After Cecil has a near-death experience, Sideshow Bob realizes how precious life really is, and how merciful it can also be by ending it. He kidnaps the Simpson children after they were supposed to be sent to boot camp to learn better manners, and hands them over to a far greater power than even death: his mother.

How much trouble can Lisa get into!

When Marge and the kids are kidnapped by an enemy who is like none other that the Simpson family has ever encountered, Homer must find a way to play his game of madness and retribution while rescuing his family as well as all of Springfield. But in order to do so, he must look into himself. Is he really an effective, committed husband and father? Or is he a doomed failure? R&R!

Bart and his two best friends are about to have the ultimate summer experience, because they've taken over Bart's cool older cousin's, Jake, apartment for the summer. Read and please review.

It's been years, and Bart is now a high school freshman. There has been no attempts on his life by Sideshow Bob in many years, not even a sign of him. Just as the killer starts to slip from the teenagers mind he makes a reapearance. A sudden and abrupt one. Where will things lead? WARNING: BORT in later chapters.

Lisa is feeling as lonely and depressed as ever, until a girl named Kelly moves to Springfield. Lisa/OC. Lesbian romance.

Un historia de bartxlisa algo que no tuvo que pasar paso y bart y lisa fueron los que participaron en ese acto que paso pero con el tiempo lo olvidaron bueno tal ves solo uno lo olvido mientras que el otro no podía olvidar ese momento de felicidad que solo había durado uno segundos

Maggie wonders why her family forgets about her and she may have found the answer.

Lisa's coming back to announce her upcoming wedding to Hugh Parkfield (recycled from Lisa's wedding) but is this going to stop Bart from hooking up with his hot intelligent sister Alice (or any other springfield bachelors that is). Including other stuff about Springfield set twelve years from now.

While walking around the Springfield Harvest Festival, Sideshow Bob finds Marge selling her world famous jello mold and marshmallow squares. It isn't long before he plots an idea to kidnap Marge in order to get his revenge on Bart. Can Bart and Lisa solve a series of riddles that can lead to their mother? Or will Sideshow Bob finally kill Bart Simpson?

After discovering Ned still loves Maude, Edna feels like she s all alone. But one person never stopped loving her - SkinnerXEdna, slight NedXEdna and NedXMaude

Bart wanted revenge. And no one ever suspected the butterfly...

Worst day of my life. Worst day of your life so far. I finally understand what my dad meant. My beautiful Jade gets hurt and I could of done something to protect her. I'm such a fool. She's in a hospital bed while her attacker runs free.

A parody of Gilligan's Island, only Simpson style! Our castways: Marge, Maggie, Sideshow Mel, Cecil and Gino Terwilliger, and two OCs - Isabella's mine, Stephanie, the eldest Simpson child, is Sideshowjazz1's . Most of the summary is inside, and I accept any GI episode requests anyone may have, since this is a parody. Read and review and request!

Homer, troubled by previous love affairs, sets off on a quest to find his true enlightenment. He is struck by common problems on his journey, but he pushes on wards, gaining inspiration from the loved ones he regrettably abandoned.

Lisa is 8 years old, she falls pregnant by Ralph after a sex ed class, rated T for Child Pregnancy

This is a story about Lisa Simpson coming home from her four years of studying at Yale University. She soon finds out (via Homer Simpson) that her brother, Bart Simpson, is getting married (way to go Bart!)! Only there is one problem... She has two escorts! It's a Milhouse V.S. Nelson situation! Hope this wedding doesn't end in a catastrophe! Find our more by reading this fic!

Bart's failing his exams which isn't a surprise. He does want to pass them but none of the teachers are interesting enough for Bart to pay attention to. Skinners gets him a tutor who he thinks will keep Bart's attention. His tutor turns out to be none other than Sideshow Bob. Does he still want him dead? What will happen when they start to fall in love with each other?

A terrible decision leads to Marge divorcing Homer and kicking him out of the house for good. Fifteen years later, Homer returns to Springfield after traveling abroad, to attend Lisa's wedding, but upon his return, he faces the problem of trying to reconnect with his still-angry family. Can he win back their love? R&R!

Cecil recalls his childhood.