The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.

She is his inspiration. Dark.

DethHealth aftermath. Nathan really didn't need another reason to dislike the dentist. Father/Son dynamic.

Even the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.

Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.

Being sad is so not brutal, but the nine months Offdensen was gone were. A look at how each member of Dethklok deals with loss, and the absence of the man responsible for keeping Dethklok running and the five of them alive.

A fake picture of Nathan and Charles kissing sends Nathan's fans crazy. Charles sees a chance to make money out of the situation. Not slash. Charles helps Nathan with a secret. Smart Nathan. Hot Charles. Charles Nathan friendship fic.

The full story behind Want and Symmetry

T/MF. Yeah, you read it right. People request strange things. Anyway, I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

N/T. Fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

S/T. Beware the fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

Pickles x Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.

Murderface gets a new pet.

A series of drabbles centering around Dethklok's manager, Charles Foster Ofdensen. Drabble 10 now up, entitled Average Joe, Part 2. Spoilers for Renovation Klok. Charles goes back to his old style.

Lavona has not given up her obsession with Nathan and continues her quest for him. She infiltrates Mordhaus by blackmailing one of the metal lords... there will be a somewhat slash undertone as well. Read to find out!

The band is bored. They decide to have a little fun with Charles, but of course things go wrong. No pairings. Naked Murderface, cause that's what he loves to do.

Based off the episode "Mordland" or Fan Day. Rated T for suggestive thoughts from... Who else? Skwisgaar. SkwisToki

The story of how Toki and Skwisgaar met, how they interacted, and how they lived before Dethklok was formed. Rated T for child abuse, neglect, and perhaps some kissing in later chapters. Ultimately a S/T but not for a while. Written by SEES.

When Toki dies his hair blond to mess with Skwisgaar, no one can tell them apart anymore.

Mordhaus employees never last for long, but their ends are always truly brutal. The hiring part gets old quickly, unfortunatly .

Spoilers for the s.3 premiere. Little piece between Charles and Nathan after the events of that episode.

He's alive...that was the mantra that ran through his head like a broken record.

Cute, fluffy drabble. Toki realizes that he has brothers. Rated T for language and a bit of drunken nudity. Reviews are appreciated.

The boys give their manager a proper Viking funeral. Nathan assesses his feelings. Takes place right after the Season 2 Finale. Rated T to be safe. Reviews are appreciated.

Without Deddybear, Toki goes wandering in the night... Right where he shouldn't. Slight Skwis/Toki, but mainly fluff. Rated T for, uh... innuendos. And nakedness, but we won't go into that. Written by SEES.