Just as the title says. John and Dave are gay. Together! Takes place a year after the book ends, Dave and Amy are still engaged and John's got a massive crush on Dave. He's planning to kill himself after he tells him. Guy/Guy, don't like, don't read!

John finally gets a look at the last of Billy's doodles of the future. This psychic boy apparently thinks he and Dave will be having sex soon. WARNING: Slash, Yaoi, John Cheese/David Wong

I hate life and myself and everyone and everything. It nauseates me and makes me a coward. *Wow, if he was alive Kurt Cobain might've sued me if he'd been a loser in real life who spent Sundays on Fanfiction dot com.