Hubert Cumberdale lived a pretty hard life...he still had friends though. His wife Margery, his daughter Yvonne, his old pals Jeremy and Charlie Fisher, until the Cold War. Hubert made a bomb shelter, and it works! Only he survives though, and writes his last sane thoughts in a diary as he mutates and looses his mind.

A different take on how Salad Fingers became the figure we know him as. Very and completely AU. Drabble.

Mr Fingers writes a little poem about how things were before and during the war. Nothing to gory or graphic YET.

The reminiscence of what was. He and little Mable, dear, with fiery ginger hair, out of line and out of whack, are all that's left.

After his little sister dies from an illness, a young Salad Fingers desperately seeks comfort. And Marjory is the only one able to give him the comfort he needs. Young!Salad Fingers/Marjory. Takes place before "Born to Die". Drabble.

His back was pressed up against a wall now, what was once his finger puppet standing just inches away from him. With each step she took, a buried memory was recovered from its grave. Salad Fingers/Marjory. One-shot. Slight sexual content.

With his lovely, soft, gentle eyes... so sweet and warm and unlike most men, it was no wonder why she had chosen him. Young!Marjory/Salad Fingers, long before the Great War tore their lives apart many years later. And FYI: this takes place before he went crazy and became deformed. LONG before the Great War started... Drabble.

Kenneth has grown to long for his old home and family, and tries to find a way back to his hometown. But what will happen when he is confronted by how much his world has changed? Rated T for safety.

Just like her father, Yvonne's once sane, innocent mind would slowly transform, descending into darkness from the trauma brought on by the Great War. What exactly happened to Yvonne after being taken by the enemy soldiers? Along the way she meets a familiar face willing to help her. Possible romance later on, depending on how many chapters I write. Please read & review! UPDATED!

When Salad Fingers meets a bridal shop mannequin, he mistakes it for an old friend and proposes. Will this relationship last? Let's find out.

'He sat in the silence. Silence, making it known to him, reminding him that the enemy soldiers were gone. And so were his wife and child.' Marjory and Yvonne really did exist once. Salad Fingers didn't remember that... until now. One-shot. Please review!

Salad Fingers does his laundry and then his friend pays him a visit. Just another day in the life of that strange little man.

Episode 11 of the flash film "Salad Fingers" based of my own little weird immagination. T for possible disturbing images.

Based off the flash film Salad Fingers.