Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her....

A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .

Digging into the backstory of "Reaper Man". A magical accident flips Rincewind through time and space and into the middle of a war. Of course he's on the losing side. Can he escape the Ladies Sewing Circle or the Sun Dance Card?

Very short one shot inspired by a bit in Unseen Academicals.

A parody of Sheryl Crow's Run Baby Run, Discworld style! Other parodies may follow. Be warned- hilarity content. R&R

The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey

A charming little story involving assault.

AU probably . History is usually written by men, and though once she would have been outraged, now she is merely grateful. Margolotta, Vetinari. Spoilers for UA, and possibly Fifth Elephant.

Discworld's first and only werecat, Phellinna, has joined the Watch, but she isn't the only thing that's just come in from Uberwald. A series of bloody murders leaves the Watch scrambling to find the criminal. Please R&R! Contains normal Watch people. :

Inspired by a piece of throwaway dialogue in the latest TP. A new constable joins the Watch from faraway Ephebe. Angua and Sally have particular reasons to take her for a drink in Biers. Yuri has an arresting glance, so to speak... cussing, Eng and Gr

Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.

Death meets Life. Life is a bastard. Oneshot.

Stamps, Smoking and strange things all happen in this collection of poems/songs. The first one is Stanley in luurve ahhh and is some dribble I wrote. But it is Good. Very Good. So please read and take pity on my bad summary.

The Lady and Fate play a game... but pay less attention to it than to each other. not intended as shipping, although a tiny bit there if you want it.

Polly's trying to recruit soldiers and Nobby's in a dress. Nobby always finds a reason to wear a dress. Watchmen/Polly gen

Every banker encountered the hard sell. This was Moist's turn. Moist/the witches gen

Five ways Vimes learned that Vetinari and Drumknott were lovers. Some of these are silly, some are angsty. No spoilers, although the first section refers to some events in The Truth.

The New Assassins' School teaches zoology and respect for the environment. No, it's not got all hippy and tree-huggy. It's not that sort of school and the Nature Trails devised by Miss Smith-Rhodes teach lessons. For the overconfident,Nature bites back.

Stories from the Grey House, a pre MR look at the lives of Tonker and Lofty. It will not be pretty, but it might, just might, be beautiful. WIP

Bilingual ficlets. VERSION FRANCAISE FOURNIE! 1: Young Sam is so cute, isn't he? Well, maybe not so cute when you have to look after him... 2: Havelock Vetinari has received an unexpected - to say the least - gift...

Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.

Being a duo of narratives looking at the events in the day before and the weeks after the account laid out in Monstrous Regiment. Tonker/Lofty assumed but not expanded upon in both, Polly/Mal implied in the second

Who needs more than a few throwaway lines to establish a romance? The Patrician confronts the crossword maven Grace Speaker and things evolve, eventually. Journalists, none too unobservant, take notice of things like that.

A Discworld Fic about a kidnapping, starring Samuel Vimes's daughter, a rather strange cat, a teenage vampire and the Patrician's niece. Still in progress, plenty more to come. My first fanfic, so I hope it's okay!

A really short story, drabble I guess, about the Watch. Sort of.