100 Theme Challenge drabble. At some point while he was pretending to be a lemon and jumping out of an equally confused pond, Ford Prefect dreamt of Arthur Dent. FordArthur.

Parody of "Something" by the Beatles. This is about the "Total perspective vortex" a torture device from the second book: "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" that shows you how small you are in preservative of the entire Universe and actually ends up killing everyone who sees it because their brain can't process it.

Mice the Universe's smartest creatures. Parody of "Help" by The Beatles

Parody of "All My Loving" by The Beatles

Parody of "Nowhere Man" by The Beatles

Parody of "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles. This is actually more accurately the movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide but since that's not an option I'll give you this cool parody about this cool gadget.

Due the absence of a Dirk Gently category, it's placed under HGTTG. Apologies. Just a bit of Jently!

Not literally a guide to Europe, obviously. I am referring to the band Europe and their best hit THE FINAL COUNTDOWN which is repurposed for Hitchhiker's Guide. This is set right before the world is obliterated in the first book.

In which Ford attempts to explain to Arthur some of the facts of his ability to form relationships with others (and especially regarding his and Arthur's) and in which Arthur would rather talk about tea. (Ford/Arthur fluff. Exploration of a headcanon I have regarding the former's capacity for caring about others. TW for themes of loss towards the end.)

there isn't nearly enough Ford and Author Fluff as there needs to be so, I decided I'd write my own!. the tale of a skiddish human and a very sexual active Betelgeusians. an adventure through the wonders of love!. Warning Slash as well as Mpreg.

the story in the perspective of the mice

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

A short poem complimenting the whole '42' concept, including the events leading up to it and the Heart of Gold crew's mission of finding out the question (in brief, of course!). Enjoy!

This is a continuation of the story set between books 1 and 2. The crew of the Heart of Gold uses a Sens-O-Memory device to see what the party that Zaphod, Trillian, and Arthur first met at was like.

"Please register your planet with the nearest planetary planning council. Thank you and have a horrible day." Death, doom and distraction are nice and all but some people prefer to live all their exciting, death defying, reality bending lives one day at a time. Others prefer being burnt to a cinder over something unexpected. But the Vogans are always unhappy so, really, who cares?

Arthur's acting slightly strange. Zaphod's creeped out. Tricia's worried. Ford doesn't understand humans and their eccentricities. Marvin is depressed. Now, the question is: what's wrong with Arthur?

Well, this is a little biography about Marvin's depressing life.

An Arthur/Trillian fic. This is an alternative outcome to Disaster teleport incident from episode 6 of the 1981 television series. A bit of fluff, but it had to be done. So shoot me, I'm sentimental and love tea-drinking men in dressing gowns.

A human and a Betelgeusian meet for the first time in a London Underground station. Random semi-fluff, NON-SLASH. My first HG2TG fic. K for a couple crude words, real and imagined danger, and weirdness. Share and Enjoy! Constructive criticism welcome!

An average writer's first venture into the Hitch-hiker's Guide to The Galaxy; this entry covers the Kasvuera system.

Ford Prefect sente falta de ação em sua vida. E quando o plano de "ação" de Ford involve pular de uma nave em queda livre rumo à morte, fica um tanto quanto difícil para Arthur não entrar em pânico.

Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.

The six-and-a-halfth book in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy.

Zaphod goes on a quest to unlock his brain, Ford decides to find out what a Hrung is, Marvin tries to find the question once and for all, and Arthur Dent for once takes the guide's advice to heart. Also, there may be a thinly veiled plotline.

The Vogons have come to destroy Earth. How much would five minutes either way have mattered? Two stories. WARNING: world ends. But you knew that.