The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey

Sequel to 'Diplomatic Piracy'. Vetinari and his crew are commissioned by the Patrician to go on a treasure hunt for a cursèd treasure. Young Sam can't resist the call of the sea. Craziness and nautical battles ensue.

Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her....

There's a dragon in the cellars and he looks rather odd for a noble dragon.

Fifteen years onwards, Magrat is still the butt of the joke - or so it seems.

100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. 16 & 17 new on 14/11

Random moments, backstories, behind the scenes, and inside the mind of. No pairings, no continuity. This time with promises, portraits, insurance, and honor.

Carcer gets his head examined.

In a narrative world, logic is a dangerous thing. Sadly for the Disc, logic incarnate has just joined the Watch. With a full cast of Watchmen, imps, Things, an insanely powerful wizard and a very confused foreigner, the world is in trouble. OC centric.

Vetinari examines Cosmo Lavish's personal effects. Written for Gogol.

Polly and Mal meet World War One. It's not pretty. Rated for some swearing, drabble series.

A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .

Digging into the backstory of "Reaper Man". A magical accident flips Rincewind through time and space and into the middle of a war. Of course he's on the losing side. Can he escape the Ladies Sewing Circle or the Sun Dance Card?

Very short one shot inspired by a bit in Unseen Academicals.

A parody of Sheryl Crow's Run Baby Run, Discworld style! Other parodies may follow. Be warned- hilarity content. R&R

A charming little story involving assault.

AU probably . History is usually written by men, and though once she would have been outraged, now she is merely grateful. Margolotta, Vetinari. Spoilers for UA, and possibly Fifth Elephant.

Discworld's first and only werecat, Phellinna, has joined the Watch, but she isn't the only thing that's just come in from Uberwald. A series of bloody murders leaves the Watch scrambling to find the criminal. Please R&R! Contains normal Watch people. :

Inspired by a piece of throwaway dialogue in the latest TP. A new constable joins the Watch from faraway Ephebe. Angua and Sally have particular reasons to take her for a drink in Biers. Yuri has an arresting glance, so to speak... cussing, Eng and Gr

Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.

Death meets Life. Life is a bastard. Oneshot.

Stamps, Smoking and strange things all happen in this collection of poems/songs. The first one is Stanley in luurve ahhh and is some dribble I wrote. But it is Good. Very Good. So please read and take pity on my bad summary.

The Lady and Fate play a game... but pay less attention to it than to each other. not intended as shipping, although a tiny bit there if you want it.

Polly's trying to recruit soldiers and Nobby's in a dress. Nobby always finds a reason to wear a dress. Watchmen/Polly gen

Every banker encountered the hard sell. This was Moist's turn. Moist/the witches gen