Dan has had his cold little heart dead set on revenge for as long as he could remember and recently wants revenge on a new victim who goes by the name of Josie , his friend Chris just wants to spend time with his wife Elise. Being the helpful person that he is Chris tries to find Dan a female friend and is even willing to sign him up on a matchmaking site called ...

It's deja vu, for Dan when several past threats start coming back united stronger than ever! Not only do they want revenge on Dan, but also are plotting to take over the world! Now it's up to Dan and several past allies to stop them once and for all!

Dan can't help but feel betrayed at Chris and Elise's actions. He feels betrayed but doesnt know how to deal with it. Meanwhile Chris is trying to get Dan to forgive him but its kind of when you have someone who's always mad and now hates you. (takes place right after Dan vs The monster under the bed)

Chris and Elise are expecting there first child... Chris has a question to ask Elise that hes been waiting for nine months. "Elise,is this baby mine or Dans?" What will the answer be? Find out! Read and Review Please!

Dan has anger issues as we all have come to know. Dan doesn't think he has a problem. What will happen when Elise and Chris send Dan off to an anger management facility in the middle of nowhere, only to find that when they go to pick him up, he's cured? Suspicion will build, and a terrible secret will be uncovered. Cover photo by cryptvokeeper on dA.

After confusing a project Elise is working on as antacid, Chris and Dan switch bodies. Rated T, because I'm paranoid.

A little spin off of the "Rainbows are nature's rainbows" scene from Dan Vs. Technology! Thanks SO MUCH for all the reviews and follows on the other Dan Vs. fic! I probably will write more soon!

How will Dan fair after finally snapping when Mr. Mumbles is hit by a car? Will he come back to his senses before new found medical problems put him down for good? WARNING! Sensitive material such as dead animals and insane people!

Chris recalls the conversation he had with Elise about jumping off a cliff because of Dan; however, it's more then just an expression for Chris and Dan.

When Chrystal moves to town,she somehow moved into a house next door to Chris and Elise.As she meets Dan,can she help him find true love?

It's a week before Valentine's Day and Dan keeps finding notes from a secret admirer, he takes these notes as a threat and sets out to find this person immediately with the help of Chris of course!

The son of The Imposter is all grown up...and very, very angry at Dan for imprisioning his father. Can Dan defeat this troubled teen who's heart is nearly as black as his own?

Dan discovers his feelings for Chris. Chris/Dan Kind of OOC

SLASH! Alternate-Universe. When Dan makes a misogynistic comment during a visit to Madame Zelda, she curses both him and Chris. They wake up the next morning in another world where everyone is the opposite gender, including them and no one knows what happened but them! Meanwhile, Chris deals with his unwanted attraction for Dan's female form. Dan/Chris. Dana/Christina.

Just another revenge plot of Dan but this time dealing with a milk truck? My first fanfic.

Chris isn't exactly fooled as Elise would thought to be. Chris pretends to be unknowing in order to hide what he really knows about. Chris Pearson is the man of many secrets.

These single stories take place in an AU, where Dan* has become a 'friend' to Dan instead of enemies and they are roommates/revenge buddies. It starts off as a semi-friendship but might change later on.. *bad summary but stories are for laughs*

The Imposter thinks on the life he had for such a short time, before Dan took is all away.

One of Dans' many enemies is back and looking for a well-deserved revenge. Will Dan be able to take this enemy down or will he be defeated? Who is this enemy? How will the revenge be gotten? Why are still reading this? Find out inside & watch the story unfold. Rated 'T' for now but might change later on...

A quick look into Mr. Mumbles' head and how she really feels about Dan. Mr. Mumbles' POV

This isn't related to Homestuck AT ALL. Dan is convinced by Chris to get a computer and sign up for a chatting website. Dan begins getting trolled almost immediately by some stranger that goes by, ID25* How will Dan manage to win this seemingly hopeless battle?

A sequel to Dan Vs. Hortense, in which Dan and Florence get hitched at long last ! Dan still has a bit of a wandering eye for Hortense. Will Flo be enough to keep his eyes in his sockets and stay committed fully to her ? Rated T for mention of Dan's fantasies.

Dan takes some time to reflect on his past. A/N something i had to type up for english class.

Takes place shortly after the Wedding episode, and will be writing a sequel and insinuations that Dan might have a tidbit of pervert in him.

Dans old best freind from highschool wants revenge on him for dishing him for chirs. Steve plans to kill Dan but will Chris safe him before it is to late.