Because meeting aliens for the first time can't be as easy as "Hey, weird-looking dude, welcome to here. Have a burger." The story starts kinda dark, but it'll get lighter and sweeter, kinda like coffee, only backwards.

When a 17 year old girl stumbles upon 3 martians and their human friends, what strange events will take place? Read to find out! Mild swearing at times and some graphic scenes with slight gore :S teehee :3

The re-write of 'Meet the Warners'. The Martians are having an OMAB race in the desert, when they stumble across Dr. Hacksaw planning to dissect two siblings. Contains OCs and some rather uncouth language at times. You have been warned.

2-T/OC- Fate had brought the Martians and Muldoon's 17 year old daughter together when they saved her from an alien attack. As their friendship grows, fate has other plans when Kasey falls ill. Will they be losing a new member of the team? R&R

Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of Children,. She was my mother, someone I always had at my side. Until the day the Alien Invader took her from me and my family forever. Day I don't like to remember. OneShot. 2t's POV R&R PLZ

They've been friends forever, despite their vast differences. Now their friendship will be put to the ultimate test...will they pass? Used to be known as 'Friends 'Till Peace'. Combined chapters and some things are a little different...

This is a poem about the Martians getting caught. B.Bop's point of view. Involves character death and historical methods eg hanging

Mike and Angie are getting ready to go on their first date with each other. But Damage's latest plot could not only destroy their plans, but also destroy Mike's mind, and force Mike into being a slave to the Martian empire for the rest of his life.

My sequel to Everybody Loves Angie. Chitzok's mad and he forms a deadly alliance with a twisted teenager named Martyr. Martyr hates all Martians but what sort of alien is he? And what is it he has against B.Bop? The clock is ticking - and they both want A

Do-Wah's got a secret that he's DYING to tell his friends. Will they be able to stop the evil taking him over - or will it end like he predicted? To give himself a second chance he MUST look after that talisman...

2T's technical wonderland poem! I love this one I made it up one second and thought it was great! Hope you do too.

Shaboom's found something out and is on the warpath... Was it a blackmail from Bog, and will she desert the Martians? Or is she under the influence of something? What will this reveal about Ange's past?

Ever wondered about 2T's life? Well here it is I'm not basing this on anything in the TV show I made up 2T and B.Bop's family by myself if n e 1 wants 2 use da names fine by me! This is a bit of a hard life for 2T he is a very abused child :

An article in a newspaper by Tech Commando 2TFruT and about how the Butt Uglies made it BIG TIME. 'We Hit The Jackpot, we're living large Boyz II Martians and we're in charge...'

This is a poem hope you like it!

The full title is Relatives, Hostile Takeovers, Soul Mates, and a Whole Lot of other Crud. That's pretty much the summary too. FINALLY! WE'RE FINISHED HERE! THIS STORY IS DONE!

Just a short poem I was bored! Hope you like it!

Somthing's wrong with Lilly And she won't tell what's wrong. That and a Saber Cat with a mysterious Robot has come to Capture Lilly? What's going on!

Do-Wah has a crush on Angie. How can he tell her? and Why's Lilly so snappy? For Charon! chap. 2 up!

There's an accident, 2T almost dies, and Angela learns a lesson. Read and Review, please. Summary slightly misleading.

Cedric has the power to talk to people's spirits. Can Cedric stand the mental strain when Gorgon calls his ancestor's spirits to help him destroy the Earth? Now with an epilogue!

Oh no! Angela's been kidnapped! We have to find her! Read and Review, please. Contains character INJURY, which means characters sustain injuries that'll STAY THERE until the next story.

The Martians meet two girls and their stuffed dragon toy. But, Lilly predicts that there's more to the toy than just looks. And she's right. This story is proof that I have a dragon obsession. AND I'M DONE! I RULE THIS SECTION OF

Kinda sad, but I've made a choice never to write a sad story without a happy ending. Dedicated to Robert Stack, who died May 14, 2003.

Two little girls come show up on Earth, and one of them hits Mike. Problem: The girls are aliens, and the punchhappy girl has poisoned Mike! They have to find the girl and get an antitoxin, but they're being difficult. DONE!