My proposed sequel to "Secrets and Heroes"! Join Justice Raccoon and his friends as they go to form a pop-rock band, to rock out the forest and save the universe!

After doing some serious thinking, Melissa feels a desire to have children, but Ralph isn't as sure of it as she is. Will they become parents, or are they fated to end up childless?

Bert receives a letter from Bentley. Set during "Stop The Clock". It happens after Bentley leaves off-screen from the Evergreen Forest.

Bert leaves the Evergreen Forest for life in Vancouver in hopes of getting a record contract, but what will befall him there? Will he make it or will he fall flat on his face?

When a new millionaire family arrives to do business in the Evergreen Forest, Cyril Sneer and Mr. Knox compete for the client's deal, which involves watercrafts. Meanwhile the Raccoon gang meet the client's son, who is much more than the average rich kid.

Bert feels neglected by his friends, and feels as if he has become a burden upon them. Bert then meets his guardian angel who indeed shows him what life might be like without him. But would everything really be better had he never been born?

Ever wonder what happened to David and Delilah? Wait no further, as you are about to find out.

Ralph Raccoon retells the story of the earlier years of his life, especially of how he met his wife, Melissa. Contains some disturbing and depressing scenes. Complete unless I am requested to go back and change/add/remove anything.

Homeless and without Christmas stockings, Bert finds himself down by the lake, wondering if he'll ever have a home again. Set during The Christmas Raccoons. one-shot

Join our gang as they travel through ten, tales of horror, dread, suspense, and fear! Written for Halloween-well ahead of time, too. Will contain character deaths, graphic violence, and extremely heavy inspiration from the Simpsons. ON HIATUS

"Everyone has secrets in their past that they would like to forget; even our heroes."

As the Evergreen Forest prepares for another Fall Festival Bert and Lisa hike to the hot springs on Mount Vulcan. Unfortunately for everyone Cyril and Bentley's new waste disposal system gives the volcano indigestion. Trapping them all on Mount Vulcan.

Inspired by Harun85's "Dungeon". A "What If" story, in which Lisa doesn't die. You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of her dreams! First chapter up, more still to come.

When a happy-go-lucky raccoon finds that the love of his life was killed by Sneer Industries, he sets out on a quest for vengeance.

The Raccoon gang are miniaturised in an accident and Cyril becomes concerned for Cedric's whereabouts.

A nightmare from long ago leaves Lisa feeling alone and scared. She just may however seek comfort from a certain fun loving, peanut butter loving Raccoon.

While hunting for treasure Cyril finds a magic lamp.

Inspired by other 'owner's guides' to robots based off characters in other series, I thought it was high time Cyril got his due. I mean, who knows, if it were possible, wouldn't you want a Cyril-bot ?

Cyril learns the importance of love and in turn becomes a kinder, gentler and more understanding aardvark and just when you thought it wasn't possible !

Here is my first fanfic. It is a songfic of Cyril Sneer's loneliness. Includes the lyrics of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails and Johnny Cash. Enjoy and please rate and review!

Bert's past catches up to him and forces him into a battle he cannot win against a system stacked against him.

Lisa wants to get a tattoo. Her parents are opposed but what does her Aunt Gertie think?

When The Raccoons came back on Teletoon Retro, I was spurred to write a multichaptered something about it. It mainly circles around the father and son relationship of Cyril and Cedric, but others, such as Sophia, play important parts as well. CHAPTER 3 UP

Bert Raccoon discovers an ancient comet deep in the heart of the Evergreen Forest, and soon strange things start happening to him. But what was in it? First Raccoons mpreg.

Bert tries to give up peanut butter. Will he survive?