy sound that sounded like someone was beating a cat with some bagpipes.' We all know Mary Sues suck. So what happens when Fowl Manor is attacked by them? Duh! You call the Sue Slayers!

For centuries vampires have hidden themselves as people. They have awoken. The humans sign a contract with them, that they leave the world unchanged for fifteen years. But on the signing day, a girl is murdered, and Artemis as a vampire, is blamed. VampAU

Well its my first story...Read if you want, I think it'll turn mighty interesting by the end some T/H shipping might be more in other chapters. Constructive criticism liked! Probably rated T in next chapters

Young genius and orphan Elizabeth finally knows the names of her long dead parents. Traveling to her knew home she meets Sage a young corporal from the LEP with a mission. To find help decoding Artemis's last message to the people. His last warning.

Case number 10h7: Subject: Holly Short Missing in action, pressumed dead Last known location: Colombian jungle Radio: nonresponsive Vitals: flat

My biggest mystery in life is who my father is. My mother, the famous Holly Short, refuses to tell me. One day, I'll find out though. . ." This is a little section of Christine's diary. Who is her father?

Artemis Fowl goes to Hogwarts with a new character! I suck at the summary! R & R! AF/HP croosover! Rated K for safety!

Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble are all going to spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF pairing develops during the chapters

Arty has a kid, Anna Sophia, who, like himself is a genius with a special gift... 'My many layers of vision had kept me out of trouble. Then I met him.' Please Read! It is good. Ask my BFFs!

My first real Fanfic. Part 1 of my series. A/H but only at the end...

When it comes to the heart, Artemis is really clueless

The long awaited meeting of Butler and Zack, Oliver and Will. What will happen?

Holly, Opal, and Root have to live together are survive the author's torments That's me! . I suck at summaries; basicly the story is completely random and makes no sence, but it completely makes sence at the same time. YAOUGH! DISCLAIMER:NOT FOR BABIES!

Suggestions to Keeping Healthy Relationships with the Dead--1 Do not accept food from a ghost. They tend to harbor grudges 2 Don’t ask ghosts questions about time. -whispers- They don’t understand them. 3 And NEVER want what you cannot have. HSAF -squeal-

One solution . . . Just one . . .

Do not read unless you have lost your mind completely, or never had one in the first place. Danger: High levels of insanity! Contamination is unavoidable. Flamers will be mocked openly. You have been warned...

A war is coming, whether mankind is ready for it or not. A war which will expose Magic wielding creatures for what they truly are. Many will perish, many will fall. Black Magic is rising again. So speaks the Prophecy of the fire breathers. RnR people

This is a list of things that should never be done in the Artemis Fowl series. Enjoy. Chap 4 up!

I LOVE ARTEMIS FOWL! Here's a story that takes place after the Lost Colony. Artemis gets in trouble with the police by hacking into their very much so protected system. After being taken in, he soon helps Alex get out of MI6 and take them down.R&R please!

Artemis's all boys school is being invaded by an all girls school !And even more shocking Butler's past comes to haunt him in the form of daughter he never knew about.chapter 4 up

She used to sit by the door every day and wait for you to come home. Did you know that? She used to think that maybe today would be the day that you would see her. Maybe today would be the day that you finally notice that you had a daughter...