Being summoned to Middle Earth is cool. Being summoned to Middle Earth to help the bad guys destroy all the free peoples of M.E. was not so cool. Yet that's exactly what they expect me to do. Help!

Five were sent to counsel and cajole: one sought to rule. The making and breaking of Wizards.

There is more to Saruman than meets the eye. What happened after Treebeard released him from Isengard. This is The Scouring of the Shire according to Saruman. It is now finished. Please R&R!

Pre-fotr: Galadriel suspects that Durin's Bane is stirring in Moria. Radagast sends his apprentice and a botany-obsessed historian to investigate. On the way, they are separated, and the apprentice finds peril and a trinket at Isengard.

Arwen-Jade was your typical Mary Sue who happened to walk into a typical Middle Earth, make a wrong turn, and go where no Sue has gone before: Isengard. Plenty of Sue-bashing ahead, and a view of a long ignored character.

Ruby and Dillon are twins that have never met, but fate brings them both to Middle Earth. The become wizards apprentices and set in motion events that will have to be rekoned with. Not your normal Girl in ME fic! Please Review.

FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger

A somewhat ridiculous movie-verse tale explaining why the Uruk-hai took maggoty bread with them when they set off after the Fellowship.

We could have found few treasures in Orthanc more precious than the thing which Wormtounge threw down at us." A shrill shriek, suddenly cut off, came from an open window high above. "It seems Saruman thinks so too," said Gandalf, "Let us leave them!"

-100 word drabble- What was going on inside Boromir's head when he tried to take to Ring.

Saruman's birthday is fast approaching, and he doesn't want anyone to know....but Radagast and Grima won't let it pass without a big, cheerful, obnoxious celebration. Birthday fic for Calaquende, written in her very own AU.

During The Fifth Age of Middle Earth, comes an Orcish threat known as Sauron's Finger, who wishes to retake Middle Earth in name of their dead Lord, Sauron, but with help from an old enemy of Rohan, thought to be dead.

17th-century Avdei has the honor of being the first person to drink the Elixir of Life from his master's newly synthesized philosopher's stone. Now trapped in Orthanc, he tries desperately to save his skin by sharing his knowledge of alchemy with Saruman.

A set of four humorous double drabbles in which Saruman must face the consequences of poor laundering and the significance of color. Rather cracky AU.

Is it possible to think for yourself while under the influence of a powerful being? How much choice does Grima Wormtongue really have as he finds himself drawn deeper and deeper into Saruman's plans for Rohan and for Middle Earth?

My newest story. Enjoy!

Typical days in Saruman's life after he turned to the DARK SIDE. General mishappenings which make life around Isengard interesting.

..."Even when he sneaks out at night it is only to look at the stars." Grima reflects on beauty, Eowyn, and what might have been, but for the kindness of fate. Oneshot, book based, continues up until his death.

Sequel to Shopping with Grima and Saruman. Punished by Saruman for disobeying his command, Grima is sentenced to doing laundry duty. Features surprise guests.

What happens when one greedy snitch and a psychotic wizard go shopping?

Saruman and Gandalf fight each other in a duel that would cost the loser something of great value...

A Journalistic approach at answering the age old question of why the chicken crossed the road.

Saruman has fallen to the Dark Lord, but he wasn’t always on the side of evil. There was a time when he was kind, and wise, and strong. When He and Gandalf were both young. Young and in love. AU:Different Wizard setup. SarumanGandalf

Why did Saruman try to convert Gandalf to his cause? And how did Gandalf find out about the Uruk Hai?

What is Christmas in Middle Earth? Here is the answers to your questions! Shepherds of the Forest, Ents and 3 Wise Men follow Elbereth's star to a random stable of Rohan. What could all of this mean? A Savior has come to Middle Earth, for all people.