I know Iv already posted this but after some reviews thankyou virtella I thought I needed to make some alterations. It's about granny and her memories.

What's going on in Vetinari's mind - and briefly Vimes' - during a couple of scenes of 'Feet of Clay'.

Twelve verses, twelve days, twelve gifts and twelve miniature chapters of uninterupted fluffy goodness. A fun Hogswatch series for you, dear reader, so long as you are in search of something silly and short to take your mind off all that angst.

A popular song as seen through the eyes of the Discworld.

Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter’s Tale, canon-compatible up to MM.

Lord Vetinari, patrician of Ankh-Morpork, is not precisely dead, but Sam Vimes has definitely discovered his body. With a history of regicide in the family and a malfunctioning personal disorganiser, Vimes has his hands full.

Meet the only people in Ankh-Morpork Captain Samuel Vimes truly fears, his sisters. Maybe he didn't pay much attention to his wedding, but they did.

Vetinari thinks about Vimes, and Vimes thinks about Vetinari.

It's spring in Ankh-Morpork and what you're smelling is *not* love in the air. As usual quite a lot is going on in town; riots in the foreign quarter, a major crime in the works and of course political intrigue. And then there's Carrot's cousin....

If the Creator had attempted to make the Universe in Discworld, what would have happened? At best guess, this. Please enjoy, and try not to flame! Warning: includes angels, accountants, and shiitake mushrooms.

AU. A few months after the demise of Susan's parents, something happens that forces Death to take in his young granddaughter. Warning: Minor abuse.

While filling in for her Grandfather the Grim Teenager has a close encounter of a peculiar kind.

Some years in the future... Vetinari is dead, but he's not letting it stop him. OC Ignita's father is Patrician, people keep dying, and a spirit wants to make her ruler. Oh, and her fiance is an assassin, too. It's hard enough being 18 as it is.

The 181st edition of that distinguished work, copywrite 1988 U.C. Ankh-Morpork Publications, pp. 1059-1063, excluding engraved portraits.

Mal's attempts at poetry Polly/Mal Lovely fluff no flesh - well, a shoulder is referenced

Samuel Vimes is plunged into a deep coma, and an exchange student at the Unseen University is blamed. Can he solve the mystery sickness before the most populous, dramatic, and smelliest country in the world declares war on his home?

The road goes ever on and on..." And I don't know where I'm going with this one. So far, it's about a normal teenager from earth meeting Jonathan Teatime. I just started typing, and this came out. I'll probably delete it soon.

Sam Vimes was not an only son.

What were Vetinari and Miss Palm talking about before Madam sent Vetinari on a quest to save Vimes? Night Watch. No hanky or panky. Clean. One shot.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.

When the Diplomatic Corp borrow Lieutenant Perks to assist in their peace talks in Ankh Morpork our intrepid duo are separated. Will letters be enough?

A plot bunny about Carrot and Angua, its agsty but then again it is about Angua. Rated cautiously.

A Johnny Maxwell story. Picks things up immediately after the end of Johnny and the Bomb to look over what happened to Johnny and Kirsty in that time.

A second "death" competes for her new job.

CHAPTER 12 UPDATE OMFG In every decision, there is an equal and opposite decision that one did not make and leads to a different future. In one universe, when Ankh Morpork overthrew its king, things turned out quite differently. . . Now into Part Three!